# Chapter 1876: This Is a Treasure, You Know?
Crab Boss shuddered. How did he run into this jinx again? Damn it!
Ever since they parted ways, Crab Boss had been thinking about getting a human body part to offer to Lord Black God!
But he never had the chance, so he'd been waiting here all this time!
He never expected to stumble upon a contract opportunity like this, and he rushed over as fast as he could!
How could he let that broken python steal his business? He tore it to pieces right away!
But before he could kill the other half, that jinx crushed it!
And tried to kill him too?
Panicking, he hurriedly looked to Creation Beast for help!
Creation Beast roared anxiously, "This is my good friend! You can't crush him to death, alright?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: (￢～￢) "Eh? You fat jelly don't you dare lie, alright? That crab friend of yours is clearly a black-shelled crab!"
"This one is a red-shelled crab. They're not even the same species! You must have remembered wrong!"
"Crush him to death! Crush him to death!"
Yang Jian's mouth twitched: (´-﹏-`٥) "Isn't the reason it turned red-shelled because Uncle Xiao roasted it to medium-well?"
Creation Beast nodded repeatedly: "9494!"
Jiangnan: (¬_¬ꐦ) "Tsk～ Dammit, why is everyone so smart? No fun at all, can't trick anyone!"
Creation Beast covered its face. So he did know all along?
He just wanted to crush Crabby to death and take its pearl, didn't he?
Meanwhile, Mo Mo had been covered in the python's shredded flesh, looking like a bloody gourd!
She stared blankly at the scene.
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What do you mean the python isn't suitable for a girl's contract?
She hadn't even shown her stuff yet and got crushed to death? That was way too fast, right?
Crab Boss looked at Mo Mo with full expectation, showing off his massive crab claws!
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (๑◔～◔ิ๑) "What? You want to be her contracted beast?"
Crab Boss nodded repeatedly. That way he could get the offered organs, right?
"Mo Mo, what do you say?"
Mo Mo nodded excitedly, unable to contain herself.
(ง❛◡ᵒ̌)ง "A baba!"
She had seen how powerful this big crab was. Contracting with him was perfect, wasn't it?
Jiangnan looked at her with disappointment:
(︶益︶ꐦ) "Woman, you're way too easily satisfied! Don't you want to try swapping? What if there's something better?"
Mo Mo shook her head like a rattle-drum. She had clearly set her mind on this one.
Jiangnan had originally planned to slaughter a few thousand dimensional creatures and get a Dao Heaven technique!
But this damn crab ruined things again!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Tsk～ You did that on purpose, didn't you? Go ahead and contract! Remember to pick the tonsil! If you dare pick anywhere else, I'll crush you to death!"
Crab Boss was taken aback. What's a tonsil? Some kind of human organ too?
Should be fine. He'd heard that the Argali clan once offered something called an appendix, and they got to settle in the Lost Kingdom!
This tonsil sounded way more impressive than an appendix anyway!
Just as Crab Boss was about to act, Mo Mo suddenly looked shy, blushing as she ran to Jiangnan's ear and whispered something!
(⑉●3Ծ)(･ˇกˇ･｡:) "Umm～"
Yang Jian: (≖_≖)
"Hey hey hey, is whispering really necessary?"
Even if you said it out loud, we wouldn't understand anyway!
Jiangnan stroked his chin, looking enlightened:
(*⁰̷̴ก⁰̷̴) "Oh ho～ You want to use your hemorrhoid as the contract offering? That works too, external hemorrhoid, right?"
"Didn't expect you to be a girl with hemorrhoids! Well, it makes sense. With all the constant fighting lately, getting cold does make hemorrhoids grow. I understand, I understand!"
"Then use the hemorrhoid as the offering. Don't give him the tonsil either; you still need that for speaking!"
At this moment, Mo Mo's face turned as red as a steam engine. She reached out to cover Jiangnan's mouth!
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How could you say that out loud?!
Now everyone knows I have hemorrhoids! Don't I have any face left?
So embarrassing!
Jiangnan is such a nice guy, why did he have to have a mouth?
At that moment, Yang Jian and Jiang Ning instinctively looked toward Mo Mo's rear!
Embarrassed, Mo Mo quickly covered her backside and turned around, wishing she could find a crack to crawl into!
Yang Jian's forehead dripped with sweat:
(•́ω•̀٥) "Hemorrhoids can be used to contract summon beasts?"
Hart smiled bitterly: "Probably not originally, but with the South God here, it has to work whether it should or not!"
Now Crab Boss was confused: "What's a hemorrhoid?"
Jiangnan patted the crab's shell with a knowing look:
(๑ˇ～ˇ)ھ "It's something even more impressive than a tonsil!"
"Nine out of ten people have hemorrhoids, you know? Not every human has one. It's extremely precious. Getting one means you've hit the jackpot!"
"It's generous of Mo Mo to offer such a valuable thing as her hemorrhoid for your contract!"
"If it were me, I definitely wouldn't be willing to take it out! You should be secretly happy!"
Jiang Ning: Pfft～ (ԾεԾ⑉)
What the hell, "precious thing"? Not a single one of Xiao Nan's ten sentences is true!
If it were you, you'd probably just give him a strand of hair, wouldn't you?
Crab Boss got excited immediately, looking at Mo Mo with gratitude!
Thank you, Crabby, for being willing to use such a precious thing to contract with me!
"If I present this to Lord Black God, won't He reward me to death?"
Jiangnan smiled: (΄◞ิ˘◟ิ‵) "He'll definitely reward you with death, trust me on that!"
Then I'll take Crab Boss's spirit pearl and make a Dao Heaven technique. Hehe～
Lord Black God killed him, not me. That has nothing to do with me, right?
Excited beyond measure, Crab Boss started completing the contract with Mo Mo!
Painless hemorrhoid removal. The glass mark settled in some rather strange places!
An external hemorrhoid floated inside a small glass ball. Crab Boss looked up at it with a sacred expression. He'd hit the jackpot!
Mo Mo blushed and jumped up trying to cover it!
Don't look at it with that reverent expression! Don't I have any dignity?
(ง❢﹏ᵒ̌)ง "Aba aba!"
Crab Boss, holding the hemorrhoid, hurriedly wanted to return to the dimensional gap, but Jiangnan grabbed him!
"Where are you going?"
Crab Boss said excitedly: "Where else? To the Lost Kingdom, to present tribute to Lord Black God and get my reward!"
Jiangnan's eyes flickered:
(͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Don't rush. We're going the same way. You're saying all the organs that dimensional creatures get eventually end up being offered to Lord Black God?"
Crab Boss said matter-of-factly: "Of course! Otherwise, why would we bother? Answering summons, participating in dangerous battles?"
"None of it is for anything other than this stuff!"
Jiangnan swallowed. So that means all the organs taken from Mo Mo over the years are in Lord Black God's collection?
Jiangnan's gaze shifted: "Hart, do you want to make Mo Mo whole again? Get back all the organs she lost?"
Hart paused, then his expression turned serious: "Of course I do. Do you have a way?"
A hint of a smile curled at the corner of Jiangnan's mouth:
(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "Maybe? But you'll have to let her come with me!"
He'd collected a lot of human organs. Trading with Lord Black God should be possible, right?
Mo Mo was missing a lot of organs. It was pitiful. A girl in the flower of her youth, suffering from illness and pain.
If there was a chance to make her whole again, he naturally wanted to help.
Hart panicked when he heard that. He immediately pulled two certificates from his pocket!
(⑉Ծ_●)っ✉ˣ²
"It's fine if she goes with you, but we're already married, okay? Got the certificates. This is my wife's!"
Mo Mo nodded repeatedly, also showing off her wedding ring to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan's mouth twitched:
(٥￣ー￣) "You two work fast? But why are you telling me this? I just said let her come with me. It's not like I'm trying to steal your girl?"
Hart smiled bitterly: "Have to be careful. Who are you, though? The dream of 900 million beautiful girls!"
Being around Jiangnan, one would always be drawn in by his excellence. What if after this, Mo Mo became whole, but his family fell apart?
Jiangnan laughed heartily: "Don't worry, I'm not interested in married women!"
Mo Mo also looked at Jiangnan expectantly: "A baba?"
Jiangnan grinned: "I'll try my best. No need to thank me!"
"Oh right, we're going to the Lost Kingdom, Thousand Stars City, and such. Might be a little dangerous. Your wife isn't afraid of dying, right?"
Hart almost choked to death on the spot. You call that "a little dangerous"?
Leaving Blue Star? Going into the endless starry sky?
"Mo Mo? You..."
But before Hart could finish, Mo Mo shook her head stubbornly.
"A baba ba～"
Hart smiled bitterly: "Alright, take care of my wife. Just don't end up taking care of her into your own hands!"
Jiangnan propped his chin, looking teasing:
(˵ಡ.̫ಡ˵) "Tsk tsk tsk～ You two are too sweet for me. Don't worry, it won't take long. I'll be back before the Holy Star makes a move!"
Crab Boss was overjoyed. If Lord Black God knew that not only had he brought back such a powerful thing as a hemorrhoid, but he'd also brought back two living people, wouldn't He reward him to death?
Yang Jian smiled: "When are you leaving?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Right now. Nothing else left to do..."
"Don't let it slip that I'm not on Blue Star. I'll find someone else to impersonate me later. As long as the Holy Star thinks I'm still here, they'll at least be cautious!"
"Just wait here. I'll go make some arrangements and say my goodbyes!"
With that, he strolled toward the starship. But after taking just two steps, his body stiffened!
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄口˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ "AHHH!!!"
A miserable wail echoed over the capital. The sudden outburst startled Yang Jian so much he jumped!
Jiangnan burst into tears on the spot, tears shooting two or three meters away!
Then he teleported and vanished!
Yang Jian sighed: (◞‸◟) "This kid has it rough. He talks tough, but he still can't bear to leave. Cry it out. He'll feel better after crying..."
Jiang Ning: ???
(•́ω•̀٥) "Are you sure Xiao Nan is crying because he can't bear to leave?"
That emotional buildup was way too abrupt, wasn't it?
Just now, Jiangnan had been preparing for departure and decided to check the system interface!
One look, and his mentality shattered!
[Due to multiple uses of the Vendor Cloth to block attacks, you now owe this system one trillion stall fees!]
[Please return them promptly!]
Jiangnan: !!!
What the hell is one trillion? Monopoly money?
"Usually it's only 100 billion! Why is it so much this time? Are you broken?"
So many zeros? Jiangnan thought his eyes were playing tricks on him!
[A certain pink-haired individual previously used the Vendor Cloth to block fatal attacks multiple times. Total blocked: 113 times!]
[Already discounted! (⑉‾᷄⥎‾᷅⑉) No thanks needed!]
Jiangnan almost coughed up blood. Used the Vendor Cloth to block 113 times?
One trillion? Even if he pawned everything he owned, he couldn't pay a fraction of that!
You really don't hold back, do you?
So if it weren't for the Vendor Cloth, Qian Benying would have died over a hundred times in no time?
How many times can she die?
Jiang Pishou went bankrupt?
٩(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)۶ "QIAN! BEN! YING! YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!"
In despair, Jiangnan rushed toward Qian Benying's room like the wind!