# Chapter 252: Bling Pudding
The driver executed a drift, pulling up steadily at the curb!
They had arrived right at Shengping Granary!
Mountain Cat quickly got out of the car, her pretty face flushed red!
Bai Qianxun and the others followed her out.
Only Jiangnan was still frozen stiff in the car, not daring to move!
Bai Qianxun asked in confusion, "South God? Why aren't you getting out?"
Jiangnan's expression was solemn: "It's not that I want to move, but that I can move whenever I want!"
"It needs the right timing!"
Damn it!
How am I supposed to get out like this?
Don't I need to calm down first?
Don't I have any face to save?
Mountain Cat blushed: "Pfft!"
Then she asked in surprise, "Where are Wang Zhengyang and the others?"
Jiangnan froze, turned to look behind!
The broken street was empty, there was no sign of their car at all!
He could move instantly! He jumped out and looked into the distance!
There wasn't even a ghost of a shadow!
"Driver! What about the car that was following us?"
The driver pushed up his glasses and gave a devilish smirk!
"Don't worry! I've shaken them off! You're safe now!"
Jiangnan: ???
Shaken them off?
You actually shook them off?!
Damn it!
What I said earlier was that we were together!
When did I tell you to shake them off?
Does every taxi driver have a secret agent dream deep down?
"No, I..."
The driver grinned: "No need to thank me! I'm an old hand!"
With that, he made a drift turn on the spot, sped away in a cloud of dust, hiding his merit and fame!
Jiangnan: !!!
Thank you?
Thank you for nothing! That was way too flashy!
Shaken them off? Seriously?
Are you sure the mercenaries didn't send you to mess with me on purpose?
Amidst the flying dust!
Five pitch-black figures stood frozen, their faces seeming even darker!
The atmosphere was suffocatingly tense.
After a full ten minutes, Jiangnan couldn't hold it anymore and was about to go look for them.
But then a taxi slowly came into view—it was Wang Zhengyang and the others!
The driver got out and immediately started yelling!
"Aren't we supposed to be together? Why were you driving so fast?"
"I had to chase after you like crazy! Honking, flashing lights, and you wouldn't stop! What, were you being chased by ghosts?"
Jiangnan: ...
What ghost chase? You were the one chasing them!
...
Despite a few hiccups, they managed to find the tunnel entrance smoothly.
The group entered the abandoned granary and indeed found the tunnel entrance sealed with thick steel plates on the ground.
Wang Zhengyang: "Should we use the code?"
Jiangnan sneered: "What code? First of all, we don't even know if the code is real!"
"Secondly, Mark is missing. If we come here to use the code, aren't we just walking into a trap?"
Bai Qianxun frowned: "Then what do we do?"
Jiangnan pulled out his Tang Dao: "Wait!"
The next moment, his figure vanished on the spot!
At the same time, sounds of explosions and screams came from behind the steel door!
Tang Shi and Wang Zhengyang exchanged glances, both showing stunned expressions!
Did he just teleport in and attack?
Wasn't that too simple and direct?
Three minutes later!
With the sound of the hydraulic press starting, the heavy steel door was pushed open!
Jiangnan wiped the ketchup off his face and raised an eyebrow.
The group entered the tunnel.
They found that all the guards had been pinned to their heads with steel spikes by Jiangnan, not pulled out.
Clearly, these people were all Undying!
Wei Hua's face turned pale, while Fang Liu started vomiting on the spot.
When had they ever experienced something like this?
Jiangnan, however, had no time to care about their feelings.
He found an eight-wheeled heavy truck nearby.
Wang Zhengyang drove.
Everyone else sat in the cargo hold as they headed toward the Dracula base.
The tunnel was deep and well-built, with concrete walls supported by steel beams.
Jiangnan, sitting in the cargo hold, eagerly started checking the system.
After all this commotion, his Resentment Points had reached a terrifying 2.75 million!
Most of it came from Mark and Luo Fei.
Jiangnan had been holding back for a long time, ready to roll the dice hard!!!!!!
[Lucky Ten-Draw Begins!]
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: One Gold Durian!]
[Congratulations! Prize: One Dudu Pacifier!]
[Thank you for your patronage...]
He burned through 1.7 million in total!
Got 8 pacifiers, the rest were all Gold Durians!
Enough to fill the truck.
Jiangnan's face turned even darker.
The truck drove through the quiet tunnel. No one spoke at first.
Then Bai Qianxun suddenly blurted out, "South God! Who is the Calabash Brothers' father anyway?"
Jiangnan's eyes went hollow. He burned another 500,000 Resentment Points, getting 50 giant durians.
He was so angry he started rolling on the ground, slamming into the rails like crazy.
Bai Qianxun was terrified: "No! No need to answer if you don't know!"
"There's no need to force yourself like this!"
Seeing Jiangnan rolling around and banging into the walls,
Bai Qianxun dared not ask any more questions.
Jiangnan gritted his teeth in hatred.
In for a penny, in for a pound! He dumped the last 500,000 into it!
[Congratulations! Prize: One Bling Pudding!]
[Thank you for your patronage! Consolation Prize: One Gold Durian!]
[Thank you for your patronage...]
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. He did a carp jump and shot straight up from the cargo hold!
"Aha!"
A new prize?
And a real one at that?
500,000 Resentment Points got him three of them?
Jiangnan felt completely enlightened in an instant.
Bai Qianxun was delighted: "What? Did you figure out who it is?"
Jiangnan was confused: "Figure out who?"
"Who the Calabash Brothers' father is!"
"Just go ask the Calabash Brothers! Why are you asking me?"
With that, he couldn't wait to crouch down and check the effects of the Bling Pudding.
Bai Qianxun: ???
She felt ignored.
Jiangnan hadn't been thinking about her question at all?
At that moment, in the system store:
[Bling Pudding!]
Effect: Allows the user to freely change their body shape! Shrink! Stretch! Can be long or short! Can be female or male! Effect lasts 30 minutes!
Bling Pudding, top-notch!
The rest of your life's happiness depends on it!
Jiangnan: !!!
What kind of weird pudding is this?
Why does it sound like the Rubber Devil Fruit?
Holy crap?
Am I about to become Luffy?
Long or short? Oh ho ho?
That alone is awesome!
Female! Female! Female!
Three times for emphasis!
Jiangnan's eyes were filled with excitement.
He could hardly contain himself, wanting to test the effects right away.
His gaze drifted over Tang Shi, Mountain Cat, and Bai Qianxun, back and forth.
"Hehe... ehehe～ehehehe!"
"Sluuurp!"
Jiangnan crouched in the truck, making odd sounds.
Who should I turn into? Such a hard choice!
Jiangnan raised his hand and slapped himself.
Useless guy!
Choose? Only children make choices!
Bai Qianxun: (≖‸≖)
"This guy is hopeless..."
Mountain Cat: (￢‸￢)
Tang Shi: "Let's get far away from him! Maybe stupidity really is contagious!"
Just then!
Bai Qianxun suddenly froze, turning to look back at a gate they had just passed.
Mountain Cat: "What's wrong?"
Bai Qianxun frowned in confusion: "I just felt an electromagnetic curtain sweep over us!"
"I'm not sure if it's my imagination."
Since she had lightning-based powers, she was extremely sensitive to such things.
"Oh! Another one!"
Jiangnan's brows furrowed as he used his sensing ability to check.
He found a biological scanner-like device hidden behind the gate.
Just as he was about to examine it closely,
The lights in the tunnel flickered on and off.
Deep within, a "thump, thump, thump" sound echoed.
Like footsteps, very faint at first.
Then it grew louder, approaching from far away.
Wang Zhengyang frowned: "What's that sound?"
Jiangnan's heart pounded, his pupils constricted: "Li Mietu! Watch..."
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Before he could finish, a series of huge explosions drowned out everything.
The blasts came from the tunnel ceiling, extending all the way toward them.
Massive flames and shockwaves spread violently.
Jiangnan only had time to use Spatial Wormhole above his head to block the explosion's impact.
The tunnel collapsed entirely from the blast.
And above their heads,
Tens of millions of cubic meters of sand came crashing down!
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