Chapter 2114: Fresh Breath! Be Yourself Again
Jiangnan was speechless, having forgotten about this. This kid's roasting skills weren't up to par, so he had no choice but to accept the loss!
He stuffed the three, Black Steel and the others, back into the cockpit, then pulled out a handful of Little Soybeans and shoved them into Black Steel's mouth!
"Don't be afraid! These soybeans can detoxify. Just pilot your mech properly! Follow your Brother Nan! A bright future awaits, got it?"
Before Black Steel could even get a good look, he swallowed the soybeans, his expression extremely strange.
Were these really soybeans, or something like little poop beans?
You pulled them out of your back pocket—it's really hard not to be suspicious!
And since when did human poop beans have such effects?
Before Black Steel could question it, the overwhelming sensation hit him. His abdomen roared like thunder.
His eyes bulged:
(●⊙口⊙) "Boss Nan Shen! I feel like I'm—"
Jiangnan gulped, glanced at the cockpit, and broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead.
(•́ω•̀٥) "You're right on the money. Let it all out. Don't hold back for anyone, not even yourself!"
"Just remember to clench your teeth tight, so the smell doesn't leak out, got it?"
With that, he dashed off in a flash to the top of Taluo's head.
Black Steel: ???
What the heck does "clench your teeth tight" mean!
At this moment, Black Steel turned his head and looked at the dark, deep throat behind the cockpit...
(︶益︶●) "Brother! Sorry about this. Just bear with it—I'll be quick!"
Taluo suddenly had a bad feeling about this.
What do you mean "quick"? And what's with clenching teeth tight?
Why do I have such a bad premonition?
The ferocity of the Little Soybeans was far beyond what Black Steel could handle.
At this moment, Black Steel no longer suppressed himself. He chose to clench his teeth and let it all out.
"Boom!"
And now Taluo's body began to synchronize with Black Steel's movements. A boundless surge of wild energy shot out from his tail nozzle!
With a thunderous rumble, his pants burst open!
(･ˇ凸ˇ･｡:)=З=З=З "Rumble!"
In an instant, the kilometer-tall, three-headed, six-armed Taluo mech gained unparalleled acceleration!
It was like afterburners had been engaged, charging through the Styx River at terrifying speed!
Wang Youzhi cheered excitedly through the gap in Taluo's front teeth!
٩(⋟口⋞*)و "The mech is awesome! So cool!"
Who could resist a living mech that you can actually pilot?!
Chong Dajiang twitched his mouth: "And it even comes with methane acceleration? Seriously?"
Behind Taluo, yellow smoke billowed, while thick black smoke rolled out from the gap in Tari Luo's front teeth!
Waves of black smoke drifted out of the tooth gap. The PM2.5 levels in the cockpit were severely off the charts!
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Go! Show the Bully Gang who's really the boss of this Minghe Death Prison!"
Taluo / Black Steel: "Yes! Boss Nan Shen!"
Jiangnan quickly pinched his nose:
(￢ก￢ꐦ) "Tch! Don't talk! The smell's leaking out!"
Black Steel was now multitasking: detoxifying, piloting the mech, and enduring the exhaust fumes. The smoke stung his eyes so badly he was in tears—he was busy as hell!
But Taluo was already rolling his eyes.
(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ|||)...
Damn it. Knocking out my front teeth was one thing. Using me as a mech was another.
But what the hell are you all doing inside my mouth?! Can't you pay attention to basic hygiene?!
Stop farting! Hold it in! Hold it in!
At this rate, I'm going to end up with bad breath!
The other two heads, Tayue Luo and Taxing Luo, inexplicably breathed a sigh of relief.
Good... at least Chong Dajiang and Wang Youzhi in my mouth didn't fart!
Only Tari Luo was unlucky.
For some reason, they both felt a bit lucky!
With Taluo's speed and the methane boost, they quickly caught up to the fleeing Samo and Bodeng.
The two looked at Taluo in terror.
ﾚ(⚆益⚆;)ﾍ "What's going on? Is the boss chasing us while farting? Does he have to go all out like this?!"
ﾚ(￢﹏￢;)ﾍ "Sigh—why did the boss get so huge? Isn't the Desolate God clan ability unusable in the Minghe Star Domain? And why is Jiangnan standing on the boss's head? Have they teamed up?"
"The boss's front tooth gap is pretty big—why is black smoke coming out?"
Clearly, they had no idea that Taluo had already become Jiangnan's Desolate God mech!
Jiangnan urged: "They're caught up! Hit them! Hit them now!"
Black Steel was crying from the exhaust fumes:
(●ᵒ̴̶̷̥́益˂̶́) "No can do, Boss Nan Shen! The smog is too thick—can't see a thing!"
Jiangnan glared: "Idiot! Doesn't the mech have a ventilation system? Turn on the air exchange!"
Black Steel's eyes lit up. Right! Why didn't I think of that?
He opened his mouth wide to inhale, then exhaled through his nose, freshening his breath.
Taluo synchronized, inhaling through the mouth and exhaling through the nose.
Instantly, the air in the cockpit became fresh again, while black smoke started pouring out of Tari Luo's nostrils!
Black Steel was ecstatic. Boss Nan Shen really knows what's up!
So he kept breathing in and out frantically.
[From Taluo's resentment value +1009] ×3!
Are you guys even human? Do I have to breathe secondhand farts too?
I've never suffered this much in my life!
I regret this. I don't want to be a mech anymore. Just kill me now!
Tari Luo was already rolling his eyes from the secondhand fart exposure!
Tayue Luo and Taxing Luo breathed a sigh of relief.
Good thing our drivers—
But before they could finish their sigh, they heard a scream from Taxing Luo's side!
Because the suction was too strong, Chong Dajiang, unable to hold on, accidentally fell toward the throat!
"Hey, don't—"
Before he could finish, Taxing Luo felt himself swallow some foreign object, which went straight down his stomach!
It seemed his driver was gone?
That insect was a dung beetle, right...
Taxing Luo: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄...
Instantly, resentment values skyrocketed!
But neither Wang Youzhi nor Black Steel noticed, still immersed in the joy of piloting the mech!
With clear vision now, Black Steel struck out at the fleeing Samo and Bodeng!
The two were terrified!
"Boss! What are you doing? Are you possessed? We're on the same side!"
"How can you help Jiangnan? The brothers are waiting—"
Before they could finish, Taluo threw a punch, knocking each of them out like little cuties, then clamped them between his fingers to restrain them!
Even Samo and Bodeng, given the absolute gap in strength with Taluo, had no room to resist and were subdued!
Taluo's heart trembled!
2D! 3D! It's really not my fault—I can't control myself now either!
Jiangnan stood on Taluo's head, laughing heartily: "Don't try to resist! Do you understand now who's the real lord of this Minghe Death Prison?"
"Want to take me down? You're all a few billion years too young! Be good and obedient, and you might just live!"
"I'm not only going to detox you, remove your tattoos, but I can even cure your root problems!"
Samo and Bodeng exchanged glances and could only nod in frustration.
If even the boss couldn't do anything, then no one could deal with Jiangnan!
How did the situation reverse so fast?
But a real man knows when to bend and when to stand tall!
Mainly because the offer to cure their root problems was impossible to refuse!
No way—he just gave too much!
Seeing them willing to cooperate, Jiangnan fed them Little Soybeans too.
The moment they swallowed, their stomachs reacted!
Samo was sweating with urgency:
(⋟益⋞‧̣̥̇) "I feel like—"
Jiangnan casually said: ╮(•́～•̀)╭ "Normal reaction. Since you're poisoned, detoxing naturally means expelling the toxins!"
Samo and Bodeng struggled internally. Why didn't you say so earlier?
So the boss shooting off like fireworks earlier was also detoxing?
They had no idea that Taluo wasn't detoxing—he was just plain farting!
But they couldn't hold it in any longer, yet Black Steel controlled Taluo to keep clamping them between his fingers, not letting go!
Bodeng panicked: (இжஇ|||) "Can you let us—"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑•̌～•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Let you what?"
Just then, Bodeng shuddered, his expression relaxing:
(⁼̴△⁼̴|||) "Never mind... too late. It's already started..."
Samo covered his face with his hand. This was in the Styx River, with the energy currents so turbulent. The... the boss probably wouldn't notice, right?
Taluo's mental state had completely collapsed. Damn it, don't get it on my hand!
Tari Luo had already given up thinking, inhaling secondhand farts.
Tayue Luo and Taxing Luo felt the vibrations between their fingers and wanted to die.
These two hands... they might as well be cut off!
Anyway, they had six hands—losing two wouldn't kill them!
And now, Taluo, carrying the group, charged straight toward the Bully Gang's underlings!
...
On the river surface, Xingluo, Karl, and Bing Chacha were all staring intently at the water where the tow ropes gathered, eagerly anticipating Jiangnan suffering and begging for mercy!
But after a while, all the Bully Gang underlings floated belly-up to the surface, like a bunch of dead fish turned over!
Thick and dense, they were dragged by the tow ropes, washed wantonly by the Styx River's currents!
The sight was truly spectacular—even electrofishing wouldn't bring up this many fish in one go!
Xingluo and Karl were stunned. What's going on?
Bing Chacha's heart tightened. Could the Bully Gang be this weak?
With their physiques, they should be able to hold out in the Styx River for a while. It's only been half an hour—how did they float up?
And so many of them?
Frowning deeply, Bing Chacha flew to the river surface to inspect. These prisoners had blackish-green faces, but no injuries on their bodies.
Strange?
"What are you all doing? This is work time! Who told you to slack off? Stop playing dead and get back down to mine crystals!"
But immediately, one prisoner burst into loud sobs!
(*꒦ິ口꒦ີ) "My wife ran off with another man! My kid doesn't even have my surname! I'm nothing but a stick that stirs shit! I don't want to live anymore! Waaah—"
(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) "Life isn't worth it! Not worth it at all! I have no future! The moment I entered death prison, I was already dead! What's the point of living?!"
At this moment, the Bully Gang prisoners were hugging each other and crying, tears spraying like water guns!
Collective emO!
Bing Chacha's forehead bulged with veins:
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅ꐦ) "I don't care if life isn't worth it! I don't give a damn about your future or whether you want to die!"
"Stop crying like you're at a funeral here! You don't want to live? Believe me, I'll make you die right now!"
"All of you, dive down! Anyone who doesn't, double the workload! You might as well live in the Styx River!"
With that, he spread his arms and summoned a huge wave tens of thousands of meters high, crashing down on them!
The Bully Gang prisoners' faces turned white. Even though they were emO to the point of not wanting to live, they still didn't want to die now!
Forced by the threat, they all dived back into the river to avoid the wave!