Chapter 2140: This Prison Cell Has Bad Feng Shui
Bing Chacha moved quickly and brought the newcomers over!
However, Jiangnan looked utterly disgusted:
(￢益￢) "You're hopeless, your soul is completely rotten. I'm more and more convinced that I'm doing the right thing!"
Just how many clueless newcomers had he saved?
Bing Chacha's eyes were red:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "The right thing my ass! My patience is running out. Don't force me! I'll—"
Jiangnan said coolly: "What can you do to me? Let me tell you the truth! If I wanted you dead, you'd have died the day before yesterday!"
"The only reason you're still alive is that I don't want to have to train a new deputy warden. Otherwise, even if I killed you, do you think Youming would dare to kill me?"
"I can kill you, and I can afford the price. But can you kill me?"
As he spoke, he raised his small whip and slapped it twice against Bing Chacha's cheek.
A crisp "smack smack" echoed through the air.
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Dare you?"
A dozen thick veins bulged on Bing Chacha's forehead as killing intent flared in his eyes.
(ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̆ꐦ)
But his reason told him he couldn't kill Jiangnan.
Otherwise, he wouldn't be able to explain it to Warden Youming, nor extract any secrets, nor report back to the Sacred Law Council.
The Youming Clan would also suffer massive losses.
After grinding his teeth for a long time, Bing Chacha finally lowered his head and admitted defeat.
(︶益︶ꐦ) "Sorry. I shouldn't have yelled at you. I was wrong."
These words were forced out through clenched teeth.
All the prisoners present stared at the scene in shock.
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ Holy shit?
No way? As deputy warden of Ming He Death Prison, Bing Chacha had always been extremely domineering!
Who dared to defy his orders?
But now he was bowing his head to Jiangnan? After such an insulting gesture, he didn't dare fight back?
Was there anyone who could control Jiangnan now?
Bo Deng broke out in a cold sweat:
(꒪ั❥꒪ั‧̣̥̇) "I feel like Jiangnan is the real villain here. He doesn't give any face at all, does he?"
Sa Mo's mouth twitched:
(̿▀̿┏益┓▀̿̿)̄ "Isn't he?"
If the prisoners locked up in Ming He Death Prison were the villains, then Jiangnan was the king of villains among them.
Suo Na raised an eyebrow at Ta Luo:
(♫◔д◔ิ) "Still holding out? Even Bing Chacha has been tamed, and he just got here not long ago."
Ta Luo's face darkened even more.
Jiangnan grinned and used his small whip to stretch a smiley face onto Bing Chacha's cheek.
"See? That's better. Who are you making that sour face at? It's ruining my mood, you know? Wait on me properly, and maybe I'll remember where I put that thing."
[From Bing Chacha: Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Bing Chacha...]
Although Bing Chacha knew Jiangnan was deliberately messing with him, he had no choice but to take it.
Just wait until I get it back—I'll repay everything you've done to me tenfold, a hundredfold!
A real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall.
Bing Chacha forced a dry smile:
(⌒ㅂ⌒;) "What... what would you like? Maybe you can rest today? You don't have to do the dirty work of mining crystals in the river anymore, how about that?"
Jiangnan smiled contentedly—looks like Brother Chacha has found his place.
But then he glared: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What? Say that again? Not let me go into the Styx? Are you trying to hinder my cultivation and my wealth? What are your intentions?"
Bing Chacha nearly choked.
What the hell? "Hinder your cultivation and wealth"? You're not even trying to hide it anymore, are you?
(ꐦ°᷄ꇴ°᷅) "Then... what do you want? I have to do something for you, right?"
Jiangnan rested his chin thoughtfully: (͡°ก͡°) "Haven't decided yet. Let me think..."
Just then, Xing Luo and Ka Er came hobbling in together, looking even more battered, their injuries so severe they were hard to look at.
Seeing Bing Chacha there, they limped over.
Ka Er: (#)◉3◉) "Bing Chacha! What about the explanation? Didn't you say you'd give us an explanation? Is this your explanation?"
"We've been sleeping great these past few days—sleep through till morning, but we wake up swollen all over! Someone must be coming at night to beat us!"
"No need to doubt—it's definitely Jiangnan! Are you Ming He Death Prison people just going to stand there and watch without doing anything?"
"Is this how the Youming Clan treats the Bose Race?"
Xing Luo, his face swollen, raged:
(#)ʘ̆皿ʘ̆)☛ "I command you—execute Jiangnan immediately!
"I'll take responsibility with Lord Di Chou! Let me call my clan—I'll bear all the consequences! You can't let him keep living!"
"You're raising a tiger to bring disaster! Jiangnan, I'm gonna—~%?…;#*’☆!"
Having been beaten repeatedly, Xing Luo and Ka Er's mental state had completely shattered. Like fishwives, they cursed Jiangnan loudly.
Ka Er's stay on Lan Xing had taught him plenty of colorful insults—his vocabulary was exceptionally sharp.
Bing Chacha's expression grew more irritable.
He already had his hands full with his own problems. These two kept coming to him every damn day demanding explanations—when did he have time to deal with their issues?
Now it wasn't just a matter of the Bose Clan wanting Jiangnan dead whenever they felt like it. Jiangnan held the formula for Dali!
The Youming Clan was reluctant to touch him now.
Jiangnan's life had become their internal affair, not an external matter. And on top of that, he had leverage over Bing Chacha.
Jiangnan frowned:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･｡) "Eh... Being cursed at really kills my mood."
Bing Chacha: !!!
Without hesitation, he roared at Xing Luo and Ka Er:
(ꐦ▼口▼) "You two idiots! Shut up! How dare you speak to Lord Jiangnan like that?"
"Know whose territory this is! Say one more word against him, and both of you can go into the river today too!"
"Demanding explanations every day—explanations my ass! You think you can just call your clan whenever you want?"
"This is Minghe Star Domain! The Youming Clan is the law here! Put down your arrogant airs, and your days might be a little easier!"
Bing Chacha's furious roar stunned the two of them. They staggered back in disbelief.
Σ(°△°|||(ﾟ◇ﾟﾉ)ﾉ
What the hell?
Was Bing Chacha actually speaking up for Jiangnan? What was going on?
The world had gone mad—rats were dressing up as bridesmaids for cats!
Ka Er trembled with rage:
(#)థ益థ)σ "You... you... you..."
Bing Chacha snarled: "What about me?"
Xing Luo grabbed Ka Er, his eyes cold. When under someone else's roof, you have to bow your head.
He knew it—Jiangnan wouldn't be taken down so easily.
Give him any opportunity, and he could thrive in any environment. How long had he been here?
And now even Bing Chacha was speaking for him, willing to offend them?
It was too late.
They had to make Lord Di Chou aware of the situation in Ming He Death Prison and order Jiangnan's immediate execution. Otherwise, this bastard would rise again and ravage the starry sky!
But that was easier said than done. The Youming Clan wouldn't even let them contact their clan.
The news couldn't get out.
And here, Jiangnan had already become the big shot.
Thinking this, Xing Luo's heart turned ice-cold.
Jiangnan patted Bing Chacha's shoulder approvingly: "Good job! I've thought of a great idea."
"I want to switch cells. I want the same luxury five-star cell as Xing Luo and Ka Er!"
"Or you can just kick them out and give theirs to me. It's more convenient."
Ka Er was furious:
(#)งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง "Jiangnan! What are you trying to do? You want to steal our cell?"
Jiangnan smiled: (˶‾̫᷄‾᷅˵) "Oh? You two are pretty comfortable in that cell, aren't you? Haven't you noticed the bad feng shui? Waking up feeling sore all over?"
"Look at you two—you've even gotten fatter these past few days. Let me, Jiangnan, bear this suffering for you!"
"Maybe once you move out, you'll be able to sleep peacefully at night?"
[From Xing Luo...]
[From Ka Er...]
What the hell? "Bad feng shui" and "getting fatter"? That's just swelling from being beaten!
It was a blatant threat, plain and simple!
Jiangnan's meaning was clear: if they switched to an ordinary cell, they wouldn't have to get beaten every night.
Ka Er swallowed hard and looked at Xing Luo questioningly.
If they switched cells, they could sleep peacefully? That didn't seem like such a bad deal?
Xing Luo gritted his teeth.
(︶益︶(#) "Fine! I voluntarily request to be moved to an ordinary cell! Let Jiangnan have my cell!"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑◔◡◔ิ๑) "Really? Voluntary? I didn't force you to do this, right? Don't make me look like the bad guy."
Xing Luo: !!!
You ARE the bad guy! Acting like a pure girl while being a bitch—pfft!
(⋟益⋞(#) "Completely voluntary (forced helplessly) to change cells!"
Bing Chacha cleared his throat: "Fine. Once the cell is vacated, we'll give it to Lord Jiangnan."
Just then, Wang Youzhi immediately raised his hand:
(๑ŏꇴŏ)ﾂ "I want one too!"
Chong Dafei: (ຈൠຈ)ﾂ "And me! I want one, I want one, me too!"
Bing Chacha glared: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Huh? You two—"
Jiangnan said flatly: (￢_￢) "What? My brothers don't have any status?"
"Treat my brothers with the same respect you treat me. Understand?"
Bing Chacha: (ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "No problem. Another luxury five-star cell? I'll arrange one for them too."
Wang Youzhi looked smug—this was the treatment the Black God deserved.
(︶√︶๑)
Jiangnan added: "In my cell, build a Styx shower room. The kind where you turn on the tap and Stygian energy flows out, with adjustable pressure."
Bing Chacha: !!!
(ꐦಠ益ಠꐦ) "Yes, Lord Jiangnan! I'll arrange it right away!"
You sure have a lot of damn demands!
Sa Mo swallowed nervously. Was Bing Chacha really this easy to deal with now?
He raised his hand tentatively:
٩(̿▀̿┏ꇴ┓▀̿̿)̄ "Me too! I want one too—"
Bing Chacha raised a fist the size of a wok, his expression ferocious:
(ꐦÒ益Ó)و "You want one too? Want a taste of my electric fist?"
Sa Mo broke out in a cold sweat:
(̿▀̿┏﹏┓▀̿̿٥) "No... no thanks."
That was the difference—this is what they call intergalactic double standards, isn't it?