# Chapter 239: Whoosh~ Budaya
Jiangnan's mentality completely collapsed!
Can you guys just calm down for a second?!
If you keep messing around, I won't be able to handle it anymore!
Zhong Yingxue pouted: "Then how do you explain the black guy behind you?"
Jiangnan's expression froze!
He turned his head sharply!
At this moment, a group of bare-chested, gun-toting pirates had already thrown hooks and climbed aboard!
The first to climb up was a black guy! Bare-chested, wearing a bandana, with a skull tattooed on his chest!
Holding two AK-47s, gun barrels pointing skyward!
"Rat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat!"
Bullet casings flew everywhere!
He laughed maniacally, shouting!
"Ora ora ora ora ora~"
"Haha! RAISE YOUR HANDS UP!"
"We're pirates!"
Jiangnan's face darkened!
He hung the phone around his neck with one hand!
With a single teleport, he appeared directly in front of that black guy!
"Haha! Ora ora~"
"Slap!"
With one slap, he sent the black guy flying in confusion!
Half his teeth were gone!
Jiangnan exploded: "What the hell are you 'ora-ing' for? Can't you see I'm on a video call?"
Black Guy: ???
[From Jack Schlander's Resentment +1000!]
You're way too cocky!
I'm a pirate here to rob you!
What does my 'ora' have to do with you?!
He pressed the two AK-47s directly against Jiangnan's chest and pulled the trigger!
Bullets poured out, but every single one passed through Jiangnan's body!
What was the Space Wormhole for?
Jiangnan snatched both AK-47s!
Then raised his leg and snapped them in half!
Black Guy's eyes widened: ???
"Motherfucker?"
"Boom!"
A single kick unleashed tremendous force, sending Jack flying straight into the sea!
Jiangnan pulled out his Tang Dao sword and cursed, "Damn it! I just wanted to take a boat ride, why are there so many damn problems?!"
With that, he charged toward the chaotic deck, raising his blade!
Anyone bare-chested with tattoos got slashed!
There were grappling hooks hanging on the ship's railings, with strings of pirates still climbing up!
Teleporting, he used his knife to cut every single rope!
Back in the Jiangcheng Hotpot Restaurant, Room 555 was dead silent!
The beef in Yu Qingqing's mouth had stopped chewing!
Because the phone was hanging around Jiangnan's neck, screen facing outward!
It was completely first-person perspective!
Was that a black pirate?
Jiangnan just walked up and slapped him, then broke his guns?
Though the picture was incredibly shaky!
It was frighteningly real!
Xia Yao was dumbfounded: "You're telling me this is training? Who are you trying to fool? What the hell is with the pirates?"
Zhong Yingxue covered her face: "Xiaonan is probably not even in the country anymore."
Yu Qingqing's eyes were wide, full of little stars!
The slashing blade light! The splattering ketchup! The bullets that grazed past his scalp!
Even through the screen, it made one's blood boil!
This was something they could never experience in the city—the most real battlefield!
Wu Liang watched with a flushed face, wishing he could charge into battle alongside Jiangnan!
Qin Shou and Glasses Brother also had wide eyes, full of shock!
Their adrenaline was spiking!
Why was Nanshen so terrifyingly powerful?
His blade was sharpened bit by bit, earned with his life!
As classmates, they were living leisurely lives at school, while Jiangnan took up weapons and went to the battlefield to fight and protect the country!
This enormous gap was unsettling!
On the cruise ship right now, Jiangnan was hacking away happily!
Shanmao also went berserk!
As a strength-type, she was practically a human-shaped tyrannosaur! No flashy moves!
Her iron fists alone were enough to terrify anyone!
Pirates blocking her path were sent flying like broken sacks!
What surprised Jiangnan the most was Bai Qianxun!
She pulled a handful of coins from her pocket and pinched one between her fingers!
Electric arcs spiraled around her, thick as water buckets!
The coin turned red-hot from the electromagnetic field, then she flicked it with her thumb!
The next moment!
A coin flashing with blue electric arcs shot out at several times the speed of sound!
Wherever it passed, the iron deck was plowed into a deep trench!
The massive force directly blew away over twenty pirates on the deck!
The surging air pressure left Jiangnan unable to open his eyes!
Jiangnan: !!!
Holy crap!
A walking human electromagnetic cannon?
That's not scientific!
An unscientific super electromagnetic cannon!
A big cannon named Bai, huh?
Cannon Sister is way too fierce!
On the other side!
Among the accompanying tourists, some also made their move! The Roffey family also joined in suppressing the pirates!
The captain, seeing pirates, was overjoyed!
He shouted and summoned over a hundred people, each charging out with heavy machine guns!
The pirate leader immediately knelt!
Being a pirate these days was way too hard!
What kind of ship was this?!
The captain walked up and gave the pirate leader a thorough beating!
You dare to rob a cargo ship heading to the Sahara?
Do you know what I'm hauling?
Would I dare go to lawless territory without some skills?
The captain waved his hand, and an aluminum box was thrown before the pirate leader!
The box opened, revealing a full one million US dollars!
"Take it."
Pirate Leader: ???
What the hell?
I didn't rob you, but you're giving me a million?
Are you pitying me or what?
Jiangnan was also stunned. Why were they losing money?
The captain grinned, pulling an invoice from his pocket!
"Here, write me a 50-million receipt. Leave some evidence so I can explain it later."
Pirate Leader: ???
What the hell?
Since when did robbing require an invoice?
Was it this formal?
Three minutes later!
The pirate leader hugged the one million dollars, took his wounded and crippled brothers, and sped away on a speedboat, still completely dazed!
The captain waved warmly: "Come again!"
Then he turned to the first mate and said, "Black-market the 50 million worth of company cargo in the warehouse and sell it to Wanda."
Jiangnan covered his face!
Damn, they were this skilled?
No wonder the captain was overjoyed when pirates showed up!
"Xiaonan? Xiaonan..."
The phone hanging on his chest rang out!
Only then did Jiangnan remember the video was still on!
Damn!
He quickly raised the phone!
Zhong Yingxue pouted: "Xiaonan, you..."
Jiangnan: "Ah! Signal! Bad signal..."
The image of Jiangnan suddenly froze, completely still!
Xia Yao: "Hmm... Is it lagging? Why isn't Xiaonan moving?"
Yu Qingqing: "It's not lagging, right? I can still see seagulls flying behind Nanshen..."
[From Zhong Yingxue's Resentment +1000!]
[From Xia Yao...]
Jiangnan: !!!
He quickly hung up the video!
Damn seagulls! Why did they have to be flying around?!
No more video calls! He shouldn't let them see this stuff; they'd worry themselves to death!
Who would have thought they'd run into pirates?
Looking at Bai Qianxun and Shanmao walking over, Jiangnan gave a thumbs up!
"Cannon Sister, impressive!"
Bai Qianxun grinned, full of pride!
Hmph! Did you think I was just for show?
But once off the ship, Bai Qianxun was completely deflated!
Right now, Jiangnan and the group were looking for a small plane to fly to Budaya City!
Bai Qianxun walked up to a local old man and started gesturing wildly!
"Me! Give! You! Money!"
"Go! Plan! Whoosh~ Budaya!"
"Very good? Are you OK?"
She pulled out a stack of cash!
Listening to Bai Qianxun's broken English, Jiangnan's face darkened!
You little clever devil!
What the hell was "whoosh~ Budaya"?
If you could spell "whoosh" for me right now, I'd livestream drinking Strength Potion 2.0 on the spot!
The old man glanced at Bai Qianxun with a face full of disgust:
"¡Hijo de puta! Heh~ ptoo!"
(Spanish: Son of a bitch! Heh~ ptoo!)
Bai Qianxun: ???
She didn't understand what the old man said at first!
But the last part she understood clearly...
After all, the spittle on the ground was internationally recognized!
Embarrassed, her face turned red as she looked helplessly at Jiangnan!