Chapter 2583: The Actual Situation Is Completely Inconsistent With the Description
As soon as this was mentioned, Youming shuddered. The Minghe Koi was a creature that made him both love and hate it!
He himself was an existence that had fought all over the Minghe Star Domain and had no equal! But he was still under one fish and above ten thousand others!
Youming's mouth twitched:
[grimacing] "Let's get this straight, don't count on me for help, I haven't lived enough yet!"
Jiangnan curled his lip:
[smirking] "Look at you, you coward. I, the dignified Spirit Pet Chef Master, why would I need anyone's help? Let's do it, do it, do it~"
Saying that, he was about to rush out of the meeting room and start his fishing operation!
But Youming was so scared he trembled, and made a big leap to block Jiangnan!
[panicking] "My ancestor~ Don't fish here, okay? The Netherworld Race doesn't have much of a foundation. If you really lure out the Minghe Koi!"
"Then this Bigan Bridge will be smashed by its two tail swishes! And I've tried it before, using Dali or Minghe Crystal elsewhere, but I couldn't lure the Minghe Koi out!"
"It only appears near the Minghe Death Prison, as if the previous feeding has become a habit. Why don't we go to Minghe Death Prison? Can we just mess up one place?"
When Jiangnan escaped from prison before, he had left a big gift for Youming, and it was by relying on that "big gift" that Youming managed to stabilize the Seven-Colored Big Crucian Carp!
Jiangnan's expression turned teasing:
[leering] "Oh ho? You've tried them all? You haven't been idle, huh~"
Youming's eyes darted, and he gave two dry laughs:
[side-eye] "As a person, isn't it about being brave to try? I'll take you to Minghe Death Prison now..."
Jiangnan didn't say anything. As the ruler of the Netherworld Race, how could Youming not want to have the Minghe Koi under his control? But after failed attempts, he had accepted reality and given up!
Wu Liang scratched his head:
[confused] "Smash the Bigan Bridge? Such a vast starry bridge, that crucian carp could smash it? You're bullshitting, right?"
Chong Feiyu's eyelids twitched: "You'll know when you see it later!"
"Going back to Minghe Death Prison? I just want to go back and take a look too~ A bit of reminiscing about the hard times!"
After all, she had lived there for over five thousand years, so there was a bit of affection for it, but not much...
Everyone didn't delay. Youming led them out of Bigan Star, using the Minghe River channel, and headed straight for Minghe Death Prison!
And when everyone saw the Minghe Death Star half-sunk in the Minghe River, they were all stunned for a moment...
They saw that the Minghe Death Star had become an irregular elliptical star, like a deformed golf ball! It was pitted and scarred, full of depressions and holes, and the star body even had several giant cracks, patched with heavy Strong-Phase Alloy pudding! Some places were even still smoking, and they could vaguely see many prisoners on the Minghe Death Star repairing and patching, sweating profusely!
Obviously, among the prisoners' compulsory labor, besides going into the river to fish for crystals, there was also the work of repairing the death prison!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's eyes were wide open!
[shocked] "This... this is Minghe Death Prison? How is it completely different from what I imagined? It's a miracle that this planet hasn't shattered yet!"
This is too shabby, isn't it? Even the dangerous buildings in the war zone that had been carpet-bombed for a hundred years would be better than this, right?
Wu Liang swallowed his saliva:
[gulping] "If I'm not mistaken, most of the materials used to build Minghe Death Star are Strong-Phase Alloy, right? How did it get damaged like this?"
But Qian Benying looked as if it were natural:
[unconcerned] "This is a place where Jiang the Bad Guy stayed, isn't it? It's only normal that it got edited like this."
Everyone looked at Qian Benying and couldn't help nodding in agreement!
[agreeing] "Mm~ That makes sense!" x N
Jiangnan rolled his eyes and curled his lip:
[rolling eyes] "Brother Youming? You're really stingy, aren't you? It's already broken like this, and you don't replace it? You let the brothers live in this kind of open-air cell?"
Youming's face darkened: "Damn! Who do you think caused it to be like this? Replace? Rebuilding a Minghe Death Star is very expensive, okay?" "It's not that I don't have money, but do I dare use it? The Sacred Law Council doesn't allocate funds to me either."
But at this moment, Wang Youzhi's eyes were shining:
[excited] "Hey hey hey? Little brother? Remember Insect Big Dung?"
Jiangnan was suddenly startled:
[surprised] "Big Dung? Isn't that your alt account?"
Wang Youzhi glared:
[angry] "Nonsense! You're lying! He's just a roommate I get along well with! How could he be my alt account?"
"That's not important! What's important is the gong pounding and card punching?"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. It seemed that Black God would never admit that Insect Big Dung was his alt account in this lifetime. Even when dead, his mouth was still hard!
If Dazhi hadn't reminded him, Jiangnan would have really forgotten about this! Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi exchanged a glance and both let out bursts of heh heh heh evil laughter!
[grinning mischievously] [smirking sly]
"Let's go, let's go~ Let's go see!"
After saying that, they jogged all the way into Minghe Death Prison!
Zhong Yingxue and Wu Liang were all confused. Weren't they going fishing? Why stop? And what is "gong pounding and card punching"?
They saw Chong Feiyu's expression also turn sinister: "Follow along and you'll find out!"
Everyone followed with intense curiosity!
As soon as they entered Minghe Death Prison, they were shocked by the extent of battle damage! There were holes everywhere, the walls were covered with all kinds of pain masks, and some cells didn't even have ceilings, connected to the cells above!
Prisoners of various races were bustling in the corridors, some even running with 2D wives in their arms, looking only ten percent new...
From deep within the death prison, there were even sounds that were unpleasant to the ear!
As soon as Jiangnan returned, some prisoners recognized him. After all, the infamous name of Jiang the Bully was known to everyone! He had become a legend of Minghe Death Prison. Even new arrivals, after opening up, would hear the old-timers tell the legend of Jiang the Bully's prison break!
The prisoners who recognized Jiangnan's eyes bulged, their jaws clanged to the ground, and they turned and ran, shouting:
[panicking] "Brothers and sisters! Jiang the Bully is back! The big boss of the Bully Gang has returned to Minghe Death Prison!"
"All prisoners! Go to the cafeteria and assemble! Greet the big boss! Those doing business or not doing human things, put them away first!"
"The big boss brought girls, don't spoil their eyes! Assemble! Quick, quick, quick~"
For a moment, there were wails and cheers in Minghe Death Prison. Anyone who didn't know would think the prison was rioting!
They heard a rumble. Qian Benying watched in disbelief as a prisoner directly smashed through the Strong-Phase Alloy gate, carrying the door and rushing to the cafeteria. Truly—taking the door and running out!
Jiangnan:
[awkward] "Uh... no need for such a welcome, right? It makes me a bit embarrassed."
Wu Liang and Zhong Yingxue were all stunned! Jiang the Bully? Big boss?
They saw that in the cafeteria, all the prisoners of Minghe Death Prison, led by Insect Big Dung, had assembled; men and women all came! The cafeteria couldn't hold them, so they directly tore down the walls to expand the space! And all the prisoners, in unison, bowed ninety degrees to Jiangnan and said in one voice:
[bowing respectfully] "All prisoners of Minghe Death Prison! Pay respects to Jiang the Bully! Big boss, you've worked hard~"
The scene was magnificent, the momentum overwhelming!
Not only prisoners gathered, even the prison guards came to assemble and salute, damn! It was true that when Jiang the Bully appeared, all death prison prisoners came to pay homage!
Jiangnan coughed lightly:
[clearing throat] "Uh... all rise? No need to be so formal. I just came back to have a look-see~"
But the prisoners all looked at Jiangnan with adoration!
[admiring] "You're our boss for a day, always the boss! Big boss! How long do you plan to stay this time? Your five-star luxury golden house cell is still reserved for you, with someone sent to clean it every day!"
Jiangnan's face darkened:
[deadpan] "Live here? Who the hell would want to live here? Do you think I came back to visit relatives?"
But the scene in front of them completely stunned Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao! Five-star luxury golden house cell? The boss of all prisoners? The degree of respect was almost like treating Jiangnan as their own father!
"You... didn't you say you had a rough time in Minghe Death Prison, getting beaten every day?"
Jiangnan:
[awkward] "Uh..."
Immediately a prisoner spoke up:
[emphatic] "What the big boss said is right! There are people he beats every day! If he doesn't beat a few hundred people in a day, he feels uncomfortable all over!"
Xia Yao's mouth twitched:
[doubtful] "Can't get enough to eat every meal?"
Prisoners:
[honest] "Indeed, we don't get enough! The big boss is always stuffed! He eats whatever he wants, and he can eat ice cream, drink beer, crack sunflower seeds. We can pick up some of his leftovers."
"The big boss is really good. He still thinks of us when he has leftovers. I once licked the leftover ice cream bucket from the big boss!"
Wu Liang's forehead was drenched with sweat:
[sweating] "Then being tortured and crying in solitary confinement?"
Prisoners nodded:
[nodding] "That's true! I've seen the big boss beat the deputy warden until she cried in solitary confinement. The deputy warden usually cries secretly when no one is around!"
Jiu Lan's face turned red, her eyes darted to the side, and Bing Chacha covered her face!
[embarrassed] [covering face]
The prisoners said seriously:
[earnest] "Sisters-in-law, you can rest assured! How could the big boss suffer in Minghe Death Prison? He lives like a fairy!"
"Even on vacation, you can't live as well as the big boss... pwah~"
They saw Jiangnan perform a flash step and hammer a spike punch directly into that prisoner's chest!
[angry punching] "A-da~"
With a loud bang, that prisoner was sent flying, crashing through countless walls and falling into the Minghe River!
The other prisoners shuddered: "Beat him, right? Got it, big boss! Received! Brothers! Go!"
Then the prisoners turned and charged toward the prisoner who had been punched flying!
Jiangnan curled his lip:
[smug] "Heh~ That's for talking too much! You were asking for it, weren't you?"
As he said that, he blew on the white smoke from his fist, but felt dozens of resentful gazes from behind! He saw that Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, Qian Benying, and the others all had nuclear-friendly smiles on their faces!
[angry smiling] [smiling dangerously] [grinning ominously]...
Can't get enough to eat? Beaten every day? Living like inhuman conditions?
Spit! The actual situation is completely inconsistent with the description, okay? Xiao Nan is completely the prison bully, for crying out loud!
Everyone was so worried before, even thinking about whether to stage a prison break. Xia Yao couldn't sleep from worry, bathing her face in sweat every day, numbing herself with heavy training! Mila and Lan cried from worry! Good heavens! He's been vacationing here? And then he comes back and tricks everyone into crying for hugs? Wanting head pats?
Mila:
[pouting] "Brother Jiangnan is a big liar! Hmph~"
Jiangnan:
[awkward] "Well... there's still a bit of truth in it. The Thousand Stars City wasn't built in a day, and the prison bully isn't trained in a day either~ Aha~ Ahaha~"