Chapter 1867: Hmm~ Already Very Outstanding
The smile on his face gradually twisted as he condensed a Rift-Saw Blade and charged toward Karl and the others!
ﾚ(ﾟ益ﾟꐦ)ﾍ "I'll fucking kill you!"
Qian Benying was focused on the team fight when she suddenly heard a crisp "slap" from behind!
Immediately, a burning pain shot through her rear.
Qian Benying: (*•᷄ࡇ•᷅)!!!
What the hell just took advantage of me?
Igor sneered: "You can try getting close to me first. Hit him!"
The Ten Jue waved his hand wildly at Jiangnan!
Several spatial cuts came crashing toward Jiangnan as if they cost nothing!
Jiangnan's eyes widened as he hastily cast a spatial barrier to defend, but all six barriers were instantly shattered!
The cuts heavily struck Jiangnan's Source Quality battle armor.
"Bang!"
In an instant, Jiangnan's body was sent flying like a kite with a broken string.
He crashed violently into a section of the ground, buried under a pile of rubble.
Qian Benying's heart tightened as she stomped her little feet, grabbed the Godslayer Dagger, and charged toward the battlefield.
The next moment, a spatial fluctuation came, and Qian Benying suddenly vanished, replaced by an inconspicuous little stone.
It was Jiangnan's Spatial Swap!
Suddenly appearing in the rubble space, Qian Benying was dumbfounded, staring in shock at Jiangnan who was casually wiping blood from the corner of his mouth.
Then her eyes blazed with fury! So it was indeed Jiangnan who had smacked her rear just now!
(ꐦ°᷄～°᷅) "You..."
But just as her mouth opened, Jiangnan pulled out a small pudding and stuffed it into Qian Benying's mouth.
(๑◔ก◔ิ๑) "Shh~ Be me for a while, perform brilliantly. I'm going to recognize a good son!"
"Mm~ Don't move. Let's swap clothes first!"
As he spoke, he released another Spatial Displacement, but this time it was a micro-manipulation level swap.
Only the inner layers were swapped, not the outer shell.
Jiangnan was suddenly swapped into Qian Benying's clothes, while Qian Benying ended up wearing Jiangnan's set.
Even the vendor cloth headband was directly inherited.
Qian Benying whispered anxiously:
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ) "What are you up to now? Letting me be you? Are you crazy?"
"Karl and the others are out to kill you! Who can withstand that? I..."
Jiangnan looked down and pulled open his own collar, peering inside repeatedly.
(ଵ₃ଵ*) "Tsk tsk tsk~ You really like pink, huh? So much girlishness?"
As he spoke, he also pulled open the pleated skirt on his own body to take a look.
(*⁰̷̴͈꒨⁰̷̴͈) "Oh ho? It's a matching set? You really..."
Before he could finish, Qian Benying slapped away Jiangnan's hand that was pulling at the pleated skirt.
Don't just swap into someone else's clothes and then blatantly peek, hey!
(☍﹏⁰。) "Stop messing around! I'm serious! I... I can't do it, okay? Swap with someone else! I... I'm scared!"
"And if I'm you and you go cause trouble, who will be me? We'll get discovered!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ) "Your presence is so low, you're no threat. Who would keep an eye on you? Even if you disappear, no one will notice!"
"Aiyah~ Change quickly. If we delay any longer, they'll start to suspect!"
As he spoke, he put on his Teletubbies suit.
Qian Benying's face darkened. "Can I take that as you insulting me?"
But she still transformed into Jiangnan's appearance.
(๑◔﹏◔ิ๑) "If... if Karl insists on cutting me down, then..."
Jiangnan was speechless. "What are you afraid of? Just take the hit with your head! Your head's pretty tough now. If you die, it's on me!"
"Besides, there's Mila too. Even if you die, don't worry. Go!"
Having eaten a Low-Profile Sugar Orange, Jiangnan vanished from in front of Qian Benying in the blink of an eye.
[Rage from Qian Benying +666!]
(☍⌂⁰。) "What do you mean if I die it's on you? Being your employee is way too dangerous! I..."
"Slap!"
The next instant, another red palm print appeared on her right rear.
With a yelp, Qian Benying shot out from the rubble pile.
In an instant, countless gazes turned toward Qian Benying.
Qian Benying bristled, spat out a mouthful of blood, adjusted her headband, and looked fierce.
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Grandma's legs! An attack of this intensity can't even scratch my skin!"
"Believe me or not, I'll charge and kill you all? Grandpa Xiao, help me beat them to death!"
As she spoke, she teleported toward the Winter Warm Sun, adjusting her crotch while teleporting.
What crappy boxers, so uncomfortable to wear!
The invisible Jiang the Sneaky looked quite satisfied at Qian Benying's back, nodding repeatedly.
Mm hm~ She's still quite talented. But can she not adjust her "ammo position" in front of everyone?
Mind your image, will you?
He turned around and vanished. The invisible Jiangnan's spatial fluctuations were masked by the Low-Profile Sugar Orange.
Karl and the others couldn't detect him at all, and Ai Jiang's Martial God Machine had been stealthily lurking from the very beginning.
They were waiting for Jiangnan's signal.
The two met in secret, taking advantage of the heated battle between Karl, Xiao Chuihuo, and the others over the Creation Beast.
Jiangnan and Ai Jiang had already sneaked behind the starship's protective shield. Ai Jiang read Jiangnan's brainwaves to communicate.
(˵ಡ⥎ಡ˵) "Hey~ Ai Jiang, are you familiar with the internal structure of this starship? Is it easy to steal?"
Ai Jiang chuckled:
ᥬ(ﾉ)`ω´(ヾ)᭄ "The Solar Wind-class Warp Scout Starship is a mass-produced war vessel! It's in the Star Palace database. I'm familiar with it, neh~"
"First, we paralyze the starship's alarm system, then transfer ownership!"
A wicked grin spread across Jiangnan's face:
(΄◞ิ⥎◟ิ‵) "Then let's go through the process?"
Ai Jiang was also excited: "Let's do it!"
Jiangnan pulled out a Small Stool and smashed it directly onto the quantum barrier.
Breaking the starship's defense, following Ai Jiang's instructions, Jiangnan teleported directly into the starship's bridge.
At the same time, the quantum defense was breached, and the starship's alarm sounded.
The starship automatically activated purge mode.
But the alarm was completely drowned out by the roar of full-force bombardments.
And with Xiao Laodi, Xiao Chuihuo, and Ba Di causing explosions all over the place with astonishing momentum, who would notice an insignificant alarm?
Just as they entered the bridge, Jiangnan and Ai Jiang rushed straight to the console without pause, starting to write programs and hack into the starship's system.
Jiangnan immediately started an octopus-mode frantic operation, while Ai Jiang also connected to the starship system via optical signals, cooperating with Jiangnan.
They paralyzed the starship's alarm system at the fastest speed and shut it down.
Jiangnan winced. "Tsk~ The programming of this starship is on a different level from the Star Palace. A bit hard to steal, huh?"
The transfer operation required a lot of time. To confuse Karl, Jiangnan did not interfere with the starship's bombardment.
He wanted to buy more time for himself.
However, Jiangnan and Ai Jiang were so focused on the starship theft that they completely failed to notice there was another person in the bridge!
Originally, Xiang Zhi was sitting comfortably on a stool, slurping instant noodles, watching the battlefield projection on the holographic big screen.
As if watching a movie, she looked completely engrossed.
But the next moment, the battlefield projection was suddenly cut off, replaced by a bunch of programming interfaces she couldn't understand.
At the same time, various buttons and virtual keys on the main console began flashing frantically.
Xiang Zhi's mouth fell open. Why was this scene so familiar?
Someone has come to steal the ship again, and again, and again?
So, holding her instant noodles, she cautiously approached the main console and reached out to feel around.
Even though she couldn't see anything, it felt soft and squishy.
Jiangnan, being felt up, looked annoyed:
(￢～￢) "Go, go, go, stay over there. Don't bother me while I'm stealing the starship. I don't have time for you!"
He pushed Xiang Zhi aside, but unfortunately, in his low-profile state, Xiang Zhi couldn't hear what Jiangnan was saying at all.
She could only confirm that besides herself, someone really had come into the bridge!
Bristling, Xiang Zhi trembled as she continued groping in disbelief. She inadvertently touched Jiangnan's antenna and squeezed it.
The next moment, a red Teletubby appeared before her eyes!
Xiang Zhi: !!!
It was indeed Jiangnan! Scared, she dropped the instant noodles in her hand, which spilled onto the ground.
With a thud, she immediately fell to her knees.
A forced smile appeared on her face:
(ʃƪథ◡థ) "W-welcome, Lord Nan Shen, to come and steal the ship. Is there anything I can help with?"
Having been stolen from several times before, Xiang Zhi already had experience. She was so familiar with this.
Nothing special, just practiced hands.
Jiangnan, busy programming, had no time for Xiang Zhi. He glanced down at her and continued working.
But this action seemed exceptionally cold in Xiang Zhi's eyes.
He won't even say a word to me?
Oh no! This time... could it be that he intends to kill me?
Wait, this one who came to steal the ship is Lord Nan Shen?
Then who is that fighting on the battlefield? Sigh~ A fake?
Switching places? Damn! As expected of Lord Nan Shen, so cunning and calculating!
Time ticked by. Xiang Zhi knelt obediently on the ground, worried she might be silenced.
Not for a single second did the thought of resisting or informing Karl cross her mind.
Mm~ She's already been trained very well.
But the more Jiangnan ignored her, the more scared Xiang Zhi became.
No, no, I need to seize the chance to perform well!
Xiang Zhi scurried away in a kneeling position, and in no time, she returned carrying a large pile of snacks and chips.
(｡･ˇ﹏ˇ･) "L-Lord Nan Shen? Are you hungry? Mental work consumes a lot of energy, right? Have some snacks. These are my prized collection!"
Jiangnan glanced at her and then gave Xiang Zhi a look.
Xiang Zhi was stunned. Lord Nan Shen must be too busy stealing the ship to free his hands, right?
So she quickly got up, tore open the packaging, and fed Jiangnan.
So Jiangnan, while stealing the ship, enjoyed being fed by Xiang Zhi.
But as Xiang Zhi fed him, a dangerous thought gradually formed in her mind.
Should I poison him? I'm already Dao Heaven rank. If I put poison in the chips, Lord Nan Shen probably won't notice, right?
If I poison him, the Saint Star might reward me or something!
He seems to have no guard against me. What a great opportunity!
Sigh~ No, no, no. How could I have such a dangerous thought?
Have I ever succeeded in poisoning Lord Nan Shen before?
Maybe Lord Nan Shen is testing me to decide whether to kill me or not!
The cunning Lord Nan Shen would never be without precautions!
Hmph! Trying to trap me? I won't fall for it so easily!
I need to perform well!
(*⁰̷̴～⁰̷̴) "Lord Nan Shen? Are you thirsty? Let me get you something to drink. Cola, orange juice, coffee? What do you like?"
"Mm~ Coffee then, to refresh your mind!"
So she ran off again, poured a cup of steaming coffee, specially blew on it to cool it down, and fed it to Jiangnan.
She even thoughtfully wiped his mouth.
Then she hurried to Jiangnan's back and began to massage his shoulders.
"Lord Nan Shen, you must be very tired from stealing the ship. Let me give you a massage! Is the pressure okay? If it's not enough, just tell me..."
Afraid that Jiangnan might get tired from standing, she even knelt on the ground and turned into a human stool for him to sit on.
Jiangnan was enjoying himself immensely~
Ai Jiang on the side looked utterly bewildered at Xiang Zhi, who was attending to Jiangnan with meticulous care.
Umm~ We really came to steal a starship?
Why is the treatment so good? And she doesn't resist at all?
She's even serving us? What the hell is "welcome to steal the ship"?!
You, a woman, are at least from the Saint Star. Have some self-awareness, please!
The corners of Jiangnan's mouth curled up. Mm~ Xiang Zhi is already a mature housekeeper.