Chapter 2137: The Three-Month Deadline
Chong Feiyu looked at Jiangnan with disbelief:
(￢～￢) "You say you can escape from prison? How am I supposed to believe that? Tell me how you plan to run."
"If it's really reliable, letting you off this once wouldn't be impossible!"
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat. How could he explain? Besides, there was a deputy warden outside listening through the wall!
If he said anything, it would all be exposed!
As for a specific plan, Jiangnan didn't actually have one set in stone because the timing wasn't right—he'd only been inside for less than a month!
However, even after hearing Chong Feiyu's story, Jiangnan remained full of confidence. He had plenty of tricks up his sleeve!
(￢﹏￢٥) "Don't worry about how I'll run. Just know that I'll definitely get out. Don't you want to escape and get revenge? Don't you want to take back everything and make that Insect B*tch suffer?"
"Compared to dying old in Ming He Death Prison, this option is clearly more tempting, right?"
Chong Feiyu looked at Jiangnan like he was a big liar!
(≖～≖) "I think you're just blowing smoke, talking nonsense. You're just trying to get off the hook with me, so you claim to have a way out."
Speaking of this, Chong Feiyu became gloomy again!
(⇀‸↼‶) "Even if I get out, what's the use? I've lost all my power. Forget revenge, I can't even get close to that Insect B*tch."
"Let alone reclaiming the Xianling Chrysalis Shell and regaining control of the Insect Swarm and my foundation. The moment I get close, the swarm would devour me..."
She was a genuine Star Devourer, an Insect Mother Empress. And now she was just a broken insect that had lost its swarm and even the power of a Star Devourer!
How could she possibly take revenge? Just thinking about it made Chong Feiyu feel she might as well die!
Over five thousand years of hardship had nearly worn away her spirit!
Jiangnan was anxious. Why couldn't he convince her?
The Physical Gold Body's time was about to run out. If he didn't persuade Chong Feiyu, she would persuade him to sleep with her!
So Jiangnan stepped forward and put his arm around Chong Feiyu's shoulder!
(ɔˆ◡(･ˇ～ˇ･C) "Don't be so pessimistic! We'll figure things out once we're out. If you stay locked up here, how can you even talk about revenge?"
"It's just a Star Devourer-level Insect B*tch. Is it really that hard to deal with her? If you can't handle it, I'll help you! Down with the Insect B*tch, take back the Xianling Chrysalis Shell!"
"Once you get that thing back, you can recover your power, right?"
Chong Feiyu rolled her eyes:
(꒪ั～꒪ั*) "Forget it? You? What can you do? If I had to rely on you, I'd be better off waiting for the Ming He to dry up!"
Jiangnan was furious: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "What about me? I dismantled the Thousand Stars City, the top ten sequences couldn't do anything to me, and I survived three Star Devourers ganging up on me!"
"Just an Insect B*tch? I'll handle her in no time once I'm out!"
Chong Feiyu paused. If Jiangnan was telling the truth, then he really was quite capable!
Someone who could tear down Thousand Stars City and still be alive would have no trouble dealing with the Insect B*tch.
"You say it so lightly. If you can help me complete my revenge, I'll give you all my mines!"
Jiangnan's eyes widened instantly. What? Really?
The Beimian Starry Sky Mine Area was the most resource-rich star region in the entire starry sky!
The Ten Thousand Races had been mining there for years, and resources were still abundant!
Although humanity now had Dimensional Star Navigation as its foundation, for rapid development, the demand for various ores and spirit materials was enormous!
Some strategic minerals couldn't be bought from other races even with money!
If Chong Feiyu actually gave those mines to humanity, they'd be rich!
And she even had Star Source Veins—basically mining money. Using Star Source Energy Blocks for cultivation would no longer be a dream for all of humanity!
Jiangnan grabbed Chong Feiyu's shoulders, eyes gleaming!
(๑¥ꇴ¥) "Really? You mean it? You're not lying to me?"
Chong Feiyu: (≖_≖)
"Hey, hey, hey, why did your eyes turn into ¥¥ shapes?"
"Originally, when I controlled the Feiyu Insect Swarm, the minerals mined each year were provided to the Insect Race after covering daily expenses!"
"If I actually get them back, do you think I'd be stupid enough to mine resources for the Insect Race again? Am I crazy?"
"Even if I mined them, I'd throw them away rather than give them to the Insect Race! So yeah, I'll give them to you. But only if you can actually do it!"
Jiangnan got even more excited. He'd only said that to drag Chong Feiyu into this, but now he was serious!
(ง¥皿¥)ง "As long as you give me money, I'll kill even a god for you, let alone an Insect B*tch!"
"Dammit! That Insect B*tch stole my mine, spent my money—that's practically killing me! I'll tear her apart a hundred times over!"
The angrier Jiangnan got, the more his eyes blazed with killing intent!
Chong Feiyu was stunned. Why did he seem to hate the Insect B*tch even more than she did?
(•́～•̀٥) "But two people stuck in prison eating prison food—does fantasizing out of thin air really help?"
"I still think eating you and getting your gene sequence is more practical."
Looking at Jiangnan, Chong Feiyu licked her scarlet lips. She had to have this ability to be immune to all techniques!
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat: (•́ω•̀٥) "Don't you—"
Before he could finish, Jiangnan's arm, which had been holding Chong Feiyu's shoulder, suddenly slipped!
He completely lost balance and pitched forward, his face smashing straight into Chong Feiyu's chest—instant face-wash!
Then he fell to the floor!
The cell fell into absolute silence. Jiangnan sat on the ground, sweating profusely!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) Uh...
Chong Feiyu's eyes glowed red:
(๑͡’̫͡’) "Oh? Looks like your special trick isn't working anymore?"
"Lasted about half an hour, huh?"
As she spoke, Chong Feiyu crawled on the ground, approaching Jiangnan excitedly!
Jiangnan backed away, but his hands and feet clawed at the air, leaving afterimages—yet he didn't move an inch!
The side effect of the Something's Wrong Soap had kicked in. The entire world had become impossibly slippery for Jiangnan!
Seeing Chong Feiyu's face closing in, Jiangnan was terrified!
(´థ3థ) "Ahhh—" "Ahhh—"
He blew frantically, using the reaction force to slide backward!
"Don't you smell the scent on me? How can you still have an appetite? Don't you find me repulsive? Shouldn't the opposite sex repel each other?"
As he spoke, Jiangnan blew himself back to the door, his back against the wall, with nowhere to go!
Chong Feiyu licked her lips: "I hate this smell, but for the gene sequence, I can bear it!"
Jiangnan: !!!
This... this wasn't how it was supposed to go!
What about same-sex attraction?
If I turn into a girl, maybe she'll pity me and back off?
He pulled out a Little Pudding, but just as he was about to stuff it into his mouth, it slipped out of his hand!
It fell to the ground. Panicking, Jiangnan made a diving catch, swallowed the Little Pudding, and his body began to change wildly!
Jiang Lan was online!
(ʃƪ❛ั◠❛ั) "I... I'm so cute! How can you bear to eat me?"
Chong Feiyu's eyes widened as she looked at Jiang Lan. Damn, you can switch gender that easily?
And so thoroughly?
But the scent on Jiangnan, which had been repulsive to her, now held an irresistible allure!
She loved it even more! Drool was already streaming out!
She cornered Jiangnan with a wall-slam, her other hand lifting his chin!
Her eyes were bloodshot: "It's because you're so cute that I have to eat you! Because I grew up eating cuteness!"
"Don't you want me to taste your breath? Then I'll taste it!"
With that, her lips moved toward Jiangnan's mouth!
Jiangnan: !!!
Ahhh!!!
She's definitely going to spit bugs into my mouth!
୧(৹˃̵口˂̵)୨ "Three months! Just three months! I promise I'll get you out of here, help you kill that Insect B*tch, and take back the swarm!"
"If I can't do it, you can eat me then! I can't run away from Ming He Death Prison anyway!"
"You've waited over five thousand years. What's three more months? If you eat me now, you'll lose your chance!"
But Chong Feiyu didn't stop. She continued moving in for a taste!
Jiangnan shut his eyes tight and held his breath!
Fine! Come on, kiss me! If you spit bugs into my mouth, I'll spit saliva into yours!
Bring it on! Am I afraid of you?
(৹˃̵3˂̵)(ᵒ̴̶̷εᵒ̴̶̷*)
Just as their lips were about to touch, Chong Feiyu suddenly stopped!
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀3˂̶́) "Pfft—"
She sprayed spit all over Jiangnan's face, then stood up, covering her mouth as she laughed!
(˵ಡლಡ) "Just kidding. I can afford to wait three months. Eating you early or late doesn't matter!"
"But as you said, if you haven't taken me out within three months, get ready to be my dinner!"
"I, Chong Feiyu, don't like being deceived. I've been deceived once—that's enough!"
Jiangnan wiped the spit off his face. What kind of substance was that anyway?
He hadn't managed to spit his own saliva, but got covered in hers!
Still, he breathed a sigh of relief. At least she was tempted!
So he switched back to Nan form!
Chong Feiyu pinched her nose, frowning immediately:
(￢ก￢) "You look so annoying. I'm starting to regret it. Maybe I should just eat you now!"
Jiangnan: ???
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "You... you're joking, right?"
(๑•᷄◡•᷅) "Do I look like I'm joking?"
As she spoke, Chong Feiyu's mouth split open, revealing a massive maw!
(๑ᵒ̴̶̷ᵒ̴̶̷)…
Jiangnan was so startled he switched back to Lan form!
"Slurp—this is even more tempting to a bug!"
Jiangnan's face darkened. His grandma's! Nan form or Lan form, neither worked? This was so hard to deal with!
It totally threw him off!
Just then, the Small Whip at Jiangnan's back suddenly extended, propping him up off the ground like Doctor Octopus!
He didn't slip at all!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. It worked!
When he'd used the Something's Wrong Soap, he'd only rubbed it all over his body, not on the Small Whip!
So the side effect didn't affect the Small Whip. He could use it to move freely!
He wasn't affected by the slipperiness!
Even without shedding his skin, he still had a way, hahaha!