Chapter 2377: Pink Whirlwind?
Soon, everyone was attracted by the aroma of the loving breakfast made by Chef Jiang, and one by one, they followed the scent over!
They all lined up in front of the table, waiting for the meal to start!
Seeing everyone sitting at the table chatting happily, nobody was paying attention to him over here!
Jiangnan stealthily pulled out a pack of Strongman Pill, opened the packaging, and with extremely hidden movements, sprinkled it into the pot of noodles!
All the dishes had been dosed with Strongman Pill! So no matter what they ate, they'd be affected!
Large quantity, full dosage—there's no way it won't work!
Hehehe～
Just as he was happily adding the drug, Jiangnan felt a gaze focused on him!
Jiangnan's movements froze, and he mechanically turned his head!
=͟͟͞͞(⚆ㅂ⚆‧̣̥̇)…
He saw Xing Cheng squatting in the corner of the kitchen, staring blankly at Jiangnan cooking, drooling profusely…
(งᵒ̴̶̷﹃ᵒ̴̶̷)ง
Whoa! When did Cheng Bao'er squat down here?
Xing Cheng tilted her head, looking confused:
(๑•̌﹃•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Jiangnan Gege, when will the food be ready? What was that thing you just put into the pot?"
Jiangnan shuddered, instinctively using Warp Speed, stuffing the Strongman Pill packaging into his pocket, forcing a dry smile onto his face!
(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "Aha～Ahaha～Almost done. That's my secret seasoning. Have you heard of MSG? Adding it makes this pot of noodles even more delicious. You have to keep it a secret for your brother!"
"Go wait at the table for the meal, okay? Be good, alright? In a bit, I'll give you a big bowl—a big bowl of wide noodles!"
Xing Cheng nodded excitedly, quickly ran to the dining table to wait, holding two chopsticks, swinging her little legs back and forth!
Jiangnan breathed a sigh of relief. Good thing Xing Cheng was dumb and easy to fool!
Soon, a steaming pot of Nan Shen's hand-pulled noodles was ready. Jiangnan smiled brightly!
He directly brought the pot to the dining table!
"Here it comes, here it comes! Noodles with sauce are here! Eat as much as you want, okay? There's more in the pot!"
The aroma alone made even Qian Benying swallow her saliva～
Chong Feiyu's eyes were full of little excitement. A specialty human delicacy? Absolutely can't miss it!
Xia Yao clenched her fist, her eyes full of determination. She too had to learn to cook and become a bit more virtuous. She couldn't just keep waiting to be fed!
Zhong Yingxue smiled: (∗❛ั◡❛ั) "Let's eat. Little Nan's cooking is great. Just smelling it makes my fingers itch to dig in!"
"Speaking of which, where's Wu Liang? Why hasn't he come out of his room?"
Wang Youzhi looked mysterious, while Xiong Er was even more serious:
(˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "If you're not enthusiastic about eating, there's something wrong with your thinking!"
Jiangnan's gaze swept around. He couldn't leave Wu Liang out. If he didn't get hit and was the only one normal, wouldn't he have a reason to mock everyone later?
If we die, we all die together!
Wait! Could this guy still be playing coin toss with Black God?
"I'll go find him!"
With that, he used a Spatial Mark to teleport to the Star Source Planet!
Wu Liang's face was ferocious:
(。▼皿▼。) "That doesn't count! You're the Lord of the Dimension; you must have cheated, right? Again! Best of 501 out of a thousand!"
Black God tilted his head: ● "Why would I need to cheat against you? Beneath me! Bring it on!"
Jiangnan, who had just teleported over, was stunned on the spot. Just how many rounds had you lost, dammit!
Seeing that basket of dozens of Destiny Coins had all been used, the two kept tossing them, playing from midnight all the way till now, for crying out loud!
Destiny's Judgment had never come down!
Jiangnan covered his face: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "You two are really something. You can play coin toss all night? Forgetting to eat and sleep? Go back for breakfast. Everyone's waiting for you!"
Wu Liang's eyes were full of unwillingness:
(。°᷄益°᷅。) "Wait! Finish my meal, then I'll fight you again!"
So he was directly dragged back to Fenglin Villa by Jiangnan!
When they returned, everyone was already eating. Xing Cheng was inhaling like a storm!
Seeing it was sauce noodles, Wu Liang didn't stand on ceremony either. He scooped a bowl and started chowing down!
Jiangnan, on the other hand, slowly filled a bowl of noodles, added a scoop of sauce, then mixed it, adding vinegar, soy sauce, sesame oil, and chili powder—one by one!
His movements were incredibly slow!
Xia Yao wasn't shy either, eating several loving fried eggs!
Everyone was praising Jiangnan's cooking while eating!
Jiangnan looked a bit restless, his little eyes wandering over everyone!
(๑◔◠◔ิ๑)
Why no reaction yet? Was my dosage too little? Can't be; I calculated it per person—I added several packs!
Or did adding it to the food dilute the effect? Slow to take effect?
No, no, the side effect should appear an hour after the drug wears off, right?
Hmm, I'll just observe for now!
Wang Youzhi looked slyly at Jiangnan:
(˵ಡꇴಡ) "Little brother? Why aren't you eating? Don't seem to have much appetite?"
Jiangnan:!!!
Geez! Did this guy notice?
(٥￣ㅂ￣) "Ahaha～I'm just mixing the noodles! I'll eat in a bit. Besides, people who cook usually lose their appetite when it's time to eat, right, Xuexue?"
Zhong Yingxue nodded quite approvingly:
(*⁰̷̴◠⁰̷̴) "I do get that feeling!"
However, Xing Cheng hadn't had enough. She looked at Jiangnan's bowl and licked her lips:
(｡･ˇ〰ˇ･｡) "Jiangnan Gege? If you're not eating, can you give it to me?"
Qian Benying nodded, her cheeks puffing:
(◦`〰´◦) "Exactly! Can't waste food!"
Xing Cheng nodded like a chick pecking rice:
(｡･ˇ◠ˇ･) "And Jiangnan Ge secretly added a seasoning wrapped in white paper to the noodles, saying it's MSG!"
"It makes the noodles even more delicious. You can't get this kind of gourmet food anytime!"
"Don't worry! Cheng Bao'er will take care of licking all the pots and pans clean!"
As soon as she said this, the entire dining room fell into absolute silence, as if time had stopped!
Everyone's gaze was fixed on Jiangnan…
=͟͟͞͞(꒪_꒪‧̣̥̇)(°ー°‧̣̥̇)(ﾟ_ﾟ‧̣̥̇)
Even Qian Benying's chewing motion stopped, her face pale!
Wrapped in white paper! MSG? Whose MSG is wrapped in white paper?
And he added it secretly?
From the start of the meal until now, Jiangnan hadn't taken a single bite. Combine that with Jiangnan oversleeping but not sleeping in, getting up early to make everyone breakfast?
The result was already obvious, wasn't it?
Jiangnan was instantly petrified on the spot! Sweat poured down his forehead!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Cheng Bao'er! Keep it secret! Secret, for crying out loud! Why did you spill everything?
In Cheng Bao'er's mind, if you tell everyone the secret, then everyone will help you keep it secret!
That way, the secret will be even more tightly guarded!
[Zhong Yingxue's resentment value +777!]
[Xia Yao's…]
[Qian Benying's…]
[Jiang Ning's…]
Based on Jiangnan's past criminal record, the food definitely had something added, right?
Little Nan playing pranks again? What did he put in this time?
At this moment, everyone in the dining room had red eyes!
Chong Feiyu tilted her head, slurping noodles:
(๑◔ཀ◔ิ) "Slurp～What's wrong? Is there a problem?"
Wang Youzhi looked at Chong Feiyu with pity. You dared to eat something Jiangnan made? Clearly a rookie, too naive and too innocent!
Jiangnan looked guilty:
(⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴‧̣̥̇) "Ahaha～Ahaha～Why isn't everyone eating? These noodles are exceptionally precious. Wouldn't it be a shame to waste them?"
But everyone had already downed several bowls. What went into their stomachs couldn't come back out!
Too late! Everything's too late!
If we die, you're not surviving either!
Zhong Yingxue wore a nuclear-friendly smile:
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "Little Nan～You eat too! Eat a little. Not eating breakfast is bad for your health! After all, you worked so hard to make it, right?"
Xia Yao smiled sweetly: ฅ(⌒◡⌒ꐦ) "Do you want a beast-eared girl to personally feed you? Come～Open wide! Ah～"
As she spoke, her wolf ears and tail all popped out, and two sharp wolf claws extended, acting as chopsticks reaching toward Jiangnan!
Jiangnan was drenched in sweat, trembling:
(☍﹏⁰。) "I'll eat! I'll eat right now!"
With that, under everyone's knife-like gaze, he solemnly picked up the sauce noodles on the table!
As if he had made up his mind, he picked up a chopstickful and stuffed it into his mouth with his eyes closed, inhaling like a storm!
To be fair, his cooking skills were good. The noodles were indeed fragrant!
But as soon as Jiangnan looked up, his eyes widened dramatically, filled with terror!
(‧̣̥̇⊙ཀ⊙‧̣̥̇)…
Across the table, Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and even Qian Benying had all grown thick beards on their faces, and their eyebrows had become bushy too!
Thick eyebrows and big eyes, full of masculine spirit, like Li Kui reincarnated or Lord Guan Yu descended to earth!
Their delicate, beautiful faces, combined with thick eyebrows, big eyes, and fuzzy beards—a perfect blend of beauty and ruggedness!
An intense sense of dissonance filled Jiangnan's mind. Even more terrifyingly, the beard growing on Qian Benying's face was actually pink!
The scene before him was just too shocking!
(‧̣̥̇≥3≤) Pfft～
A huge mouthful of noodles shot out of Jiangnan's mouth, spraying out in all directions!
He choked on the noodles, with some even shooting out of his nostrils!
He rolled off his chair onto the ground, clutching his stomach and rolling around like crazy!
(´థꇴథ)σ "Pffthahaha! P-Pink Whirlwind! Peerless tough guy! Beard Sakura? Hahaha, cough, cough, cough～"
Jiangnan completely broke down laughing!
God*** a beard!
However, Zhong Yingxue, Xia Yao, and Jiang Ning's expressions across the table all froze!
The noodles Jiangnan sprayed landed perfectly, not a drop wasted, all evenly hanging on their hair, faces, and beards…
[Qian Benying's resentment value +1009!]
[Zhong Yingxue's…]
Wang Youzhi: (´థжథ)σ Pfft～
What the hell! What kind of hell was this!
Chong Feiyu looked at Zhong Yingxue and Qian Benying, also frozen on the spot!
Her brain completely crashed!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇)…
Olivia screamed:
!!!∑(°口°ノ)ノ "Y-You, your faces!"
Qian Benying said confusedly: (๑•̌෴•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What's wrong with my face? Got dirty from the noodles?"
Olivia swallowed hard, quickly created a mirror out of thin air!
The next moment, Zhong Yingxue and the others were all petrified, staring blankly at their reflections in the mirror!
(º෴º٥)=͟͟͞͞(꒪෴꒪‧̣̥̇)(유෴유|||)
Th-This is me?
Qian Benying: Σ(ଵ෴ଵ|||) Huh?