Chapter 2357: Did You Come in a Group to Farm Achievements?
And as Jiangnan and his group appeared, news that the Jiang Devil had come to Wanxiang Star spread like wildfire—one person told ten, ten told a hundred, spreading like crazy!
It caused massive panic, and there were even rumors that Jiangnan had led people to rob a snack street!
A three-headed hellhound kept telling everyone that he had run into the Jiang Devil. "He didn't even spare a dog—I took hundreds of slaps to the face!"
He had somehow survived Jiangnan's brutal rampage, digging for his life in the dirt.
Countless people praised the three-headed hellhound as a badass dog, able to withstand Jiangnan's attack and live!
The hellhound's tail wagged like crazy, his mouth grinning all the way to his ears.
Maybe... that's how rumors spread?
In an instant, the three star liners on Wanxiang Star became extremely popular. Countless people tried to leave Wanxiang Star and get far away from Jiangnan!
...
Hunter City! The square in front of the Xiride Guild entrance was still bustling with activity.
Countless bounty hunters gathered there, carefully studying the Starry Sky Wanted List to find suitable targets. The crowd buzzed with discussion.
(ﾉ)◔3◔ิ) "Hey, hey, hey—my friend just said he saw the Jiang Devil at the Eighth Star Harbor. He robbed a whole snack street and even beat a dog!"
(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡) "Fake, right? How could the Jiang Devil possibly come to Wanxiang Star? Wouldn't the Sacred Law Council stop him? They'd let Jiangnan just walk around freely?"
(งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "Real! It's real! My friend has already fled carrying his starship! Don't forget—the Jiang Devil has a license to fight issued by the Sacred Law Council!"
━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) "Sigh... no, no, no need to worry—this is Hunter City, right in front of the Xiride Guild! Even if the Jiang Devil is a devil, he wouldn't walk right into the trap and come here... eep!"
That big-bearded bounty hunter's eyes almost popped out of his head in shock. He leaped back thousands of meters in an instant, trembling like a sieve.
A Sea Race bounty hunter scratched his head:
୧(⁼̴～⁼̴) "What—"
Before he could finish, he suddenly felt his feet leave the ground. Jiangnan had grabbed him by the scruff of the neck and lifted him up!
Sea Race Hunter: !!!
Holy crap! Jiangnan? He actually came?
Jiangnan looked furious:
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Dammit! Who said I robbed a snack street? When did I ever beat a dog?"
I paid good money, you know!
The Sea Race hunter's cold sweat poured down like a waterfall.
(‧̣̥̇꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) "I-I-I... my friend heard it from a three-headed hellhound. Spare me! Please spare me! I'll give you all my Star Source Points! I have a three-hundred-year-old mother at home and eight thousand fish eggs below! I only ask that you spare my life!"
"Money! Here, take the money!"
As he spoke, he stripped off his Star Source Bracelet and all kinds of equipment, shoving them into Jiangnan's hands.
Jiangnan: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿٥)...
The bounty hunters in the square turned pale and murmured among themselves. Quite a few even pulled out their smart brains to take photos.
Jiangnan was covered in black lines—in no time, rumors that the Jiang Devil had robbed a bounty hunter in broad daylight at the Xiride Guild entrance would spread everywhere, right?
I just wanted to go shopping, dammit!
(︶益︶〃)ﾉ "Go, go, go! Who wants your mosquito legs? Scram!"
Jiangnan tossed the Sea Race hunter aside without taking anything. Looking disgusted, he led the Bully Gang toward the guild entrance.
That set off an explosion of chatter among the bounty hunters in the square.
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Sigh—the Jiang Devil actually looked down on that Sea Race brother's money? He told him to go home? Is he trying to make him go back and gather even more money?"
"Holy crap! The number one interstellar wanted criminal! The biggest fat sheep on the wanted list! And he dares to come to Hunter City? Isn't that too arrogant? Isn't that like a sheep walking into a wolf den?"
"Pfft—more like a wolf walking into a sheep den, okay? Is there anyone here who can withstand a single slap from the Jiang Devil? Sigh—is he bringing people to smash up the Xiride Guild?"
"He's wanted, so he's angry and came to cause trouble? Damn—this is going to be a show!"
"A show your ass! Run! Don't you remember the Jiangnan Poison Law?"
And so, under the terrified gazes of countless bounty hunters, Jiangnan led the Bully Gang into the Xiride Guild.
Although the bounty was +∞, not a single bounty hunter dared to lay a hand on Jiangnan.
Only if they were tired of living—this money wasn't for them to earn.
As soon as he entered, he saw Lun Qin of the Hidden Spirit Clan busy in the hall.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ "Jiang Mo... Boss Nan?"
Lun Qin's voice went up an octave. His aura exploded, and a spiritual energy heavy armor formed around him. He activated his strongest defense, entering a combat stance!
In the hall, all the bounty hunters retreated to the corners of the round hall, standing at attention with pale faces.
None of them dared to run out.
What if they caught Jiangnan's attention and got smacked to death?
Jiangnan grinned and raised a hand in greeting:
(ﾟꇴﾟ)ﾂ "Oh? Isn't this Lun Qin? Long time no see—still alive, huh?"
Lun Qin looked like he was facing a great enemy:
(๑ʘ̅﹏ʘ̅๑) "Yo-you... don't get angry. You came here today because of the wanted list, right?"
"It was my Xiride Guild's fault! Vice President! Come quick! Jiangnan is here to smash the place... pfft, no—he's here to inspect our guild's work!"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)
Then came a sound of hurried footsteps. You Lulu of the Loom Tribe, whose entire body looked like pudding, rushed into the hall anxiously!
The moment she saw Jiangnan, her fur stood on end, and she felt a dull ache in her chest.
How did this disaster, Jiangnan, come?
Damn! She had already notified the Guild Leader and the Sacred Law Council—she had to stall for time!
(｡ớ﹏ờ｡) "Bo-boss Nan? Ahaha—what wind blows you here? Come, come, come, this way!"
"You must be dissatisfied with the wanted information on the Starry Sky Wanted List, right? It's my Xiride Guild's fault!"
"Please don't be angry! I'll have someone remove your wanted status right now! Hurry! Someone—"
Before she could finish, Jiangnan glared and slammed the table in anger:
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What? What did you say?"
You Lulu almost melted from fear. She should have just removed it earlier—now trouble had come knocking. They never should have put Jiangnan on the wanted list!
Jiangnan fumed: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "What do you mean 'remove it'? Do you know how hard I worked to get to number one? I dismantled Thousand Stars City, crossed Minghe Death Prison, and wrecked Beimian Star Capital!"
"I finally climbed to first place on the wanted list, and you want to remove it? That would mean all my effort was for nothing! Don't you dare remove it! Keep it up!"
You Lulu: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) Huh???
What kind of unreasonable request is this? I've never heard of such a thing!
You don't want your wanted status canceled?
At this point, the Bully Gang was staring at the wanted list with worshipful eyes.
(ʃƪᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́)✧
Ahhh—Boss Nan is incredible!
For criminals, having such an achievement was an unparalleled honor, okay?
This pudding person just didn't understand—the romance of being a thug!
You Lulu stammered: "Th-then what did you come for this time..."
Jiangnan propped his chin on his hand and looked at his photo on the wanted list, unable to help complaining:
(͡°ก͡°) "What photo did you use? Your capture technique is terrible, okay? And the hairstyle doesn't look good. Change it to a more handsome one. If you don't have one, I do. Here, see which one looks better."
As he spoke, he opened his photo album and started flipping through his selfies!
You Lulu: =͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇)?
Lun Qin nearly spewed blood. The number one interstellar fugitive on the wanted list!
Because he was dissatisfied with his photo, he brought people to the bounty hunter headquarters to change it, for crying out loud!
This wasn't just arrogance—this was pure lawlessness! Was there no justice left?
But You Lulu could only agree. In the end, she picked a handsome selfie from Jiangnan's smart brain—one where he was making a peace sign and grinning brightly—and uploaded it.
Jiangnan finally nodded in satisfaction. Now this matched his temperament!
You Lulu trembled: (｡ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ωᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Th-then that's settled, right? If there's nothing else, maybe you'd like to go stroll somewhere else? We here..."
Jiangnan scratched his head and smiled shyly:
୧(◦⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Actually, I came this time because I really do have a small favor to ask you!"
∠(｀◠´*) "Anything you say!"
As long as Boss Nan doesn't go berserk, anything is fine!
Jiangnan said: "Last time I came in a hurry, and because I was in hiding, I couldn't register as a bounty hunter. Could you register me this time? I want to become a bounty hunter!"
You Lulu: (◦≥3≤) Pfft—
The heck you want to be a bounty hunter for! Your current identity is even worse than before!
The biggest interstellar fugitive, registering to be a bounty hunter?
You can't slap the guild in the face any harder than this!
(•́﹏•̀٥) "Th-this might be a bit difficult..."
Jiangnan frowned: (◦`~´◦) "What's difficult? If there's a difficulty, overcome it. There's no rule that says a wanted criminal can't be a bounty hunter, right?"
You Lulu was numb. Who does this kind of thing?
But Lun Qin was frantic. Just satisfy him, okay? Do you want him to go berserk?
You Lulu forced a smile:
(⌒ㅂ⌒◦) "Be! Of course you can! I'll register you right now!"
As she spoke, she entered the information at lightning speed, then handed the info card and bounty hunter badge directly to Jiangnan.
Jiangnan picked up the badge and pouted:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･｡) "Why is it only an entry-level badge?"
You Lulu broke out in cold sweat: "We have rules—you have to complete missions and accumulate enough bounty to level up! There are five levels: Entry, Excellence, Master, Epic, and Legend!"
"You just registered, so naturally you're an entry-level bounty hunter..."
Jiangnan's eyes rolled: (๑◔～◔ิ๑) "Then what if I catch myself, hand me over to you, and then escape? Wouldn't that complete a +∞ bounty mission?"
"That should be enough to upgrade me to Legendary Bounty Hunter, right? Come on, let's do a drill!"
He placed both hands on the counter, signaling You Lulu to cuff him.
You Lulu almost spat out her pudding.
Are you messing with me? I catch myself?
So we get nothing, and we still have to give you the bounty?
"Ju-just don't bother. I think your strength is already enough to upgrade to Legendary Bounty Hunter. Upgrade! I'll upgrade you right now!"
She immediately entered the data and swapped Jiangnan's badge for a shiny golden Legendary Bounty Hunter badge.
Jiangnan grinned. "Now that's what I'm talking about!"
He hung the badge on his chest with pride.
But then he suddenly thought of something: "Then can my friends catch me too, hand me over to you to complete the mission, and then I escape, so they can get upgraded too?"
[From You Lulu: Resentment +666!]
Are you guys coming in a group to farm achievements? Are you distributing legendary badges wholesale?
Badges don't cost money, do they?
(⌒ㅂ⌒٥) "Ahaha—why bother with all that trouble? I'll just give them to you directly! It's just Legendary Bounty Hunter badges!"
She pulled out badges one after another, upgrading the team members and the Bully Gang.
Zhong Yingxue, Wu Liang, Shan Mao, and the others were all stunned. They covered their faces in embarrassment.
They didn't come in vain, huh? They got a legitimate Legendary Bounty Hunter title!
Who else could do something so shameless with a straight face? Only Xiao Nan, right?
You Lulu was busy stamping badges when suddenly a furious shout came from outside.
"Jiang! Nan!"
Jiangnan frowned and looked outside. You Lulu was thrilled—a savior! A savior had come!
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