Chapter 2198: This Is Just Reckless to the Extreme
Wang Youzhi's mouth twitched. "Are you sure that as a criminal, you're really the one holding Jiu Lan hostage? This is the first time I've seen such an arrogant hostage! If you're being threatened, just blink!"
Talo laughed excitedly: (^ꇴ^(⌒ꇴ⌒)˘﹃˘)～ZZ "Hahaha! Good! Has the long-awaited prison break finally begun? What are we going to do?"
Suona was also full of excitement. "Boss Nan Shen! Please tell us your plan!"
At this moment, Jiangnan finally straightened up. (∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀口˂̶́)੭ "Plan my ass? My plan is to have no plan! Da Zhi! Pick a direction!"
Wang Youzhi waved his hand grandly: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)☛ "Then south!"
Jiangnan, holding Jiu Lan hostage with one arm around her neck and one hand ready to flick her forehead, shouted: "Brothers! Hostage in hand, the world is mine! This is your moment to prove yourselves! Wherever Da Zhi points, that's where you charge! Rush out! The sky is high for birds to fly, the sea is wide for donkeys to swim! Go embrace freedom! Every member of the Bully Gang! Charge!"
With that, he pushed forward with Jiu Lan, but after a few steps, he found no one following him. Everyone just stared at him, mouths twitching. (=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)) What the heck? Pick a direction and just charge blindly? No plan at all? A straight break?
Talo covered his face. "I thought Boss Nan Shen had some brilliant move, but how is this plan any different from my previous one?!" Isn't it just blindly rushing in?
Jiangnan glared: (⚆益⚆ꐦ) "Screw that! There's a huge difference! Don't compare my plan to yours; I feel insulted! What are you all staring at? Don't you want to get out? Charge!"
The underlings gritted their teeth. Screw whether it's a prison break or a sentence extension! "Let's just go for it! Freedom! Here I come!" "Charge, run toward the starry sky! To my lost youth!"
At this moment, the ten thousand members of the Bully Gang all had red eyes and charged directly south. "Boom!" The south wall was smashed through, leaving a huge hole. Talo and his two brothers were swinging wild punches to clear the way ahead. The ten thousand-strong Bully Gang army followed close behind, surrounding Jiangnan and the others in the middle.
Chong Feiyu excitedly pounded her chest, while Yakeli's mouth twitched. Can they really get out like this? Is this reliable? Countless prison cells were smashed through, and the inmates were stunned. What's up with the Bully Gang? Are they not coming back?
As they were running, Jiangnan suddenly remembered something. ∑(°口°๑) "Ah! I forgot about Carl and the others. If I get out, what about them?"
Jiu Lan was speechless. You're already breaking out of prison, and you're still thinking about those two big losers? How deep is the grudge?
Black Steel grinned sinisterly: "Boss Nan Shen! Leave it to me. Should I go and finish them off? It won't take long!"
Jiangnan frowned. Killing them now would make things troublesome later.
Wang Youzhi grinned: (๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "Don't worry! We'll just run. I left the Dung Beetle here. He'll keep clocking in, so rest assured!" After all, taking the Dung Beetle out would just get him killed. It's better to leave him in Ming He Death Prison to keep clocking in and make himself useful.
Jiangnan was surprised to realize that he hadn't seen the Dung Beetle in the Bully Gang at all. So he was left to clock in? Jiangnan's smile gradually twisted: (〃՞ݓ՞) "Oh? The Dung Beetle isn't coming with us? He's willing to stay?"
Wang Youzhi wiped his forehead awkwardly and said slyly: (´◔ㅂ◔`) "Ahaha… everyone has their own aspirations. The Dung Beetle doesn't want to escape. He wants to stay here to atone and undergo deep reform. I couldn't persuade him, so I left him the task of clocking in."
Jiangnan dragged out his tone: (˵ಡʖ̫ಡ˵) "Ah~ so that's how it is~ I see~"
Wang Youzhi:!!! Damn! Did Jiangnan see through it again? He absolutely cannot let Jiangnan know that the Dung Beetle is also his alt, or his image will be ruined! He needs to save face!
Jiangnan was laughing inwardly. Acting? Still acting? What a lousy performance! But since Wang Youzhi didn't say it, Jiangnan didn't expose him either. It's good to leave the Dung Beetle to keep clocking in. At least for Xing Luo and Carl, the nightmare isn't over. Jiangnan also didn't think they could cause any trouble on Youming's turf.
Sure enough, the Bully Gang's charge and breakthrough attracted the guards' attention. Even the inmates started cheering. If they still couldn't notice this commotion, they'd be blind. "Prison break! They must be trying to escape! Alarm! Sound the alarm! All guards assemble!" But the alarm only sounded twice before breaking. Nothing in Ming He Death Prison worked properly anymore. The guards had no choice but to sound a manual alarm, shouting "Woo~ Woo~" endlessly.
Bing Chacha, who had just climbed out of the Styx River, was bloated all over, planning how to sneak into Chong Feiyu's room next time to reclaim his happiness. Then he heard the alarm and the "boom boom" crashing sounds. "What's going on? Did Jiu Lan get beaten again?" Immediately, a guard came to report. Σ(っ°Д°;)っ "Lord Bing Chacha! Bad news! Jiangnan and the others are organizing a prison break! They've already broken through several layers of defense! They're charging toward the Styx River!"
Bing Chacha:!!! ∑(°口°(#) "What? Jiangnan is breaking out? What defense system is left in Ming He Death Prison now? Even if there were, it would be useless against them! Quickly! Gather all our men! We must stop them! Hurry!" As he ran, Bing Chacha cursed. Are Jiangnan and the others crazy? Don't they know Lord Youming is here? Choosing this time to escape? Have they lost their minds or do they want to die?
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"Boom!" The strong-phase alloy wall was smashed through. The ten thousand-strong Bully Gang army encountered the guard army led by Bing Chacha blocking their way. (ꐦ◣д◢)☛ "Hey! Stop right there! Do you think the rules of Ming He Death Prison don't exist? Get back now, and I'll pretend this never happened! Otherwise… oh, crap!" Before Bing Chacha could finish, he screamed because he saw the bloody miracle Yakeli in the Bully Gang! Jiangnan released him too? This is a real prison break, not a joke? Not only Yakeli, but also Chong Feiyu, who had beaten him four or five times a month for the past month. Bing Chacha's back was soaked with cold sweat. This might be impossible to stop!
At that moment, the Bully Gang army parted, and Jiangnan walked to the front while holding Jiu Lan hostage. (ɔ¯ิ↼¯ิ(ᵒ̴̶̷◠ᵒ̴̶̷C) "Bing Chacha! Look who this is! Your person is in my hands! If you know what's good for you, back off and give us a path. Otherwise, believe me, I'll kill her in seconds!"
Chong Feiyu waved her little fist: (งᵒ̌⌂ᵒ̌)ง "Kill her!"
Bing Chacha's eyes widened: ∑(❍ฺ口❍ฺlll) "Jiu Lan? How did you get over there? Stop messing around! Come over here!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: (꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ๑) "I think you still don't understand the situation." He nudged Jiu Lan with his shoulder and whispered: (ﾉ)ಡ3ಡ) "Hey hey, cooperate! You're the hostage now!"
Jiu Lan gritted her teeth, then her face turned red, and she started struggling. (⑉⋟～⋞) "Um… I… well… I can't breathe… I… I'm so scared! Jiangnan! Please don't kill me! I don't want to die! Bing Chacha! Take your men and back off! Do you want me to die at Jiangnan's hands?"
After Jiu Lan finished, the entire scene fell into dead silence.
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)
Bing Chacha: (#)≖⍸≖(#)…
Jiu Lan: (⑉◔﹏◔ิ⑉)
Bing Chacha's face darkened. Can your acting be any worse? "Jiu Lan, stop messing around! You? Being held hostage by Jiangnan? You could punch him so hard he'd be bedridden for three days! Are you siding with the enemy? Remember your identity and duty!"
Seeing she was exposed, Jiu Lan flew into a rage, radiating her aura, and glared at Bing Chacha: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "How come I can't be a hostage? Say that again! Take your men and get lost! Don't block the way! I'm being held hostage! If I die, can you take responsibility?"
Bing Chacha was forced back two steps by Jiu Lan's burst of aura, his mouth twitching. You call that being held hostage?
Jiangnan swallowed: (•́ω•̀٥) "Uh… we can't be this arrogant. That's a bit too much. Calm down. You're the hostage."
Jiu Lan was startled, then said apologetically: (´◔﹏◔`) "S… sorry. It's my first time being a hostage. I don't have much experience. I'll… I'll do better next time."
Jiangnan cleared his throat: (͡°ก͡°) "So, as you can see, I'll count to three. If you don't back off, I'll kill her. Hehehe~ You don't want such a beautiful young lady to perish in my hands, do you?" He placed one hand against Jiu Lan's temple, as if ready to pull the trigger at any moment.
Bing Chacha gritted his teeth: (#)･ˇ益ˇ･) "I really don't believe you can kill her with a flick of the finger!" Your threat is way too half-hearted! Using a finger flick as a threat? Jiu Lan's physique can withstand star-destroying cannons, right?
[From Bing Chacha: Resentment +1009!]
Jiangnan glared: "Don't believe me? Ever heard of the Diamond Finger? Three! Two!"
Bing Chacha squinted: "Jiangnan! Don't seek death! Lord Youming is right here! Go back now, and I'll pretend nothing happened! Otherwise…" Damn it! Is Lord Youming offline? Jiangnan is leading a prison break for real! Why hasn't Lord Youming come yet? "You have no chance—"
Before he could finish, Chong Feiyu dashed forward and kicked Bing Chacha square in the chest. "Boom!" Bing Chacha's chest was crushed flat. He spat blood, his eyes bulging, and flew backward like a cannonball. For the umpteenth time, he was kicked into the Styx River by Chong Feiyu.
Chong Feiyu brushed off her skirt with a look of disdain: (￢～￢) "So annoying with all that chatter! Anyone else want to block us? Step forward!"
A unified sound came as all the guards, pale-faced, stepped back in unison, clearing a path. They bowed 90 degrees and said in unison: "Good evening, big brother and big sister! This way, please~"