Chapter 2144: Seeking Talents, Removing Dross! Arrangements
As soon as they heard that Taluo wanted to compare sentences, everyone immediately refused. Who would compare with him?
His is over forty thousand years!
Suona waved his hand:
(︶～︶♫)ﾉ "Since we're all in here, we're brothers. What's there to hide? Spill it!"
Taluo said with a dark face:
(̿▀̿～▀̿̿)̄ "I accidentally crashed into a mechanical wormhole, and then..."
Samo was stunned: "No way? It's just a damaged mechanical wormhole. Can't you just pay some compensation? How come..."
Taluo gritted his teeth: "That's how it was originally, but I crashed it in the territory of the Wugou Clan. The Wugou Clan came to argue with me. I couldn't take it, so I turned my head and spat a few times..."
"That made the Wugou Clan furious. I heard they were members of the Elder Council of the Wugou Holy Temple. They said this was a serious crime of destroying the ecological environment, heinous and unforgivable, and they insisted on sentencing me to two months!"
"But after entering the Ming He Death Prison, I managed to add over forty thousand years to my sentence through my own abilities. Who among you can compare to me in this regard?"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥) Ah... well...
Bodeng and Samo: (꒪ั⍸꒪ั*(▀̿┏⍸┓▀̿̿)̄...
Suona covered his face: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) "You got caught for spitting and sent to Ming He Death Prison? Sentenced to over forty thousand years? You call yourself a criminal?"
Taluo said urgently: "Two months! It was two months! But after I got in, there were always blind idiots who came to cause trouble for me. I tore apart anyone who came!"
"Am I not vicious and evil enough?"
Wang Youzhi's mouth twitched: "According to the nature of the Wugou Clan, spitting is indeed a serious crime! But being locked up until now because of a single spit? You're really..."
Jiangnan wiped his forehead with his hand. This is what he calls a crime? But Dazhi, you have the nerve to say that!
After all, he's the one who stuffed Wugou Clan members into sacks and made them defecate alive!
In an instant, Suona, Samo, and Bodeng all became emboldened and couldn't help patting Taluo on the shoulder.
٩(̿▀̿┏⇀┓▀̿̿)̄ "Little brother~ Let the past be past, don't dwell on it!"
"From now on, your big brothers will protect you. You won't have to worry anymore..."
Before he finished speaking, Taluo got angry:
(▼皿▼ꐦ) "What do you mean 'little brother'? I'm your big brother! I think you're getting a bit full of yourselves?"
Bodeng's forehead was drenched in sweat: (꒪ั❥꒪ั٥) "But if we rank by the severity of the crimes, yours doesn't even count as chuachua. Still... pwa~"
Before he finished, Taluo rushed forward and punched Bodeng flying!
Samo and Suona both shuddered!
"Brother Taluo! Whatever you say!"
Can't win an argument so he starts throwing punches, huh?
Taluo said with a dark face: "And Boss Nan Shen? What did you do to get in?"
Jiangnan pointed at his own nose:
ᕦ(•́～•̀) "Me? I didn't do much. I just killed over ten thousand Bose bodies, blew up the Sacred Law Star Palace, destroyed over forty thousand planets where the myriad races were stationed."
"I dismantled the Thousand Stars City, pushed Wanxiang Star around randomly, and have hundreds of trillions of lives on my back."
"It's all in the past. Small matters, just small matters. Not worth mentioning."
At this, everyone present froze with expressions of terror!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇(º口º(°Д°ノ)ノ
Samo gave a dry laugh:
(´-ㅂ-`；) "Ahaha~ Boss Nan Shen, no need for that. Even if you're not bragging, you're still our boss, right?"
Taluo waved his hand:
(︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "Hai~ That's no fun. What kind of person could commit such big crimes?"
"Even a Star Devourer couldn't do that, right? Even if you really did it, the crime would be enough for a thousand cuts and to die hundreds of times. Could they still send you to Ming He Death Prison?"
"Boss Nan Shen, you're really good at joking. You're exaggerating a bit, aren't you?"
Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(•́～•̀)╭ "See? You don't believe me when I tell the truth!"
Wang Youzhi grinned widely. Jiangnan spends 99.9% of his time lying; even his punctuation and expressions are deceptive!
The one time he tells the truth, and they don't believe him?
Only Suona looked at the picture of the Thousand Stars Catastrophe of mountains of corpses and seas of blood on Jiangnan's back, his face turning pale and forehead drenched in sweat!
(•́﹏•̀٥)
This... this can't be real, can it?
You see, humans had the Ten Thousand Races Accord sanction against them. But now Jiangnan and Wang Youzhi, as humans, appear openly in the starry sky!
That proves the Ten Thousand Races Accord has been torn up!
What would it take to tear up the Ten Thousand Races Accord? The picture on Jiangnan's back is the answer...
Suona shuddered violently. If what Jiangnan said was true, then the fact that he's still alive is nothing short of being a god, right?
An absolute demon-level existence!
"And Dazhi? Why did you get in?"
Wang Youzhi said casually: (°ー°〃) "I didn't do anything wrong. I just came to accompany Jiangnan in serving his sentence."
Upon hearing this, Suona almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
I've heard of accompanying someone in studying, drinking, and playing, but this is the first time I've heard of accompanying someone in prison!
What kind of good place is Ming He Death Prison? And he comes to serve the sentence together? Truly a brother, huh?
Accompanying in prison is even more absurd, right?
Hei Gang excitedly raised his hand: "Me! Me! Me! I'm because..."
Jiangnan waved his hand: "Alright, no one cares. Let's stop here. Anyway, no matter how big your crime is, it's not as big as mine."
Hei Gang: ٩(꒪ᗜ꒪●)
Give me at least a chance to show myself! I'm quite a criminal, you know!
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "In the coming time, you don't need to do anything else. Just go down the river every day to collect crystals and train to improve your physical fitness."
"Don't bother with Brother Chacha's three-hundred-crystal task. Just hand over a token amount each day to keep him satisfied. That's fine."
Taluo swallowed: "Should we have the underlings pay tribute with some Ming He crystals every day? So we can..."
Jiangnan shook his head: "No need! Let the brothers keep what they gather themselves. It's not good to always steal the fruits of others' labor."
Samo's mouth twitched. Isn't that what you were doing before?
But Boss Nan Shen actually doesn't take Ming He crystals? That's something they didn't expect!
"How long does the effect of Dali last? Once it wears off, the brothers..."
Jiangnan grinned: (๑¯ิ↼¯ิ) "Don't worry! I'll supply Dali continuously. Every night from 10 to 12, I'll open a small shop at my cell."
"Anyone who wants Dali, or other treasures, can buy from me with Ming He crystals. These crystals are money, understand?"
"The more you collect, the more money you have, and the more you can buy what you want. Don't think that's all I have!"
"Whatever you want, I have it! Even if you want a wife, I can get one for you!"
Hei Gang's gaze instantly fell on Jiangnan's backside!
(ଵ口ଵ●)
"Sii~ Indeed! Boss Nan Shen's back pocket connects to a dimensional space!"
"Does it even contain living people inside?"
In an instant, Taluo and the others' eyes lit up!
"What? You can even buy a wife? Isn't that a bit too miraculous!"
Wang Youzhi's mouth twitched:
(´-﹏-｀) "Are you planning to start a business in Ming He Death Prison?"
Jiangnan shrugged: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Of course? It would be a waste not to take advantage of such a good opportunity."
Wang Youzhi covered his face. Jiangnan really knows how to do things!
This way, the prisoners will work even harder to collect Ming He crystals in order to buy more treasures from Jiangnan.
They'll come to Jiangnan to spend.
They become stronger and satisfy themselves, while Jiangnan gets the Ming He crystals he wants.
This earns more than collecting protection fees or directly robbing!
And the prisoners won't complain; they'll only be grateful to Jiangnan.
An old hand at this, right?
Taluo scratched his head: "Wait! Isn't it curfew from 10 to 12? How can we..."
Jiangnan grinned: "I just applied to Bing Chacha. After the prisoners go up from the Ming He and bathe each day, they'll have two extra hours of free time."
Hearing this, Samo, Bodeng, and the others went completely crazy, so excited they were about to explode!
Two hours of free time? That's possible? Boss Nan Shen is too miraculous!
Jiangnan's gaze shifted: "Keep the prison break plan confidential for now. Don't spread it around, or it will only cause trouble."
"Suona, you go gather the core members of the Bully Gang and screen the brothers. Keep those who are capable and not bad at heart. Kick out the hopeless bastards."
"The prisoners are a mixed bag. Some came in for various crimes, and some truly deserve to die."
"We're breaking out, not doing charity. Although I'm not a good person myself, it's better to let those who deserve to rot in Ming He Death Prison."
"If we let them out, it would be irresponsible to other lives. Then everyone killed because of them would be due to my irresponsible actions. If that happens, I won't be able to sleep peacefully."
"You set the standard. You're a smart person. You know what I mean."
Jiangnan wanted to take a batch of elites out, but he wasn't so desperate as to take just anyone.
There's a threshold for those who want to follow Jiangnan.
Those who aren't worth saving, ingrates, and ungrateful bastards, Jiangnan didn't even want to touch them. They're not his kind of people.
Suona grinned and patted his chest:
(♫ŏ◠ŏ) "Don't worry! I'm familiar with Ming He Death Prison. I'll arrange it as soon as I get back."
"By the way, is there no limit on the number of people for the prison break? Would having too many people hinder the escape?"
Jiangnan laughed: "Just go ahead and do it. Not just these prisoners—I can even take an entire race out."
"If worst comes to worst, just stuff them into sacks. I can get them out anyway."
Suona raised his hand and made an O98k gesture.
Then Jiangnan tossed Taluo a barrel of Dali and told him to drink it, and told him that he should, perhaps, roughly, be able to return to his original size before long.
It mainly depends on how many mouse biscuits he ate.
Samo said sheepishly:
(̿▀̿┏̫┓▀̿̿)̄ "Boss Nan Shen, about the tattoos on us two... could you perhaps..."
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑◔◡◔ิ) "This shop not only offers tattoo services but also tattoo removal services. But as for the fee..."
Both of them darkened their faces. How could they not understand Jiangnan's meaning? They turned around and went to collect Ming He crystals.