Chapter 2119: It's Really Not Right, Hey
The entire atmosphere of the bathhouse began to feel off as the guards entered!
All the prisoners' gazes focused on them.
What's going on? The guards are here to bathe too?
A large number of guards flooded in, nearly ten thousand of them!
And the bathhouse door slammed shut with a "bang"!
The guard leader, Ye Hua, swept his gaze across the room, his eyes passing over Jiangnan, and let out a cold laugh!
But he didn't come forward; instead, he led his men into the bathing area.
At this moment, Wang Youzhi was rinsing off, while Chong Dajia was humming a little tune and scrubbing foam onto his body.
Then he looked up and found himself surrounded by muscular guards wrapped in towels!
(̿▀̿⇀▀̿̿)̄(̿▀̿⥎▀̿̿)̄(̿▀̿↼▀̿̿)̄
They surrounded him so tightly there was no gap, not even a drop of water could pass through!
Wang Youzhi curled his lip: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "What? You want to wash together too? Don't you see this showerhead is taken?"
"Go wash at another one..."
Before he could finish, Ye Hua sneered and threw a punch at Wang Youzhi!
It was a nail punch mixed with Stygian energy!
The punch was extremely fast, turning the shower water splashing out into a fine mist!
With a "bang," it slammed into Wang Youzhi's stomach!
(|||ଵ3ଵ) pfft~
Wang Youzhi flew up on the spot, was driven into the wall by the powerful blow, and spat out a mouthful of old blood!
Then he slid down, clutching his stomach.
Jiangnan's eyes narrowed, his face dark. They were here to pick a fight, huh?
Even though Wang Youzhi had drunk the megapower water, his physical fitness still couldn't match that of the Netherworld race.
What's more, their attacks were laced with Stygian energy, clearly intending to hit hard.
Chong Dajia no longer cared about scrubbing foam; he immediately shielded Wang Youzhi behind him.
(ꐦຈ益ຈ) "What do you think you're doing?"
Ye Hua sneered: (๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "What are we doing? Isn't it obvious?"
"You didn't really think you could get away with this, did you? After a whole day of compulsory labor, you hand in this measly amount of Styx crystals?"
"Do you really think you can just fool around in the Ming He Death Prison and not take it seriously?"
"Have you forgotten who's really in charge here?"
As Ye Hua spoke, the guards had already blocked the prisoners who were bathing, cracking their necks and knuckles with crisp sounds.
Grins spread across their faces.
Samoy and Boden also swallowed hard. They were about to start dishing out punishment?
Ye Hua said flatly: "Today, we'll give you a special reward. This bath time is extended to thirty minutes!"
"Thirty minutes from now, the hot water in this pool will be dyed the color of blood!"
"If you don't get beaten for a day, you feel uncomfortable, right? Everyone, make a move! If you can't kill them, then beat them to death!"
With that, Ye Hua gathered his strength and threw a fierce uppercut at Chong Dajia!
"You want to protect him? You two are really thick as thieves, aren't you? You have no idea how hard my fist really is!"
Chong Dajia gritted his steel teeth and turned his head, ready to take the hit.
(ꐦ⋟益⋞)
After all, Wang Youzhi's account was more precious; his own physical fitness was much stronger.
Ye Hua's full-force uppercut slammed into Chong Dajia's chin!
But then, a jaw-dropping scene occurred!
The moment Ye Hua's fist hit Chong Dajia's body, it was deflected by a strange force attached to his surface!
It didn't even land on Chong Dajia!
Ye Hua's fist slipped like that, and with a "bang," smashed into his own face!
(٥ຈ⍸ຈ)ᕦ(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) "Bang!"
Ye Hua was knocked sideways, knocked out cold by his own fist!
His body went stiff, and he fell backward onto the ground like a concrete slab, unmoving.
(#)˘◠˘)...
The entire bathhouse stared in shock at Ye Hua, who had been knocked out by his own punch!
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ...
Chong Dajia swallowed hard:
୧(⑉་⍸་⑉) "I can see your fist is indeed quite hard."
Knocking yourself out with your own punch? How does that work?
The guard beside him: (´థжథ)σ pfft~
Ye Hua, seeing black spots before his eyes, took several seconds to come to his senses. He tilted his head and spat out three broken teeth, his face swollen from his own punch.
Seeing everyone around him holding back laughter, his face turned green.
What the hell?
How did it slip? That punch of mine could deform strong-phase alloy!
It slipped? Was it because this Chong Dajia was covered in soap bubbles, making him too slippery?
How is that possible?
(#)°᷄益°᷅) "What are you all staring at? Get to work!"
With Ye Hua's command, all the guards began to move, launching a brutal beating on the prisoners in the bathhouse!
The guards surrounding Chong Dajia attacked simultaneously, throwing heavy punches at him!
Chong Dajia spun around, quickly shielding Wang Youzhi on the ground.
The next moment, countless fists landed on Chong Dajia's back!
A series of "shwoop shwoop" sounds came as every fist that hit his back slid off!
With zero friction, all the terrifying force behind those heavy blows was transferred and deflected!
None of it actually landed on Chong Dajia!
Some people even had their punches slide and hit others!
A chorus of "What the? Ow, what the?" echoed!
Chong Dajia didn't feel much, just a light touch...
No way? The guards' beatings are this gentle now?
Are they really trying to hit me? Or do they want to do something weird to me?
Wang Youzhi, shielded beneath him, was also stunned:
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) "Damn! Dajia, your physical fitness is this awesome now? Taking hits from so many people and coming out fine?"
Chong Dajia was also dumbfounded:
୧(٥ຈ～ຈ) "They're not even trying, right?"
Ye Hua rubbed his face and stood up: "Hit him! Why aren't you hitting him?"
The guards looked helpless: "We are hitting him! But he's too slippery. Our fists can't land, can't get any force on him! Every time we hit him, it slides off!"
"This... this is just not right!"
No matter how hard they tried, it was like a full-power strike hitting nothing, sinking into cotton!
Ye Hua fumed: "I don't believe this!"
"Nail punch!"
With a roar, Ye Hua threw a standard nail punch at Chong Dajia's back!
A "shwoop" sound, and the punch slid off wildly, poking directly into the guard beside him!
With a "bang," that guard was sent flying like a cannonball, spat blood, and passed out on the spot!
Ye Hua: ???
What the hell?
"Water! Water! It must be the soap bubbles on him! Wash it off!"
Someone immediately fetched a bucket of hot water from the pool and splashed it over Chong Dajia!
With a splash, all the soap bubbles were washed off his body!
Now, Chong Dajia's black insect armor gleamed with a dark luster, sparkling and shiny!
Smooth as a baby's skin, pure like a brand-new car—the paint job was impeccable, alright?
The guards swarmed again, but without exception, their fists slid off again!
At this moment, Chong Dajia swallowed. Damn?
They can't hit me?
So he stood up from the ground, and at the same time, over a dozen guards kept throwing punches at him!
The "shwoop shwoop" sounds never stopped. Not a single punch landed. All attacks slid off!
Chong Dajia stood among the guards like nothing was happening, weathering the storm of blows without moving an inch!
His confidence soared!
He raised his hand and gave Ye Hua a big slap!
(ꐦຈ‸ຈ)۶(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) pfft~
A crisp "smack," Ye Hua's head was knocked sideways, his face burning with pain!
Ye Hua's eyes turned red:
(#)థ益థ)σ "You dare hit me! You actually dare hit me! I'll beat you to death!"
He then unleashed the complete Netherworld Eight Forms, frantically pummeling Chong Dajia!
But every attack that landed on Chong Dajia slid off without exception!
Chong Dajia: (。ຈ̫ຈ) "Ehehe~"
I can hit others, but others can't hit me?
A wicked gleam appeared in his eyes as he swung both hands, slapping Ye Hua's face repeatedly!
Though the damage was low, the humiliation was immense!
Ye Hua went crazy: "Can't hit him? Why can't I hit him? Damn it! Beat him! Beat him to death!"
At this moment, Chong Dajia's indestructible physical golden body had taken shape!
Walking through ten thousand soldiers, not a single fist touched him!
Wang Youzhi's eyes shone with unparalleled light!
Holy crap! It must be that soap!
Awesome! So awesome! Isn't this invincible?
Who cares about the so-called side effects now? If he didn't use it, he might get beaten to death!
Wang Youzhi crawled frantically on the ground and finally found the "Not Right Soap" that had been thrown aside.
Without a second thought, he slathered it all over his body, not missing a single spot!
After coating himself, he stood up directly from the ground!
He even climbed onto the partition platform, aimed at the densest group of guards, and leaped toward them with a big jump!
✧*｡٩(ˊ口ˋ◦)و✧*｡ "Come! Hit me! Hit me as much as you want! If you can land a punch on me today, I'll admit you're good!"
The guards weren't about to indulge him. They swarmed and unleashed the Netherworld Eight Forms on Wang Youzhi!
But the "shwoop shwoop" sounds didn't stop. Every attack sliding off his body without landing!
Can't hit him at all!
Wang Youzhi picked his nose with one hand and swung slaps with the other!
He even had the audacity to use his face to meet the guards' nail punches and knee strikes!
Every attack slid off, all the way to grandma's house!
(〃•᷄↼•᷅) "Hehe~ I gave you the chance, but you couldn't deliver, huh?"
The guards were furious: "Brothers! Everyone has weaknesses! Come on! Attack his lower three paths with me!"
They used every crotch-kicking move imaginable!
But Wang Youzhi just put his hands on his hips and took it all!
All attacks slid off, not a single punch landed!
He gave Jiangnan a thumbs up!
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)σ "Brother, you're something! You knew this would happen, so you let me use it first, right? Awesome! No words needed!"
Damn, I actually doubted Jiangnan's intentions?
I shouldn't have! I shouldn't have!
At this moment, a trace of guilt arose in Wang Youzhi's heart?
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)
"Ah ha~ ahaha~ Glad it works well!"
His grandma's "Not Right Soap" is the best! Indestructible physical golden body is freaking amazing!
External friction against him is zero, all incoming attacks slide off? No matter how you hit, it's not right?
Dodge MAX?
And his own attacks against others are unaffected?
Others can't hit me, but I can hit them freely?
Wow, wow, wow! If I had used this earlier, how could I have been beaten unconscious by Jiu Lan?
Why didn't I use it sooner?