Chapter 1879: Hemorrhoid War
Several more days passed in the blink of an eye. To this day, we still don't know who was the one that cornered the other between Xia Yao and Mi Ye that day...
Meanwhile, inside the dimensional windway within the dimensional gap, Jiangnan and his group were still traveling!
Xing Cheng had gotten a bit chubby. Although they had harvested many dimensional pearls along the way, Jiangnan never gave them to Xing Cheng to equip.
What if they encountered something better in the Lost Kingdom but had no skill slots left? That would be a loss!
After this period of non-stop cultivation, Jiangnan's level had also smoothly risen to Star Glory Ten Stars!
He hadn't reached the peak yet. Although Jiangnan now had the confidence to absorb the two stars from that fire jar and break through directly to Dao Heaven!
But in the end, it was only a 99.9% certainty!
What difference was there between such a low success rate and failure?
Jiangnan still planned to wait until he was at the peak of Ten Stars before advancing to Dao Heaven in one go!
Suddenly, Boss Crab hastily said, "We're approaching the dimensional kingdom. We're about to merge into the main windway. We'll probably encounter many dimension big shots! You guys hide quickly!"
If they were seen by other dimension big shots and Jiangnan and the others were snatched away, what then?
Wouldn't that be stealing his own credit?
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled: (๑✧.̫✧) "Finally here? And there's a main windway?"
"By the way, you're already pretty powerful. There are even fiercer ones than you?"
Boss Crab smiled bitterly: "Compared to those dimension big shots, I'm nothing. A single fart from them could kill me!"
"Here they come! Hide quickly!"
Jiangnan quickly put away the Flowing Silver, and with Xing Cheng and Ai Jiang, the three of them hid under Boss Crab's shell!
Peeking through the gaps, they looked outside!
The dimensional windway they were in was already very wide!
But compared to the main windway, it was pitifully thin, like a strand of hair!
Tens of thousands of such strands converged into a single main windway, extending infinitely into deep space!
It gave a feeling of a hundred rivers flowing into the sea!
And on each main windway, there were more or less dimension creatures hitching a ride!
It even gave Jiangnan a feeling of a large market, completely different from the cold and lonely impression he had before!
As Boss Crab rushed into the main windway, its huge size became completely unremarkable!
Jiangnan even saw a pitch-black dragon flickering with dark golden light, biting a broken starship over 100,000 meters long!
It was still emitting black smoke!
It was more than three times the size of his own Solar Wind-class warp ship!
And that broken starship was held in the massive dark golden dragon's mouth, as small as a toothpick...
Jiangnan: !!!
"Damn it! How can it be so big?"
It completely shattered Jiangnan's worldview. If Xing Cheng's brother came, compared to this dark golden dragon, he would be just a small earthworm, right?
Ai Jiang swallowed a gulp of machine oil: "That's a Zeus-class warp attack ship! Its main cannon has the power to destroy a planet!"
Such an amazing warp starship was being bitten in the mouth by that dragon?
No doubt about it, this dark golden dragon definitely had the strength of a Planet Destroyer level!
Compared to this dragon, Boss Crab was as small as dust...
Behind this dragon followed many dimension creatures of enormous size!
They all carried injuries, exuding a fierce and murderous aura, and each had something in their mouths, more or less!
Either starship wreckage or war fortresses and the like.
As they walked along this dimensional windway, the other dimension creatures had to give way, not daring to approach at all!
Boss Crab whispered, "That's the Dragon Baleful Legion, an extremely formidable and battle-hardened legion in the dimensional kingdom!"
"The leader is the Dignified Heavenly Dragon! A capable general under Lord Black God!"
"Probably just returned from the dimensional battlefield. Tsk tsk tsk, they've snatched so many spoils? Lord Black God will probably give them a lot of rewards!"
Jiangnan's scalp tingled. Damn!
Such an amazing Dignified Heavenly Dragon was under Lord Black God?
How big must Lord Black God's true body be? At the thought that he still had to trade with Lord Black God, Jiangnan felt a little panicked.
"Dimensional battlefield? What level of war is that? By the way, why did Lord Black God start this war?"
Boss Crab shook his head: "How would I know? I haven't even joined the dimensional kingdom yet, how could I have a chance to go to the dimensional battlefield?"
"The war has been going on for hundreds of millions of years. The reason Lord Black God started the war must be because there was a reason he had to fight, right?"
"The thoughts of a god—how can we speculate on them?"
Jiangnan's eyes flickered. He felt uneasy and quickly took out the Vendor Cloth to cover himself.
Just then, a black-shelled turtle approached from the side, its size even a circle larger than Boss Crab!
Jiangnan's face darkened. What was wrong with the creatures in this dimensional gap?
Every single one was so huge?
Was it because no one was watching, so they just grew as they pleased?
The black-shelled turtle spoke up:
(ﾟ～ﾟ)ﾂ "Yo, bro? You look unfamiliar? Haven't seen you in the Lost Kingdom?"
"I remember there's no crab-type clan in there. If you don't have settlement qualifications, I advise you not to enter casually!"
"Otherwise, you wouldn't even know how you lost your life!"
Boss Crab looked smug:
(◕ˇ～ˇ◕) "Who said I don't have the qualifications? After I present my tribute to Lord Black God, I'll have the qualifications!"
The black turtle was taken aback: "Impressive, bro? Going to pay tribute? Just signed a contract, huh? Coincidentally, I'm also going to pay tribute!"
"What did you get?"
Boss Crab excitedly showed off: (͡°͜ʖ͡°)✧ "A hemorrhoid! What about you?"
The black turtle frowned:
(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡:) "Hemorrhoid? What organ is that? Never heard of it. Me? I got a Titan race spine! This is a good thing!"
With that, he took out a small glass ball, inside which was a thick spine that looked like jade!
"Although that Titan is paralyzed, being able to contract such a powerful summoned beast like me is worth it, right?"
Jiangnan covered his face. Worth your ass! Using a spine to sign a turtle?
Such a waste! It's just that he hasn't met me!
The black turtle continued: "Your hemorrhoid is definitely not as awesome as my spine. Little bro, you're far off!"
When Boss Crab heard that, he got anxious:
ԅ(ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌ԅ) "You turtle bastard, what do you know? That spine, every Titan race member has one!"
"But this hemorrhoid of mine! Not every human has one! Rarity makes it valuable, you understand?"
While speaking, he also took out his own small glass ball and showed it to the black turtle!
Mo Mo: !!!
Crab damn it! Don't show off my hemorrhoid to other dimension creatures!
What's there to be proud of?
If I had known, I would have listened to Lord Nan and contracted a different beast!
However, the black turtle was suddenly startled, looking at the small glass ball:
Σ(°Д°) "Did you just say... this is a human hemorrhoid?"
As soon as that was said, Boss Crab's forehead dripped with sweat. Damn it!
He slipped!
Jiangnan covered his face. What the hell are you showing off? Don't you know not to show your wealth?
This is just asking for trouble!
But indeed, you can't expect a crab that plays rock-paper-scissors with a Creation Beast to be very smart...
However, Boss Crab was also a tough crab. The moment he realized something was wrong, he immediately released Spatial Domination!
Directly trapping the black turtle in place!
The crab pincer directly snipped towards the black turtle's head!
Attack first to gain the upper hand; strike later and suffer. Watch me cut off your turtle head!
However, the black turtle retracted its head, the entire head shrinking into its shell!
It cut nothing!
The other crab pincer snipped towards the shell!
But the next moment, the space on the black turtle's shell was highly compressed, forming a thick tortoiseshell-colored spatial wall!
"Spatial Shield Armor!"
With a "clang", Boss Crab's Spatial Shear didn't break through the defense!
Then the black turtle cackled: "A human hemorrhoid? I'm going to be rich this time!"
"That hemorrhoid of yours, I'm taking it!"
"Void Rupture!"
Violent spatial waves hit, space crazily annihilated, directly breaking Boss Crab's Spatial Domination!
"Spatial Pierce!"
The black turtle's head suddenly shot forward, emitting a spatial thorn with extremely strong piercing power!
"Spatial Absorption!"
After the spatial thorn hit Boss Crab's defense, it returned equally!
"Hmph! Trying to steal my hemorrhoid? Dream on! Even if I die, I won't give it!"
The two beasts immediately launched a fierce battle on the dimensional windway, fighting for life and death!
Mo Mo already wanted to die. No one could imagine that what they were fighting over was her own hemorrhoid!
The black turtle refused to give in: "I don't believe you can keep absorbing forever!"
"Spatial Armor-Piercing Thorn • Infinite Continuous Thrust!"
His head frantically extended and retracted, each time emitting a spatial thorn!
In an instant, thousands were thrust out, reaching the limit of Spatial Absorption. Already, some spatial thorns had pierced through his body!
Jiangnan gritted his teeth. He had underestimated this black turtle. It had some skill?
But in this state, it was really not suitable for chaotic fighting. If it attracted the attention of other beasts, they'd be doomed!
"Boss Crab, can you do it or not? Settle this quickly!"
Boss Crab glared: "I'll snip you to death!"
Spatial Domination bloomed again, locking onto the black turtle's head. Spatial Shear rained down furiously, clearly aiming to decapitate him!
When the black turtle saw that things were bad, he quickly yelled, "Everyone, come see! He has a human orga—"
"Boom!"
Before he could finish speaking, the black turtle's Spatial Shield Armor was directly smashed into a large hole. His massive beast body, under the Warp Speed Infinite Continuous Kill, was shattered beyond recognition!
No matter how perverse your defense, under the impact of the warp bubble, it was fragile as a sheet of paper!
They hadn't even seen how the black turtle died, and Jiangnan had already hidden back under Boss Crab's shell!
"Hurry up and leave! Here—"
Before he finished speaking, Boss Crab was already trembling like a sieve!
The enormous Dignified Heavenly Dragon turned its massive head, one dark golden eye looking in their direction!
With its turning back, all the dimension creatures of the Dragon Baleful Legion turned their gazes onto Boss Crab!
Originally, the battle of dust particles didn't matter to it at all; it wouldn't even glance at it.
How would a giant dragon care about the fighting between ants?
But that sentence shouted by the black turtle entered the ears of the Dignified Heavenly Dragon!
Without a word, it casually spat out the starship wreckage, as easily as spitting out a toothpick!
Its huge dragon claw opened and reached straight for Boss Crab!
At this moment, it felt like the entire sky was pressing down!
Mo Mo's face turned white. Could it be that they'd die before even reaching the place?
Jiangnan's fur stood on end. He threw out Void Lock chains, pulling the few people into his arms, and a warp bubble instantly formed!
"Run!"
The Dignified Heavenly Dragon didn't care at all, pressing down its dragon claw, its eyes cold!
"Palm Realm!"