Chapter 2552: Shoo Shoo
If they stayed outside, they would be in danger of losing their lives at any moment, right?
And they were astonished to find that the phantom-like figures mixed into the Eternal Gale seemed to have a strong preference for chasing and hacking at members of the Dark Cosmos, Apocalypse, and Gamma clans!
This forced Noah, Man Ti, and the others to fall back and help them withstand the blowing of the Eternal Gale!
To make matters worse, Wen Ge and the others were still over there detonating themselves, making an already chaotic situation even more chaotic!
What a stroke of bad luck!
The moment Yang Jian saw this scene, how could he miss such a perfect opportunity to show off?
So he cleared his throat twice: (͡°ก͡°)✧ "Ahem~ everyone, if you don't mind, you can come into our Dimensional Gap to take shelter. The Eternal Gale can't blow in here. Consider this a temporary refuge!"
"As guests of Dimensional Star Navigation, the Dimensional Gap welcomes you all at any time!"
At that moment, in the eyes of the Starry Sky Races, Yang Jian was practically radiating the halo of a saint, right?
They couldn't help but be moved—so there are good people among humans too?
(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷̥́口ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "R-really? Can we?"
Yang Jian waved his hand grandly:
(ꈍ～ꈍ๑)ﾂ "As members of the Starry Sky Races, isn't it right that we face difficulties together in times of crisis? Human life is paramount!"
"Right, Lord Black God?"
Black God's mouth twitched. What the hell do you mean "human life is paramount"? You didn't say that when you blew up the Thousand Stars City!
(●◔～◔ิ) "Letting them in to hide isn't necessarily a bad idea, but it's a rare opportunity. Are we really not going to exploit the situation and charge an entry fee or something?"
Yang Jian almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. You know this is exploiting the situation, don't you? Charging entry fees at a time like this?
Have you been infected by Jiangnan after being around him for so long?
Indeed! Near vermillion, one gets red! Near ink, one gets black! Near Nan, one gets ¥!
Yang Jian frantically signaled with his eyes. This was exactly the time for humanity to show their worth, right? Build up some goodwill, and when the time comes to sit on the Top Ten Sequences, the Starry Sky Races would have nothing to say.
Black God cleared his throat:
(●･ˇกˇ･) "Um... life cannot be measured by value. Even I, Black God, have a heart that pities all living beings. Come on in and take shelter!"
The Sequence Support Group of the Ten Thousand Races was overjoyed. Who cared about Black God's might now? Saving their lives was important. The Starry Sky World was too dangerous, right?
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ﾍ(*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)ﾉ "Great kindness need not be expressed with words!"
And so they flocked headlong into the Dimensional Gap!
Yang Jian's eyes twitched. "Pities all living beings," my ass! You started a dimensional war out of boredom, fought for hundreds of millions of years, killing who knows how many billions of lives every year—and you claim to pity all living beings?
Neither of you are exactly saints, are they?
The Sequence Support Group took refuge in the Dimensional Gap, and Woerte's face was filled with emotion!
(#)꒦ິ┏3┓꒦ີ) "Wuwu~ We can always count on you humans! You're good people! Hurry, let us hide in there too!"
But Yang Jian's expression changed drastically, as if he'd seen a plague:
☚(ಠ口ಠ˵) "Hey! Stop right there! Don't come any closer! Your clan members can come in and hide from disaster, but you cannot!"
"Take one more step forward, and we'll open fire with our cannons, okay?"
As he spoke, the cannon ports of the mechanical empire warships swung open!
Having two or three hundred plague gods at home was already unbearable; if another ten or twenty thousand came in, who knew what would happen?
Woerte's face turned green:
(绿༎ຶ┏口┓༎ຶ) "We were comrades in arms, after all! Is it really necessary? You can't just watch us die, dearie?"
Yang Jian glared: "If we save you, we'll be the ones to die! Go find your own Star Devourers, will you? Get away from us! Go on, shoo shoo~"
Black God raised an eyebrow: (●◔～◔ิ) "It wouldn't hurt to let them in, would it? I, Black God, am not afraid of a mere ten or twenty thousand unlucky wretches."
Wen Ge kept nodding while detonating himself:
༼(ᵒ̴̶̷̥́┏﹏┓ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)༽ "Mm-hmm! Black Auntie is the nicest!"
Yang Jian swallowed hard: "Are you sure? This is just the start of the bad luck—we've already attracted the Starry Sky Calamity, and there are still over two hours left!"
"If something like a Lost Kingdom explodes, don't say I didn't warn you, okay?"
Black God stiffened when he heard this. No way!
So he glared: ☚(ಠ益ಠ●) "All of you, get the hell out! Don't come into my territory to hide from disaster! Bad luck! Believe it or not, I'll turn every one of you into specimens! Shoo shoo~"
Woerte's face turned even greener. What the hell is "shoo shoo"? They were shooing them away like geese!
The power of that little cherry of Nan Shen's is way too damn strong! If they'd known this would happen, they never would have eaten it, no matter what!
They had no choice but to go seeking help from their own Star Devourers.
But Noah, Man Ti, and the others had faces as black as a pot's bottom by now. They finally understood!
The reason things had turned out this way was because of these unlucky wretches?
Being so unlucky as to attract the Eternal Gale was really something else!
So the way they looked at Woerte and Wen Ge turned disgusted, but they couldn't just let them die somewhere far away.
After all, they were heroes of their clans, right? So they had to bear the Eternal Gale while cursing their heads off inside.
Outside was quite the scene, but inside the Dimensional Gap, things weren't much better either!
As soon as Zhao Dezhu, Pang Badi, Mi Ye, Bai Kou, and the others came out, Yang Jian arranged them in a dedicated "Unlucky Zone."
They were spread out so they wouldn't form an unlucky force field, and a professional medical team stood guard outside the zone.
At first, nothing happened. Everyone was fine, just like the unlucky human contestants who had been eliminated earlier had endured it.
After all, within the Dimensional Gap, under Black God's influence, most external unlucky factors were eliminated.
Zi Yuan, bored out of her mind, even fell asleep.
But could the unlucky period pass so peacefully? Absolutely not!
Word spread that Zhao Dezhu and the others had returned victorious and were resting in the Dimensional Gap.
How could the human support group, led by the Qin beasts (the three brothers), wait any longer?
They were eager to catch a glimpse of the heroes' valiant figures and report the good news to them.
So they brought people over to the Unlucky Zone to welcome Zhao Dezhu and the others.
Qin Shou waved excitedly:
(O΄◞ิж◟ิ‵)ﾂ "Grandpa Zhu! Aunt Liu! We've come to see... ptoo~"
The moment he saw the chest hair exposed, bald, bearded, muscular Liu Lailai, Qin Shou turned his head and spat!
The real thing had an even greater visual impact than watching a void projection!
Zhao Dezhu glared:
(ꐦ◣┏益┓◢) "Your aunt's leg, Qin Shou! You still laughing? Believe it or not, when I get back, I'll spank your butt into 88 pieces? Get the hell out of here!"
Ye Xinghe smiled: (˵¯͒ヮ¯͒˵) "Great Grandpa Zhu, there's no need to suppress your natural barbarian nature. They're our own people, nothing to hide."
"After all, your funny videos have already been viewed over a hundred million times. The students are all saying Grandpa and Grandma don't seem anything like what's written in 'A General History of the Age of Spirit Awakening'!"
Qin Shou roared at the sky, beating his chest and stamping his feet:
(ง꒦ິ口꒦ີ)ง "I've been labeled the funny ancestor for so many years, and today, finally, the title has changed hands!"
∠(｀ω´*) "Grandpa Zhao the Funny! Great kindness need not be expressed with words! Please accept my bow!"
Zhao Dezhu almost spat blood. "Grandpa Zhao the Funny," my ass!
Over at Ye Ye, wearing an energy spacesuit, looked at Ye Zhenguo with great excitement!
(⁎⁍̴̛口⁍̴̛) "Grandpa Ye! Look at Ye Ye's ultimate move! Dragon Roar! Ow oo~ Ow oo~"
Ye Zhenguo clutched his chest, almost dying on the spot. My dignified image as the Azure Dragon War God, dammit!
(´థ┏ヮ┓థ) "Ye Ye... listen to Grandpa's explanation! I didn't mean to turn out like this... It was all because of the Strongman Pill..."
Ye Ye: (´థꇴథ)σ Hahahaha~
Ye Ye was rolling on the ground, clutching her stomach, laughing uncontrollably. Beside her, Ye Xingxuan covered her face, her cheeks red and smoking!
˚‧º·(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)‧º·˚
I don't know this old man! No, I don't!
At this moment, Zhao Dezhu, Wang Zong, and the others' eyes began to glaze over. They'd been so busy fighting that they'd forgotten their brave and adorable images had already spread across the starry sky!
This was sure to be a devastating blow to the children studying the history of spirit awakening. Their worldviews would probably collapse!
Is there another universe? They wanted to move there!
Compared to them, Ye Zhenguo and the others were still doing alright!
At this moment, Zi Yuan, who had come back and fallen asleep immediately, looked possessed as she twisted and turned in the void, her face pale and cold sweat pouring down.
ᕦ(#)˘皿˘(#)ᕤ "Pfft! Ow... ow ow! Don't hit me! Wuwuwu~ Yuanyuan was wrong, Yuanyuan is trash, don't hit me, I'll give you all my money!"
"So many of you beating Yuanyuan... the baby will die!"
As she spoke, she even started hitting herself!
Everyone's mouths twitched. Is... is she having a nightmare?
In no time, Zi Yuan had beaten herself swollen!
(#)˘△˘(#) "You... don't come any closer!"
(ʃƪ˘﹃˘) "A forced melon isn't sweet, you know? What? It really isn't sweet? But it quenches thirst? How annoying~"
"Hehe~ I'll struggle a little, just so I don't seem too easy. Struggling to no avail is only natural, right? After all, I'm such trash at this."
And so Zi Yuan flailed and kicked, putting up a struggle.
Shan Mao and the others couldn't help but cover their faces. What exactly was Zi Yuan experiencing in her dream right now? How far had it progressed?
And why did she have to say everything that was on her mind out loud?
Zi Yuan screamed miserably:
٩(#˘﹃˘#)۶ "Nan Shen, save me!"
"Huh? Aunt Nan Shen? You're here too? Hehehe? So there's a good thing like this too?"
Shan Mao couldn't stand it anymore. If they let Zi Yuan keep dreaming, she would embarrass herself like crazy!
So despite the danger to herself, she stepped forward and hugged Zi Yuan tightly!
(˵¯͒﹏¯͒) "Sister Zi Yuan? Wake up! Wake up! If you don't, something bad will happen!"
Zi Yuan kept alternating between screaming and laughing, completely crazy, clinging to Shan Mao like a koala!
˚₊*(ˊॢ˘ꇴ˘ˋॢ)*₊˚ "Ahhh~"
Shan Mao: (≖_≖٥)...
It's fine... her body heat will dry her off soon. I'm used to it... yeah, used to it...