Chapter 2254: He Really Knows How to Do It
Jiangnan covered his face: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Anyway, it's all evolution—can't you at least evolve to look better?"
Among all the bugs he'd seen along the way, Chong Bishi's original form was the most terrifying, wasn't it?
They wouldn't even give her a human face?
Chong Feiyu was speechless: "Don't judge the beauty of a Zerg based on your low-level aesthetics, okay?"
"In the eyes of other Zerg, Chong Bichi is absolutely stunning, ravishingly beautiful, capable of toppling cities and outshining the moon, alright?"
"Hmph~ A perfect green tea bitch, that's what she is! Pfft!"
Jiangnan's face darkened. Don't spit in someone's heart, for crying out loud!
The heart is already dirty!
It goes without saying that Chong Bishi's mature-looking face with green wavy hair was just a beautified version she created based on her original form for traveling the Starry Sky!
But isn't this overdoing the beautification?
Even a beauty filter maxed out to a hundred wouldn't be as exaggerated as Chong Bishi, right?
Just then, Chong Bishi climbed down from the pillar and came straight to Xuansè's side!
Eight little hands held Xuansè's two hands, she smiled gently, and her mouthparts opened wide!
ᥬ(๑ୖ҉ൠୖ҉)ﾂ "Why aren't you talking? You've finally met me as you wished—aren't you happy?"
At this moment, Xuansè's compound eyes reflected nothing but Chong Bishi's figure!
Xuansè's psychological defenses had completely collapsed!
(இ益இ-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)
He roared inwardly: "Ahhh! No! I really can't handle this! Black! I've already brought you to see Chong Bishi's original form!"
"Whatever you're going to do, give me back my split soul right now, this instant! I'm not playing with you anymore!"
"Otherwise, I'll tell Chong Bishi everything about us right now! I'd rather give up the split soul than spend the night with this damn thing!"
"If I can't be well, don't you even think about living either! I've had enough, dammit!"
Having endured countless trials, the moment Xuansè saw Chong Bishi's true form, his spirit completely crumbled, and he gave up on the spot!
Jiangnan panicked:
(งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "Hold on a little longer, will you? What do you mean you can't handle it? Isn't Chong Bishi beautiful? That head of big wavy hair—just, blegh—bleghwa!"
[From Xuansè's Resentment Value +1009!]
You also find it nauseating, huh? Can't find words to praise anymore, can you?
You praised yourself into vomiting, and you want me to take over?
(๑१益१) "I don't care anymore! If you don't give it back, we'll die together!"
Jiangnan gritted his teeth. Now that things had come this far, how could he give up halfway?
He still hadn't gotten the Celestial Chrysalis Shell yet!
(￢益￢ꐦ) "Damn it! If you can't handle it, I'll do it myself! Move aside, go AFK and watch the show!"
As he spoke, he directly pulled out a Twin Lollipop and threw it into Xuansè's digestive tract, then turned around and roared:
✧*｡٩(Ò口Ó*)و✧*｡ "Ba Biao! It's time to show your personal charm! Win her over!"
Bodeng's eyes burst with dazzling divine light:
*⁂(♡✪⥎✪)⁂* "Boss! Just watch me! I've been holding it in all the way, waiting for this moment!"
So he rushed up and started munching on the Red Sun lollipop wildly!
Meanwhile, the Blue Moon was being digested by Xuansè!
Under the effect of the Twin Lollipop, synchronization began!
At that moment, Xuansè suddenly felt his body slip out of his control, completely beyond his own command!
His body began to synchronize with Bodeng's movements, and the true pilot of this possessed body was now Bodeng!
Xuansè was shocked. What kind of technique was this? He'd never heard of anyone being able to seize control of a Chaos Race possessed body!
Just what race was Black?
But it was fine—at least he didn't have to deal with Chong Bishi himself anymore!
AFK it is!
Just then, Xuansè's eyes suddenly changed as he stood frozen in place—Bodeng was logged in!
He actually took hold of Chong Bishi's little hand with a flick, pulled her into a graceful waltz spin, and placed one hand on her slender waist!
The other hand gently caressed her cheek!
His eyes full of deep affection, he said:
✧*｡(›≖ิ⇀≖ิ‹)✧*｡ "I think this must be a fated encounter! Your beauty leaves me spellbound! It drives me absolutely wild!"
"Yes! That's right! I'm exactly that shallow kind of man—your gentle smile added a splash of color to my otherwise black-and-white world! You must be a gift from heaven to me!"
"Before I met you, I never believed in love at first sight; I thought it was something utterly ridiculous. Until I met you... I think I was wrong! Completely wrong!"
Hoarse yet magnetic voices came from Xuansè's mouth, each word striking the ear!
At that moment, in the appendix command room, Jiangnan and the others all sprayed blood!
Σ(|||꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ)噗～
Holy crap! So this is Ba Biao's true power? He could even say such cheesy words to Chong Bishi?
So full of emotion? No wonder he was the man who was imprisoned for seducing all the women in his boss's family!
Sam gritted his teeth: (⑉⋟益⋞) "You act if you must! Say your sweet nothings if you must! But can you not hug me while you're at it?"
Outside, Xuansè was hugging Chong Bishi; in the appendix, Bodeng was hugging Sam, his face full of affection!
Sheng Yi and Sheng Cai watched the embracing Sam and Bodeng, their eyes shining!
(♥﹃♥ʃƪ)(❤﹃❤ʃƪ)
They were shipping it, shipping it hard!
On this front, the two sisters were surprisingly consistent!
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)☛ "Sam! Why are you so clueless? Cooperate with Bodeng a little! He needs someone to act opposite, doesn't he? We're all counting on him now!"
Sam's face turned even darker. He tilted his head, cheeks slightly flushed, and said in a voice as faint as a mosquito's:
˚‧º·(˚˃﹏˂)‧º·˚ "Yes... Boss!"
Jiangnan covered his face. Why are you blushing like a teapot that's been blown into a bubble, huh?
As for the outside, Chong Bishi was indeed caught off guard by this sudden move!
She was like a startled rabbit, looking at Xuansè with some bewilderment. Could it be... he really had developed feelings for her?
It threw her off a bit. She even found herself feeling the shyness of first love, like when she was still a young girl!
Her bug face reddened slightly:
ᥬ(๑ୖ҉ʖ̫ୖ҉) "Eh? R-really? This is the first time someone has said something like this to me!"
Xuansè said hoarsely: (›≖ิ⇀≖ิ‹) "Don't ask me if it's true! Even if I deceive the whole world, I would never deceive you!"
As he spoke, his hand fell on Chong Bishi's chest!
(›≖ิĹ̯≖ิ‹) "Can you feel it? The rapid beating of your heart? Surging within it is thick, rich love! Don't lie to yourself—face this feeling!"
"Doesn't this long-lost flutter of the heart suffice to untie the knot in your heart?"
Chong Bishi paused, her face reddening even more. Damn it, what was this fluttering feeling all about?
She shook her head frantically. No, no, she couldn't fall into this. There was still serious business to attend to!
She was already an old hand at this—how could she still be led astray by sweet talk?
Chong Bishi let out a giggle, then spun around and pinned Xuansè down!
ᥬ(๑ୖ҉෴ୖ҉)ﾂ "You little rascal! Your lips are so sweet! Why didn't I see you being so good at pleasing people before? Tell me—how many girls have you fooled with words like these?"
Xuansè smiled brilliantly:
(›◔⇀◔ิ‹) "Don't you worry about that! Since you say my lips are sweet, do you want to know just how sweet they really are?"
"Want to try for yourself? I'm sure it'll leave a lasting impression on you!"
Jiangnan: Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)
Sam closed his eyes: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "Alright, alright! Don't say anymore!"
Wang Youzhi kept rolling his eyes. I told you, why are you acting all shy for crying out loud?
Jiangnan propped himself up with sheer willpower. Bodeng, I'm willing to hand over the title of the Most Chad Southerner to you!
Now I understand—I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy at all!
(งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "Stop flirting already! Steer the conversation toward the Celestial Chrysalis Shell! Remember, don't arouse her suspicion—just mention it once!"
"Leave the rest to me!"
As he spoke, Jiangnan directly pulled out a Monkey Biscuit and stuffed it into his mouth!
His pupils instantly turned golden! The Monkey Biscuit didn't just allow x-ray vision—it also enabled mind reading!
He could see all her inner thoughts! Although the side effect was a pain, he had plenty of underlings to handle it.
There was no need for Chong Bishi to say it out loud—as long as she thought about it, he could see it!
Bodeng's expression turned serious. The Celestial Chrysalis Shell, huh? Watch me!
Chong Bishi was giggling uncontrollably from Xuansè's flirting: "Nope! So impatient, are you? If you get me too easily, you won't treasure me!"
Xuansè grinned, his hand gently stroking Chong Bishi's hair:
(›͡°⇀͡°‹) "Nonsense! As long as it's you, I'll treasure you! I just want to make you happy, you know?"
"I know you must still be troubled by the matter of Tiantang Zhijing. Is there anything I can help with? Just say the word! After all, your business is my business!"
"At the bidding conference, I originally wanted to cover for you, but who knew... eh, let's not talk about it!"
At the mention of this, Chong Bishi couldn't help but sigh: "Tiantang Zhijing, huh? I don't have any good ideas either! Judging by the attitudes of the Bose Clan and the Silicon-Based, they will definitely pressure me to hand over Tiantang Zhijing!"
"I can only hold out for now, buy some time, and let the Swarm try one more time. But that monster is too tricky. If it works, fine, but I feel like the success rate isn't high!"
"I've already pulled the hive over there and am about to lead the Swarm in a full-force attack. Win or lose depends on this one shot!"
"If you're willing, you could send your Chaos Legion to combine with my Swarm and give it a try. At least it would increase the success rate a bit. Hehehe~"
Xuansè was stunned: "Even you can't handle it? Your Swarm combines the Feiyu Swarm and the Bishi Swarm—a powerful alliance. That's one of the best in Zerg kind!"
"And you still can't take Tiantang Zhijing? Or are you reluctant to sacrifice your bugs? If worst comes to worst, use the Feiyu Swarm as cannon fodder or bait?"
"The Feiyu Swarm won't resist, right? You still have the Celestial Chrysalis Shell on you, don't you?"
Jiangnan squinted. Good going, Bodeng! Perfect topic shift! Asking like this makes it hard to arouse suspicion!
But Chong Bishi frowned deeply: "What Feiyu Swarm? There hasn't been a Feiyu Swarm in the Starry Sky for a long time—only the Bishi Swarm! Don't mention that slut's name in front of me, that fat cow!"
"The Celestial Chrysalis Shell? Hmph—I've already absorbed and refined it long ago!"
Xuansè gave a dry laugh: (›⌒ㅂ⌒‹) "Look at my stupid mouth, haha! That's right—why mention her? I was just trying to help share your burden, you know?"
Chong Feiyu was furious: "You're the slut! A total slut! Refined it? Keep dreaming! Pfft!"
But Jiangnan's eyes widened, his gaze piercing through countless obstacles, fixed firmly on Chong Bishi!
Alright! Let me see where you've hidden the treasure! Since you mentioned it, there's no way you won't think about it!
At this moment, Chong Bishi had no secrets from Jiangnan!