Chapter 2536: Is He Really Cursing?

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Chapter 2536: Is He Really Cursing?

"I lost one of my horns, and you're actually feeling sorry for me?"

"You're that confident you can take me down?"

"This isn't confidence anymore—it's arrogance!"

Jiangnan's words seemed to strike a nerve with Innocent, generating a huge flood of resentment points!

Innocent glared:

(ꐦஇ益இꐦ) "I am Innocent! I am innocent!"

"I retreated last time because of circumstances, but today is different from before. Remember my name, because you will die under my blade!"

Jiangnan curled his lip:

(ꐦ°᷄┏д┓°᷅) "What are you yelling about? Why shout so loud? I know what your name is!"

"He's whoever the hell he is!"

With that, he tilted his head back, looking up at Innocent with utter arrogance, showing no fear at all!

Innocent narrowed his eyes: "Tell me! Did you take the Cosmic Seed? Did you set up the Silicon-based trap?"

"If you took it, hand it over now, and you might still have a way out. Otherwise, this Creation Realm Ruins will be your burial ground!"

Jiangnan frowned. Cosmic Seed? That secret operation the Bose Clan was planning?

Only now did Jiangnan remember this. Along the way, he'd been fighting nonstop—first the Angels, then dealing with the Legion encirclement, and then a big clan team battle!

Every step of the way, Jiangnan was either fighting or on his way to fight. At first, he thought about sabotaging the Bose Clan's seed extraction plan!

But with all the fighting, when did he have time to mess with that? He was stretched too thin, and it slipped his mind completely!

He'd never bothered with it!

Now Innocent personally came calling, looking so anxious. It seemed that seed extraction plan had failed?

So that's why the Bose Clan and Silicon-based were going at it?

A sinister grin spread across Jiangnan's face:

(΄◞ิ┏⥎┓◟ิ‵) "Ehehe~ What? Master sent you to fetch the little treasure, and not only did you fail to retrieve it, but you lost it instead? How embarrassing~"

"Afraid Master will slap your face when you go back, so you came running to Grandpa to beg for the little treasure? Sure, I, Jiangnan, like money, but I don't have the little treasure you're looking for!"

"But if you wag your tail and bark a couple of times, Grandpa might be happy enough to give you two slaps on the face, saving you from getting nagged when you go back!"

Night Emperor: (´థ┏།3།┓థ)σ Pfft—

She turned her head and sprayed it out, her face red from holding it in!

Was South God some kind of immortal? The way he used those repetitive syllables was nothing short of masterful!

Odin and Zhao Dezhu were already looking at Jiangnan with adoring expressions!

It was proven that using a cutesy voice with repetitive syllables didn't affect South God's trash-talking output at all! If anything, it made it even more imposing!

99.9% of his strength must be invested in his mouth, right?

Innocent was furious: (ง・`益´・)ง "Who are you calling a dog? I'm not the Bose Clan's dog! The higher-ups trusted me, so they..."

Mid-sentence, Innocent choked, unable to continue!

Jiangnan spread his hands, looking innocent:

ʅ(・´┏‸┓・`)ʃ "Huh? Did I say you were a doggy? You called yourself a doggy. I didn't say that, you know. You're really silly~"

Damn it, using repetitive syllables to curse was really exhausting today. His full power couldn't be brought out at all!

[From Innocent: Resentment +1007!]
[From Innocent...]

Innocent was trembling with rage, the corners of his eyes nearly splitting!

Zhong Xu narrowed her eyes: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃ "How dare you insult Innocent-gege like that? Do you believe I'll tear your mouth apart?"

Jiangnan turned to look at Zhong Xu, eyeing her horns greedily!

(ಡ┏3┓ಡ) "How could I insult your Innocent-gege? I only feel sorry for gege~ But I wouldn't mind insulting you later, pulling out your horns to make a skewer bracelet. Hehehe~"

Zhong Xu was furious!!!

"You..."

Jiangnan: (͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Nana's leg!"

[From Zhong Xu: Resentment +1009!]

☚(*꒦ິ益꒦ີ) "Innocent-gege! Don't waste words with him! Whether that thing is on Jiangnan, that bastard, or not, once he's dead, I'll see if his mouth is still hard!"

Jiangnan: (˶‾᷄┏ヮ┓‾᷅˵) "My mouth hard or not? Doesn't your nana know? Go ask your nana!"

Zhong Xu: (งథ口థ)ง "Ahhh!"

"Innocent-gege! Look at him!"

Zhong Xu, who hadn't experienced verbal warfare, was actually crying from Jiangnan's abuse. Even with the side effects of the Berserker Pill binding his hands and feet, no one present was a match for Mouth Cannon Jiang!

Innocent's eyes were icy cold. From Jiangnan's various reactions, it seemed the Cosmic Seed might really not be on him, because he had no idea what Innocent was talking about!

But that didn't rule out acting!

"I'll give you one last chance! Hand over the Cosmic Seed! Otherwise, every person who dies here will be because of you, Jiangnan!"

"If you're a real man, take responsibility! Stop pretending to be crazy!"

Jiangnan narrowed his eyes, frowning slightly:

(๑•̌┏~┓•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Did you get paste in your little brain? I have no idea what you're talking about~"

"Why are you babbling here? What the hell Cosmic Seed? Grandpa does have seeds, otherwise where would your daddy come from?"

"If I really did it, would I need to hide it from you? Do you even have the power, you little bunny?"

Zhong Xu was confused. You curse people, fine, but why are you "mwah-mwah"-ing Innocent-gege?

Are you sick?

Innocent's forehead veins bulged!

(ꐦ¯͒益¯͒ꐦ) "Really not you?"

Jiangnan!!!

He looked impatient, stomping his foot in anger, clenching his little fists:

O(๑ᵒ̴̶̷┏~┓ᵒ̴̶̷)O "Xuexue! Look at him! I've said it several times that baby didn't take it, but he's still dithering here! It's really annoying baby! You're so boring!"

Innocent: ∑(°口°๑) "Huh?"

Zhong Xu: Σ(°△°|||) "Sss—"

Mi Ye and Bai Kou quickly turned their heads away, while Liu Mang, who never blinked, faithfully kept filming, his eyes not feeling dry at all!

Zhong Yingxue: (•́┏ω┓•̀٥)...

"Um... Baby Nan, be good! Don't be angry, okay? We'll chop this dummy to death later, alright~"

Jiangnan: (̿▀̿┏ι_┓▀̿̿)̄...

Even Innocent was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect that beneath Jiangnan's fierce strength lay a tender maiden's heart!

Jiangnan's face turned extremely dark as he looked up at Innocent:

(̿▀̿┏益┓▀̿̿ꐦ)̄ "You chose this, idol! Sorry, but your lives end here. Not a single Bose body present today will survive!"

As soon as he said that, his face darkened even more!

Was this coincidence necessary?

I just finished acting cute and coquettish, and the side effects of the Berserker Pill wore off?

Is this a joke on me?

But only Jiangnan and Zhong Yingxue's side effects wore off; Xiao Chuihuo and the others hadn't yet!

Since they'd taken it twice, the side effect time stacked!

At this moment, the human side's members were all cracking their knuckles, eager to try. Even facing over two thousand elite Enforcer troops, they showed no fear!

They'd been winning all along, cultivating an invincible heart!

Even facing the overlords of the starry sky, it was the same!

But these Enforcers weren't the same batch from the Star Ruins War!

They still had to maintain the appropriate vigilance!

As for the Night Emperor and the Dark Cosmos entities, they looked at Innocent with eyes full of hatred!

Meeting again!

Last time, the Dark Cosmos forces were nearly wiped out by Innocent. Now facing him again, hatred surged!

Blood debts must be repaid with blood!

Only Du Lingyu, Little Red, Little Green, and the others looked nervous. They'd anticipated that allying with Jiangnan would inevitably bring conflict with the Bose Clan!

But now, it was worth it, enjoying the benefits of being carried by South God!

Even if they were eliminated now, they'd still come out ahead!

At this moment, the Renqima Legion stood united on the same front!

Innocent narrowed his eyes: "No matter..."

Jiangnan directly raised his hand:

(︶┏~┓︶〃)ノ "Pause! You can fart later. Let me shave my beard first and restore my handsome face!"

Then he directly condensed a miniature Rift-Saw Blade, shaving his face with it. The spatial blade cut against his face, sparks flying everywhere!

[From Innocent: Resentment +1009!]

What the hell, shaving his beard? In the middle of a conflict, he pauses for that?

Could his face be any thicker? Sparks are flying!

He must be using some non-ridiculous razor, right?

Innocent said impatiently:

(¬益¬ꐦ) "Done yet?"

Jiangnan, having shaved, touched his handsome face!

Mm, really handsome!

(͡°↼͡°)✧ "Alright, alright. You can keep farting now!"

Innocent raged: "No matter if you took..."

But at that moment, Jiangnan looked down, pulled at his collar, and glanced inside, looking disgusted!

(͡°~͡°) "Wait! Not done yet! Let me boil some water first, then take a thorough bath with Kryptonite, get rid of the desertification, and then we can..."

Innocent: ???

You shaved your beard, fine, but now you want to take a bath?

Why don't you just pull out a bed and take a nap?

[From Innocent: Resentment +1009!]

Before Jiangnan could finish, a bizarre, instantaneous slash appeared beside him with unstoppable force, slicing down!

Because it was a slash across time, coming from the fourth dimension into the third, there was no warning!

The speed was extreme, as if cutting through gaps in time itself, surpassing any biological reaction limit!

Once before, Jiangnan had faced Yu Gen's instantaneous slash at the Beimian Starry Sky Mine!

He was almost killed on the spot, saved only by Mila's time-stop sphere!

But now!

Jiangnan was no longer the person he used to be!

Blood Incineration activated instantly, Warp Drive pushing his body to its limit. He took a slight step back to the side!

The slash passed by, nearly grazing his body!

But it didn't touch him at all, only shaving off his chest hair!

Jiangnan calmly watched the slash's light pass before his eyes, his gaze utterly composed!

But Innocent hadn't only slashed at him. At the same moment the slash appeared beside Jiangnan, a slash also appeared behind Zhong Yingxue!

Jiangnan could dodge, but that didn't mean others could. Zhong Yingxue didn't even react; her body was annihilated by the slash, scattering into blazing firelight!

Du Lingyu's face turned pale!

(☍┏﹏┓⁰。) "So... sorry! The Whisper of the Divine couldn't accurately predict a power like that slash. I, I, I..."

But Jiangnan wasn't panicked. He didn't even look in Zhong Yingxue's direction!

In that instant, blazing red baleful flames erupted from Jiangnan, spreading into a sea of fire!

The flames clinging to him slowly coalesced into a human form, becoming Zhong Yingxue's figure!

She separated from Jiangnan, looking coldly at Innocent!

"Little Nan! I'm a bit annoyed!"

Jiangnan's lips curled into a ferocious grin: "Though I'm thankful he helped shave my chest hair!"

"But him going after you? That makes me very unhappy! My temper isn't good enough to smile back when someone bullies me!"

"One good turn deserves another!"

In that moment, Jiangnan drew his blade...