# Chapter 2109: Can't Even Protect Themselves! Guarding the Prison and Stealing from It?
Xing Luo's luxurious five-star prison cell!
The two lay on the bed like corpses, with huge dark circles under their eyes, staring at the crystal chandelier on the ceiling!
(✡‾-‾✡)…(✡‾⍸‾✡)…
Even though it was already late at night, the two still couldn't fall asleep peacefully!
Afraid that if they fell asleep, they would inexplicably get beaten up!
Carl: (✡‾～‾) "Hey~ Lord Xing Luo, are we really safe like this? I still feel uneasy in my heart?"
Xing Luo stared wide-eyed: (✡‾益‾✡) "If this isn't safe, then what is? If he dares to come today, he's finished!"
Carl turned his head and saw ten burly men of the Netherworld Race standing by the bed!
They were naked from the waist up, holding their shoulders and surrounding the bed, each one like a mountain of muscle!
Dutifully guarding the personal safety of Xing Luo and Carl!
The prison guard squad leader gave a fierce grin!
(┘⊙~͜ʖ~⊙└) "Lord Xing Luo! Lord Carl! Sleep in peace! With us guarding here, we guarantee you'll have a restful sleep!"
Carl: (✡ರ益ರ✡)!!!
It's precisely because you're standing here that I freaking can't sleep, hey!
How the hell am I supposed to sleep like this?
What if I fall asleep, and you guys don't come, but then you have a beastly outburst? Do I still want to live or not?
Who knows if these Netherworld Race muscular prison guards are still normal after being guards for so long?
The backs of Carl and Lord Xing Luo are tattooed with "Safe Entry and Exit" and "Orderly Advance and Retreat," dammit!
To some extent, these ten big men guarding the two of them sleeping are even more terrifying!
Carl swallowed his saliva:
(•̆﹏•̆) "Can you guarantee that after we fall asleep, we won't end up with a head full of big men?"
The prison guard squad leader patted his chest:
(┘ಡ~͜ʖ~ಡ└) "I guarantee you won't find it harder, won't be in a dilemma, and won't be in a difficult position!"
Xing Luo: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄…
So familiar? This prison guard squad leader isn't a good guy either!
Just then, "creak~" a sound echoed, especially abruptly in the silent prison!
Jiangnan directly opened the door, and seeing the ten big men standing by the bed, he also broke out in a cold sweat!
The air was deathly silent!
Jiangnan's mouth twitched:
(๑¯ิ﹏¯ิ) "You guys really can't even protect yourselves? Looks like tonight's workload is pretty heavy!"
Xing Luo and Carl instantly widened their eyes and hugged each other tightly!
(ɔథ益థ(ಥ口ಥC)
The prison guard squad leader widened his eyes:
(┘⚆益⚆└) "Jiangnan? Fruit..."
In an instant, Jiangnan disappeared from the spot!
"Flash Step! Decapitation • Ten Consecutive Strikes!"
A series of dull slashing sounds rang out in the prison cell!
All ten prison guards were struck by Jiangnan until their brains had insufficient blood supply, and their vision went black!
Then burlap sacks covered their heads! Hei Gang Wang Youzhi Chong Da Qiang quickly rushed up with paralysis control!
In the blink of an eye, the entire scene was under control!
Although these prison guards were strong, they were nothing compared to Jiu Lan. Jiangnan could even knock Jiu Lan unconscious!
It was too normal to handle these prison guards!
"Only ten? Not enough? Who are you looking down on?"
Xing Luo widened his eyes and was about to shout!
Jiangnan grinned, putting a finger to his lips!
(˶‾᷄ก‾᷅˵) "Shh~ If you don't want to die, keep your mouth shut. Clock in for Xuan Luo, day two! A yo ray?"
Carl was so scared that tears were about to fly out, but he still couldn't change the fact that he was going to be clocked in!
Work time has arrived! Give me electric fists, give me electric fists~
Electric fist clock-in! Fist~ fist~ fist!
I want electric fists, I want electric fists!
Electric fist clock-in! Ao ao ao~
...
Just as Jiangnan was clocking in with great enthusiasm, in the Calamity Zone!
Bully Gang headquarters prison cell!
A burly man ten meters tall was currently meditating with his eyes closed!
His muscles were like wires, and he had a purple-gold buzz cut!
His skin also had a purple-gold sheen!
What was astonishing was that this burly man had six arms and three heads. On the foreheads of the three heads were the marks of the sun, moon, and stars respectively!
This person was none other than the leader of the Bully Gang!
Ta Luo!
Each of his six hands held a quark ball, his fingers easily digging into the balls!
He was holding the balls and lifting weights to train his muscles!
One of his three heads was sleeping, one was deep in thought, and one was sweating profusely!
His lower body was standing on one foot, frantically practicing squats, even leaving footprints on the floor!
This Ta Luo was not from an ordinary race but from the extremely rare Desolate God Clan, which was now almost extinct and could no longer be considered a race!
And Ta Luo also had a cellmate!
A sunny boy with short golden hair and a small braid, looking very similar to humans!
Extremely handsome, his race was the Fairy Sound Clan!
His name was Suo Na!
He was currently leaning against the wall, listening to the knocking sounds and reading work reports!
(♪ᵒ̴̶̷ωᵒ̴̶̷) "Boss! I'm talking to you! Three heads can't even fart out half a word. I'm asking how to handle this!"
"A new human named Jiangnan has arrived. He's pretty fierce. He took care of Second and Third Brother. He's riding on our necks and shitting. Not only did he beat them up, but he also stole all the Styx Crystal inventory!"
"It seems he used some method to sneak into Second and Third Brother's cell at night!"
"We've also run out of Styx Crystals, and there's no more tribute coming. Do you want to come out and deal with this?"
One of Ta Luo's heads glared:
(ꐦʘ̆口ʘ̆) "I'm telling you, don't be too arrogant! Do you know who's the big boss and who's the little one?"
"I'm the boss! Ta Ri Luo and Ta Yue Luo are sleeping and exercising respectively. I'm chatting. Where are there three heads?"
Suo Na rolled his eyes:
(꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ♪) "I say you're sick. Why do you have to distinguish so finely? You even separate them into one, two, three. To be honest, after all these years with you, I still can't tell the difference between these three heads. They all look the same!"
"After all, what's the principle of you Desolate God Clan? All three heads can think independently? If one gets a cerebral thrombosis, will it affect the other two heads?"
"If you kiss, if Ta Ri Luo kisses, will Ta Yue Luo and Ta Xing Luo feel a sense of participation? Or will they be jealous?"
"By the way, this..."
Ta Luo: !!!
(ꐦ◣益◢) "You son of a bitch! You're annoying me with all this gibberish! If you want to know about the sense of participation, just try it and find out!"
Ta Luo's gaze fell on Suo Na, and he swallowed his saliva!
Suo Na shuddered and immediately became serious, opening his mouth and shouting:
٩(♪Ò口Ó)و "Gei~"
When the road is uneven, shout gei!
Even God shed tears when hearing it!
This "gei" was extremely ethereal, like the voice of God from heaven, with its own echo!
Ta Luo shuddered and suddenly woke up, giving up on that dangerous thought just now!
Suo Na finally breathed a sigh of relief. Good thing I have a special skill, or the situation would be terrible, dammit!
Ta Ri Luo was suddenly awakened by Suo Na's "gei" and raised his hand to hit Ta Xing Luo!
(￢益￢ꐦ) "What the hell are you doing? Don't you know I'm sleeping?"
Ta Xing Luo glared:
(ꐦರ益ರ) "You hit me? Are you sick?"
Ta Yue Luo: (≖_≖٥) "He did it, not me. That hand just now wasn't under my control!"
Ta Luo suddenly raised one hand and started poking Ta Ri Luo's eye, while the other hand started picking Ta Xing Luo's nose!
Suo Na: (≖_≖)...
This guy is fighting himself...
"Hey! Getting back to business! How do we handle this Jiangnan?"
Ta Luo was stunned, then grinned fiercely: "Kill him, of course. I've been in seclusion for too long and haven't shown my face. It seems the Ming He Death Prison has forgotten how I became the Bully Gang leader!"
"Going down the river tomorrow? That's our chance. It'll also replenish our Styx Crystal inventory!"
"By the way, find out how Jiangnan moves between cells without obstacles. This might be useful for our plan!"
Suo Na's mouth twitched: "I heard this Jiangnan is quite valued by the higher-ups. Can we kill him? Aren't you afraid..."
Ta Luo grinned fiercely: "Why not? What else do I have to be afraid of? Increase my sentence? I've been sentenced to life imprisonment for years!"
Suo Na covered his face. That was true, after all, Ta Luo had killed quite a few prisoners over the years!
"So how's it going? You've used a lot of Styx Crystals over the years!"
Ta Luo squinted: "I think it's about right. As a Desolate God Clan member, my physical fitness is not inferior to the Netherworld Race. I can even survive in the Styx for a long time based on my physical fitness alone!"
"But mental strength is my only pain point. As long as my mental strength can withstand the attacks of the Netherworld Race!"
"Then nothing in this Styx Prison can stop me! Then the plan can be activated!"
"Anyone who obstructs my great plan must die! Including this guy named Jiangnan!"
Jiangnan finished clocking in, deleted the files, and got off work!
He gave Da Zhi a cool tattoo, then turned around and went back to his cell to catch up on sleep!
The next morning, the assembly horn sounded!
The prison guards carried steel bars and knocked on each cell door!
"Sleep, my ass! Everyone get up! Today, except for the Sky-Devouring level, all prisoners in all cell areas have to go down the river to touch stones!"
"Everyone gather at the Wave-Breaking Square. Latecomers get a bag-sandwich meal!"
Jiangnan got up, full of energy, humming a little tune as he went to assemble!
Da la la~ (ง⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴)ว~ ♩♬♫♪
Going down the river to touch stones? I'm best at stirring up muddy waters and catching fish!
...
Xing Luo's five-star luxury cell. When the assembly horn came, they were all woken up by it!
Normally, there wouldn't be a problem!
But the biggest problem was that Xing Luo, Carl, and the ten prison guards all woke up from the same bed!
At this moment, Xing Luo and Carl's prison uniforms were ragged, and they felt sore all over and couldn't move!
Their injuries were even worse than yesterday!
(#)థ口థ(ಥ口ಥ(#) "Ah!!!"
The scream of a groundhog echoed through the Ming He Death Prison!
Xing Luo widened his eyes and screamed:
(#)థ益థ) "I knew it! I knew you guys had no good intentions!"
"Get down! All of you, get the hell down! Tell me, did you guys do it?"
At this moment, Xing Luo and Carl's memories were still stuck at the point of "dilemma" and "difficult situation"!
After that, they knew nothing. When they woke up, it was already morning!
As soon as they opened their eyes and saw this scene, combined with the soreness all over and the torn clothes, who wouldn't have a mental breakdown?
The prison guards were also shocked. What's going on? How did we fall asleep on the bed?
They quickly got out of bed to explain:
୧(ლ⁼̴﹏⁼̴) "Things are not what you think. It really wasn't us!"
"We didn't do anything!"
Carl roared: Σ(≥口≤(#) "Bullshit! If it wasn't you guys, then who was it? In the end, you still did it!"
"Wuwu~ You're animals! You're guarding the prison and stealing from it!"
They had thought of calling the prison guards to protect their safety, but who would have thought it would end up like this?
It's over! I'm dirty!
I'm not clean anymore!
Xing Luo covered his face: "Son of a bitch! How does the Ming He Death Prison do its job? Is this the legendary preferential treatment? Bullshit!"
"I'm going to report this! I want to complain! I want to inform Lord Di Chou!"
In reality... Jiangnan didn't do anything. He just beat up Xing Luo and Carl!
Then deleted everyone's files and threw them all onto the bed together...
This situation was something Jiangnan never expected!