Chapter 2462: It’s All Just a Big Cute Waste
There stood Xiao Chuihuo, his face glowing with vigor, his spirit refreshed. Even his burly figure and the unusually dazzling bald head couldn't change his high-spirited demeanor! The thick beard on his face added a touch of weathered experience and a wild masculine charm!
Seeing that Odin and the others were all right, Xiao Chuihuo couldn't help but grin and raise a hand in greeting.
-`(˵ﾟ┏ꇴ┓ﾟ)ﾂ´- “Here we come no, Odin little didi~ Our support is here no~”
That cutesy, over-the-top falsetto voice suddenly came out of Xiao Chuihuo’s mouth—coquettish yet adorable, with a hint of concern for Odin and the others!
As soon as the words left his mouth, the entire battlefield fell into absolute silence!
Everyone stared at Xiao Chuihuo in horror!
-`(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑(๑ò◊óﾉ)ﾉ´-
Were we just hearing things? Did... did that really come out of Xiao Chuihuo’s mouth? What did he call Odin? Little didi?
Even the members of the Steel Legion shuddered violently!
=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞(●⁰ꈊ⁰●|||)?
Odin and the others had their eyes bulging and jaws practically hitting the ground!
-`Σ(ଵ口ଵ|||)´-
Xiao Chuihuo’s grin froze, and his raised hand hung stiff in midair!
-`(٥꒪┏ー┓꒪)ﾂ´-
What the hell! I clearly meant to say “Our support is here!” How did it come out like... I, the pioneer of this era, the old Fire God—this reputation cannot be buried here!
Xiao Chuihuo gave a dry laugh, cleared his throat, and turned to Liu Cuicui.
-`(˵乛┏◠┓乛)´- “Ahem~ Cuicui~ don’t be like this, you’re making me blush~ you’re so bad~ you must have secretly been dubbing for me just now, right?”
But the same god-tier falsetto came out of Xiao Chuihuo’s mouth again, this time with a hint of complaint!
That burly body, that full beard, that thick chest hair—combined with a voice like a young girl’s—the mental impact was unimaginable!
Stop pretending! It was obviously you who said it! Xiao Chuihuo was actually trying to shift the blame onto Liu Lailai!
Liu Cuicui rolled her eyes at Xiao Chuihuo.
-`(꒪ั┏～┓꒪ั*)´- “You old bad man, so annoying~ I’m already old and gray, how could I possibly make such a soft, whiny voice?”
“Never thought the old Fire God, though rough on the outside, has the heart of a maiden~”
Everyone nearly spat blood! “God, you can’t say that?” You’re literally saying it right now! Can you imagine a bald, bearded old lady using a falsetto to twist and complain? That’s the mental image!
Xiao Chuihuo’s face flushed bright red. He couldn’t help but stamp his foot.
-`(⸝⸝≥┏～┓≤)´- “Aiya~ anyway, it wasn’t me who said it! You all have nothing but bad intentions inside your bellies!”
His flustered state nearly blinded everyone!
The old Fire God must be possessed!
Zhao Dezhu beside him was laughing so hard tears streamed down his face, his mouth stretched wide enough to see his tonsils.
-`(´థ┏ꇴ┓థ)σ´- “Giggle giggle giggle~ Brother Xiao~ the way you talk is so funny~ if you can talk like that, say some more, giggle giggle~”
At that moment, Zhao Dezhu had turned into an old hen, giggling nonstop. But just two laughs in, he couldn’t laugh anymore! He covered his mouth in horror.
-`(´థ┏ლ┓థ)´- … Damn! How did I become like this too?
Li Hongyan looked at Zhao Dezhu with utter disdain.
-`(๑¯ิ┏益┓¯ิ๑)´- “Eww~ you’re so gross~ I never expected you to be this kind of Zhuzhu~ Can I switch to a different boyfriend? Bleh~”
-`_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)_´-
Before she even finished, Li Hongyan tilted her head and threw up. The woman known as a tigress couldn’t stand hearing her own voice like that—she literally gagged herself!
At that moment, Xiao Chuihuo and the others’ faces turned completely black!
What’s going on? The instruction manual never said anything about this! The originally cool support entrance—how did it end up like this? They were so embarrassed they wanted to crawl into a hole!
Odin and the others were practically on the verge of losing it, their shoulders trembling uncontrollably.
Pfft~ -`(இжஇ◦)´-
What a find! It’s hard to imagine Xiao Chuihuo and Zhao Dezhu making such sounds!
Odin quickly straightened up.
-`(｡･ˇ┏_┓ˇ･｡)´- “Grandpa Xiao~ you’re here just in time~ if you’d come a little later, baby might have sent them all to dreamland~”
“It’s not that we couldn’t do it, but these little bad guys’ defense was really tough~ breaking through took a lot of time~ hmph~ it’s really frustrating~”
This was said by the bald, bearded, burly poser holding the Divine Light Scepter while sitting on the Throne of the Divine Domain—his voice a honeyed falsetto that echoed across the stars!
Odin: -`(̿▀̿̿┏Ĺ̯̿̿┓▀̿̿)̄´- …
Baldr: -`(´థ┏౪┓థ)σ´- “Pfft~ giggle giggle~ Great God of Light Odin~ so impressive~ so stylish~ really cool~”
The moment he finished, Baldr’s face turned even darker than Odin’s. He teleported away in an instant!
Sorry, goodbye, no time to shake hands! I can’t face anyone! I, Baldr, the great god! Leader of the Celestial Group! How could I! How could I say something like that! Aaaaah!
Martin’s forehead beaded with sweat.
-`(•́┏ι_┓•̀٥)´- “What’s wrong with all of you? Why are you all so girly? Don’t be like this~ I’m so scared~ what do I do~”
Everyone turned to look at Martin. You’re not much better!
A bunch of bearded, burly muscle men—just stop trying to act cute! It’s cute enough to kill people!
Batti covered his face and crouched on the spot.
-`(ﾉ)┏﹏┓(ヾ)´- …
Damn! Damn it! Why can’t my Whisper of the Divine foresee the future an hour ahead? Then I would have known the result and never taken the Strongman Pill!
I can accept the long beard, the chest hair, the bald head—but turning into a cute muscleman? What the hell! This is worse than death!
In the end, it was all part of Boss Nan’s sneaky scheme! He was so generous to give us the item instruction manual! We thought the sun had risen from the west, but he was hiding this trap!
Pure murder without compensation!
At this moment, everyone’s resentment level maxed out!
They finally realized—this was the side effect of the Strongman Pill! The buff was good, but there was a price to pay!
Odin’s face darkened. It’s okay… it’s okay… at least I was cool before. As long as I forget what just happened, I haven’t been socially killed yet.
“You…”
Before he could finish, Odin suddenly jerked. His legs, as if spring-loaded, uncontrollably snapped into a full-power kick that slammed into the Throne of the Divine Domain!
The next moment, Odin, who had been sitting there just a second ago, went “Aiya!” and shot off the throne like a human missile, a skyrocket! He crashed through the Rainbow Bridge, tumbled into the starry sky, and rolled several times!
Everyone stared blankly at Odin, who had suddenly launched himself.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Obviously, the side effect of the Horse Biscuit had also struck.
Throne of the Divine Domain: |;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`| Let me ask you—have you ever been kicked by light?
Odin climbed up awkwardly. Even with his thick skin, he couldn’t handle it anymore! His face turned red, and he wished he could find a hole to crawl into.
-`୧(٥´⁼̴┏﹏┓⁼̴)´-
The cooler I looked just now, the more embarrassing this is! That act shattered to pieces!
Seeing the Steel Legion staring at him blankly, Odin blushed, scratched his head, and awkwardly explained:
-`(⌒┏ꇴ┓⌒;)୨´- “Li… like this~ successful landing~ it was just that the stool was hot~ not that baby jumped by himself…”
Eugene: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
Odin: !!!
-`(งథ┏益┓థ)ง´- “Laughing at me! You dare laugh at me? Baby will beat you to death! Grandpa Xiao~ look! He’s bullying me~ boohoo~”
Xiao Chuihuo looked utterly disgusted.
-`(´乛┏益┓乛)´-
Enough! Shut up! You’re embarrassing us all the way to another galaxy! Let’s deal with the Steel Legion first!
At this point, Xiao Chuihuo and Odin stopped talking and started communicating mentally.
But even in mental communication, words were repeated in reduplication!
Obviously, both physically and mentally, they had been thoroughly “cute-fied” by the Strongman Pill!
Ye Zhenguo’s Azure Dragon Soul aimed directly at the Steel Legion.
-`(╬◣┏口┓◢)▇▇▇▇▇▇
“Evil dragon roar roar~ ao wu~ bleh~”
Before he could even unleash the dragon breath, Ye Zhenguo gagged himself!
Even though everyone chose silence, when unleashing skills, they couldn’t help shouting out skill names!
Things like “Great God Emperor Emperor”, “Heavenly Morning Light Sword Sword”, “Baleful God Uncle Uncle”, “Endless Thunder Clearly Clearly”, “Gravity Bomb Uncle Uncle”, “Atomic Explosion Trash Trash”…
The only one that was passable and effective was “All the World Are Little Brothers”…
At that moment, the Steel Legion realized they couldn’t win, saw no more hope, and simply stopped fighting humans. They started killing each other, hacking their own allies to earn points! They no longer cared about continuing the Grand Hunt—they just gave up.
While cutting down their allies, they laughed at Xiao Chuihuo and Odin.
“Run run run~ I think you’re not trying to kill us, you’re trying to cute us to death! Hahaha…”
“Even though we’re dead for sure, you’ve been socially killed too. No loss, no loss~ Baby angry, boohoo? Haha, seriously, I’m dying of laughter!”
“Eh? No loss? I think it’s still a bit of a loss?”
“What God of Light? More like King of Cute! This stool is hot? Pfft, everyone, I’m logging off. I’ll go laugh at them outside!”
After all, the entire human race turning into muscle cuties was probably the only psychological comfort for the Steel Legion as they were about to withdraw from the competition.
Xiao Chuihuo and the others’ faces grew even darker. Resentment soared!
They had planned to use this opportunity to make a name across the stars—but instead, they became famous for being cute!
My decades of hard-earned reputation, all gone in a puff of cuteness!
It’s all just a big cute waste!
Little Nan! Prepare to face judgment!