## Chapter 216: Look! She Likes Me So Much She's Drooling
Jiangnan was stunned: "Take on an apprentice?"
The glasses guy glanced at Du Yue, his old face reddening: "I'll tell you later!"
Looking at the sunscreen in Jiangnan's hand, Xia Yao giggled mischievously: "Dream on!"
"I knew you were up to no good. Xuexue and I already applied ours in the room before coming out!"
Zhong Yingxue laughed: "All that preparation for nothing, huh?"
Jiangnan: ???
Hey!
That was my only expectation!
Why isn't this playing out like in the cartoons?
Where's my "hehehe"?
Yu Qingqing lowered her head, blushing: "Southern God, would you help me apply some? I forgot to bring sunscreen!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
As expected!
Opportunity always comes to those who are prepared.
Shen Miao and Guoguo also looked at Jiangnan with eager anticipation.
Xia Yao panicked and snatched the sunscreen from Jiangnan's hand!
"No way I'm letting you off easy! Come! I'll help you all apply it! Cover every inch! Hehehe!"
Jiangnan: ???
"Da Lang Mie! You're shameless!"
Can't I have a little fun?
Xia Yao looked triumphant: "Sorry, sweetie! I've got good teeth! I can chew anything soft or hard!"
Jiangnan ground his teeth in anger!
Was this revenge for me tearing up her raincoat?
What a miscalculation!
On the beach, the group started playing beach volleyball.
Jiangnan teleported all over the place, stealing the show. He was now looking up at the volleyball falling from the sky!
Yu Qingqing beside him was also watching intently, looking serious.
Throughout the whole game, she hadn't even touched the ball!
So embarrassing!
This time, she was definitely going to hit it!
Her big eyes were fixed on the ball!
Just as Jiangnan was about to catch it, Yu Qingqing, who was running with her head up, crashed right into him!
He was knocked to the ground, and the volleyball smacked him in the face!
Yu Qingqing panicked: "Ah! Southern God, does it hurt? I'm so sorry, I was only looking at the ball!"
Jiangnan covered his nose: "You fouled!"
Yu Qingqing was stunned: "How did I foul?"
"You charged with the ball!"
Yu Qingqing: ???
Charged with the ball? That's unfair!
I didn't even touch the ball the whole game, okay?
Um...
Yu Qingqing suddenly realized something!
[Resentment points from Yu Qingqing: +333!]
After the game, everyone went into the sea to splash around and cool off.
Wu Liang had already started grilling skewers!
That's when the glasses guy sidled up to Jiangnan, looking eager: "Southern God! Take me as your apprentice!"
"My future happiness depends entirely on you!"
Jiangnan was shocked: "What's going on?"
The glasses guy looked around, blushed, and said: "I... I like Du Yue, and I want to confess to her during this trip!"
"Southern God, do you have any advice?"
Jiangnan was stunned: "She beat you up like that, and you still like her?"
The glasses guy looked deeply affectionate: "Sometimes... love just comes that suddenly!"
Jiangnan: ???
That's way too sudden!
Are you sure you don't have a masochistic streak?
But since he came to me for help, how could I refuse?
Jiangnan threw his arm around the glasses guy's shoulder: "Listen, bro! As someone who's been through it, if you want to win a girl's heart, you need to know what she likes!"
"Become the kind of man she likes!"
"Match her preferences, and the confession will succeed!"
The glasses guy nodded vigorously: "Then what kind of man does she like?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: "How would I know? You need to find out from all angles, got it?"
The glasses guy's eyes were full of determination: "I understand, Southern God! I'll go ask right now!"
Wu Liang called out: "Nan Ge! They want to eat grilled fish!"
Jiangnan stood up and patted his chest: "Wait here!"
With that, he teleported wildly into the sea!
Everyone was dumbfounded!
Whoa? What? He's going to catch one now?
The glasses guy was full of fighting spirit and went straight to Yu Qingqing: "Xiao Yu, what kind of man do you think Du Yue likes?"
Yu Qingqing's eyes lit up, her gossip soul burning brightly: "Oohoho? Actually, girls all like men who give them a sense of security!"
The glasses guy nodded in agreement: "I see!"
Yu Qingqing: "Go for it!"
Then he found Qin Shou: "Brother Qin, what kind of man do you think girls like?"
Qin Shou flipped his flowing hair: "Definitely a man with a standout quality! Someone you can notice at a glance in a crowd!"
"Really?"
"Have I ever lied to you?"
The glasses guy nodded uncertainly, then found Wu Liang!
"Brother Wu, what kind of man do girls like?"
Wu Liang was stunned, then grinned!
He flexed his sinewy muscles, chest bouncing, muscles bulging!
"See this, bro? Girls love this! Muscles are justice! Pure masculinity!"
"Let me tell you! Every time I tear off my shirt, a bunch of little girls scream and stare! They'd faint from excitement!"
"In an instant, you become the center of attention!"
The glasses guy: ???
Dude!
Are you sure they're not screaming because you're a weirdo?
But... it does sound kind of reasonable!
Just then, a girl in a swimsuit walked by, staring blankly at Wu Liang!
Wu Liang puffed out his chest and raised an eyebrow at her!
The girl in the swimsuit stepped back, rolled her eyes, and said with disdain: "Hah~ pfft!"
Wu Liang said smugly: "See? That girl was drooling just looking at me!"
The glasses guy: ...
Even though something felt off, he nodded uncertainly!
The glasses guy then found Zhong Yingxue and the others eating watermelon!
"Sister Xue, Wolf Girl! Miao Miao, Guoguo! What kind of man do girls like?"
Xia Yao suddenly got excited: "What's up? Are you going to confess? To who? Who is it?"
Zhong Yingxue smiled: "Girls all like romantic men!"
Shen Miao: "Yeah, yeah! You can't refuse a romantic man!"
Guoguo said excitedly: "Like fireworks, bouquets! Anything works!"
Xia Yao nodded frantically: "And when confessing, you have to get close to her, get down on one knee, look deeply into her eyes, and pour out your feelings!"
"Do that, and you'll definitely succeed! Got it?"
Shen Miao covered her face: "Oh, so sweet!"
The glasses guy took a deep breath and nodded heavily!
"I remember!"
After the glasses guy left...
"Who do you think it is?"
"Du Yue!"
"Definitely Du Yue!"
"Is there even a question?"
"Giggle~ I'm so jealous!"
Just then, someone suddenly emerged from the sea!
Jiangnan walked out of the water, bare-chested!
Void Chains were dragging a bluefin tuna that weighed nearly 1,000 pounds!
It was massive and still struggling fiercely!
Everyone was dumbfounded. He actually caught one?
And it's a bluefin tuna? This big?
My god, how did Jiangnan do it?
Is he even human?
"Here~ enough to eat!"
When the glasses guy saw Jiangnan return, his eyes lit up!
He rushed over: "Southern God! I got it!"
"Okay! So what does she like?"
The glasses guy counted on his fingers!
"She likes someone who gives her a sense of security!"
"Super eye-catching! Someone you notice at a glance in a crowd!"
"Must have muscles, be full of masculinity!"
"Has to be romantic!"
Jiangnan's eyes widened!
Whoa?
So many requirements?
Wait, what kind of mate selection standards and aesthetic sense does Du Yue have?
Would anyone actually like a man like that?
"You sure? Did she say that herself?"
The glasses guy: "Well, she didn't say it herself, but I gathered it from many sources! It's rock solid!"
Jiangnan hesitated: "You... it's not impossible."
"But... are you sure about this?"
The glasses guy said miserably: "Southern God! Just help me out!"
"I must become the man she likes!"
"No regrets?"
"Yeah! No regrets!"