# Chapter 181: Slap a Butt and Walk Away
But even while shocked, a hint of wariness rose in her heart!
Such terrifying strength!
And with her squad badly injured, wouldn't it be easy for Jiangnan to wipe them all out if he wanted?
Shen Miao let out a heavy sigh of relief!
She quickly said, "Everyone, don't worry! This is Jiangnan! He's a friend!"
"It was him who escorted me all the way here so I could find you all!"
"Guoguo, are you alright?"
Guoguo gritted her teeth against the pain, pulled the spikes from her arm! And forced out a pale smile!
"I'm... I'm fine!"
Shen Miao bandaged her wounds while asking, "How did you guys run into an Iron-Bellied Porcupine?"
Only then did she learn that the moment they landed, they'd crashed straight into the Iron-Bellied Porcupine!
If Jiangnan hadn't arrived in time, they'd probably all be eliminated by now.
"So this is the Southern God you talked about? He's really strong!"
"Thank you, Southern God... uh..."
Guoguo's gaze turned to Jiangnan!
She was instantly stunned!
Because at this moment, Jiangnan had already plucked the Iron-Bellied Porcupine bald!
All the iron spikes on its body had been pulled off by him and stuffed into his Alternate Dimension...
Guoguo was completely bewildered!
What kind of move is this?
Iron-Bellied Porcupine: (°¯᷄◠¯᷅°)
I think I could still be saved...
Jiangnan walked over with a smile, crouched down, pulled out a glass bottle, and opened the cork!
Guoguo: !!!
She was crying from the stench on the spot!
"Ugh! This... this is!"
Jiangnan scooped out a piece from the bottle with his finger and seized the chance to shove it into Guoguo's mouth!
"Hehe! Eat up! It's good stuff!"
"Mmm~"
Shen Miao's eyes went wide: "Ah! Brother Jiangnan, you're actually feeding Guoguo... feeding..."
Her worldview was starting to collapse!
Jiangnan eating it himself wasn't enough?
He was even feeding it to Guoguo!
Guoguo's eyes lit up as a sweet fragrance spread from the tip of her tongue!
It was so delicious it felt like heaven!
The spiritual energy inside her body rapidly recovered to full capacity!
Her eyes grew even brighter!
Instinctively, she grabbed Jiangnan's hand, stuck out her little tongue, and started licking!
As if trying to lick clean even the crevices under his fingernails!
Shen Miao: ???
She was dumbfounded!
Hey, hey, hey!
Is this really necessary!
I never thought you'd be this kind of Guoguo!
Jiangnan felt a soft sensation!
He quickly pulled his hand back!
Does she have to lick it that clean!
Who can withstand this!
Then he gave a bite to Gu Bei, who was off to the side, and to the team leader Song Qing!
Both of their eyes lit up!
Gu Bei: "This thing is really delicious! So fragrant!"
Song Qing sighed with emotion: "It's absolutely a delicacy of the world!"
Guoguo looked at Jiangnan with longing: "Southern God! Can you give me a little more? I want to eat some more!"
Jiangnan looked smug: "Alright then, one more bite for you!"
Shen Miao: ∑(°口°๑)
This!
What's wrong with this world!
Why is everyone scrambling to eat shit!
Shen Miao was seriously questioning life!
Could it actually be really tasty?
In all her years, she'd never tried it!
Should she give it a try too?
Finally, she made up her mind, gathered her courage, and said:
"Southern God, can I have a bite?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "Hmph! You don't get any!"
You called me out for eating shit?
Then you don't get any!
Gonna pull your pigtail!
Shen Miao looked utterly disappointed!
Is it really that good?
Just then, Song Qing struggled to his feet, his gaze flickering!
Using his metal-element ability, he controlled eight steel spears to return to his side!
He exchanged a glance with Gu Bei!
Gu Bei nodded slightly, and a faint energy fluctuation began to emanate around him.
Shen Miao was startled. Jiangnan's brow furrowed slightly.
Song Qing smiled: "Thank you, Brother Jiangnan, for rescuing us! If it weren't for you, we really wouldn't have known what to do!"
"But about this Iron-Bellied Porcupine's Spirit Bead, Brother Jiangnan, what do you think..."
Gu Bei said flatly: "We're not trying to burn the bridge after crossing it, but this Iron-Bellied Porcupine was discovered by us first!"
"Before you stepped in, it was already pretty badly injured!"
"Of course, that's not to say you didn't contribute. Didn't you get the porcupine's quills?"
"So about the Spirit Bead..."
Jiangnan laughed: "You want this Spirit Bead?"
Song Qing smiled: "What does Brother Jiangnan think?"
Shen Miao's eyes reddened when she heard this: "Captain! Xiao Bei! How can you be like this?"
"Brother Jiangnan just saved us, and he killed the Iron-Bellied Porcupine! The Spirit Bead should be his!"
"How can you ask him for the Spirit Bead? That's not how things are done!"
Guoguo frowned as well: "This isn't right, is it? Without Jiangnan, we'd all be badly injured and eliminated by now!"
Gu Bei snapped angrily: "Whose side are you two on?"
"We discovered the porcupine first, and we injured it badly! Besides, didn't he already get the quills?"
Shen Miao's eyes glistened: "How can you compare those? I don't care! Brother Jiangnan! Don't give it to them!"
Jiangnan patted Shen Miao on the head and grinned: "Looks like I'm not very welcome here!"
"In that case, I'll just slap a butt and walk away, alright?"
Guoguo's face flushed red, her eyelashes trembling!
A shy expression covered her pretty face as she whispered:
"Southern God! If you're going to leave, just leave! But can you slap your own butt?"
(⑉ԾㅅԾ⑉)
"Don't slap mine, okay..."
Shen Miao: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
So "slap a butt and walk away" actually meant this?
He was slapping Guoguo's butt!
Hmph!
Why didn't he slap mine!
Jiangnan reluctantly withdrew his hand, sighing with emotion!
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
Hmm... not a bad feel!
He casually tossed the Spirit Bead to Song Qing, looking completely unconcerned!
If you want it, take it!
Helped you deal with the Iron-Bellied Porcupine! Restored your spiritual energy! Didn't even go after you!
And now you're coming back to ask me for the Spirit Bead?
Right, this isn't kicking someone when they're down!
This is climbing all over someone's face!
Jiangnan didn't really care about some lousy Spirit Bead, but it still rubbed him the wrong way!
Still, for the sake of that butt slap!
Might as well just give it to them!
Shen Miao looked unwilling, apologizing, "Brother Jiangnan, I..."
Jiangnan ruffled her hair and smiled, "It's fine, let's keep things separate. Consider it me doing you a favor. When you get out, remember to buy me a meal!"
With that, he walked toward the island's edge, completely carefree!
He'd gotten Shen Miao to her teammates, so his mission was complete.
Shen Miao watched Jiangnan's retreating figure, her heart feeling tight. She grabbed Guoguo's arm: "Hmph! Guoguo, let's go! Forget them! You two can keep your Spirit Bead!"
Song Qing and Gu Bei exchanged a glance, both wearing bitter smiles!
Just then, an engine roar came from the distant shore!
Thinking they'd misheard!
They all turned their gazes there!
Eyes wide, faces full of shock!
They saw Jiangnan drag a six-meter-long speedboat out of his Alternate Dimension!
Pull the starting rope and fire it up!
The hull was plastered with bold flame decals!
Jiangnan put on sunglasses, threw on a floral shirt!
Pushed up his shades and flashed a grin!
"See ya! Don't miss me too much!"
With that, he shoved the throttle to max!
The engine roared, kicking up water spray over ten meters high!
The speedboat raced across the lake surface, charging forward!
Shen Miao and Guoguo's eyes were wide, faces full of disbelief!
Am I seeing this right?
Is that a speedboat?
You even brought a speedboat in here?
Can you be any more arrogant!
Song Qing and Gu Bei were dumbfounded too?
Jiangnan had a boat? That...
A pang of regret rose in their hearts!
Thousand Island Lake had so many islands!
As the signal zone shrank, they'd definitely need to relocate, and water routes were unavoidable!
It was obvious how huge an advantage having a boat would be!
But because of one Spirit Bead, they'd missed this chance!
Regret was eating them up inside!
But what good did regret do? They'd never know!
Because of one Spirit Bead, just what kind of opportunity they'd missed out on!
Vroom vroom~