Chapter 2085: Protective Charm
The physical qualities of the Netherworld Race were extremely abnormal, but if one used this bullhorse pen to pixelate them!
Changing their original properties, wouldn't it be easy to break through their defenses?
And you could also earn some material money from the pixelated small blocks?
This was definitely an artifact no less than the Equalizer Small Stool, right?
The bullhorse pen was truly a bullhorse pen!
So Jiangnan curiously used his pixelated arm to knock on the quark ball!
Hearing a "clatter" sound, the pixelated arm shattered directly on the ground, becoming obsidian-material pixelated blocks!
The broken part of the arm was also pixelated in appearance, with no blood visible!
Jiangnan chuckled, and a countless number of mature ideas were born in his mind. How is this like playing Minecraft?
Just as he was about to activate the super muscle cells to regrow, Jiangnan suddenly froze!
What the hell? Can't regrow? What's with shattering being gone?
Is it that absolute?
The instruction manual clearly stated that once the pixelation was damaged or lost, it couldn't be decoded!
And it couldn't regrow? Then wouldn't he have to be a one-armed man for life?
With a black face, Jiangnan quickly picked up the broken pixelated small blocks!
Like assembling Lego toys, he pieced his arm back together block by block, sweating profusely!
My Qilin arm, I can't lose this!
Fortunately, nothing was lost. After piecing it back, he touched it with the pen tip, the pixelation was removed, and the arm returned to its original state.
At this moment, Jiangnan was ecstatic!
A jack-of-all-trades artifact combining attack and generation functions? The bullhorse pen is awesome!
In the resource-scarce Ming He Death Prison, this was exactly what he needed!
Standing up as the prison bully of Jiang was just around the corner, right?
Since the bullhorse pen was so powerful, Jiangnan couldn't help but think about the Suspicious Soap again!
Although the name of this consolation prize seemed suspicious both in sound and appearance!
But maybe it had some other use?
Anyway, even if I die, I'm not using it myself first!
So he took out a piece of Suspicious Soap and examined it!
The soap was pink, with a "◎" concentric circle mark on it!
It emitted a refreshing fragrance, and holding it felt like touching a young girl's skin! Slippery, with a faint sense of being unable to hold it tight!
The moment he took out the soap, Jiangnan looked around cautiously, feeling a chill down his spine!
Fortunately, he was alone here. He made up his mind that even if he died, he would never let this Suspicious Soap fall on the ground!
If it fell, I won't pick it up!
[Suspicious Soap!]
Effect: "After use, the skin becomes Q-elastic and tender, smooth and delicate, with whitening and skincare effects!
Within 30 minutes, the external friction on the user is reduced to zero, forming an indestructible physical golden body, dodging MAX!
During the effect, the friction actively exerted by the user on the outside remains unaffected!
This soap is suspicious! Using it leads to no progress!
Dancing through a myriad of flowers! Not a single leaf touches the innocent body!
Note: (՞̫՞) When using, remember to apply it to every corner of the body~"
Jiangnan swallowed saliva, his expression struggling!
(￢yi￢٥) Physical golden body? Absolute defense with zero friction?
Sigh~
If he used this, no one in Ming He Death Prison could match him, right?
But "suspicious" is understandable, what the hell is "no progress"?
"A myriad of flowers"? I want to ask, are these flowers proper flowers?
Could the side effect of this Suspicious Soap be that the soap is slippery and hard to hold, and if it falls, you must pick it up, this kind of strange setting?
This setting is too setting, dammit!
If you bend down to pick it up, what innocence is left after bending?
The more Jiangnan thought about it, the more terrified he became. His head shook like a rattle drum, and he quickly put away the Suspicious Soap!
Decided to wait for the right time and let someone else try it first!
And that physical golden body sounded awesome, but who knows how effective it really was!
If he didn't use it, with the bullhorse pen, he could barely get by!
Mainly because prison and soap together are too terrifying!
Now Jiangnan felt like he had a strange disease called "Ruthlessly Destroying Flowers Paranoia"!
The screams from the solitary confinement cell continued!
Loudspeaker: "Ah~ I... I feel like I can't take it! Pfft! My leg! Mom! Mom, I miss you! I want to go home!"
"Di Chou, you old bastard, you'll die a miserable death, have a son without horns, Bing Chacha, you're not a silver!"
"Ahya yah yah~ I really can't take it! Grandma! Grandma, are you here to pick me up? No! I can't go with you! I still have my mission to complete! Bing Chacha, your arm is numb..."
At this moment, outside the solitary confinement cell, Bing Chacha had already smoked over a dozen cigars!
It had been over an hour, and Jiangnan was still shouting hoarsely, screaming!
Going back and forth with just these few lines? You really can curse, huh?
Half an hour ago, you said you couldn't take it, and now you still can't take it?
Can you or can't you?
Jiangnan's physical fitness was a miracle for enduring this long!
Bing Chacha stood up impatiently, crushing the cigar!
(￢yi￢ꐦ) "Keep an eye on me. Once there's no sound, go in and revive him. He can't die yet! When he's willing to talk, immediately notify me!"
"I don't believe that under such torture, Jiangnan can hold out for three days!"
Prison Guard Lackey: ∠(｀～´*) "Yes, Lord Bing Chacha!"
Bored and impatient, Bing Chacha left, and the few guards whispered among themselves!
"Not saying anything else, this kid is really stubborn. Maximum flow in the nightmare-level solitary confinement, and he lasted over an hour?"
"Wasn't Ta Luo, the leader of the Bully Gang, tough? He only lasted three hours before almost breaking down. Can Jiangnan really hold on? Enduring such suffering?"
"Hey, keep watching? With those screams, he won't hold out much longer. But why does he keep repeating the same few lines? I've almost memorized them!"
"Nonsense! You try cursing without repeating yourself for over an hour? Probably ran out of material? So he repeats!"
At this moment, Jiangnan, squatting in the quark ball, wore earplugs and slurped instant noodles!
Surrounded by gold bars, he was living a comfortable little life!
The only thing he couldn't let go was Da Zhi, wondering how the situation was over there!
...
In the calamity-level criminal cell area, the atmosphere was jubilant!
Because they were about to hold a grand initiation ceremony for Wang Youzhi!
At this moment, Wang Youzhi was held down by two extremely strong Titans!
Pinned firmly!
No matter how he struggled, it was useless!
Wang Youzhi shouted: (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) "Save me! Someone save me! You beasts, if you have the guts, have a real man-to-man fight with me!"
"If I'm afraid of you, I'm your father!"
At this moment, Sa Mo was embracing a golden-haired light angel of the Angel Race, exquisitely beautiful, without any flaws!
She was leaning coquettishly on Sa Mo!
Sa Mo laughed sinisterly:
(΄◞ิ↼◟ิ‵) "Oh? You want a real man-to-man fight? Isn't that exactly what we're about to do?"
"Isn't that right, brothers?"
At this moment, the prisoners in the cell cheered collectively!
Wang Youzhi's face darkened. I'm not asking for that kind of fight, dammit!
This prison life is completely different from what I imagined!
(งཀyiཀ)ง "Come on! Why haven't you come yet, dammit?"
Sa Mo was stunned: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Oh wow? So eager? Then I have no choice but to oblige!"
Wang Youzhi: ???
I wasn't talking to you!
Sa Mo patted the golden-haired light angel's backside:
(͡°ʖ̫͡°) "Go! Get him ready for me!"
The golden-haired light angel acted pitiful:
꒰ঌ(ʃƪᵒ̴̶̷̥́～ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)໒꒱ "Lord Sa Mo! With him here, you won't abandon me, will you?"
Sa Mo waved: (︶.̮︶⁄⁄⁄⁄⁄)ﾉ "No, no! You're still my favorite little cutie! Go quickly!"
Wang Youzhi almost vomited. Who the hell wants to compete for your favor?
Why hasn't he come yet?
The golden-haired light angel rubbed her hands and walked toward Wang Youzhi!
꒰ঌ(՞ټ՞)໒꒱ "Don't blame me! Blame that Jiang the Eunuch for messing up the cafeteria, spilling all our food!"
"We have no food to eat, so we have to heat you up as a dish!"
"Everyone goes through this! Don't be scared, okay!"
Wang Youzhi screamed nonstop. Jiangnan caused the trouble, why come after me, dammit!
٩(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)۶ "Blame the right person! You can't do this to me! Do you know who I am? I'll scare you to... Ah!"
Before he finished, the golden-haired light angel had already made her move!
But the next moment, the golden-haired light angel seemed to see something terrifying, stumbling back two steps!
꒰ঌ(°△°|||)໒꒱
At the same time, all the prisoners in the cell exclaimed, frantically gasping!
Σ(っ°Д°;)っ୧(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅๑)୨
Yes! Right! Wang Youzhi's Honghu Da Zhi was once again being watched by everyone!
Sa Mo said impatiently:
(⁄⁄⁄⁄ˇ yi ˇ⁄⁄⁄⁄) "What's going on? Not ready yet? What are you all shouting about?"
The golden-haired light angel turned mechanically, forcing a smile!
꒰ঌ(⌒ㅂ⌒;)໒꒱ "Re... report! Lord Sa Mo! Today's weather forecast! Local area has snow! Heavy to blizzard! Not suitable for travel! Report over!"
Sa Mo frowned, looking carefully:
Σ(@口@!!) "How can there be snow? Let me see... Sigh~"
Before he finished, Sa Mo was shocked back two steps, almost unable to stand!
!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ "What... what is this? I feel like a demon is staring at me! This this this..."
Not only Sa Mo, but the other prisoners also immediately distanced themselves from Wang Youzhi, as if they had seen something terrifying!
Wang Youzhi got up from the ground in confusion, puzzled:
୧(๑•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What's going on? Weather forecast? Aren't you starting my initiation?"
Sa Mo's gaze could kill!
(▼皿▼⁄⁄⁄⁄) "Start what start! Are you trying to kill me? What the hell is that thing?"
Wang Youzhi scratched his butt in surprise:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "This? Hemorrhoids? Not everyone has these! Extremely rare!"
Sa Mo looked disgusted:
(ya yi ya٥) "You got lucky! All of Bully Gang, listen up! No one is to touch this guy named Wang Youzhi, understand? He has the Demon's Eye! Not something we can touch!"
Without waiting for Sa Mo's order, the prisoners all nodded!
Wang Youzhi's eyes lit up. Not touching me? Damn! Hemorrhoids are actually this useful?
Good brother Jiangnan did not deceive me. This hemorrhoid is indeed a precious treasure!
In Ming He Death Prison, this is equivalent to a protective charm, dammit!
At this moment, the golden-haired light angel looked at Wang Youzhi's gaze with strange brilliance, not knowing what she was thinking!
Just then, a tall insect race broke through the crowd!
٩(͡ຈൠຈ͡) "Where? Where? Don't touch him! I'm protecting this newcomer!"
Everyone's gaze focused on the insect race!
Wang Youzhi's face darkened. Why come now? The child is dead and you bring milk? Mucus is dripping from your nose and you think to wipe?
If you came any later, my number wouldn't be complete!