# Chapter 241: Hey Brother! Say That Again (Bonus Chapter!!!)
Jiangnan rummaged through the alternate dimension!
He grabbed a towel, a pack of wet wipes!
A pair of pants, and also a pair of shorts!
Of course! They were Hulk brand!
Bai Qianxun's face was completely red as she looked at the wet wipes and shorts Jiangnan handed over!
Ah ya!
How utterly embarrassing!
A girl her age, and she... she actually wet her pants!
Even a ghost wouldn't believe Jiangnan didn't know!
He even prepared replacement shorts and wet wipes for me!
Was he this thoughtful?
Blushing, she snatched the pants and hid deep into the alley!
A rustling sound came from within!
Three minutes later!
Bai Qianxun emerged somewhat awkwardly, glaring at Jiangnan: "Don't you dare tell anyone, got it?"
Jiangnan said meaningfully: "Aiyah! Why be shy? Everyone has their moments of being... unable to control themselves!"
[From Bai Qianxun's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Pfft! You keep talking and I'll blast you, believe me?"
Jiangnan: ???
"I'm very easy to blast, let me tell you!"
Shanmao's expression tightened: "Shh! Someone's coming!"
On the street, an eight-wheeled heavy truck was carrying a huge corpse of a Magic Horn Rhino spiritual beast down the road!
Armed mercenaries were on full alert, seemingly detecting movement from the alley, and a bright flashlight shone directly over!
But before that, Jiangnan had already teleported away with the two of them!
Without delay, they headed straight for the meeting point!
At an office building half-collapsed by an artillery shell!
Jiangnan checked the time: "Why aren't they here yet?"
Shanmao frowned slightly: "It's definitely 10 o'clock! Could there be a problem at the safe house?"
"Maybe..."
Just then!
"Yo~"
A set of white teeth "flew" out from the alley!
Shanmao's eyes widened, and Bai Qianxun's goosebumps rose!
Flying teeth?
That was far too terrifying!
But Jiangnan wasn't surprised at all—he'd seen this scene many times!
A black guy in a vest walked out of the alley!
Muscles bulging! Tall and burly!
His dark skin reflected dazzling light under the streetlamp!
Even his cultivation level was at Silver Peak!
Shanmao and Bai Qianxun were shocked!
This... this guy was really black!
"Reinforcements? You're Jiangnan, right?"
His fluent Chinese even surprised Jiangnan!
Jiangnan grinned: "That's me!"
He extended his hand in a friendly gesture!
The black guy instinctively raised his palm!
But suddenly realizing something, he grinned and shook Jiangnan's hand!
"Hello! I'm an informant working under Brother Yang!"
Jiangnan nodded. Wang Zhengyang!
The leader of the突牙小队 (Sudden Fang Squad). Before coming, Jiangnan had memorized all the information thoroughly!
"Take us to the safe house!"
"Oh, brother! What's your name? Tell me so I can get familiar!"
The black guy hesitated, embarrassed: "Let's not, alright?"
Jiangnan: "Hey! No need to be shy with me! We'll be comrades from now on!"
The black guy scratched his head!
"I'm called Awuwei Wuwei Wuwei Weiyetun Wuwei Wuwei Wubeimugebeimu. Osas!"
Shanmao: ∑(°口°๑)
Bai Qianxun: Σ(°口°|||)
Jiangnan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
What the hell did you just say!
Is that even a human name?
Damn!
A bunch of "wuwei" has got me completely dumbfounded!
Jiangnan scratched his head: "Hey buddy! Say that again, I didn't catch it!"
The black guy rolled his eyes: "Awuwei Wuwei Wuwei Weiyetun Wuwei Wuwei Wubeimugebeimu. Osas!"
Jiangnan: !!!
Even though he couldn't remember exactly what was said!
But he definitely didn't memorize it wrong!
Damn! Such a long name?
Whoever named him must have been pressing on the computer keyboard, right?
Was this for real?
Would this name be a meter long on an ID card?
And how do you even spell it?
Jiangnan said sheepishly: "Brother! Say it one more time! I'll definitely remember it!"
This was a future comrade!
As a qualified battle commander, how could he not remember his subordinate's name?
Believe in yourself, Jiangnan! You can do it!
Although the black guy was dark-skinned, one could clearly see his face seemed even darker!
"I'm called Awuwei Wuwei Wuwei Weiyetun Wuwei Wuwei Wubeimugebeimu. Osas!"
Jiangnan smiled confidently: "Alright, Awuwei Wu..."
"Forget it! From now on, you'll be Big Black!"
"Big Black!"
I've already done my best!
But I really can't remember!
[From Awuwei Wuwei...]
[Ah, screw it!]
[From Big Black's Resentment Value +666!]
Jiangnan was shocked!
Holy crap! That name!
It even made the system surrender!
Jiangnan was utterly amazed! Besides himself, you're the second person to make the system surrender!
Awesome!
Shanmao and Bai Qianxun were barely holding back their laughter behind him!
Jiangnan asked curiously: "Big Black! Are all names here this long?"
Big Black shook his head: "I'm from the Sahala Tribe. Tribal names are longer!"
Jiangnan: "Let me see your ID, okay?"
Big Black: ???
"Ah! You must have left it at home, right? I mean, a meter-long ID card is inconvenient to carry in your pocket!"
[From Big Black's Resentment Value +666!]
I don't even have an ID card, dammit!
They arrived at an abandoned factory!
After ensuring no one was following!
They lifted the iron plate covering the passage and entered the basement!
Wang Zhengyang, who was sleeping leaning against the door holding a gun, was startled awake by the noise!
He aimed his gun at Jiangnan: "Who goes there?"
His eyes were bloodshot, his spirit exhausted to the extreme!
But the moment he saw Bai Qianxun, his whole body relaxed!
"Xiao Bai! You're finally here!"
Jiangnan felt a twinge in his nose looking at Wang Zhengyang!
A tough guy, 1.8 meters tall, now unshaven and utterly exhausted!
He'd been leading the team here for half a month!
Facing the risk of death every moment, worn down beyond recognition!
Jiangnan extended his hand: "Dark Night Jiangnan! Code name: Nan Shen!"
Wang Zhengyang was full of smiles, patting Jiangnan's shoulder: "Haha! Little brother, I've long heard of your reputation!"
"I even participated in the Bright Sword Operation! Never thought we'd meet like this! Haha!"
"So this is Shanmao? Come! Come inside! You must have had a rough time getting here, right?"
Jiangnan rubbed his nose: "Not bad!"
Meeting a fellow countryman in a foreign land—this feeling was truly indescribable!
The four followed Wang Zhengyang into the safe house!
As soon as they entered, they saw a black guy who looked almost identical to Big Black!
Like twins!
Except Big Black was the glossy version!
And this one inside was the matte version!
Big Black grinned: "Come, little brother! This is Jiangnan!"
"My little brother saw your nuclear explosion video online and has always admired you!"
Jiangnan grinned, extending his hand: "Hello, brother!"
The matte black guy was extremely excited, rushing over to Jiangnan!
He immediately raised his palm!
Big Black glared: "Little brother!"
The matte black guy was startled, looking a bit shy!
Then he firmly shook Jiangnan's hand, saying excitedly!
"Nan Shen! I admire you so much! A nuclear explosion beast of a man!"
"Nice to meet you! I'm Guasawala Guagu Guala Guasahe~pei. Labulasa!"
Jiangnan's face was full of terror!
What the hell!
Again?
Were all the names in your tribe this long?
And what was that "heh~pei" sound in your name?
Your dad definitely spat when naming you, right?
The matte black guy said excitedly: "And my big brother! My big brother's name is..."
Jiangnan's eyes widened: "Stop!"
"I'm begging you, little brother! I've done my best! But I really can't remember!"
Please spare me!
[...]
[...]
[From Xiao Hei's Resentment Value +666?]
Jiangnan: ???
Holy crap?
The system is this awesome?
It even gave him a nickname?
The system never imagined it would encounter the third person to make it surrender so quickly!
Jiangnan made the system surrender by cursing it out!
But these two were different...
They did it through sheer strength!