Chapter 2508: I, Bati, Will Take Care of It for You
With so many protective measures and so many safeguards in place!
How could it still blow up? Jiangnan hadn't even done anything!
[┐￢益￢┌] "Ying Shi! What the hell is going on!"
Even Ying Shi was dumbfounded as he looked at the exploding chaotic unordered force field and the town-suppression tower!
"It's because the QK97 model fuse blew out. Maybe the batch of fuses used to manufacture the starships were defective?"
Gangxiu: !!!
"How could there be such a coincidence in the world? It's less than one in a billion! Would you use defective parts when building your own starship? Who cheats themselves?"
Now that both force fields are scrapped, the restrictions on the Renqima Legion are greatly reduced!
Even the silicon-based race couldn't redeploy so many starships of the same model in such a short time to form the encirclement formation!
The resources they brought in this time are limited, unlike outside!
At this moment, even Jiangnan himself was stunned!
Damn! It actually worked?
Could the Child of Destiny be any more ridiculous? Qing Ke is even more useful than the Supreme Lord Lao?
With the Golden Kela sack in hand, if I still lose this fight, then I don't deserve to live!
After all, this is literally the heavens feeding me victory, right?
Jiangnan spun around sharply, flicked his hair with a flourish, and hung the Golden Kela sack across his chest!
He gave a sinister smile:
(｡≖ิ┏↼┓≖ิ｡) "Heh～ What encirclement and killing formation? Just a piece of cake! No difficulty at all!"
"After all... I am the miracle!"
But Qing Ke, lying in the sack, was utterly hopeless. She had just sensed that her total store of luck had taken another huge hit!
Just what is Nan Shen doing with me here?!
Ever since she met the Jiang Devil, her accumulated luck consumption had exceeded what she'd used in the past ten years!
She shouldn't have met him in the first place, wuwuwu～
If Jiangnan were the Child of Destiny, he probably wouldn't have lived past three years old, right?
But no matter what, at least she hadn't gotten it poured on her head?
Thank you, Lady Luck～
[From Qing Ke's Resentment Value: +555!]
Without the restriction of the town-suppression tower, Jiangnan could now fully cut loose!
"Rift-Saw Blade Armored Vehicle! Shift to warp gear for me, dammit!"
With a "whoosh," the big vehicle wrapped in rolling crimson baleful flame shot out at warp speed!
Under a hundred-fold critical strike amplification, the speed was terrifying!
It carved a bloody path straight through the besieging army!
Back in the Splendid Mountains and Rivers formation, Du Lingyu and the other Apocalypse Race members finally regained the Whisper of the Divine, allowing them to predict the future!
Du Lingyu breathed a sigh of relief. At least the restriction was gone, and she could continue to be useful; otherwise, it would be trouble if she fell behind the Night Emperor!
(๑•̌┏～┓•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Speaking of which, the encirclement has been broken. How were we going to cancel out the side effects of the chicken soup again?"
At this moment, Olivia sat slumped on the ground, despair filling her eyes!
(☍┏﹏┓⁰。)"No... no! I don't want to be the detox girl! I..."
Wang Youzhi let out a sinister laugh and glared at Du Lingyu!
Du Lingyu's eyes snapped wide; she took two steps back, her eyes reddening!
(´థ┏﹏┓థ)σ "You... how can you... puwa～"
In that instant, all the toxins on Wang Youzhi were gone, and he felt refreshingly clean, while Du Lingyu's face turned even darker!
Obviously, she had foreseen what Wang Youzhi was about to say to her, and it broke her on the spot!
At the same time, Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and the others also lifted their little heads to look at Du Lingyu, a trace of disdain in their eyes!
Du Lingyu: !!!
(꒪ͦ┏ཀ┓꒪ͦ|||) "Pfft～ pfftwa..."
She staggered two steps, fell straight onto her butt, and tears swirled in her eyes!
(*꒦ິ┏﹏┓꒦ີ) "No... I'm not... I didn't..."
Don't think that just because Zhong Yingxue looks gentle and demure, she can't curse; she knows even more than Jiangnan!
Back in the day, she was able to win verbal debates against a crowd with just little notes, never losing!
She just refrained from cursing on a daily basis to maintain her image!
If they didn't have to mess their pants, they certainly wouldn't!
After all, Qian Benying was despised by Xiaonan for a long time just because she messed her pants once!
Let the Taoist friend pull on the pants, but not this poor Taoist!
At this moment, everyone in the Splendid Mountains and Rivers looked at the Apocalypse Race. After all, humans came from Lan Xing; who didn't have a mastery of linguistic essence?
In the art of verbal sparring, they had never acknowledged any opponent!
Under the Whisper of the Divine, the Apocalypse Race couldn't help but be frequently broken on the spot, and the toxins were all transferred onto them!
Du Lingyu spat blood—so Nan Shen had charged out to break the formation and worked hard to lift the restriction on the Whisper of the Divine for the Apocalypse Race, just to make it more convenient for them to rant at us?
Pfftwa～ Are you really that bored?!
Only the Apocalypse Race was hurt in this world, right?!
Olivia sat collapsed on the ground, wiping her tears without stop!
(*꒦ິ┏﹏┓ก̀) "Wuwuwu～ I'm useless! I'm worthless! I'm so screwed..."
Suddenly, the screech of brakes sounded, and Jiangnan drove the Rift-Saw Blade Armored Vehicle back!
Seeing Olivia crying so hard, he grinned and glared at her!
(๑՞┏̫┓՞) "Go hehe～"
Olivia jerked, then threw her head back and burst into loud sobs, tears shooting out like a water gun, splattering far away, and she kicked her legs sitting on the ground!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄┏口┓˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ "Wahhh～ How can you say that about me? I'm not being friends with you anymore! I don't like you! Wahhh!!!"
Immediately, it was a full-on wail, and then she coughed up a mouthful of black blood, rolled her eyes, and passed out cold!
Obviously, the accumulated toxins were too much for her to bear!
Walter and Bennilu, seeing that this trick worked, quickly asked:
(*⁰̷̴͈┏д┓⁰̷̴͈) "Odin God! How did you do that? Why didn't our toxins get transferred?"
Odin cackled:
(ﾉ)◞ิ3◟ิ‵) "That's because your verbal skills aren't strong enough. Listen up, oh... bei lo bei lo bei lo～"
Instantly, the eyes of all the Gamma Race lit up, and they kept nodding. Accepting the new knowledge, they turned to look at the Apocalypse Race!
At this moment, the Apocalypse Race was spitting blood like crazy, and everyone was down!
Gu Bai raised his sword to cut his own throat!
(◦ཀ┏益┓ཀ) "Aahhh! I don't want to live anymore! I'm done! This world isn't worth it! Not worth it at all!"
Ye Huang quickly said:
(งᵒ̌┏།﹏།┓ᵒ̌)ง "Then... then just go die!"
But that didn't help at all. She could only look at Jiangnan for help!
Jiangnan grinned: "That won't work. You have to say it like this!"
(ꐦ°᷄┏д┓°᷅) "The world isn't worth it? Even if you bent over, nobody would want you! But still, don't die—someone like you wastes oxygen alive, wastes land dead, and if you're half-dead, you're just full of gas!"
Gu Bai: (꒪ͦ┏༥┓꒪ͦ|||) Pfft～
He immediately spat three liters of blood and fell to the ground, knocked out!
Ye Huang was shocked, staring at Jiangnan in awe!
(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷┏།ﾛ།┓ᵒ̴̶̷) "Master～ Teach me! I want to learn!"
Clearly, she had switched to Jinse mode!
Jiangnan could only teach the Dark Cosmos Entity a few basic verbal break-down techniques to transfer the toxins!
The Dark Cosmos Entities learned quickly and immediately used them on the Apocalypse Race!
But the toxins didn't transfer. Most of the Apocalypse Race were already poisoned and unconscious; even those not yet knocked out were sitting on the ground hugging their knees, muttering to themselves in depression!
(̿▀̿┏Ĺ̯┓▀̿̿)̄ "I'm useless... I'm a waste... trash... idiot..."
Du Lingyu was lying spread-eagle on the ground, letting tears splash freely across her face!
(ཀ┏﹏┓ཀ*) "I don't want to compete anymore. I'm so tired... Let it all end. Lace world!"
Having taken the full brunt of the Renqima Legion's attacks, the Apocalypse Race had collectively gone to internet depression!
No matter what they said, they couldn't break their defenses anymore, because the defenses were already gone!
The Dark Cosmos Entities missed the boat entirely, and many humans who were slow with words—like Weiwei'an, Ni Beige, Wuzang, Harte, Koronov, and so on—missed the fresh wave!
Before the toxin transfer was complete, the Apocalypse Race had no defenses left to break!
Liu Mang missed it too; by the time Jiangnan returned, he had already been poisoned to unconsciousness!
Now, although most people's toxins had been transferred, a large portion of the Apocalypse Race were poisoned and knocked out, all depressed, their combat effectiveness plummeting!
The Splendid Mountains and Rivers naturally weakened, and the siege army took this chance to attack!
The others were busy dealing with the enemies; they had no time to detox!
Ye Huang could only fight off powerful enemies while spitting blood!
(•́┏།ཀ།┓•̀٥) "Pfftwa～ Now... what do we do?"
Jiangnan looked reluctant!
(ꈍ︿ꈍ๑) "At this point... we'll just have to accept the pull!"
Ye Huang: ???
What? What do you mean 'accept the pull'? You don't mean you want me to fight in front of the entire starry sky while messing my pants, do you?
I am at least a leader of the Dark Cosmos Entity, with a reputation to uphold! If I do that, I'll never get married!
"No, no... I..."
Before she finished, Jiangnan opened a spatial wormhole right by her mouth and shoved a small soybean straight in!
"For the greater good of the race! What's a little messed pants?!"
"Pull-in-pants Sakura!"
Without needing a reminder, Qian Benying was already on it, a wicked smile on her face!
She stuffed detoxifying small soybeans into the mouths of all the Apocalypse Race warriors!
After all, she was extremely enthusiastic about making others mess their pants!
Seeing Liu Mang heavily poisoned, Qian Benying even poured half a bag of small soybeans into his mouth!
Bati looked serious:
(˵ಠ┏Ĺ̯┓ಠ˵) "Everyone, relax! Go all out! I, Bati, will take care of it for you!"
"I will atomically recombine it automatically and turn it into a blooming fragrance!"
Ye Huang: !!!
(〝▼┏།益།┓▼) "I spit! You can take care of a fart! Who wants you to recombine it! If you dare do that to me, I'll kill you right now!"
Bati: =͟͟͞͞(꒪┏_┓꒪‧̣̥̇)
I really would take care of a fart, okay?
But after a small soybean went down, Ye Huang's stomach rumbled like thunder!
Now she didn't have a choice!
Ye Huang frantically ran over to Du Lingyu, grabbed her collar and shook her wildly, forgetting any past grudges!
(☍┏།﹏།┓⁰。) "Snap out of it! Snap out of it, will you? Wake up! Stop being depressed! I'm going to pull with you too! Help me convert it quickly! I can't hold it much longer! Hurry!"
But Du Lingyu's eyes were hollow, and she didn't move!
Ye Huang was desperate:
(๑≥┏།﹏།┓≤) "Are you going to help or not? If you don't... I... I'll... I'll mess it right on your face!"
Du Lingyu: ???
=͟͟͞͞(꒪┏ᗜ┓꒪‧̣̥̇) "Are you serious?"
She snapped awake at once!
Meanwhile, Qian Benying brought a bowl of small soybeans to Weiwei'an, her eyes full of mischief!
(๑՞┏̫┓՞) "Don't hold on anymore. Eat it～ Better a short pain than a long one!"
But Keji guarded Weiwei'an tightly behind him!
ヽʕ˵•̀┏д┓•́˵ʔﾉ "Sister Weiwei! You can't eat! You can't, okay? Curse me! Transfer the toxins to me! Such a dirty business, I'll handle it!"
Weiwei'an smiled bitterly: "No matter what I say, you won't get broken, will you?"
"Besides, when Xiangzhi and I were in the Brahma Society... well, that's water under the bridge. This is nothing to me. I've been through worse!"
"I'll eat it! And even if I mess my pants, you'll still like me, right?"
Keji's forehead was drenched in cold sweat, his mouth twitching, but he still put on a serious face!
ʕ˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵ʔ "Who could refuse a goddess who's messed her pants? Who hasn't messed their pants when they were a kid?"
Qian Benying nodded vigorously, completely agreeing!
(∗❛ั┏◠┓❛ั) "Exactly! Exactly!"