Chapter 2130: Chong Feiyu ~ Chong'er Fei! Chong'er Fei
In Jiangnan's cell, even though he hadn't slept much all night, he was still full of energy!
Lying on the bed, he hummed a tune, swaying his legs back and forth.
Having taken his revenge, Jiangnan felt refreshed all over. He had heard early on that Chacha had taken leave and that there would be no river work today!
Jiangnan wasn't surprised by this.
Brother Chacha was acting off—the side effects of the Not-Right Soap had taken hold, with that strange fragrance clinging to him. How could he dare go out and wander around? Even moving his nest was difficult!
But he wasn't stupid. Having been reduced to this state, the first thing he would suspect was Jiangnan.
There might be more trouble coming from him later on.
But Jiangnan wasn't afraid. After all, he now held Brother Chacha's leverage in his hands!
"What I don't have, you can't have either!"
As long as he wanted his leverage back, he had better serve Jiangnan well!
Otherwise, he'd never get a new one in this lifetime!
By doing this, Jiangnan figured he was saving countless newcomers, pulling them out of the abyss. They ought to be thanking him, right?
As it turned out, jealousy made a person unrecognizable!
In the corner of the cell, Hei Gang was staring at the toilet with a grave expression.
Toilet~(⁰◠⁰●)
"Cooperate... that's not a bad idea either, but can Jiangnan really..."
"Mmhmm... like that... I understand..."
The side effects of the Twin Lollipop hadn't worn off yet, and Hei Gang had already been talking to the toilet for half a day!
Anyone who didn't know better would think he had some serious illness, chatting so earnestly with a toilet!
Jiangnan's eyes flickered. "Heh~ You've seen my power, so you're giving in, huh?"
That Sonic Race guy named Suona still had some brains!
Obviously, Jiangnan had overheard the secret conversation between Tarot and Suona through Hei Gang's mouth.
Though it wasn't complete, he could guess about eighty or ninety percent of the content!
Dali had already been handed over, so the Netherworld Clan should react soon.
The situation was unfolding. It was time to win over and subdue a wave of prisoners, establishing himself as the prison's daddy!
Chacha's leverage was also in his hands, so it was impossible for him to bully Jiangnan casually anymore.
From this moment on, the initiative was slowly shifting into Jiangnan's hands!
It was as if an invisible hand was reaching out from the darkness, gradually grasping the Ming He Death Prison in its grip!
Ambition blazed in Jiangnan's eyes. When the time was ripe, he would counterattack, recruit underlings, lead the gang of bullies to escape, marry a beautiful wife, and then reach the peak of life!
Ahahaha...
But Happiness was missing, leaving his heart empty. Damn it. He wondered if Jiu Lan had managed to retrieve it for him.
Hei Gang let out a long sigh, hugging the toilet and sobbing.
Finally... finally, the time of being under reverse control was over! It was way too hard to endure!
(●ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ωᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "Boss Nan Shen, I..."
Jiangnan glared: (｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "Pfft! Don't look at me! Even your gaze makes me sick. Cover your head and squat down! Stay a billion meters away!"
Hei Gang shrank his neck and cried even more sorrowfully into the toilet.
Jiangnan propped his chin, deep in thought.
The effect of the Not-Right Soap lasted 30 minutes. Based on past experience, the side effects would probably last about 24 hours, right?
Hei Gang and the others clearly hadn't gotten through the side effects yet.
Just then, with a loud "Boom!", the entire male prison district seemed to shake!
Through the observation window, Jiangnan saw something fly past in a blur.
He quickly stuck his head out to watch the commotion.
That flying object turned out to be a thick Strong-Phase Alloy door!
It was badly deformed, like crumpled waste paper!
∑(°口°๑) "Whoa? What's going on? Who's so fierce?"
But the patrolling guard, seeing the door that had flown who knows how far, turned pale with fear!
He didn't call for anyone, didn't sound the alarm, but immediately turned around and retreated, not even continuing his patrol!
Jiangnan looked at the deformed door, puzzled. It looked familiar.
Wasn't that the door separating the male and female prison districts? He had seen it when he went to the female district with Jiu Lan?
Footsteps approached, and an ethereal humming echoed through the corridor!
ヾ(❀❛ั◡❛ั)ﾉ "Chong'er fei~ Chong'er fei~ Who will I pick today~"
The moment the song sounded, the entire male prison district fell into absolute silence!
So quiet that even breathing seemed to stop, making the ethereal humming even clearer and more melodious.
Jiangnan was stunned: "A woman? A female prisoner came to the male district?"
Hei Gang was terrified, lowering his voice urgently:
୧(☍益⁰●)୨ "Boss Nan! Come here! Don't watch the show if you want to live!"
"Hide quickly, don't make a sound! If you get taken, you won't have a life left!"
Jiangnan was astonished, turning around in confusion:
(๑•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What's the matter? A female prisoner came to our male district, and this is your reaction?"
"Wouldn't making an amber specimen be the only way to justify all these years you've been locked up?"
Hei Gang was so scared he was sweating iron:
(•́益•̀٥) "Huh? That's Chong Feiyu! A sky-high level criminal! The Widow Maker! The Male Silver Shark Hand! One of the nine Mother Insect Emperors of the insect race!"
"A Star Devourer level existence! Also the only female prisoner who dares to wander around the male district! She comes here to pick toys!"
Jiangnan shuddered violently: "Damn! A Mother Insect Emperor from the insect race?"
Terrified, he scrambled under the bed!
Given the insect race's appearance, being picked wouldn't be some romantic encounter!
It would definitely be a nightmare of nightmares!
Just thinking about it made Jiangnan retch!
But a sky-high level criminal? Why wasn't she locked up? After all, Yakeli was imprisoned.
But recalling the deformed door just now, Jiangnan's mouth twitched. She probably couldn't be contained, right?
He had only heard Di Chou mention that Ming He Death Prison held Star Devourer level prisoners before, thinking it was just boasting.
After all, beings as powerful as Star Devourers could destroy galaxies—how could they be imprisoned here?
Who would have thought there really was one?
Wait... Chong Feiyu? Wasn't she the one who stole his Happiness from the tool room?
Jiu Lan had told him about her.
Wait, so the injuries on Jiu Lan were from her beating? And his Happiness was in her hands?
Star Devourer?
(〃꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) Pfftwaaah—
Jiangnan almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!
How was he supposed to get it back?
If she kept holding onto it, he would never be able to obtain Happiness!
But maybe this was an opportunity?
Jiangnan's expression hardened: (｡･ˇ◠ˇ･) "What... what happens if I get picked by her?"
Hei Gang was dumbfounded: ∑(°口°●) "No way, Boss Nan? You'd even go for an insect? Who knows what happens!"
"None of the prisoners picked by Chong Feiyu have ever come back alive. They all died! Why do you think she's called the Widow Maker?"
"Rumor has it they get eaten! First used, then when they're used up, eaten—nothing goes to waste! She might even lay eggs on you, using you as a larva incubator!"
Jiangnan's hair stood on end. Damn? That terrifying?
Just imagining it made him resist. Who knows what goes on!
Everyone who knows is already a ghost!
The hell with "used up and then eaten"! At that moment, Jiangnan didn't even want Happiness anymore!
...
In the corridor, a petite girl wandered casually.
She was about 1.6 meters tall, wearing a pure white silk dress and a large white silk sunhat.
Even her hair was pure white silk, straight down to her waist, with one side braided into a small plait, looking innocent and playful.
Her figure was modest, like a bud just showing its tip, but she had delicate collarbones, and her skin was as white as snow.
Her face was flawless, with a straight little nose, arched brows like crescent moons, cute lips, and large eyes full of clarity.
Her ears were pointed, not too different from human form, but all her joints moved like a doll's, yet her movements weren't stiff.
It was Chong Feiyu, taking a stroll in the male prison district.
She walked with light steps, humming a tune, playing with a black jade bracelet in her small hand, twirling it around her finger with a clattering sound.
The material wasn't precious—it was handmade from Obsidian Race eyeballs.
But now Chong Feiyu frowned, covering her nose.
(๑•᷄ก•᷅) "What's that smell? Disgusting! Don't men care about hygiene at all? So gross! Ugh—"
Even her retching motion was so cute!
Chong Feiyu acted like she was shopping, wandering past cell doors, picking out men she fancied.
She opened the observation window and peeked inside.
Two male prisoners lay face down, covered in blood, trembling on the ground, not daring to meet her eyes, afraid of being chosen.
(乛﹏乛๑) "Ew~ What's this? You guys are ruining my mood! Pfft!"
Annoyed, Chong Feiyu slammed the observation window shut and kicked the cell door in frustration.
The Strong-Phase Alloy door dented deeply, as fragile as rubber mud!
After checking several dozen cells, she grew more and more irritated.
(๑ớ～ờ) "Ugh~ What junk is this? Can't I find a single decent man? One look and I'm annoyed, and they stink!"
It wasn't entirely her fault—all the male prisoners carried the strange fragrance of the Not-Right Soap.
Like repels like, opposites attract. How could she find any appealing?
She eventually reached Wang Youzhi's cell.
"Hmm? What race are you? I've never seen one before. Hidden Spirit Clan? No, your ears aren't pointed. Angel Race? Where are your wings?"
Right then, Wang Youzhi and Chong Daqiang were also lying on the floor. Wang Youzhi had naturally heard about Chong Feiyu from Chong Daqiang.
How could he dare remain in female form? He quickly switched back to male.
Otherwise, like attracts like—if he got picked by Chong Feiyu, he'd lose his male character!
He treasured it quite a bit.
At the mention, Wang Youzhi couldn't help but boast:
(︶৺︶#) "Me? Heh~ I'm a Human!"
Chong Feiyu was startled: (∗❛ั～❛ั∗) "Human? I've never heard of that. A newly arrived race? Oh? Wait!"
She seemed to recall something: "About three thousand years ago, there was a guy who was forced into the Minghe Star Domain and fought a battle there. He was called Jiang... Jiang... what was it?"
Wang Youzhi raised an eyebrow: (#◔д◔ิ) "Jiang Fan?"
Chong Feiyu nodded: "Ah, right, right, Jiang Fan. He seemed to be a Human too. Are you from the same race?"
Wang Youzhi grinned:
(#ˇ√ˇ) "That's right! I'm a Human!"
Chong Feiyu: (｡･ˇ◠ˇ･) "Alright then, I'll pick you. I've never eaten a Human before. I want your seeds!"
With that, she kicked the cell door, which burst open and embedded itself deeply into the wall.
Wang Youzhi: =͟͟͞͞(꒪_꒪‧̣̥̇)???
੧੧(థ口థ#) "No no no! I—"
But Chong Feiyu had already pinched her nose, entered the cell, and picked Wang Youzhi up.
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "No what? Unwilling? It's not up to you! I'm in charge here! You're a bit disgusting, a bit annoying, and I don't fancy you at all!"
"But since you're a Human, it's rare to meet one. I'll make do."
With that, she carried Wang Youzhi out.
Chong Daqiang looked sanctimonious:
٩(ຈ◡ຈ๑) "Farewell, my friend!"
Wang Youzhi: !!!
Farewell my ass! He couldn't lose this male character—it was his most precious collectible!
੧੧(ᵒ̴̶̷益ᵒ̴̶̷٥) "No no no! I think you don't have to make do. I have a brother, also in prison, just arrived!"
"He's handsome, sweet-talking, well-built, and most importantly, experienced. He's the most virile man in the male district and really popular with girls. Go catch him instead—you'll definitely take a liking to him!"
"In life, why force yourself?"
Chong Feiyu paused: (〃￢～￢) "Another Human? Your brother? Newcomer?"
Wang Youzhi nodded frantically:
(｡•᷄⥎•᷅｡) "Yes, yes! He'll definitely be willing!"
Good brother! I'm giving this love to you. Don't be polite—I know you need it!
This Insect Mother Emperor isn't bad-looking. You two are a perfect match, a divine couple!
Chong Feiyu raised an eyebrow: (๑◔～◔ิ) "You're not lying to me?"
Just then, from a distant cell came a loud "Ah~ cha cha cha!" triple sneeze, clearly audible even from far away, with an echo to boot!
Wang Youzhi pointed:
☚(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "That's it, that's it! That cell over there! Hurry and go before he runs away!"
Chong Feiyu dropped Wang Youzhi, wiped her hand on the wall in disgust, and turned toward Jiangnan's cell.
Wang Youzhi let out a sigh of relief. Phew~ His male character was saved!
After all, he and Jiangnan were good brothers! You enjoy the blessings, I'll take the hardships!
How could he enjoy such fortune alone? Of course, he had to let his brother share it! My brother!