Chapter 2033: An Extremely Odd In-Depth Conversation
So he quickly urged, "Take it out and let me see? If it's interesting enough, I might let you off!"
Jiangnan grinned, immediately opened his Alternate Dimension, and with a wave of his hand, two children's coin-operated rocking rides appeared on the spot!
(︶.̮︶〃)۶ "How about it? Pretty awesome, right?"
At this moment, the entire Lost Temple fell into absolute silence!
Momo and Jiang Ning's mouths twitched, and Olivia covered her face!
Dawei Tianlong almost choked to death. "What kind of junk did you bring back as an offering to Lord Black God? Even a three-year-old child wouldn't play with this thing, right?"
Black God suddenly burst forth with dozens of strands, rolling black mist surging!
"Are you messing with me? This crappy thing can be called a good treasure? No one fools a god like you do! And here I was, full of anticipation hoping you'd come see me! Isn't this the broken rocking ride used to fool that big fool Xing Luo? What's so fun about this?"
Jiangnan said displeased, (｡ˇ～ˇ｡) "Hmph! Black God doesn't know the value of this ride! Alone facing the dimension, crying in vain!"
As he spoke, he directly stepped forward, straddled the rocking ride, pulled out a coin, and threw it in. The next moment, colorful lights lit up, accompanied by low-quality sound effects echoing throughout the entire Lost Temple!
"Daddy's daddy is called grandpa~ Call grandpa~ Call grandpa!"
And the body of the rocking ride also began to rock back and forth with the rhythm of the song. At this moment, Jiangnan revealed a blissful smile, with a face of being redeemed!
˚*̥✿(◦⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴◦)❀˚*
Black God was stunned, then displeased, turned away and said, "This is extremely childish! Who would like such crappy things?"
Jiangnan laughed, (๑◔◡◔ิ๑) "Really not going to try it? If you don't try, how do you know it's not fun?"
Black God glanced at Jiangnan, seeing that his expression indeed seemed very enjoyable. (︶～︶●) "Seeing... seeing that you strongly requested and prepared carefully, I will reluctantly try it, it's not impossible."
So he stepped and straddled the rocking ride, casually grabbed, created something from nothing, and directly grabbed a coin and threw it into the coin slot. Now then, the two rocking rides began to rock back and forth with the same rhythm. The black mist all over Black God's body surged, appearing extremely relaxed.
Jiangnan said blissfully: ˚*̥✿(◦⁼̴〰⁼̴◦)❀˚*̥ "How is it? Does it feel like lying on a cloud, as if returning to the embrace of mother in childhood, making one feel at ease?"
Jiangnan indeed hadn't experienced what it felt like in a mother's embrace, but it was probably similar to this rocking ride. This was also the reason why he was obsessed with it as a child and couldn't extricate himself!
Black God: ˚*̥✿(◕⁼̴⥎⁼̴)❀˚*̥ "It's... just okay. I haven't experienced a mother's embrace, but it does feel like returning to the time of birth, when cosmic space rhythmically formed and dimensions expanded. Tender and immature. Or something like that."
Jiangnan: ???
Goddamn cosmic birth? How can riding a rocking ride let you experience such profound things?
Jiang Ning covered her face!
An Era Lord and a Dimension Overlord, the two sat on rocking rides in the extremely mysterious Lost Temple? And even discussed the riding experience? What kind of weird style is this?
Momo's pretty face blushed red from holding back, and she couldn't resist pulling out her phone and opening the record button. (´థжథ)ﾂ[]✧
Southern God is riding a rocking ride, and even brought Black God to ride together? If everyone saw this, I wonder what expressions they would have!
Xing Cheng's face was full of longing; little Bao'er also wanted to ride; it looked very fun!
The two rocked and started talking at the same time!
Black God turned his head: "It is indeed a quite novel experience. Let's say you pass for now! By the way, why did you come to find me? I thought you would never come back in this lifetime. According to your nature of only acting when there's profit, if there's nothing, you wouldn't come, right?"
Jiangnan smiled shyly: ୧(｡⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "I'm not as ruthless as you said. But indeed I came for something. I have a Thousand Stars City instance and want to team up with you to clear it. Are you coming?"
Jiang Ning: (|||꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) Pfft~
Goddamn clearing the Thousand Stars City instance! These two started discussing major starry sky issues while sitting on rocking rides! Completely different from the tense and serious atmosphere I imagined before coming!
Black God was stunned: "Clear the Thousand Stars City instance? What do you mean?"
Jiangnan shrugged: ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ "You should have paid attention to recent events. I was sold out by the Silicon-Based. Even after winning the Star Void War, they won't let us into the Sequence. They want to restore the Ten Thousand Races Accord and carry out judgment on Lan Xing."
Black God shook his head and said playfully: (◕–↼–) "Eh? I haven't paid attention at all. As a Dimension Overlord, I am busy with countless affairs, ruling this dimensional gap. Why would I pay attention to such trivial little matters?"
Jiangnan was speechless: (￢_￢) "So the 'busy with official duties' you mentioned is just driving excavators and playing games? Stop pretending. You already told Dawei Tianlong earlier, right?"
Black God spat. "Damn it, you saw through me again?" (٥–↼–) "Although I didn't pay attention, I did hear a little. From the beginning, I felt your approach was unreliable. The cake is only that big. If you humans want a share, how would the Starry Sky Races easily let you sit at the table? Moreover, with humans' ridiculous talent, this result is not surprising."
Jiangnan sighed: "So I held onto hope. Now there's really no way. If they won't let me eat the cake, then I can only flip the table and smash the cake."
Black God: ???
"The 'clear the Thousand Stars City instance' you just mentioned—you don't mean to dismantle Thousand Stars City like Jiang Fan, do you?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Otherwise? What else do you think I'm chatting with you about?"
Black God clicked his tongue after hearing: "I must say, your guts are much bigger than Jiang Fan back then. Not yet reaching Star Breaker rank and you want to dismantle Thousand Stars City? One word of advice: it's better not to do things beyond your ability, otherwise the consequences will be hard to handle."
Jiangnan chuckled: "So that's why I came to you, right? How about it? Interested in pulling a job with me?"
Black God was speechless: "Want to drag me into this? Although I'm not afraid of the Starry Sky Races, it's limited to the dimensional gap. My true body cannot descend into the three-dimensional world. Moreover, don't underestimate the Starry Sky Races. Those Star Swallowers are not pushovers. How could they let you easily dismantle Thousand Stars City? Besides, why should I help you? You think one rocking ride can bribe me? You're dreaming."
Jiangnan: "I know you can't leave, but how could I make you work for nothing?"
As he spoke, he directly pulled out the Human-Making Grass and threw it towards Black God, who caught it in his hand.
"What is this? Such a special power!"
Jiangnan smiled: "Human-Making Grass! If eaten, it can almost make any life form possess human form, traits, talents, etc. You know Xing Cheng is a Star-Devouring Giant Worm, right? Little Bao'er? Show Him!"
Then Xing Cheng immediately reverted from human form to her true body, then from true body became human again.
(O⁰̷̴口⁰̷̴)ᕤ "Mei Qiu Qiu~ Bao'er is hungry~"
Black God looked at Xing Cheng in surprise. "Good heavens, it really is a Star-Devouring Giant Worm. On the basis of its original race, it has added another human form. There are such miraculous things in the starry sky?"
"Eat eat eat! Go eat~"
As he said that, with a wave of his hand, space changed, and a huge pile of starship wreckage suddenly appeared in the Lost Temple. Xing Cheng's mouth watered, and she cheered as she rushed over.
Black God said in surprise: "This thing is indeed a good treasure. But unfortunately, it cannot have any effect on my existence. I coexist with the dimensional gap. The power of this Human-Making Grass cannot affect my being itself."
Jiangnan frowned slightly: "As expected? I originally wanted to take you out for some fun, but no chance now. But it works on your avatars! You can freely change into any of the Starry Sky Races, all can use it to transform into human form, even dimensional creatures can use it. For you, it still has some use, right?"
Black God's eyes flickered, and he sneered: "Ha~ If I want a human body now, why bother so much? Aren't you already ready-made toys? I can grab a handful anytime. Where would there be use for Human-Making Grass? This thing is just a chicken rib—tasteless to eat but a pity to discard."
Jiangnan waved his hand: (ꈍヮꈍO)ﾉ "Alright alright~ Don't scare people here. Can you really lay hands on an old friend? Besides, keeping me alive is far more interesting than turning me into your toy, right? Isn't it just you first saying how bad and useless it is to drive down the price? I understand. One is not enough, right? After the job is done, when I have more, I'll arrange another one for you, that settles it."
Black God immediately stiffened. "Damn it, can't you stop ruining my act? Can't you leave me some face? Directly exposed my intentions? In fact, how could Human-Making Grass be a chicken rib? He had countless collections, all kinds of strange shapes. This Human-Making Grass was equivalent to a class change card! On the basis of his avatar's original race's abilities, additionally add human abilities? How interesting would that be? As soon as he got the Human-Making Grass in hand, Black God was already planning which avatar to use it on to make it interesting."
"One is not enough! Give me ten thousand more and I'll go on the instance with you!"
Jiangnan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood!
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿)̄ "I spit on you! You really are Black God! You drive a hard bargain! You think this stuff is cabbage? Asking for ten thousand right off the bat? I didn't get many at all. This one is the only one I have. The rest can only be given to you when I get them."
Black God turned away in anger: "Tsk~ Fine fine fine! Two then, better than nothing. But how do you plan to dismantle Thousand Stars City? Let me support you with dimensional creatures to help? Even if I give you my dimensional army, you humans don't have enough spirit energy to support the summoning, right? Just one Dawei Tianlong already made all humans give their all."
Jiangnan spread his hands as if it were obvious: ╮(•︠～•︡)╭ "Don't you still have a museum full of avatars? Tens of thousands, I assume? What are you keeping them for? Log into accounts to clear the instance?"
Black God's eyes widened sharply: ง●ง "What? What did you say? You want me to log into my own avatars and clear the instance? I spit! You are the real Black God, right?"