Chapter 1906: Antenna Trio

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# Chapter 1906: Antenna Trio

I huffed and puffed for ages, but couldn't get a single complete sentence out!
I'm practically suffocating here!

Jiangnan was furious:
(ꐦ︶~︶) "Follow us, and I might not hand you over!"
(•̀へ•́ꐦ) "But... no more answering first! No more skipping dialogue! Listen to the whole question before answering, you hear me!"
"Otherwise I'll pack you up and send you straight back to the Apocalypse Clan. Being ruthless to beauties is what I, Jiang the Ruthless, do best!"

This is no different from grinding quests in a game and constantly skipping NPC dialogue, damn it!
Have you ever considered the NPC's feelings?
From now on, when I play games, I'll never skip dialogue again!
NPCs are pitiful too, you know?

Olivia kept nodding perfunctorily:
(*˘⥎˘) "Fine, fine, yeah, I knew you'd say that."

Jiangnan squinted. Oh? Still at it?
Looks like if he doesn't teach her a lesson, she won't know who's boss!
She'll be rebelling against heaven at this rate!

Jiangnan raised an eyebrow:
(˵ಡںಡ˵) "You really think the Whisper of the Divine can predict everything? That the future is completely in your grasp?"

Olivia planted her hands on her hips smugly:
(*˘.̫˘) "Of course? All things are formed by the aggregation of atoms. As long as you deduce their trajectory, you can see the future!"
"It's just a bunch of data!"

Jiangnan grinned, slowly raising his hand and stopping it in front of Olivia's forehead, fingers slightly bent:
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)ھ "Then use your ability to see if I'll flick your forehead this coming second or not."

Olivia froze, blue light flaring in her eyes. A drop of cold sweat formed on her forehead as she felt immense pressure.
This... this is hard to calculate!

Jiangnan will change the future based on her answer!
Olivia frantically calculated at this moment!
(٥・᷄~・᷅) "You... you won't?"
"Bam!"

Jiangnan's finger shot out at warp speed, directly smacking into Olivia's forehead!
With a shriek, her body spun and flew back like a kite with a broken string, even smashing through several pieces of rubble!

Jiangnan blew on his smoking finger:
(๑՞‿՞) "Heh~ You have no idea how powerful my warp-speed brain flick is!"
"Whisper of the Divine? That's all it amounts to. Still predicted wrong? Not accurate at all!"

He'd held back, or else he'd have flicked her head clean off!

Olivia got up clutching her forehead, utterly unconvinced. A big red bump had swelled up on her forehead.
Her big eyes full of stubbornness, she charged back:
(◦థ~థ) "I don't believe it! Again! There's no future I can't see!"

Jiangnan's lips curled into a smirk as he raised his finger again:
(๑՞.̫՞)ھ "Not convinced, huh? Alright then! Will you, or won't you?"

Olivia's expression turned serious, her concentration fully focused, staring dead at Jiangnan:
(∗ง❛ั~❛ั)ง

Last time she said no and got flicked. He's clearly out to get her!
Trying to prove her Whisper of the Divine is useless?
This time I'll say the opposite!

(ง❛ั口❛ั)ง "Yes! You will flick!"
"Bam!"

Another crisp sound mixed with a scream. Olivia was sent flying again, even farther than last time!
Tears welled up in her eyes, and she was utterly exasperated:
(#꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ) "How could you..."

Jiangnan blew on his smoking finger:
(͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "Accurate! As expected of the Whisper of the Divine! So accurate!"
"Oh my~ You predicted it! Impressive, impressive!"

Olivia rubbed the two big bumps on her forehead, stomping her feet in anger!
He just wanted to flick my forehead all along!
Damn it!

[From Olivia: Resentment +777!]

Jiangnan grinned wickedly: (•́.̫•́) "A certain talented beauty with a horned destiny, pretty to look at, but not too bright in the head, huh~"

Olivia gritted her teeth: "You..."

Jiangnan half-lidded his eyes:
(¬~¬) "I'm just telling you: don't underestimate the future. If you really could determine what the future holds and make sure everything happens as predicted, you wouldn't have been betrayed by your family, tricked into the dimensional battlefield, caught, and stuffed into a box."

Olivia paused, then her expression dimmed. She lowered her head and rubbed her bumps, saying nothing.
Going back meant death, being used as a vessel. The starry sky was vast, but there was no place for her.
She was no longer that rising star, the family's pride fawned over everywhere she went.
And now, trying to stick with this perverted angel, she still got her forehead flicked...

Jiangnan rubbed his nose: (͡°ก͡°) "Ahem... remember what I said..."

Olivia: (•́◠ก̀。) "Mm! No skipping dialogue. I'll wait until you finish before I speak."

Jiangnan squinted, then raised his finger again:
(乛~乛ꐦ)☛ "Oh?"

Still answering first?
Olivia flinched in fear and immediately drew an X over her mouth:
O(´◔✖◔`)O

Jiangnan nodded in satisfaction.
Ai Jiang looked at him with a gratified expression. The master's taming skills had improved quite a bit!

Mo Mo tugged on one of the Teletubbies' antennas:
"Boss Nan, what do we do with these star pirates?"

Jiangnan's gaze swept over directly!

A red Teletubby trembled nonstop, plump in build, with an evil ghost tattooed on its chest.
It bowed its head: (ᇂ﹏ᇂ|||) "Big brother, big brother, please spare me! Ask whatever you want, I'll tell you everything!"

Makadula held his bleeding head, gritting his steel teeth:
୧(*꒦ິ益꒦ີ)୨ "Big brother! Don't say anything! We of the Antenna Clan can't lose all our backbone!"
"Have you forgotten why we ran away and became outlaws in the first place?"

Panghong Big Brother glared:
(`⌒´メ) "3D! Shut up! If you lose your life, you lose everything! Wuxibaji, talk some sense into the third!"

Another purple, tall, skinny Teletubby advised:
(。ớ︿ờ) "3D! Listen to big brother!"

It had a crouching tiger tattooed on its chest.

Jiangnan's mouth twitched. Good grief, left green dragon, right white tiger, and an evil ghost in the middle?
You three formed a combination and became star pirates?

Jiangnan said flatly, "Aren't you enslaved species? How did you end up as star pirates?"

Makadula was furious:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Being an enslaved species is no life for a person! Bought and sold freely by the myriad races, families torn apart!"
"Sold as hug pillows to ugly races, as nursery teachers for insect races, even used as communication dolls! Sold as collectible toys!"

At this, Wuxibaji also looked indignant:
(Damn itꐦ) "The worst is they drag us to film short videos for children to watch, to amuse kids! What did we ever do wrong?"
"Is it our fault we just look a little cute? That's only on the surface! The myriad races have no idea how fierce we Antenna Clan really are!"
"If life wasn't unbearable, we wouldn't be doing this blood-licking business!"
"Hey! Stop rubbing my belly, that's very rude, you know?!"

Xing Cheng reluctantly pulled her hand away from Wuxibaji's belly, then took a bite out of his antenna!

Wuxibaji: !!!
٩(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)۶ "Ah! Stop! Stop it you! Just rub my belly instead! Don't bite my antenna!"

Jiangnan's eyes went wide. Hiss—they drag Teletubbies to film short videos?
Holy crap! That's a documentary, not a cartoon!

But Jiangnan maintained his composure, looking at the red leader:
(。・ˇกˇ・。:) "Second is Wuxibaji, third is Makadula! You're the big brother, and you're so fat, your name must be Pangbulaji, right?"

Antenna Big Brother: ???
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑) "No, no! I'm not called Pangbulaji! I'm..."

Jiangnan: (͡°_͡°)✧ "You're called that now."

Pangbulaji: ...
(◞‸◟) "Yes... I'm Pangbulaji. Whatever makes you happy."
[From Pangbulaji: Resentment +1000!]

Jiangnan's eyes shifted: "Let me ask you something. Among your Antenna Clan, have any of your clansmen gone missing? Has anyone been skinned and made into clothes?"

At this, the three antenna brothers all shuddered!
∑(°口°๑) "What? Even if the myriad races are cruel, they haven't gone that far! We've never heard of such a thing!"
"I thought being a hug pillow or a toy was bad enough! Who could be so demonic as to do something like that?"

Jiangnan frowned deeply: "None at all?"

Then where did that Teletubby suit come from?

Wuxibaji shivered: "We're so cute! Skin us to make clothes? How could anyone bring themselves to do that?"

Jiangnan: (¬_¬)
Hey hey, didn't someone just say they were fierce?

Pangbulaji swallowed nervously:
(•́ω•̀٥) "You've asked what you wanted to ask. Would you consider letting us go?"
"Don't worry! What happened today will stay buried in our stomachs. Not a word will leave us!"

Jiangnan narrowed his eyes: "Oh? Let you go? You were pretty cocky earlier when you snuck up on us with invisibility!"
"If you want me to let you go, you'll need to show me you're worth it, yeah?"
"Mm?"

With that, he revealed his source-core bracelet.

The antenna brothers knew exactly what he meant. They all came forward to pay tribute, transferring all their star source points to Jiangnan.

Pangbulaji covered his face. All these years hunting birds, and now the bird pecked their eyes out?
They never expected to get robbed as star pirates!

Olivia didn't dare say a word either.
This perverted angel is robbing star pirates? That's just insane!

Jiangnan curled his lip: (¬৺¬) "That's it? This isn't even enough to fill the gaps between my teeth!"

Pangbulaji: (‾◡◝) "Then... you've got some pretty big gaps between your teeth..."

Jiangnan: ???

He reached out his little hand and yanked, and blood spurted from Pangbulaji's head. Jiangnan even pulled off his antenna!
Pangbulaji hopped around in pain!

Wuxibaji quickly said, "Angel sir! Don't! Don't! We've got more! We've got plenty of treasures saved up back at our lair!"
"If that's still not enough, we know this Chaotic Star Sea area very well. We know exactly where every major star pirate gang's lair is!"
"Every one of them is on the wanted list—notorious outlaws with juicy bounties! They've amassed huge fortunes from years of robbery!"
"With your skills, handling them would be a piece of cake! It's practically free money!"

Jiangnan's eyes suddenly lit up, becoming brighter than light bulbs:
(ʃƪ✪⥎✪) "Oh? Free money? Tell me all about it!"