Chapter 1908: Devastatingly Handsome
"Oh ho? You've got some ideas, kid! Star Thief King? That title actually sounds pretty cool!"
Jiangnan grinned: (๑¯ิٹ¯ิ)"You see? From today onward, our brother duo is officially debuting!"
"Making our name known across the Starry Sky, leaving a legacy for all eternity, starting right now!"
Ahahaha~ If I went catching them myself, if I ran into someone strong, or someone with a Domain, it'd be pretty dangerous!
There was a chance I might flip the car!
But if I dragged Ye Yuan along, wouldn't that be a sure thing?
Aren't I just a clever little guy~
Ye Yuan nodded: (◕ˇ～ˇ◕)"Alright then, I'll be this so-called Star Thief King for now!"
"Let's put that three hundred and seventy thousand debt on hold until after we dominate the Chaotic Star Sea, shall we?"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)
You're still keeping track of that?!
The hell it's "I'll be Star Thief King"! I'm the one playing star thief, you can be the "King" part after me!
Just then, the star thief ship suddenly decelerated out of warp speed!
Before them, a small asteroid several hundred kilometers in diameter floated in space!
Lights blazed upon it, clearly showing a base built by star thieves on its surface!
Several small starships were also anchored to the asteroid!
Pangbulaji quickly spoke: "Boss! We've arrived! This is the home base of the Tiansha Star Thief Group!"
Jiangnan rubbed his hands together, eyes gleaming with excitement!
(ʃƪ͡°͜ʖ͡°)"We're here already? Let's get to it, let's get to it!"
With that, he led a group of Teletubbies, surging into the starry sky like a flood!
Nita, Nina, and the other dozen or so Titans followed Jiangnan in complete bewilderment the whole way!
=͟͟͞(┘꒪┏ᗜ┓꒪└)
What the hell?!
We were supposed to go to the Thousand Stars City, but instead we're here in the Chaotic Star Sea robbing star thieves!
Even more ridiculous, these Titans had inexplicably become partners in crime too, dammit!
Ye Yuan crossed his arms: (๑◔～◔ิ)"You going up, or am I?"
Jiangnan grinned: (˶‾᷄⁻̫‾᷅˵)"Of course I'll kick things off? I'll just—"
But just then, Mo Mo tugged on Jiangnan's sleeve!
(‧̣̥̇ớ﹏ờ)ھ"South God, is this really okay for us to do? Don't forget, we're supposed to be defenders of justice?"
Right now, a holy light was radiating more intensely from Mo Mo's body, clearly her inner positive energy acting up!
Jiangnan waved his hand grandly, without hesitation!
(︶～︶✽)ﾉ"This is exactly what we have to do! These star thieves burn, kill, loot, and have no evils they don't commit! On the surface they seem lost in a paradise of pleasure, free and unfettered!"
"But in reality, they've sunk deep into the bitter sea of sin! What I'm doing is rescuing these star thieves from that boundless bitter sea!"
"It's redemption! As for the bounty money we get in exchange, it's just a reward for our righteous actions! Confiscating their ill-gotten gains is punishment for their crimes!"
✧*｡٩(˵ಠ⌂ಠ˵*)و✧*｡"This is what a righteous defender of justice must do! I, Jiang Justice, swear to share neither sky nor earth with evil!"
At this moment, the holy light radiating from Jiangnan was blindingly bright! Suddenly, rousing drumbeats rang out from the void, along with a heavenly singing like the music of angels!
♬ "The light of justice! Shines upon that starry sky~"
♩ "Lighting up every single dark corner~!"
♫ "The gun of righteousness! Points right at that evil~!"
♪ "Making every evil person stop wandering astray~!"
"Hey~hey~ black oh black~!"
Was Jiangnan's action so righteous that it even triggered a positive energy BGM?!
At this moment, Jiangnan seemed to descend upon the world like an envoy of justice itself!
Ye Yuan's mouth twitched uncontrollably:
(｡･ˇ yiˇ･｡:)"Justice, my ass! Nice speech, don't say it again next time!"
"This is the first time I've seen someone describe robbery and dog-eat-dog as so fresh and refined, dammit!"
Ai Jiang: ᥬ(ﾉ)`◡´(ヾ)᭄"E-even the BGM calls you black-hearted, Master~"
Jiangnan's eyes widened: "What do you folks know? This is the light of justice, the execution of righteousness!"
Pangbulaji cleared his throat a couple of times:
(•̆ㅂ•̆٥)"Boss South God really is quite the 'big persuader,' isn't he~"
Olivia beside him was completely stunned!
What the hell was that?! Even robbing people gets BGM backing?!
This was the first time she'd seen special effects like this!
Jiangnan said sulkily: (◦`~´◦)"Talking to you guys is useless anyway. I'll just start the righteous execution now!"
With that, he raised his hand and grabbed, condensing the Palm Realm directly into a small ball held in his palm!
Then he shot out a Warp Bubble, rocketing straight toward the asteroid!
Jiangnan then used a mark to teleport back to Ye Yuan's side!
"Combination technique: Warp Expansion Cannon!"
"Boom!"
The Warp Bubble pierced straight into the asteroid's interior without any resistance. The moment it reached the center!
The Palm Realm instantly expanded, creating a 100,000-meter empty space inside the asteroid, pushing everything around it outward!
The asteroid base, hundreds of kilometers in diameter, exploded on the spot, countless fragments of rock shooting in all directions!
A violent explosion erupted within the base!
Olivia stared at this scene in terror!
!!!∑(°Д°ノ)ノ
Goodness! This is damage a Below Star-Breaking can deal?!
Destroying an asteroid hundreds of kilometers in diameter in one hit?!
If this guy broke through to the Star Breaker rank, would he achieve the feat of being a Planet Destroyer right after breaking through?!
The three Teletubby brothers were frozen in place!
Holy shit!
He blew up the Tiansha Star Thief Group's base on arrival?! Was Boss South God's way of greeting always this violent?!
Just then, with their home base destroyed, the Tiansha Star Thief Group erupted in fury!
Over a thousand people emerged from the wrecked base one after another!
They were from all sorts of races, and at the head was a bull-headed man with a massive, sturdy build, covered in black fur, two horns on his head!
He even had a nose ring!
This was a Minotaur Clan member who had just reached Star Breaker rank, holding two giant axes, his eyes red with rage!
╰(｀౪´メ)╯"Who?! Who the hell did this?! Who dares to wreck my turf?! Haven't you heard of the Tiansha Star Thief Group's name?!"
"You idiots don't have enough life to pay for this even if you leave your lives here today! Teletubby Star Thief Group? It's you guys?!"
"Haven't you lived long enough?!"
The three Teletubby brothers shrank their necks, all eyes turning to Jiangnan!
The Tiansha leader was furious beyond measure, pointing his giant axe straight at Jiangnan:
╰(｀益´メ)╯"Are you the one who—"
Olivia: (´థжథ)σ"Pfft~"
Tiansha leader: ???
╰(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅)╯"Laugh?! The hell are you laughing at?! Is this funny to you?!"
Olivia's face was bright red from holding it in, her shoulders shaking uncontrollably as she turned her head away:
(ಡжಡ◦)"N-nothing, Brother Bull, go on~ Pfft hahaha!"
Jiangnan was also completely baffled. What the hell was this girl laughing at?!
The other guy was trying to announce himself seriously!
This is righteous execution, be serious!
The Tiansha leader was even angrier: "You want to eat my people to strengthen yourselves? You've picked the wrong people!"
"Didn't you know you're kicking a steel plate?! Some nameless small fry dare to pick a fight with me? I hope you can still laugh later!"
Jiangnan grinned:
(๑‾᷄ں‾᷅)"Ahem~ My brother and I just debuted as a duo today, so it's normal you haven't heard our name!"
"But soon, our duo will make a name across the Chaotic Star Sea!"
With that, he slung an arm around Ye Yuan's shoulder. Ye Yuan also looked completely proud!
Jiangnan narrowed his eyes: "Listen up! We are the soon-to-be-famous duo: 'Devastatingly Handsome'!"
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)ᕤ: "I'm Handsome!"
(๑︶ں︶)ᕤ: "And I'm Devastatingly... huh?!"
Halfway through his line, Ye Yuan suddenly froze, then a dozen veins bulged on his forehead!
(ꐦʘ͡益ʘ͡ꐦ) You son of a bitch!
He grabbed Jiangnan by the scruff of the neck and started pounding him on the crown of his head!
[From Ye Yuan: Resentment Value +1003!]
You took all the good words for yourself, what am I supposed to say?!
You're Handsome?! So I'm supposed to be Devastating?!
This is a trap you dug and pushed me into!
Beside them, Olivia was laughing so hard tears were streaming, slapping her thigh nonstop!
(´థᗜథ)σ"Ahahaha~ This is it! Perfect!"
Jiangnan held his head. So this was what Olivia was laughing about earlier?!
The Tiansha leader was completely enraged: "I don't give a damn what 'Devastating' you are! If you dare to mess with me, you clearly don't know who the boss is around here!"
"Let me show you my impressive and awesome bullshit!"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)
"I think I'll pass on seeing that, no interest. With so many people around, aren't you embarrassed to say that?"
Olivia: (´థ╰╯థ)σ"Ahahaha, cough cough~"
By now she was lying in the starry sky, clutching her stomach, kicking her legs and rolling around!
Jiangnan had already given up on this crazy girl!
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･)"I know who you are! Huang Wei, leader of the Tiansha Star Thief Group, alias Tiansha, right?"
Tiansha narrowed his eyes: "Hmph! That's me! You—"
"Smack!"
Before he could finish, a Space Wormhole opened instantly, and a big palm slapped across his face with a crack!
It knocked his head to the side!
(꒪ͦε꒪ͦ(#)٩꒨꒨(•̀へ•́)
At this moment, the scene was dead silent!
[From Huang Wei: Resentment Value +1005!]
╰(ꐦ damn it)╯"You dare hit me?! I'll—"
"Wait! Just wait a second!"
Just then, Jiangnan had already pulled a Dull Sack from his chest!
Then, like putting on pants, he slipped himself into the sack!
Seeing this familiar routine, Ye Yuan was already cracking his knuckles!
The Tiansha leader was furious: Wait?! I'll wait for your grand-uncle! Can you at least respect my profession?!
He roared, lifting his giant axe and charging straight at Jiangnan!
But in the next moment!
(๑◞ิں◟ิ)"Spatial Displacement!"
The Tiansha leader suddenly vanished, having been displaced right into the sack! The mouth of the sack automatically tightened!
[From Huang Wei: Resentment Value +1007!]
[From Huang Wei...]
"What the hell is this piece of junk?! Let me out! Fight me! Fight me, damn it!"
But no matter how hard he struggled with all his might, there was no way he was getting out of that Dull Sack!
At this moment, the thousand-plus members of the Tiansha Star Thief Group were all dumbfounded! Their... their leader got sacked?!
It was over before the fight even started?!
"Your routine really is as smooth as flowing water, huh?"
Jiangnan modestly waved his hand:
(︶.̮︶✽)"Nothing special! Just a lot of practice!"
[From Ye Yuan: Resentment Value +1008!]
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅)"Mm-hmm, I know. You practiced on me, didn't you?"
Jiangnan swallowed hard and whipped his head around. Ye Yuan's eyes were already glowing red, and he could be certain—this red-eye wasn't a special effect!