Chapter 2522: On the Essence of Speaking in Reduplicated Words
Xuan Se was stared at by Jiangnan's gaze and immediately shuddered, his eyes filled with terror!
୧꒰⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷᷄﹏ᵒ̴̶̷᷅⸝⸝꒱୨ "Big brother, big brother, don't kill me! I went too far! At first I wanted to hide! But they wouldn't listen to me!"
"Really! From the very beginning, I was persuading them to surrender and join you, Lord Nan, in fighting against the silicon-based? They didn't listen at all, and even hit me!"
"I know how formidable you are! I had already anticipated this outcome; I was forced into a corner!"
Jiangnan snorted coldly:
(͡°┏～┓͡°) "Is that so? But I saw you having a pretty good time fighting just now? And you were working super hard~ You were totally in the mindset of beating them to death, weren't you?"
"Hehe~ People with bad intentions are the most annoying! Do you believe I'll beat you to death in a minute?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiangnan's expression froze, cold sweat pouring from his forehead, and goosebumps erupted all over his body!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪┏_┓꒪‧̣̥̇)…
The first two sentences were normal enough, but how did that baby voice suddenly creep in halfway through?!
Everyone else has a plot twist where a Cheng Yaojin appears out of nowhere—how did I get a baby voice twist halfway through?!
At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo and the others immediately got excited, their expressions animated. This was what they had been waiting for!
Jiangnan had finally fallen for it!
If we're dead, you can't stay alive either!
So they all silently shut their mouths, teleported over, pulled out their intelligent brains, and started recording Jiangnan!
(΄◞ิ┏.̫.̫┓◟ิ‵)ﾂ[]✧
Odin urgently said: -`(。ớ┏益┓ờ)´- "Mang Mang? Where's Mang Mang?"
Liu Mang was staring at Jiangnan with wide eyes, not blinking!
(●⊙┏◠┓⊙●)
Don't panic, I'm already recording!
Xuan Se was also dumbfounded by Jiangnan's honeyed baby voice. A moment ago, Jiangnan was unleashing two-dimensional slashes, dominating the battlefield, ferocious and imposing!
Now he was all chest hair exposed, and with that sexy beard and honeyed baby voice, it dealt a million-ton critical blow to Xuan Se's psyche!
It was completely inconsistent with the fierce image from just now!
No! I can't laugh! If I laugh, I'm dead!
At that moment, Xuan Se stared with wide eyes, locking gazes with Jiangnan, his face strained, and an awkward silence hung in the air.
꒰⸝⸝థжథ꒱σ(̿▀̿┏Ĺ̯̿┓▀̿̿ꐦ)̄…
"Pfft~"
Xuan Se couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing, even though he knew he might die—he just couldn't withstand this!
If he didn't laugh, he felt he would suffocate!
Jiangnan's expression instantly turned fierce!
Xuan Se covered his mouth and quickly shook his head:
꒰⸝⸝థლథ꒱ "No, no, no! Lord Nan, I'm not laughing at you, I just remembered a happy thing. My seventh uncle and maternal grandfather had a third child, and I'm happy for her, so..."
Jiangnan: !!!
To hell with your seventh uncle and maternal grandfather! Can your maternal grandfather have a third child?!
Even if your grandfather is exceptionally gifted, this is not the time to remember something like that!
Jiangnan instantly put on his Passionate Little Gloves and delivered a warp-speed massive slap right across Xuan Se's face!
With a "bang," Xuan Se's head exploded, making everyone shudder!
In the next moment, Xuan Se's head reformed, his eyes filled with confusion, but he suddenly found a group of humans surrounding him, recording with intelligent brains!
And Jiangnan was standing in front of him with a dark expression!
Xuan Se almost peed himself!
He's keeping me alive to execute me like that angel, then record it and post it on social media, right?
Devil! Lord Nan is a devil!
୧꒰⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷᷄﹏ᵒ̴̶̷᷅ლ꒱୨ "Lord Nan, Lord Nan, don't kill me! Blame me, just hit me! At first..."
Jiangnan's face darkened. Good grief, he even had several begging-for-mercy scripts prepared?
Jiangnan immediately shouted:
(ꐦ°᷄┏～┓°᷅) "Stop blabbering!"
At these words, everyone was stunned, and even Xuan Se was taken aback!
What happened to Lord Nan's voice? It sounded thin?
Had he shouted himself hoarse from the intense fighting?
So Xuan Se obediently shut up.
"Can... can you spare me this time? I guarantee that after I get out alive, I won't take revenge on you!"
Jiangnan squinted: (˶‾᷄┏◠┓‾᷅˵) "Revenge on me? Try it?"
At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo and the others widened their eyes even more!
Σ(ଵ┏口┓ଵ|||)
Holy crap! This works? You can use reduplication like this?
Xuan Se quickly shook his head, his face pale:
୧꒰⸝⸝ཀ益ཀ⸝⸝꒱୨ "No, no! How would I dare? Name your terms! What do I need to do to for you to let me go?"
"I hear your voice isn't good, like it's hoarse. I have a Celestial Sound Sacred Fruit; I'll send it to you later? Or... or how about I..."
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips and said:
(*ꈍ┏◠┓ꈍ)っ "Give money-money!"
Xuan Se almost spat out blood. Give money-money? You can't go three sentences without talking about money!
But this was good; once Lord Nan opened his mouth, it meant there was a way out!
Wealth is an external thing; losing money to avoid disaster!
꒰⸝⸝◔﹏◔ิ⸝⸝꒱ "How... how much do you want?"
Jiangnan grinned slyly. He hadn't planned to kill Xuan Se in the first place, since this guy had actually helped when stealing the Immortal Spirit Silkworm Cocoon, so they were comrades.
And during the confrontation battle, he had been shouting for surrender.
But if he let Xuan Se go back alive, he would inevitably be suspected of colluding with Jiangnan, and it wouldn't be easy for him out there.
So, extorting him symbolically before letting him go would give him an excuse.
I'm extorting Xuan Se for his own good, not because I want money or anything!
How much should I ask for?
Jiangnan cleared his throat:
(͡°┏ก┓͡°) "Just ten billion billion~"
Xuan Se's eyes bulged, and he almost died on the spot!
Σ꒰ଵ口ଵ|||꒱ "Huh? Ninety billion billion star source points? Damn, I don't even know if the Star Source Bank has that much money! Even if I'm a big mine owner, I can't come up with that much money-money!"
"Do you think I'm Pang Badi? You might as well kill me!"
This is extorting a bit, huh!
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat. He actually meant to say ten billion, but he couldn't help using reduplication.
Xuan Se is such a fool. Damn ninety billion billion, but close enough!
Jiangnan didn't explain, since talking less was better.
Odin was puzzled. Since when did Pang Badi become an adjective?
Jiangnan directly pressed the two-dimensional blade against Xuan Se's neck!
Xuan Se shuddered and almost cried. I was just kidding—are you really going to kill me?
୧꒰⸝⸝༎ຶٹ༎ຶ⸝⸝꒱୨ "I... I was joking! Don't take it so seriously. I can't scrape together that much money all at once. You have to let me go out to gather it, right? I'll go back, take out a loan, sell off assets, borrow some silicon-silicon IOUs, some bose-bose credit, or something!"
"I'll try my best to come up with it, can't guarantee the full amount, but whatever I have, I'll give it. If I don't, you can chop me to death!"
Jiangnan curled his lip, put away his blade, and said:
(︶┏◠┓︶〃) "Scram-scram~"
Xuan Se's eyes lit up. That meant he was being let go? Excited, he quickly nodded in thanks, crushed his life tablet, and fled.
At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo, Zhao Dezhu, and the others looked at Jiangnan with discomfort!
They wanted to watch Jiangnan lose face, die of embarrassment, and turn into a cute little adorable man on the spot, but who knew reduplication could be used like this?
You can overcome it with skill?
Jiangnan looked smugly at everyone, full of contempt!
(˵ಡ┏ꇴ┓ಡ) "A bunch of noobs! Done for-done for, nyah nyah nyah~"
[From Xiao Chuihuo's Resentment +777!]
[From Mi Ye...]
Everyone gritted their teeth at Jiangnan. He had probably already mastered the trick long ago and was just waiting for them to fall into the trap!
And they couldn't even curse, because once they did, they'd be forced into that baby voice!
Even cursing in the group chat was uncontrollable!
Zhong Yingxue said excitedly:
(∗❛ั┏◡┓❛ั) "Little Nan Nan? Can you say a couple more sentences? Xuexue wants to learn too~"
Jiangnan cackled. Seeing the usually gentle and quiet Xuexue acting cute was just too awesome!
He might as well reluctantly teach a few lines!
Jiangnan cleared his throat:
(◕ˇ┏ก┓ˇ◕) "For example... He ma ma's love who who! Beat you into scrap scrap! You little noob noob!"
Zhong Yingxue was stunned!
Everyone let out an "oh ho ho~" of surprise. Damn, that works?
Even with reduplication, it doesn't affect Lord Nan's trash talk power!
This is the true strength of a talk-no-jutsu master?
Learned, learned!
Xia Yao also got excited. She rushed over, shook Jiangnan's arm, and acted cute:
(๑ớ┏₃┓ờ) "Little cutie cutie~ Teach Yaoyao a few more lines! Please please~”
Jiangnan was overjoyed, looking smug:
(˵ಡ┏̫┓ಡ) "Want to learn learn? Kiss kiss and I'll teach!"
He even cheekily offered his face!
Xia Yao gritted her teeth. Even though she was shameless, with so many people watching, including elders like Xiao Chuihuo, it was awkward to bite him!
If no one were around, she'd bite his face until it swelled up!
But for new knowledge, a little sacrifice was fine!
So she steeled herself, gave Jiangnan a kiss on the cheek, and her cheeks flushed a little with embarrassment.
Xiao Chuihuo and the others teased with "oh ho ho~"
Xia Yao shook Jiangnan: (ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷┏ﻌ┓ᵒ̴̶̷) "Now you can teach Yaoyao, right? Please please~”
Jiangnan smiled brilliantly, then immediately became serious as he looked at Xia Yao!
The others also leaned in, ready to hear the talk-no-jutsu master impart wisdom to help them get through the cute man phase.
Jiangnan lifted his little head:
(˶‾᷄┏˘┓‾᷅˵) "Call me daddy~"
Xia Yao's expectant expression froze on the spot!
Zhong Yingxue couldn't help it, covering her mouth and turning away, her shoulders shaking wildly!
Damn "call me daddy"!
That works too?
Two veins bulged on Xia Yao's forehead, and she put on a nuclear-friendly smile!
[From Xia Yao's Resentment +777!]
You can't trick me out of a kiss like that!
(〝▼┏皿┓▼) "You big silly! I'll bite you to death, you little cutie! Ahhh~"
With that, she opened her mouth and bit Jiangnan's hand hard. Jiangnan's eyes widened as he frantically shook his hand, sending Xia Yao flying back and forth!
"Hey hey~ Don't bite me, okay~ It hurts hurts~ Let go! Let go! Are you a dog dog?"
"You've already learned learned, haven't you? I'm wrong wrong, isn't that enough?"
At this moment, Liu Mang was incredibly excited. He had recorded it! Even Lord Nan could be caught off guard!