Chapter 1882: Already Setting Up Shop?
In the face of overwhelming strength, everything else is but fleeting clouds. Clearly, Black God had no intention of making things complicated!
Just take the guy out directly, and everything he has becomes yours, right?
Mm, simple and brutal!
Mo Mo was already crying. Now this was great—she hadn't even gotten herself whole yet, and now she had to drag everything else down with her?
Ai Jiang tilted her head: ᥬ(ﾉ)`~´(ヾ)᭄ "Master? Do you have any last words you'd like to leave behind? I can record a little video for you and send it to Sister Xuexue and the others~"
"I have a backup at home, but time is tight, Master. Hurry up and organize your words!"
As she spoke, her mechanical eye rotated, clearly already recording!
Jiangnan's face darkened. Record a damn last word!
Do you really wish for my death that badly? You have a backup, but I only have one life here!
Transactions were always built on equal footing between both parties!
Right now, the gap in strength between Jiangnan and Black God was astronomical—one in the heavens, the other on the earth. A transaction wouldn't be a transaction;
It would be coercion!
Of course, someone as clever as Jiangnan had naturally considered the possibility of such a situation!
Still wearing a smile, he silently pulled out the Small Stool and held it in his hand!
Mo Mo was terrified!
Σ(っ*﹏꒪;)っ
Hey hey hey! No way? Are you planning to crack Black God's skull?
Bah!
The title of Blue Star Skull-Cracker King is no joke. Is your entire being made of guts?
But Jiangnan wasn't afraid at all. On the Vendor Cloth, he was the boss!
Let's see if you dare step up!
Just then, Black God's humanoid misty shadow walked up to the Vendor Cloth. It lifted one foot, about to step onto it!
But its movement paused. It looked down at the Vendor Cloth, staring for a moment.
"Hmph? Not bad. You're bold enough to delve deep into the Dimensional Gap to meet me. You've got something going on."
"Are all humans this interesting?"
Jiangnan's expression remained unchanged, but inwardly, his emotions churned!
Holy crap? It sensed something was off?
In all his years of setting up the vendor stall, this was the first time he'd encountered someone who could detect the danger of the Vendor Cloth and simply refuse to step onto it!
What exactly did it see?
Jiangnan smiled: (•́◡•̀٥) "Huh? Not making a move on me anymore?"
Black God said casually, "I've changed my mind. Didn't you mention a meeting gift? Let me see it?"
Jiangnan chuckled slyly, pulling a Dull Sack out of the Alternate Dimension!
(•'.̫'•۶)۶ "If you put it that way, I'm wide awake now!"
Then he started pulling out Small Fire Jars one after another, placing them on the Vendor Cloth!
In his mind, he was frantically calculating. Given Black God's nature, even if he completed the transaction, he probably wouldn't be able to leave, right?
The only reason they were still alive now was probably because Black God didn't want to ruin its own collection?
No, no. Too dangerous. He had to think of something...
Jiangnan's eyes hardened. Then he smiled again, "Lord Black God? I have a question I'm curious about."
"Is that your original name? Or..."
At this moment, Mo Mo was already numb. Looking at the Dull Sack in Jiangnan's hand and thinking about what Boss Nan had just said,
Mo Mo: !!!
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(●◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) Shit! Could Boss Nan be planning to bag Black God?
Calling you a brave essence would be an understatement! You're a god of courage!
Mo Mo shook her head frantically, her face full of pleading!
Σ(꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ；≡；꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)
Please, don't do this!
Are you trying to bag the boss of the bandit nest?
Black God: "Hm? I..."
Before it could finish, it suddenly halted. Jiangnan's heart leaped with joy—it worked!
He glanced down at the Dull Sack. The logo on it began to glow, but because the target's existence was too powerful, the generation time was a bit longer.
Black God looked puzzled: "Why do I suddenly feel a trace of causality law landing on me? Strange..."
As it spoke, black mist churned around it. Something intangible seemed to have been erased.
The glowing logo on the Dull Sack went out directly. The smile on Jiangnan's face froze!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) Damn it!
What kind of ability was this?
Even the Dull Sack couldn't handle it? It couldn't even generate an anti-Black God form?
What the hell was this "causality law"?
He had called Black God's name, and as soon as it responded, it sensed something was wrong?
Jiangnan's heart sank halfway.
Was this thing this beastly?
Now, Black God's suspicious gaze fell upon Jiangnan.
Jiangnan let out a dry laugh: (乛ㅂ乛٥) "Causality law? What's that? This little weakling doesn't understand. Forget that. How about checking out what I have here?"
"Pick whatever you like! Take your pick!"
With that, he sat directly on the Small Stool, assuming the posture of a street vendor!
Black God didn't stand on ceremony either. It crouched into an Asian squat in front of the stall, totally down-to-earth!
"What good stuff do you have?"
Mo Mo's jaw hit the floor. If she understood correctly,
Was Boss Nan setting up a street stall in the center of the Temple of the Lost Kingdom in the Dimensional Gap?
And his customer was freaking Black God?
How did things turn out like this!
Crab Boss was already dumbfounded. This wasn't what he had imagined either!
Jiangnan suddenly got excited and began to introduce:
"Heart, liver, spleen, lungs, kidneys. If you don't know, just ask. I've got everything a human body has, and even stuff a human body doesn't."
He grabbed a Small Fire Jar and generously tossed it to Black God. The jar was labeled with the word "Heart."
Black God caught it. With a swirl of black mist, the Small Fire Jar burst open, revealing a bright red heart!
Jiangnan's eyelids twitched. It destroyed the jar just to take the organ?
Black God's power was so immense that it could even bypass some of the system's item effects?
Black God seemed a bit delighted: "What organ is this? Quite interesting!"
Jiangnan straightened his expression: (˵ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "This is called a heart. It's responsible for pumping blood. You could say it's the engine of the human body. Without a heart, a person can't live."
"It's an extremely important organ. The one in your hand is the heart of a top human powerhouse known as a Heavenly God—the Heavenly God's Heart!"
"I went through no small trouble to obtain this heart, just to give you a proper meeting gift. I've really been struggling out here!"
Ai Jiang: ᥬ(≖_≖)᭄
I'm fine. My honesty level is 80%. Master's honesty level might be -1000%?
Not even a punctuation mark in Master's words can be trusted!
Black God propped its chin, looking a bit excited: "So amazing? How does it compare to that organ called the appendix?"
Mo Mo: (◉ω•̀٥)...
Jiangnan said with certainty: (͡⚆͜ʖ͡⚆)✧ "I can only say, it surpasses it in every way!"
Hehe~ Looks like Black God isn't very knowledgeable in this field? Perfect!
Black God pointed a finger, and a small, glazed ball enveloped the heart. Then it looked down at the Vendor Cloth, examining everything.
"What else? What else?"
Jiangnan grinned: "These are all. Pick whichever you like, Black God. If you fancy something, I'll give it to you directly!"
Black God didn't hold back. It pointed randomly: "This one, this one, and this one!"
Jiangnan pulled them out one after another without any hesitation!
As he handed them over, he introduced them—items like the Life Goddess's Leg Bone, the Sea King's Eye, the Holy Flame Spleen and Lungs, the Golden Mask, the Heavenly God Grape, and so on!
He spoke endlessly!
Every organ had a terrifying origin!
In no time, over a hundred glazed balls were floating around Black God. It was absolutely thrilled!
It had been collecting for so many years, and it hadn't even gathered this many!
This human had such a huge stockpile?
And the Great Might Heavenly Dragon lying nearby was utterly shocked. This guy was a big spender!
How many human organs had this human stockpiled that were so deeply adored by Black God?
This was insane!
Mo Mo covered her face. She couldn't bear to watch. If this were on Blue Star, you'd be arrested for this!
Just then, Black God pointed at a certain organ and asked, puzzled: "What's this?"
Jiangnan swallowed: (٥͡°﹏͡°) "Ah, that's called the Golden Toothpick. It's an offensive weapon. With a wave, it can annihilate billions of lives. It's fierce!"
Mo Mo: (⑉●₃Ծ⑉)
What kind of weird stuff is Boss Nan saying?
Black God said, dissatisfied: "Then why is it so small? Yours looks different. Yours seems more offensive!"
Jiangnan: !!!
You can see through things? Where the hell are your eyes looking?
You're interested in mine? I can't give you mine! I still need it!
(•́ก•̀٥) "Ahem, with offensive weapons, the smaller they are, the more powerful they are. There's a saying on Blue Star: 'Short and stout, without a doubt.' That's what it means!"
"This is already the shortest offensive weapon I could gather on Blue Star!"
"To be honest, I once felt extremely inferior because of this—nice to look at but useless. Ah, it's a long story full of tears. Let's not dwell on it!"
Ai Jiang: ᥬ(´థжథ)᭄
Master is absolutely amazing!
Black God looked enlightened. It gazed at the Golden Toothpick with satisfaction: "Your name is Jiangnan, right? You've been thoughtful. It must not have been easy to find one so small for me?"
Jiangnan sighed: (◞‸◟) "It sure wasn't. This one is one in a million in Seth!"
Boss Pang: (º˃᷄3˂᷅) "Ah-choo~"
Who the hell is cursing me?
Black God turned to look at the many glazed balls and rubbed its hands together: "Got any more? Give me a few more!"
Jiangnan looked troubled: (´-﹏-`；) "I do have some, but I have an inappropriate request. If..."
Black God: "An inappropriate request? Since it's inappropriate, then don't say it!"
Jiangnan: ???
You son of a...
I've met my match here!
(｡･ˇกˇ･) "Ahem, actually, it's quite reasonable. You see, my friend's wife—she has quite a few organs that you've collected."
"I've come all this way, and I was thinking of swapping with you. Counting the ones I've given you, a lot of them are duplicates."
"How about I trade the ones you don't have for the ones you do?"
Black God looked back at the pile of glazed balls, then glanced sideways at Mo Mo.
"Hmm... Not impossible, but I want three of yours that I don't have for one of hers. And they have to be better than her organs!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. This Black God was no pushover either!
"Deal!"
Black God said excitedly: "Excellent! Then let's take a stroll through my treasure vault!"
Jiangnan was startled, then his eyes lit up. Black God's treasure vault?
˚₊*(ˊॢ￥.̫￥ˋॢ)*₊˚
With that, Black God snapped its fingers casually. In an instant, the scene within the temple shifted dramatically!