Chapter 2445: As Long As I'm Twisted Enough, the World Can't Hurt Me!
Just now, Qing Ke had pulled Jiangnan along and been touched by the Child of Destiny's fortune, using every trick in the book, yet still failed to take down any of Jiangnan's teammates!
Not even one!
The Six Realm Immortal Kingdom was too tough, and Yakeli was an absolute beast!
To suffer a loss at Qing Ke's hands and think she wasn't strong, just that—nothing more—was undoubtedly the biggest misconception!
She was merely affected by luck!
Now, the dignified Child of Destiny, who had never been hurt since childhood, had been beaten into a pig's head, stuffed into a sack, and even had her crap beaten out of her!
(#꒦ິ)ཀ(꒦ີ#) Waa～
The Triumph Group Army had lost their strongest trump card. What could they still use as a weapon to fight Jiangnan?
Just then, Jiangnan grabbed the struggling sack and hugged it tightly, even distinguishing the front from the back based on the body shape!
He took a big step forward and laid Sack Ke horizontally across his thigh!
In that moment, Jiangnan's murderous intent was fully exposed, one big hand raised high!
٩(˵⌓↼⌓˵)
Instantly, every expression on the Triumph Group Army's faces froze!
(๑ʘ̅口ʘ̅๑)!!!
Was he planning to...
Jiangnan glared:
٩(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "I said I'd beat her into eight pieces, and that's exactly what I'll do! Jiangnan means what he says! This is the fate of those who oppose me, Jiang Tianzai!"
With that, his big hand slammed down wildly on Sack Ke!
Qing Tian urgently shouted: (งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง "Stop! Stop right now, will you?!"
Inside the sack, Qing Ke also panicked, no longer caring about the stench, struggling frantically!
(#≥)ཀ(≤#) "Don't hit me! Please, don't hit me! I was wrong! Wrong, okay?!"
Things inside were already a complete mess—if he kept hitting, what would it become?!
And being beaten on the butt in public? Her life would be branded with a mark of shame!
But Jiangnan didn't care at all. He had to avenge the humiliation of the wind blowing cool on his butt!
ᕙ(๑`口´)و "Ansai Waist Drum Speed Spanking—Ora ora ora ora!"
At that moment, Jiangnan's hand turned into a blur, striking tens of thousands of times per second! The crisp smacks were like a three-thousand-firecracker woodpecker going off in one second!
Qing Ke: !!!
_(థ口థ#」∠)_ "Ahhh! Jiangnan! Just wait! Wait for me, you—"
[From Qing Ke: Resentment +1010!]
[From Qing Ke...]
Qing Tian was frantic: "Jiangnan! Stop! Let's talk this out! If you'll return our Holy Maiden to us, our Star Farming Clan will agree to any condition! We'll even withdraw from the competition!"
Qing Ke's existence was far too important to the Star Farming Clan. The reason they dared to put her in the competition was that she was the Child of Destiny, so there was no worry about her safety!
Even if she couldn't beat Jiangnan, she could easily escape!
But facing Jiangnan, even Qing Ke's good luck was useless?!
She'd actually been caught!
This was a huge loss!
Yet Jiangnan kept hitting, sneering coldly: "Once she's in my hands, she's mine. Whether to kill or not—I call the shots!"
"Since you chose to come after me, you should have been prepared for the worst. It's just winners and losers!"
"Sorry to break it to you, but your Grand Hunt trip ends here!"
At that moment, every heart in the Triumph Group Army sank to the bottom, frozen with despair!
They really couldn't have been more unlucky. But even if they had chosen to face the Bose body directly, the result would have been the same—because they were the Star Domain Overlord, and with all the underhanded tricks, the losses would only have been greater!
In other words, from the moment He Ye brought Dong Xu to their door, the fate of the Triumph Group Army was sealed?
As for cooperating with humans? That was even more impossible—humans didn't need an alliance with the Group Army; they'd just be a burden, slowing down human efficiency in earning high points!
Jiangnan secretly transmitted: "I still have 21 minutes of luck time. After that, I'll have terrible luck. In this time, take down the Triumph Group Army!"
"Minimize external influence. Time is tight. Move, move, move!"
Everyone's hearts tightened. Little Nan had eaten a Little Cherry and also chewed Word Spirit gum—no one knew what would happen!
Better to take down the Triumph Group Army quickly!
So after each drinking a bottle of Green Stick, the harvest began!
Jiangnan, on the other hand, was getting into the rhythm. He never knew he had a talent for percussion?!
Wait... Qing Ke had been beaten by him and had even gotten her period, right?
So this wave of Ansai Waist Drum—hadn't he gotten his hands dirty?
At that thought, Jiangnan shuddered hard. But it's fine—at least the sack was in between!
Even if Qing Ke had evolved into Jin Kela by now, she couldn't dirty him!
Inside the sack, Qing Ke went through cycles of fury, anger, despair, begging, fury, struggle, begging, and more, until she was completely numb from the beating!
_(꒦ິཀ꒦ີ#」∠)_ "Waa... stop hitting me... it's really already in eight pieces... even garlic doesn't have as many segments as I do. You can hit me, but please don't hurt my people!"
"It was me who brought them here, all my idea—they have nothing to do with it!"
Qing Ke kept mumbling as she was beaten, but the Dull Sack muffled all sound!
Qing Tian and the others could only tell she was still alive by the sack's constant wriggling!
Wang Youzhi snickered maliciously: (〃ಡꇴಡ) "You really dare to go that far? She's the Child of Destiny! Your good luck is temporary—what happens when it runs out? Her luck is still there!"
"Aren't you afraid that after you mess with her, once your luck is gone, she'll find a way to screw you over?"
When the Child of Destiny was in her prime, she was still quite troublesome!
Jiangnan's face twisted into a sinister grin:
(˵⌓⥎⌓˵) "Who's scared? As long as I hold the Child of Destiny's life in my hands, if I die, she dies! Only if I live does she live!"
"Her luck will naturally protect me to keep her alive! As long as I'm twisted enough, the world can't hurt me!"
Wang Youzhi: =͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇)...
That actually sounded reasonable? For a moment, I couldn't argue!
With a roar, Jiangnan charged straight at the Triumph Group Army, Void Chains extending from his hand and tied to the sack's opening!
Facing the torrent of skills crashing down like a flood, Jiangnan swung the chain and sack into a blur!
(˵¯͒口¯͒)っ〰〰〰〰=͟͟͞͞袋
"Take this! Child of Destiny Meteor Hammer!"
Qing Tian: !!!
(งஇ口இ)ง "No! Don't! Our Holy Maiden! You can't—"
But just as the Sack Meteor Hammer smashed over, under the protection of luck, the torrent of skills suddenly went haywire, interfering with each other!
One trigger set off a chain reaction—they exploded into brilliant firelight in the starry sky before even reaching him!
Not a single one landed!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up—a luck weapon was ridiculously overpowered!
He was still in his lucky time. He couldn't waste it!
☚(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)☛ "With this level of skill, you dare to come at me? You bunch of little trash!"
As soon as he said that, every man in the Triumph Group Army let out a scream like a squeaky chicken, collectively bowing at the waist, trembling, their faces turning white!
(ଵ◊ଵ‧̣̥̇(ଵ◊ଵ‧̣̥̇(ଵ◊ଵ‧̣̥̇(ଵ◊ଵ‧̣̥̇) Yohoho—
Jiang the Devil really was a devil, wasn't he?
Using Word Spirit to curse them with such merciless curses?!
So spicy!
Jiangnan laughed heartily:
(͡⚆͜ʖ͡⚆)✧ "A bunch of nut-grabbers like you—who gave you the guts to oppose me? Looking for death, huh?"
The Word Spirit took effect again. The Triumph Group Army instantly fell into chaos, actually starting to grab each other's nuts!
They clutched each other's vulnerable spots, faces twisted!
(ଵ◊ଵ|||) "Yohohoho—why are you grabbing mine?! Let go! Let go, damn it!"
(|||థ益థ)ᓄ "I-I can't control myself! Aren't you grabbing mine too?!"
"Let go! You let go! Still grabbing!"
"You let go first—we'll both go down together!"
Pandemonium broke out. Those without a partner could only grab their own!
Under the double assault of "trash" and "nut-grabbing," the Triumph Group Army had no fighting spirit left!
And then there were the ones "looking for death":
(ง͡’益͡’)ง "Ahhh—where to die? Where exactly to die?!"
Group army members with red eyes uncontrollably charged at Yakeli!
Yakeli: ???
Looking for death by coming at me? I'll reluctantly send you to your deaths!
At this moment, Jiangnan wielded the Child of Destiny Meteor Hammer, spewing filth with every word, a Two-Dimensional Plane overhead channeling Heavenly Punishment, expanding madly through the Triumph Group Army!
And the remaining large number of Triumph Group Army members, crushed by Jiangnan's pressure and all kinds of vicious Word Spirits, completely collapsed, turning on each other, finally harvesting a wave of points for their races!
Jiangnan's personal total score began to skyrocket again!
Just then, Jiangnan's gaze fell on Qing Tian, cold and murderous!
Qing Tian: !!!
"Retreat! All of you, withdraw from the competition! Smash your Life Tokens and get out!"
"Huh? Withdraw now? Even though the Holy Maiden is captured and we can't beat Jiangnan, we're ready to sacrifice! Let us earn one more wave of points for our race!"
"Yeah! We can still kill a wave of teammates! Even if we die here, I'm willing!"
Qing Tian gritted his teeth: "Staying is useless. We can't rescue the Holy Maiden either. In this chaotic fight, how long can we survive? Jiangnan will target us. And how many points can you kill?"
"We've fallen behind in the Grand Hunt, but we can catch up during the Sequence Offensive and Defensive Battle! But if we can't get the Holy Maiden back, everything is lost!"
"Since Jiangnan's path is blocked, we'll negotiate with humanity! Go!"
The Star Farming Clan was decisive—they left without a second thought!
Jiangnan narrowed his eyes, watching Qing Tian and the others teleport away. He didn't insist on leaving them there on the spot. Spilling the blood of the Star Farming Clan would make negotiations harder!
To get the Child of Destiny back, they'd have to bleed heavily. The initiative was in his hands!
Outside the Giant Wave City, on the Sequence Throne, Saint York, Chong Qian, Jin Chenmu, and the others wore grim expressions!
Damn it! Even the Child of Destiny had fallen into Jiangnan's hands?!
The Child of Destiny at her peak couldn't even outlast Jiangnan?!
Who else could handle him?
At this rate, the Triumph Group Army would be devoured by Jiangnan soon, and then Jiangnan would have the chance to support other human squads!
Damn it—they had to hurry up!
If they couldn't cut down three squads, cutting down two was still possible!
Faster! Faster!
On the Star Farming Clan's side, their expressions were absolutely terrible. It was over—the Holy Maiden had fallen into Jiangnan's hands. Could things possibly go well?
No matter what, they couldn't let Qing Ke die at Jiangnan's hands—that would be the end!
After Qing Tian and the others returned, they regrouped with the Star Farming Clan's support group and rushed straight toward humanity's Mechanical Empire warship!
They'd lost on the field—now they could only try to negotiate off the field!