# Chapter 2156: Happiness Comes Too Suddenly
Everyone looked at Jiangnan in shock. Did he think life was boring, that he was lonely at the top? Was there no one in the prison who could handle him, so he wanted to cause a prison break for the thrill?
Was he crazy?
Wang Youzhi, as always, was the type who loved watching the world burn.
(งᵒ̌ꇴᵒ̌)ง "I think it's a good idea! I love prison breaks, just thinking about it is exciting!"
Sonar's forehead was drenched in sweat.
(•́﹏•̀٥) "That's criminal! Way too criminal! I feel like we're already arrogant enough, but I never thought we could be even more arrogant?"
Talo swallowed hard. "Planning to rob Ming He Death Prison as a prisoner? Boss, you really dare to think of that?"
"Even I, a criminal, think it's insane. If we actually do this, Warden Youming won't just sit back and watch!"
Jiangnan grinned slyly. "That's exactly what I want. Besides, I have an alibi. What am I afraid of?"
From Jiangnan's demeanor, it was clear he was set on robbing Ming He Death Prison.
But Jiangnan's words left Talo and the others confused.
He said he was going to rob the prison, yet he had an alibi?
(°～°〃) "You won't be there? Then who's going to rob it? Us?"
Jiangnan grinned widely and explained his plan to them.
"Once the operation starts, I don't need you to do anything else. The only thing you need to do is make Ming He Death Prison as chaotic as possible, and protect 'me' at the same time."
"Sonar, the heavy task of pretending to be me is on you! Do you have the confidence?"
Sonar shivered, his face turning pale.
(•́﹏•̀‧̣̥̇) "Ah? I have to pretend to be you? Isn't this job a bit dangerous?"
"By the way, how can you be so sure that once you release Yakeli, he'll definitely target you?"
Hearing this, Hei Gang and Wang Youzhi's expressions turned strange.
How could he be sure? Who in Ming He Death Prison didn't want to beat Jiangnan up?
Besides, Jiangnan had once poured expired Didiwei into Yakeli's iron cocoon.
Jiangnan grinned wickedly. Why was he sure? Naturally, because of the resentment points that popped up from time to time.
Once Yakeli was released, that guy would definitely make him his primary target, right?
Jiangnan stepped forward and patted Sonar on the shoulder, speaking earnestly.
(๑⁼̴◡⁼̴)ھ "Danger? How could there be danger? Everyone will be protecting you!"
"Besides, Ming He Death Prison wouldn't want me dead either. They'll definitely go all out to protect you."
"And even if it comes to the worst, Chong Feiyu will back you up. What are you afraid of? Don't you want to experience what it's like to be above everyone else, the joy of being the prison bully?"
"The joy of being a bully—you can't even imagine it, can you?"
Hearing this, Sonar's face immediately broke into a dreamy smile.
✧*｡(♫⁼̴﹃⁼̴)✧*｡
Experience being the South God? The joy of being a prison bully? That didn't sound bad at all!
And his safety was guaranteed?
Looking at Talo, Samo, and the others, Sonar's smile gradually twisted.
(♭◔⥎◔ิ) "Since Boss South needs me, I'll reluctantly accept this arduous task!"
Jiangnan nodded approvingly. "Good! Very good!"
With that, he fed Sonar enough little puddings and turned himself into Sonar's appearance.
To make it realistic enough, he even changed his tattoos and redrew them.
The two had exchanged identities.
Then, Chong Youshou flicked its fingers, and a few tiny, nearly invisible bugs flew into their ears.
This scared them, and they frantically scratched their ears, afraid the bugs would eat their brains.
Chong Youshou said helplessly, "No need to worry, these are contact bugs. We can use them to communicate during the operation and report the prison's situation at any time."
"They won't eat your brains—especially Talo's, eating his would make them dumber."
Talo: (´థ益థ)σ
You can't insult me like that!
(งథ益థ)ง "You, you, you—Sonar, say something, help me out! She—"
Before he could finish, Prison Bully Son immediately glared and raised his hand to smack Talo's three heads three times.
He scolded angrily: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "How dare you talk to your boss like that? What's wrong with Sister Feiyu scolding you?"
Talo glared: (ꐦ▼益▼) "Oh, wow! You've got no respect! You—"
Prison Bully Son spat angrily: (ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)☛ "Oh? Still dare to curse me? Samo! Borden! Beat him up!"
Samo and Borden's faces twitched. Actually beat him?
Prison Bully Son frowned. "What? Not listening to your big brother? How did the plan go? In one ear and out the other, huh?"
"You two want to overthrow the heavens?"
Their faces darkened, but under duress, they had to go up and beat Talo fiercely, making loud thumping sounds.
Prison Bully Son stood with his hands on his hips, looking smugly at the scene.
No matter what, being a prison bully felt really good!
(๑¯ิꇴ¯ิ) Ahahaha!
Talo gnashed his teeth. Damn Sonar, just wait—I'll beat you into a folded mess later, or my name isn't Talo!
Jiang Sonar immediately gave a thumbs up.
(ᵒ̴̶̷◠ᵒ̴̶̷)و "Big brother is mighty!"
Prison Bully Son curled his lip: (￢✔￢) "Tch? Do I need you to say that? When am I not this mighty?"
Jiang Sonar's forehead veins bulged.
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "Am I usually this annoying?"
You got into character way too fast!
Wang Youzhi: (￢～￢)
"Don't you have any self-awareness?"
Hei Gang stroked his chin thoughtfully.
(●͡°ก͡°) "I think he's at least seventy percent as arrogant as you."
Jiang Sonar covered his face. So I'm usually even more arrogant than him?
Sonar got into character quickly. As soon as he stepped into the role, he became addicted to being the prison bully.
And Jiangnan quickly adapted to Sonar's identity. When the operation happened, Sonar's presence wasn't high, and in that kind of chaos, no one would notice if he disappeared for a while.
Wang Youzhi had originally wanted to go with Jiangnan, but his identity was also sensitive and would attract attention. Besides, a secret operation wasn't suitable for a large group, so Jiangnan rejected him with the excuse that he would probably lose his account.
Time quickly passed until evening, when it was time to hand over the Minghe Crystals.
On the Bridge of Rebirth, Prison Bully Son swaggered across with an arrogant gait, skipping the checkpoint.
He took the towel handed by a prison guard, wiped himself down, then extended his hand. Bing Chacha immediately handed him a bottle of cold beer with a wry smile.
Without troubling anyone else, he opened the bottle cap himself before taking it.
(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "Lord South God, it's been over a month now. Are you satisfied with my performance? I've been tested for over a month—isn't that enough to prove my sincerity?"
"About the clue, could you possibly—"
Before he finished, Prison Bully Son curled his lip.
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Oh? Just beer? No snacks to go with it?"
"Is this your attitude? Your heart isn't sincere enough. I think we should—"
[A resentment value from Bing Chacha +1009!]
[A resentment value from Bing Chacha...]
(⌒_⌒ꐦ) "Ah, it's no big deal. Why didn't you say so earlier? Snacks? What kind of snacks do you want? We've got everything here."
"Just tell me what you need."
As they chatted, they walked inside.
Jiang Sonar, who was waiting in line behind, snickered. This Sonar kid was pretty good—he had a bright future.
At least he didn't have to worry. He'd reward Sonar with a big slap later as a good thank-you.
Soon it was his turn to hand over.
Jiang Sonar casually threw five Minghe Crystals into the treasure chest.
Inside one of the crystals was Chong Feiyu's locator bug.
After collecting all the Minghe Crystals, Ye Hua gave the prison guard a glance.
The guard picked up the chest and led a team of brothers, jumping into the river and disappearing.
At the abdomen, Chong Youshou poked Jiangnan's belly button twice, signaling that it was fine and they had located it.
Jiangnan silently calculated the time in his mind.
When the locator bug stopped moving, it meant it had been transported to its destination.
From his understanding over this period, Jiangnan knew that all collected Minghe Crystals were not kept overnight in Ming He Death Prison. They would be counted and then shipped out for storage together.
This was to prevent prison guards from stealing or prisoners from raiding them.
As for where they were shipped, Jiangnan couldn't find out.
He needed to know the exact location of the treasury and the time it took for him to go back and forth.
Only then could he have a clear plan.
Back in Ming He Death Prison, everything was as usual. The South God Shop was open for business, still booming.
Prison Bully Son also started patrolling the territory, showing his face so the prisoners knew he was there.
Sonar was really enjoying the chance to show off.
Soon it was twelve o'clock curfew time, and the prisoners dispersed to their cells.
Prison Bully Son also returned to his luxurious five-star cell with a satisfied smile, ending his day of showing off.
He was totally addicted to being the prison bully boss.
Sonar even wondered if, when he returned to being himself, he would cry from losing power.
Just as Sonar thought nothing else would happen, his cell door suddenly opened.
Jiu Lan poked half her head in from the door.
Door ᵒ̴̶̷↼ᵒ̴̶̷)۶ "Are you done? I've been holding it in all day! Hurry up, you promised! Come with me to my place, just the two of us!"
Prison Bully Son was dumbfounded, staring blankly at Jiu Lan who had come looking for him.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) Promised? Just the two of them? To her place?
Huh?
The relationship between Boss South and Jiu Lan had always been ambiguous.
Was it what he thought it was?
Happiness came this suddenly? But Boss South hadn't mentioned any such mission!
No, no—it couldn't be. It must be work-related, or maybe just a chat?
(⌒ㅂ⌒٥) "Ah? Ahaha—promised? Can't we talk about it tomorrow? I—"
Jiu Lan stomped her foot, a little angry.
(°～°〃) "No! It has to be today! You promised to accompany me twice a week!"
"Are you trying to weasel out again? If you weasel out tonight, see how I'll deal with you!"
"I won't let you go back until I'm exhausted!"
Sonar: !!!
No need to think—it was exactly what he thought it was!
Boss South! What should he do?
If he went, wouldn't that be sleeping with the big brother's woman?
Boss South would definitely tear him apart! But if he didn't go, wouldn't that expose him?
Sonar's forehead dripped with sweat: (꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "I... I'm really not feeling well today. I'm too tired. Tomorrow! Tomorrow I'll definitely—"
Jiu Lan glared: (ꐦ°᷄～°᷅) "What's with all the excuses? Come with me!"
With that, she grabbed Sonar and dragged him out.
Sonar desperately clung to the doorframe, frantically signaling Hei Gang.
Gangzi, save me! Save me! This is an emergency! Go tell the boss!
I really can't handle this!
But Hei Gang looked at Sonar with pity and saluted him.
∠(●ᵒ̴̶̷᷄⥎ᵒ̴̶̷᷅)
Enjoy yourself! Can't escape it!