Chapter 1916: Shamelessness Makes You Invincible
Wanxiang Star Port Air-Rail Station, Hunter City Express Direct!
One could see metal rings floating in the air, emitting blue light!
The air-rail train was bright silver, passing through each ring at astonishing speed, racing through the air!
Every time it passed through a ring, it gained incredible acceleration, reaching speeds so fast the naked eye could barely track it!
Moreover, starting and stopping almost ignored inertia. This kind of air-rail was already spread across Wanxiang Star, and you could reach any corner of Wanxiang Star through the air-rail stations!
After all, Wanxiang Star was huge and highly developed. If you tried to go anywhere on foot, your legs would break before you got there!
Of course, there were faster ways, like directly through a Star Gate, or even via quantum transmission straight to the destination!
But it was too expensive!
It wasn't that Jiangnan was unwilling to spend the money, but it was just a short distance from Wanxiang Star Port to the air-rail station!
Jiangnan and Yeyuan had caught over three thousand people just along this short walk, damn!
The streets became deserted from all the captures!
If they went to the quantum transmission station, they wouldn't be able to resist catching ten or twenty thousand!
At this moment, Jiangnan was leaning on his knees, panting heavily, drenched in sweat!
(٥°᷄益°᷅) "Dammit! I'm exhausted, I've almost spat out all my saliva!"
Yeyuan also rubbed his sore shoulders, looking eager to try.
(๑•̀ㅂ•́)و "I think it'd be better to walk to the Hilde Guild!"
Mo Mo shuddered:
(☍﹏⁰。) "No no no! In that case, Nan Shen's Alternate Dimension wouldn't be able to fit them all!"
Meanwhile, Olivia covered her nose and wiped away a nosebleed:
(｡･ˇกˇ･｡:) "Nan Shen! Did you turn on taunt? Why do so many people want to kill you?"
Her precognition had overheated from all the incoming hostility. She thought following Jiangnan would give her some security!
Who knew it would be like this as soon as they arrived at Thousand Stars City?
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: (꒪ั～꒪ั*) "How would I know? The outside world is indeed too dangerous. Let's hurry up and board!"
But just as they were about to step forward, they saw a Mechanical Race ticket seller sitting at the station entrance.
Everyone's expressions froze. They were undocumented. If they scanned their Source Cores, they'd be discovered!
Jiangnan turned to look at Ai Jiang.
Ai Jiang extended her optical signal interface: "I'll handle it! It'll take time. But doing this every time we scan Source Cores is a bit troublesome, isn't it?"
Olivia spoke up: "It's fine! Once we get to Black Street, we can find someone to specially customize some fake Source Cores. They'll be convincing enough to pass for real, though they can't fool the Terminal Database."
"But for using basic infrastructure, they can get by."
"We'll just manage for this leg of the journey."
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: (*⁰̷̴꒨⁰̷̴) "Oh? There are people making fake IDs in Thousand Stars City? That's awesome~"
Indeed, where there's light, there's darkness.
At this moment, Yeyuan was unusually excited. He specially put on the Passionate Little Gloves.
He volunteered:
(︶.̮︶〃)ﾉ "Everyone stay put, I'll handle this one. You all wait here!"
With that, he strode forward. Jiangnan's expression was strange, but he didn't say anything and let Yeyuan go.
The Mechanical Race ticket seller emitted a mechanical female voice:
(*^_^*) "Welcome aboard Silicon Speed Starlines. Are you going to Hunter City?"
Jiangnan: (´-﹏-`；)
What the hell is Silicon Speed Starlines? Who would want to ride with a company named that?
No wonder business isn't as good as Bobo Star Navigation!
Yeyuan chuckled: "That's right, to that Hilde Guild place."
The ticket girl nodded: (*^_^*) "One-way fare is 388 Star Source Points, total 114 people. Please pay 44,232 points."
Yeyuan paid without a second thought.
The ticket girl's mechanical eyes flickered as she looked toward Jiangnan and the others.
(*❂д❂*) "Please scan to board... Hiss~ You..."
The blue light on her chest suddenly turned red, but before she could finish speaking, Yeyuan, who had been waiting eagerly, delivered a big slap to the ticket girl's face!
It made a "clang" sound, knocking her head sideways. Sparks flew from her metal face, and a handprint remained on it.
The red light on the ticket girl's chest turned blue again.
(ლ)^_^) "Welcome aboard Silicon Speed Starlines. May I..."
Yeyuan said impatiently: "114 people, Hilde Guild, hurry up!"
He was extremely amazed in his heart. Wow! It really works?
It can even delete and archive the Memory Card of a Mechanical Race?
Ticket girl: "Please pay 44,232 Star Source Points."
The smile on Yeyuan's face instantly froze.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇) "Why pay again? I already paid just now! I..."
Ticket girl shook her head: "No valid payment record found. Please pay."
Yeyuan: !!!
Damn it! Jiangnan slaps people to make money, but when I slap someone, I lose money?
And a loss of over forty thousand? Was I scammed?
Yeyuan turned back and looked at Jiangnan with indignation.
(⚆益⚆ꐦ)
Jiangnan: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭
"You volunteered, it wasn't me who told you to go!"
You didn't even learn the essence? You still got scammed? You completely failed at exploiting this bug!
Olivia: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
[Resentment from Yeyuan +1007!]
"Please pay Star Source Points."
Yeyuan's face darkened. He ended up paying anyway. Even if the money was stolen, it still hurt!
So he turned back and said grumpily:
(￢益￢ꐦ) "Ai Jiang! Hurry up, we're losing money here!"
But at this moment, Ai Jiang had no time to mind Yeyuan. She was fully occupied rewriting the ticket girl's personal database!
Suddenly, as if she had discovered something astonishing, she sped up the data modification even more, to the point where smoke started rising from her head.
After Yeyuan had bought over a thousand tickets all by himself, the data was finally added.
As for why Ai Jiang took so long, it was because she not only modified some data but also deleted data.
Leaving no traces.
Yeyuan winced in pain, but Ai Jiang pushed everyone to quickly board the air-rail train.
ᥬ(☍﹏⁰。)᭄ "Quick! Get on the train! Don't stand outside. Something's wrong! No time to explain!"
Everyone boarded the train looking confused.
Inside the carriage, there were no empty seats left. All seats were occupied.
Jiangnan and the others could only stand in the aisle.
As soon as they entered the carriage, Jiangnan felt dozens of gazes shooting toward him.
Everyone was stunned.
This Holy Angel named Jiangnan must be crazy!
With a bounty of 300 million on his head, he actually dares to ride the air-rail openly?
Everyone's eyes focused on the carriage door.
Waiting for the door to close. Once the air-rail train starts moving, this guy will have nowhere to run.
Star Source Points delivered right to them—who would refuse?
Jiangnan, however, grinned mischievously.
(˵ಡ.̫ಡ) "Hey, do you guys want to sit?"
Yeyuan rolled his eyes: "Of course we want to, but where are the seats?"
I damn well bought over a thousand tickets myself, and I can't even get a seat?
The Teletubbies also nodded. Who would want to stand if they could sit?
Jiangnan grinned, grabbed Pangbulaji, and poked him directly with his golden finger!
(´థ口థ) "Ahya~"
The sudden numbing sensation made his fur stand on end. He screamed and fell to the ground on the spot.
Jiangnan quickly bent down to support him, saying urgently:
(‧̣̥̇ớ口ờ)ھ "Pangbulaji! What's wrong? Wake up! Hang in there! Doctor, doctor? Does anyone know a recovery skill?"
Pangbulaji was rolling his eyes frantically, twitching on the ground non-stop, and foaming at the mouth.
Like a salted fish that had jumped onto the shore.
[Resentment from Pangbulaji +777!]
[Resentment from Pangbulaji...]
Damn it, don't you know what's wrong with me? You poked me!
Please don't update me anymore! Take your golden finger away, hey!
The passengers in the carriage saw the Teletubby start convulsing without warning. They immediately moved far away, eyes filled with fear.
Σ(ﾟ﹏ﾟﾉ)ﾉ(๑ò‸óﾉ)ﾉ
In an instant, they cleared a space. Even the passengers sitting on seats were scared off.
Seeing the seats empty, Jiangnan's anxious expression vanished. He then stood up and plopped down onto one of the newly vacated seats.
At that moment, everyone stared blankly at Jiangnan.
Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "What are you all standing around for? Sit! There are so many empty seats."
Mo Mo: "(ºДº*)"
Ai Jiang: ᥬ(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)᭄
Olivia: ˚‧º·(˚˃ᗜ˂)‧º·˚ Ha ha ha ha~
What the hell, there really are empty seats now. Do you have to go this far just to get a seat?
From now on, we'll never worry about not having a seat on the air-rail?
Of course, that's if you're willing to abandon all shame.
Yeyuan's eyes twitched. He sat down in stunned awe on the still-warm seat.
(•́益•̀٥) "Learned another trick, tsk tsk tsk. I've wasted all these years of living."
A tree without bark is sure to die.
A person without shame is invincible.
At this moment, the passengers in this carriage were looking at Jiangnan with murderous glares.
What kind of angel is this? Could he be any more shameless?
How shameless?
We'll give him a piece of our mind later!
Meanwhile, Pangbulaji, just recovering from the paralysis, climbed up from the ground and wiped the foam from his mouth.
Only then did he realize that Jiangnan and the others all had seats, even the second and third Teletubbies had gotten some.
But he, the one who made it possible, was still standing in the aisle.
[Resentment from Pangbulaji +888!]
God Nan, Boss! Where's your manners?
The carriage door closed, and the air-rail train shot forward at an extremely terrifying speed.
At this moment, Ai Jiang said urgently:
ᥬ(ᵒ̴̶̷口ᵒ̴̶̷)᭄ "Master! This is bad. Just now, while I was modifying the data, I discovered..."
Before she could finish, Olivia's expression turned serious.
(•̀～•́) "Trouble! Nan Shen! In 9.4 seconds, in the entire carriage, no one except us is innocent!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. He then looked at the hundreds of people in the carriage.
Sure enough, the way they looked at him had changed.
Jiangnan's face darkened. He pulled out several hundred sacks from his Alternate Dimension and handed half to Yeyuan.
He grumbled sulkily:
(•̆₃•̆) "Seriously! I just took a few of your seats. Is that such a big deal? People in Thousand Stars City are so petty!"
"Big Spender?"
Yeyuan twisted his neck and smirked devilishly:
(๑¯ิ৺¯ิ) "Wanna see who can bag more?"
Jiangnan disappeared with a Teleportation.
(͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Pfft, if you can bag more than me, you can call me Daddy!"
Yeyuan said excitedly: "Then you're about to have another daddy!"
Thus, in the high-speed, cramped, sealed space, a unique sack-bagging battle erupted.
Ai Jiang: ᥬ(☍﹏⁰。)᭄
Master! It's not because you took their seats that they want to kill you!