Chapter 1887: Just Let the Kid Have a Full Meal
What? Play games until death?
That's not any better than being made into a specimen, is it?
Black God simply has no intention of letting him go, right?
If that's the case, doesn't that mean humanity over on Lan Xing is damn well game over?
Xuexue, Langmie, and the others would be snatched away by some other handsome guys, and he'd be stuck here at Gada playing games with Black God until he dies?
"You still plan to play me to death, don't you?"
"No way, no way. How can this work?"
Just then, Xing Cheng, looking weak, shuffled up to Jiangnan and tugged at his sleeve.
(๑ớ～ờ)ھ "Nan~ Chengbao is hungry~"
A thunderous growl emanated from her stomach.
Jiangnan's eyes lit up, and he quickly said:
(๑͡°ω͡°) "For carbon-based lifeforms like us, we need to eat to replenish energy. How can I keep playing games with you tirelessly without sleep or rest?"
"Look how hungry my Chengbao is?"
Black God glanced at Xing Cheng: "Tsk, carbon-based lifeforms really are troublesome. Is it just a meal? I'll provide it!"
Jiangnan was speechless. So you're even providing room and board? Are the conditions really this good?
(๑･᷄ㅂ･᷅) "Um... well... my Chengbao actually has quite a big appetite. Although she's not picky and eats everything, it's not too good to eat your food."
"To be honest, all these years, I've never given her a full meal. It's pitiful. Let me take her out and let the kid have a full meal!"
But before he could finish, Black God interrupted directly.
"Big appetite? How big can it be? You think I can't afford to provide?"
"She eats everything, right?"
With a snap of his fingers, the pure white space twisted wildly.
In an instant, behind them appeared a pile of starship wreckage, planet fragments, and various other odds and ends.
These were all things Black God had grown tired of, stacked here in a mountain that seemed to stretch endlessly.
Xing Cheng's eyes went straight, drool flowing incessantly:
٩(º﹃º٩) "For... for Chengbao?"
Black God waved his hand grandly: "Eat as you like! They're all junk Dawei Tianlong and the others brought back!"
Xing Cheng's eyes shone brightly:
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤﹃O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚ "Ehe~ You're really nice!"
With that, she dashed toward the mountain of spoils and opened her stomach to eat.
Black God urged: "No problem now, right? Can we get back to playing games?"
Jiangnan choked speechlessly. Aren't you afraid she'll eat you out of house and home?
If this continues, he'll definitely be imprisoned here playing games until he dies!
At this rate, he had no choice but to unleash his ultimate trump card!
Jiangnan slung an arm around Black God's shoulder:
(˵ಡ.̫ಡ˵) "Hey~ Just playing games is boring. I have something even more fun!"
Black God was stunned, then grew even more expectant: "What? Is there something in this world more fun than games? But... I still kind of want to keep playing games!"
Jiangnan glared: (ﾟ皿ﾟꐦ) "You, the almighty Dimension Lord, the peak of peaks, Black God, have this little ambition?"
"When can't you play games?"
Black God was finally swayed: "What's this fun thing you're talking about? Bring it out and show me!"
Jiangnan smirked triumphantly. Hooked. He casually opened his alternate dimension and dove in.
The next moment, the roar of an engine sounded.
Under Mo Mo's shocked gaze, Jiangnan slowly drove an excavator out of the alternate dimension!
With a series of lever pushes, the excavator's boom lifted high, then lowered, the bucket striking the ground heavily.
Then the cab started spinning wildly.
Mo Mo: ∑(°口°๑)!!!
An excavator? It was an excavator!
Why does Nan Shen's alternate dimension have construction machinery like this, damn it!
The space-type universal pouch really does have everything!
It was a coincidence; this excavator had been in Jiangnan's collection for years, using its fuel tank to store Void Nails.
Unexpectedly, it came in handy here.
No living creature can refuse an operational excavator!
Black God clenched his little fists and gasped:
ง●ง "Oh ho! This is good! I want to drive it! Teach me, teach me!"
In a flash, he appeared in the cab, marveling incessantly.
Jiangnan grinned slyly. Hooked!
(•́.̫•̀) "Fun, right? Well, teaching you to drive isn't impossible. Didn't you say the summoning contract was your creation?"
"Can you arrange one for me too? That way, I can contract dimensional creatures and be more convenient to find fun things for you later?"
Isn't this request outrageous enough? Black God will definitely refuse!
Then he could take the opportunity to say that only by letting him out could he bring Black God even more fun, and thus...
Black God: "Just this? I thought it was something!"
With that, he casually slapped Jiangnan on the shoulder.
Jiangnan: ???
"(ºДº*)" "No... I..."
Black God: "What no? It's arranged. You now have the ability to contract and summon dimensional creatures!"
"Now teach me how to drive this thing!"
Jiangnan: ∑(°口°๑) Huh?
It's already arranged? So now he also has the summoning ability?
The plan hadn't even started and it was aborted!
(☍益⁰。) "No no no! That won't work either! I don't have any dimensional beasts under me to help collect fun things! Let me..."
Jiangnan's gaze inadvertently fell on Black God.
Black God: ???
"What? You want to contract me? Make me your summon beast? I created this contract! There's no way any creature can contract me!"
With that, he reached out and tapped Jiangnan's head.
Jiangnan rubbed his head, wincing:
୧(･᷄﹏･᷅)୨ "I wouldn't dare! It's just..."
Black God: "I see. You want to sign a dimensional creature, right? Simple! Dawei Tianlong! Come over and sign a contract with him!"
Dawei Tianlong: ???
Σᕦ(＠口＠;) "Huh? Me? I won't..."
Before he could finish, Black God's gaze already landed on him. Dawei Tianlong's dragon body stiffened directly.
(*꒦ິ益꒦ີ) "Wuwu~ I'll sign!"
Jiangnan was dumbfounded. In a daze, he signed the contract with Dawei Tianlong.
A translucent-colored mark glowed on the back of his hand, then faded.
Dawei Tianlong didn't even dare ask for a sacrifice!
Ten thousand horses galloped through his heart. This wasn't catching a captive; this was bringing back a dad!
He didn't even get a reward, and now he became this human's summon beast?
He had lived so long and had never signed a master!
And Black God used him in exchange for an excavator!
Was he, the great Dawei Tianlong, who could casually crush planets, not even worth an excavator?
[Dawei Tianlong's resentment value +1003!]
Jiangnan was dumbfounded!
"Opening: Playing games with the Dimension God, exchanging an excavator for Dawei Tianlong!"
Pfft! This might be the most profitable deal he'd ever made in his life!
This dragon, with strength at the Planet Destroyer level, was now his summon beast?
Jiangnan: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Mo Mo: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
What did I just witness? This is ridiculous!
But Jiangnan couldn't be happy at all. Having such a powerful summon beast was useless!
He still couldn't leave. Black God wouldn't even let him finish speaking, directly arranging everything.
Jiangnan could only tearfully teach Black God how to drive the excavator.
Dawei Tianlong went off to sulk in a corner.
Black God sat in the cab, driving with some semblance of skill, fiddling with the joysticks, even starting to dig pits and move dirt.
He even thought about switching to a breaker hammer to demolish his own Lost Temple for fun.
Jiangnan grinned bitterly: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`) "Brother Black, just let us go!"
"Think about it. Right now, I can only live a few hundred years. These treasures in my hand will run out soon. You'll still be very bored afterward."
"If you let me out, I'll gradually grow stronger, live for a thousand or eight hundred years with no problem, and discover even more fun things."
"One-time investment, long-term return. Everything should be about sustainable development, right?"
Black God glanced at Jiangnan, stroking his chin, seeming a bit tempted.
From this perspective, letting him out was indeed more cost-effective?
"Do you absolutely have to leave?"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. Was there a chance?
He quickly said: (˵ಠ﹏ಠ) "I have a reason I must leave! I originally came to this dimensional gap just to pass through, heading to Thousand Stars City!"
"My star path over there is sealed, so rest assured!"
"Besides, you have Dawei Tianlong! Once I find something fun, I'll definitely have him send it to you!"
"I won't forget you!"
Black God looked Jiangnan up and down, as if considering something.
"Kid, you're not trying to trick me, are you? Once I let you out, you'll run off and I can't control the three-dimensional world, right?"
"Then I'll be at a loss for these few hundred years?"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: ٩(๑･᷅～･᷄) "Am I that kind of person? I, Jiang Junzi, always keep my word!"
Black God said lightly: "Want to leave? It's not impossible! But before I get bored, you have to send me new fun things to keep me from being bored."
"For that, I need to send someone to follow and supervise you."
"Once you slack off or make me start getting bored, I'll catch you back and have you accompany me to play!"
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled with excitement, nodding incessantly. As long as he could go to Thousand Stars City, anything was fine!
(งᵒ̌ᗜᵒ̌)ง "Easy to say, easy to say!"
Black God snapped his fingers.
"Come out!"
The next moment, a mass of black mist emerged, churning endlessly, and from within stepped a figure!