Chapter 2490: What Goes Around Comes Around
But no one paid any attention to Zi Yuan. Jiangnan even pulled the zipper of her pajamas up over her head with a look of disgust!
A direct hoodie seal!
She talked all big, but wasn't her own score still zero? And wasn't she almost killed by having her neck cut?
However, Wang Youzhi clicked his tongue and circled around Zi Yuan with a curious expression!
( ͡° ก ͡°) "What kind of weird ability is this? It's ridiculous!"
Zi Yuan quickly pulled down the zipper, took a deep breath, and grabbed Wang Youzhi's hand with shining eyes!
(っ ⁰̷̴ꇴ⁰̷̴)っ "So? So? Pretty cool, right? You're the one who gets me!"
Wang Youzhi nodded: ( ͡°͜ʖ ͡°)✧ "Cool cool! I appreciate you, so do you still need your brain tissue? I'll trade with you! How about a Celestial Grape for it?"
Baldr: (๑•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Zi Yuan: ???
You appreciate me and you want to dig out my skull?
Who the hell would trade for your Celestial Grape? Don't I have one myself?
Jiangnan said teasingly: (˵ಡ̫ಡ˵) "Da Zhi, better not trade. Trash might be contagious. What if it lowers your combat power? Besides, in her two-jin brain, half is water—it's heavy! That's a loss, right?"
Zi Yuan's expression stiffened!
[From Zi Yuan's Resentment Value +777!]
[From Zi Yuan...]
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Pfft! Who says my brain is full of water? I'll beat you to death, I'll beat you to death right now!"
As she spoke, she scrambled up from the ground, rushed to Jiangnan, and started wildly swinging her little fists, creating afterimages!
But a series of clanging, metallic sounds rang out, making Zi Yuan blow on her hurting hands, while Jiangnan looked thoroughly delighted.
Freya coughed twice:
(｡･ˇ┏ก┓ˇ･｡) "Alright! The siege is settled now. All four battlefields are handled, and the Angel Race has been cleared out!"
"Next should be the collision with other major races, right? Reducing their forces? Yaya is really looking forward to it~ Qiu Mi~"
As soon as she finished speaking, everyone's eyes focused on Freya!
Wearing a white spaghetti-strap dress, she had a stubbly beard and chest hair showing, but halfway through her sentence, her voice suddenly turned into a sweet, lisping falsetto!
That "Qiu Mi" was a soul-critical blow, plunging the whole scene into absolute silence!
Freya spread her hands toward everyone:
╮(•́┏3┓•̀)╭ "What's wrong? Why is everyone looking at Yaya like that? Hehehe~ Is it just my voice that's making you all irresistible? That's my loli voice~"
Jiangnan couldn't help but shudder violently. Doesn't this goddess have any sense of shame? Shameless?
Kuopo turned and vomited:
(⋟┏ཀ┓⋞|||) "Ugh~ Don't make that damn sound anymore! You're really being such a poser like this. It's disgusting~ Ugh ugh~"
Originally, he could still accept the stubbly Freya, since he knew exactly what she used to look like.
But Freya acting cute with stubble was like an arrow through the heart, striking his soul!
If Freya couldn't accept it, it was even worse for him!
If I weren't already dead, I'd kill myself right now!
With that, Mi Ye, Bai Kou, Shan Mao, and the others all became alert!
Clearly, the side effects of Freya and Kuopo's Moe Man Drug had kicked in!
Judging by the situation, it was only a matter of time before Mi Ye and the others got hit too. So they all remained silent, lips tightly pursed, heavy armor protecting their bodies!
There was no way they were going to lose face today!
But Jiangnan's expression gradually twisted. No wonder Sister Shan Mao and Bad Sister were all wrapped up so tightly!
So they all grew big beards?
Ahhh~ I really want to hear Sister Shan Mao and Bad Sister's falsetto voices!
Just as Jiangnan was about to speak, Xiao Chuihuo said:
(。ớ┏◡┓ờ)ھ "Aiyo~ no need to be shy, okay? After all, it's for the sake of humanity! You're all qualified pioneers! Thumbs up for your spirit~"
Jiangnan: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
Xiao Chuihuo: (̿▀̿┏╭╮┓▀̿̿)̄...
[From Xiao Chuihuo's Resentment Value +1007!]
Jiangnan quickly explained: ੧੧(థ౪థ๑) "No no, Grandpa Xiao, I wasn't laughing at you, I just thought of something funny. Pfft hahaha!"
Now Jiangnan didn't even pretend anymore. He clutched his stomach and rolled on the ground like crazy!
Xiao Chuihuo's face turned even darker!
Then Jiangnan turned to Mi Ye and said:
(˵ಡꇴಡ) "Bad Sister? Were you worried about me?"
Even though Mi Ye tried her best to hold back the urge to speak, after drinking the Green Stick, her truthfulness was 100%! She simply couldn't control the impulse to answer!
"Hmph~ Of course I was worried! Yeye was almost worried to death~ Mm!!"
The falsetto voice couldn't help but slip out, carrying a hint of resentment and longing.
[From Mi Ye's Resentment Value +1007!]
Jiangnan fell to the ground, pounding the floor like crazy. He heard it, he heard it! This was such a huge win!
_(థꇴథゝ∠)_ "Sister Shan Mao? Sister Bai Kou? Did you miss me? Did you really take the Moe Man Drug?"
Shan Mao couldn't control herself and blurted out: "Miss... missed you~ Took it~"
Bai Kou added: "They said that even if we grow full beards and chest hair, and become hairy-legged messes, you'll still lift us up and give us hugs. Is that why baby took the medicine? Is it true?"
Jiangnan was laughing so hard tears formed in his eyes:
(꒪ͦꇴ꒪ͦ◦) "Ahahaha~ No way! I won't hug you, I'd have nightmares. Honk honk honk~"
Jiangnan had completely evolved into Jiang the Goose, letting out honking laughter!
By now, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were covering their faces!
(ﾉ)﹏(ヾ)(づ﹏ど)...
Hey hey hey, Xiao Nan, can't you read the room?
Unbeknownst to Jiangnan, Xiao Chuihuo, Odin, Mi Ye, and the others had already formed a circle around him, their eyes glowing red!
This wasn't just a special effect!
Through eye contact, Xiao Chuihuo gave a slight nod!
Fatty Orange looked solemn. With a leap, she transformed into her orange cat form and jumped straight into Jiangnan's arms!
₍˄·͈┏˔┓·͈˄*₎◞̑̑ "Jiangnan Gege~ Fatty Orange missed you so much~ Why did you take so long to get here? Those bad guys almost killed Sister Yuan, scared the kitty cat~"
Jiangnan picked up Fatty Orange:
(´థヮథ)σ "Ahahaha~ Fatty Orange, why do you have a beard too? A stubbly orange cat? Your whiskers turned black... Stop! Let me catch my breath, my stomach hurts..."
Fatty Orange's eyes glowed red!
Just as expected! Jiang the Bad Guy wasn't worth pitying at all!
"Hehe~ Let's all catch our breath together later~"
"Polar Day Cloud Sea•Single Silence!"
In a flash of white light from Fatty Orange, a mark appeared on Jiangnan, instantly silencing all his skills! He couldn't use a single move, let alone teleport!
The moment Fatty Orange acted, Ba Di teleported in using atomic transmission, grabbing Jiangnan's shoulders!
Zhao Dezhu and Ye Zhenguo each seized one of Jiangnan's arms, pinning him down on the spot!
The smile on Jiangnan's face froze, and sweat beaded on his forehead:
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "Ah-ha~ Ahaha~ What are you all doing? Such sudden enthusiasm makes me flattered, you know?"
At that moment, everyone cracked their knuckles and walked up to Jiangnan, their stubbly faces breaking into sinister grins!
Xiao Chuihuo sneered:
(ꐦ͡’┏ᴗ┓͡’) "Little Nan? You should know... what goes around comes around, right?"
Baldr gritted his teeth:
(▼┏～┓▼ꐦ) "You deliberately left out the part about the cute transformation in the manual because you wanted to see everyone die of embarrassment, didn't you? Hmph~ So annoying~"
Zhao Dezhu pouted:
(◦`┏～┓´◦) "Yeah yeah! Little Nan is bad bad~"
Clearly, this was a premeditated group beating. They specially called Fatty Orange to numb Jiangnan's nerves, seal his skills, and prevent escape!
Today's beating was absolutely unavoidable!
Jiangnan panicked and started struggling wildly. Even the combined efforts of Zhao Dezhu, Ye Zhenguo, and Ba Di could barely hold him down!
He hurriedly explained:
(•́口•̀٥) "Everyone, let me explain myself, okay? I did this for the future of the human race! Isn't anything worth sacrificing to achieve a better ranking?"
"If I had told you in advance, no one would have taken the medicine! You don't understand my pains! I've been carrying the burden for humanity all this way, and you still want to beat me? Feel your own hearts—do you have any conscience left?"
Mi Ye rested her chin on her hand: "Nan Nan does have a tiny bit of reason, huh~"
Jiangnan: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
Mi Ye: (ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)
"Better just beat this bad guy up anyway~"
[From Mi Ye's Resentment Value +777!]
The crowd surged forward to beat Jiangnan. He struggled frantically, looking pitifully at Zhong Yingxue!
Σ(っ°ᯅ°;)っ "Save me! Xuexue, save me!"
How could Zhong Yingxue bear to see Xiao Nan get beaten?
She quickly said: (⌒ヮ⌒;) "E-everyone, listen to me! Actually... before coming here, Xiao Nan already got beaten up once, about three hours of group beating!"
"All the bad words you said were reflected back onto Xiao Nan, very badly! So... can we let this slide? Or at least hit him lightly?"
Xiong Er covered his face. Just "badly"? Those three hours couldn't even be described as bad!
He almost lost his qualification to be human!
Jiangnan: ???
Just "hit him lightly"?
Zi Yuan refused:
(˵ಡლಡ˵) "Hey~ That was your beating. We didn't see it, we didn't enjoy it, and we didn't let off steam! How can that count?"
"Right, right?"
Odin, the Magician, and the others nodded in agreement!
Makes sense, makes sense. Chances to beat up Good Big Brother are rare!
How could they just let it go?
Jiangnan glared: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Pfft! Trash Yuan! You're just getting revenge! You never even took the Moe Man Drug, did you? Pfft—"
Before he could finish, the crowd had already started beating on Jiangnan, just as they'd originally planned—some hitting his chest, some hitting his kidneys, a clear division of labor!
Baldr was worried it was too cramped and that everyone couldn't reach him, so he told them to just punch freely—he'd handle the aim!
From the pile of people came a series of clanging, metallic sounds, along with Jiangnan's unyielding roars!