Chapter 2447: This Is Really Bad Luck, Huh?
Isn’t he the Child of Destiny?
Using his own heaven-defying luck, he actually managed to force back the heavenly punishment?
Without a word, Jiangnan swung out strands of Void Chains, wrapping them around the sack of Jin Kela, turning it into a backpack and slinging it over his shoulders.
Tied tightly!
This was his life-saving charm to ward off bad luck and fend off social death!
At this moment, Jiangnan looked around warily:
Bag (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง “Come on? Come now~ Aren’t I the rebellious son of destiny, the abandoned child of the world? The real Child of Destiny is tied right on me!”
“Ever heard of a community of shared fate? You want bad luck? What can you do to me?”
Inside the sack, even though all her abilities were sealed, Qing Ke could still feel a massive drain of her luck total from that one wave just now!
What the hell is this guy using me for?!
Time ticked by minute by minute. Nothing unusual happened. Jiangnan stood there just fine.
But the dark clouds overhead didn’t disperse; instead, they seemed to grow heavier and thicker.
Zhong Yingxue’s eyes sparkled as she covered her mouth:
(*⁰̷̴ლ⁰̷̴) “No way? Can this really counter the bad luck?”
Xia Yao exclaimed in delight: “Luck weapon function +1!”
Wang Youzhi: (◞‸◟) “Huh? Tch, boring. I thought I’d get some exciting shots!”
Jiangnan ground his teeth. How much do you want me to be unlucky?!
But still nothing had happened. The heavenly punishment had been deflected. So, as long as he waited three hours, this wave of bad luck would pass?
Hoo~ It was the right call to keep Qing Ke as a shield against disasters!
Bag (๑◔～◔ิ) “Sakura-chan? You said Big Thunder Nephew is going all out? Sucking all the energy from the entire Thunder Star Domain? How’s the fight over there? Intense?”
“Do we need to go help?”
He’d been so busy dealing with Qing Ke that he hadn’t paid much attention to the other three groups’ battles. But Big Thunder Nephew was going so hard!
It didn’t look good either?
Remember, when Jiangnan was being attacked, Xiao Chuihuo, Odin, and Mi Ye were also being attacked from three sides.
Qian Benying nodded frantically: “Scroll through the chat logs and check the floor. The situations don’t look too good.”
Jiangnan’s mouth twitched. “Freaking chat logs.” Liu Mang’s function is so comprehensive?
The moment he connected to the mental link group chat, it was flooded. Messages about spotting locations, support, movement, and attack commands were flying. Obviously, the other three fights were crazily intense.
Before Jiangnan spoke, Xiao Chuihuo’s greeting came through: “Tsk! Those little bastards have some tricks. Hmm, how’s South Baby? Why no news for so long?”
Jiangnan quickly sent a message: “I’m fine. Dealt with mine. How about you guys?”
Odin laughed loudly: “Barely holding on. But hey, big brother is something else, huh? I heard you got the Child of Destiny over there? Solved it that fast?”
Jiangnan immediately puffed out his chest, putting on Wang Yousheng’s smug face:
(︶.̮︶〃)Bag “Of course! I definitely…”
The moment he said that, Jiangnan instantly teleported away, appearing right behind Wu Liang’s back, opening his mouth wide!
He lunged recklessly to bite Wu Liang’s rear!
=͟͟͞͞(‧̣̥̇▼口▼)
It was like a reflex—if you poke a hand, the hand instinctively pulls back; if you poke an eye, the eye snaps shut.
At this moment, Jiangnan instinctively teleported to take a bite at Wu Liang’s butt!
Jiangnan: =͟͟͞͞(‧̣̥̇꒪ᗜ꒪)???
Wu Liang: (。⚆ˇˍˇ⚆。)!!!
(。இ益இ。) “Holy shit! Ghostification!”
The Rift-Saw Butterfly activated, and Jiangnan’s manly pounce passed right through Wu Liang’s body, biting air.
Then he turned around and tried again to bite Wu Liang’s rear!
ﾚ(。⚆ˇ益ˇ⚆。)ﾍ=З=З=З “Don’t come! Brother Nan! Don’t come!”
Wu Liang felt a chill in his backside, plus the trauma from Little Cherry. He swung a mighty hand, spinning Jiangnan away!
Jiangnan’s bloodshot eyes locked back onto Wu Liang’s rear!
=͟͟͞͞(ꐦ◣口◢) Ahhh!
He chased at warp speed!
He was cursing in his mind!
“Freaking ‘definitely’! That’s not a verb, just an adverb!”
“Don’t turn even that into a jinx!”
If he really bit Wu Liang’s rear in front of the whole starry sky, how could he ever face the elders of Jiangcheng again?
Even Zhong Yingxue and the others stared in shock. What was going on? It was fine just now, why was he suddenly chasing Wu Liang at warp speed to bite his butt?
What kind of crazy obsession does Little Nan have with butts?
Wu Liang fled in terror:
ﾚ(థ益థ。)ﾍ=З=З=З “No! Don’t! Bro! Don’t bite me! There are so many big butts in the starry sky, why just mine?”
“Bite him! Bite them!”
In desperation, Wu Liang used a taunt skill. Instinctively, Jiangnan shifted targets.
He locked onto a remnant of the Triumph Group Army, a Star River Horse clan warrior. His butt was enormous, dark gray, and thick-skinned.
But the problem was, the Star River Horse clan’s way of detoxifying was the tail-whip spread method. That butt was swarming with flies!
Jiangnan’s eyes filled with panic: =͟͟͞͞(‧̣̥̇ಥ皿ಥ) “Wu Liang! You’re such a bastard! There’s no way you treat your big brother like that! Yakeli! Quick! Chop off that Star River Horse’s butt! Quick!”
“Before I get there! I can’t control myself!”
If he bit that thing, he wouldn’t want to live anymore. He’d rather bite Wu Liang’s!
Yakeli’s face darkened. Quicker than you? Who can be quicker than you? You’re at warp speed butt-biting!
In Jiangnan’s vision, the Star River Horse’s butt kept growing larger!
Jiangnan almost cried:
=͟͟͞͞(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ) “Save me! Someone save me! I don’t want to bite his! I…”
Just then, Qian Benying stomped her little foot!
(*≥﹏≤*) “I’ll do it!”
Her figure vanished instantly. Amid falling cherry blossoms, she suddenly blocked the Star River Horse!
Her face bright red, she arched her back slightly.
At that moment, Qian Benying looked like a savior, a goddess to Jiangnan!
So Jiangnan unceremoniously opened wide and took a bite!
“Chomp~”
Qian Benying’s eyes went wide, and she let out a scream!
Σ(థ⌂థ|||) “Aah! Pain, pain, pain! Bad guy Jiang, bite a bit lighter, will you?”
The biting Jiangnan had a satisfied smile on his face. Ah, so comfortable!
=͟͟͞͞(˵ˇ〰ˇ) Mm~
Everyone covered their faces. What kind of beautiful scene is this?
He really bit her?
But Qian Benying couldn’t take it:
(ง≥﹏≤)ง “One bite is enough! You still keep biting? Change! Change!”
Next moment, Qian Benying vanished. Xia Yao, with cherry blossoms above her head, appeared in front of Jiangnan!
Xia Yao: =͟͟͞͞(꒪_꒪‧̣̥̇)???
“Chomp!”
Xia Yao jolted violently, stomping her feet in pain. She let out a whimper like a dog whose tail had been stepped on!
ʕ̢*꒦ິ3꒦ີɁ̡̣ “Ow~ Little Nan! You…”
Jiangnan looked blissful. This one had a nice texture too!
❀(˵ᵒ̴̶̷〰ᵒ̴̶̷)❀
If this is what bad luck is like, let me be unlucky forever!
Meanwhile, Qian Benying was hopping in place, holding her rear. She glanced back.
(∗⚆ˇ﹏ˇ⚆) “You left teeth marks! You really bit!”
Wang Youzhi immediately pressed the record button on his mental device, eyes gleaming. Ahahaha, I knew it wouldn’t end that easily!
Zhong Yingxue’s eyelids twitched: “Is it the bad luck taking effect? Little Nan’s word spirit time hasn’t passed yet.”
Qian Benying nodded repeatedly, looking agreeable:
(*͡°ก͡°) “Definitely it’s Bad Guy Jiang’s…”
Before she finished, Qian Benying teleported behind Jiangnan!
She clasped her hands together, leaving only her ring and middle fingers extended in a classic thousand-year-kill gesture!
Instinctively, she struck straight at Jiangnan’s sensitive spot!
A “puchi” sound!
Jiangnan’s eyes bulged. He stopped biting Xia Yao, suddenly straightened up like a spring, arched his back, and wailed to the sky!
Ahhh~ (꒪ͦ口꒪ͦ|||) “Sakura-chan! I only bit you once, and you stab me?”
“Do you know what a hellish battle I fought in Ming He Death Prison to keep that spot intact?”
“And today I die at the hands of my own people!”
Qian Benying was stunned. After giving Jiangnan the thousand-year-kill, she came back to her senses.
(٥ᵒ̴̶̷̥́﹏ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) “I’m… I’m sorry. I wasn’t thinking. I finished the kill before I realized! This, this, this…”
Xia Yao rubbed her rear, shocked:
(๑•̌﹏•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ “What the hell? Little Nan didn’t say anything just now, but Sakura-chan said something.”
“‘Definitely’? Because she said ‘definitely’ about Little Nan…”
Before finishing, a Shadow Yao emerged from Jiangnan’s shadow, also making the familiar gesture!
Another “puchi”!
A lethal double strike!
Jiangnan’s eyes bulged, and an even more miserable cry echoed through the starry sky!
Ahhh~ (꒪ั口꒪ั|||)
One Qian Benying was already my limit. Now Big Wolf Flame had to get involved too!
I have limits, you know!
Even Wu Liang shuddered violently, his face pale.
(。•ˇ﹏ˇ•。) “Bro… Brother Nan is opening a new world today! He can even take a double strike? He’s really tough!”
What kind of hellish scene is this?!
Jiangnan wailed to the sky. Qian Benying and Xia Yao were in horse stances behind him, the culprits!
Just then, a huge explosion went off!
“Boom!”
Jiangnan looked down in terror!
Σ(ଵ◊ଵ|||) Yowhoooh!
The blast’s recoil pushed his body backward!
But Qian Benying and Xia Yao were still stabbing!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes and spat out a mouthful of blood!
Σ(꒪ัཀ꒪ั|||) “Wu Liang… you bastard!”
He teleported far away from everyone, curled up on the ground, kicking his legs!
Freaking “definitely”! Tough as hell!
A chain kill!
Mila looked at him sympathetically and quickly cast a restoration spell. Otherwise, Brother Jiangnan would lose his qualification to be human!
Zhong Yingxue quickly said:
(*⁰̷̴﹏⁰̷̴) “Shh! Shh! Everyone, don’t speak. It seems whatever is said about Little Nan—anything harmful to him—automatically comes true beyond our control.”
Everyone was stunned. What does that mean?
Because of the bad luck’s influence, even reverse word spirit was active? To the extent that even Jin Kela couldn’t resist? Since it didn’t threaten Jin Kela, it directly affected Jiangnan.
So the Child of Destiny’s luck protection didn’t work?
Is this terrifying?
Zhong Yingxue pressed her hand down, and everyone fell silent. After deep consideration and careful deliberation for a moment,
She telepathically asked:
(๑•̌﹏•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ “Little Nan? How are you? Are you okay?”
She was so cautious she didn’t speak aloud, and she checked the wording to make sure it wasn’t harmful to Jiangnan.
Extremely cautious.
Jiangnan ground his teeth. I won’t speak; I’ll just use mental link telepathy!
_(꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ#ゝ∠)_ “Of cou—”
Before he finished, there was a “whoosh”! A huge flame erupted right at his crotch, turning him into a torch, flames shooting up a man’s height!
Burning with intense heat!
Jiangnan!!!
୧(இ口இ٥)୨ “Ahhh! Fire! It’s on fire!”
He frantically slapped at the flames. “Of course” also counts? I said it in telepathy!
Mental telepathy counts too? How perverted is this!
This really proves the saying: “Crotch on fire—of course it burns!”
Zhong Yingxue clenched her teeth. How could she bear to see Jiangnan suffer?
She stomped her foot, and using her skill “All Fire Is Me,” she emerged from the very flames that were burning him!
She slapped frantically!
“Out!”
The flames went out—but the next instant, they flared up again!
Zhong Yingxue was furious: (งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง “Out! Out! Out!”
It was the first time she’d dealt with such disobedient fire. As the Flame Queen, she couldn’t control it?
She not only slapped but even kicked!
Jiangnan bit his lower lip, rolling his eyes, tears swirling in his eyes:
୧(꒪ั﹏꒪ั#)୨ Whimper~
Better to get struck by lightning! Lightning is better than this! Just when I got restored!
This is really bloody bad luck!
Finally, with Zhong Yingxue’s efforts, the “of course” fire was put out. She sighed in relief.
“Hoo~ Little Nan, you okay? Not burned badly?”
Jiangnan’s mouth twitched, with sparks still drifting from him.
Wang Youzhi wiped his forehead, sweating: (•́ω•̀٥)
“Amputate it. It’s all charred~”
(End of chapter)