Chapter 1820: I'll Fart You to Death
And that wasn't enough—the neural toxins from the Martial God Machine were way too potent. Just now, inside the egg, Fei Yan had inhaled quite a bit of Detoxifying Soybean powder!
At first, the reaction wasn't that fierce, but after getting stabbed with the needle, a strange chemical reaction kicked off!
With an angel's self-control, she could still hold it in normally.
But Jiangnan's Diamond Star Fist became the last straw that broke the camel's back!
At this moment, Fei Yan had completely lost control of herself, totally letting go!
She was blasting nonstop, spraying everywhere—the sounds were even denser than firecrackers during New Year's!
Fei Yan was utterly filthy now!
Startled, Jiangnan and the others quickly backed off, not wanting to get anything on them!
This was way more powerful than a large-scale lethal spirit technique!
Jiangnan wiped his forehead, sweating profusely:
(•́﹏•̀٥) "I... I made an angel fart?"
That's another thing he could brag about now!
Qian Benying pinched her nose:
(๑˃̶ก˂̶) "This isn't just making her fart, you know? Why did you pour soybeans into the egg?"
Fei Yan was hysterical, roaring at Jiangnan:
(#꒦ິ益꒦ີ) "I told you! Don't hit me, but you insisted! To defile a noble angel like this—I'll kill you!"
How could she have blown up in front of so many humans?
And standing up?
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥) "Wasn't that you defiling yourself? What's it got to do with me?"
Fei Yan was furious: (´థ益థ)σ "You..."
"pfft~"
"You let out..."
"bang~"
"You..."
"buuu~"
Every time she tried to speak, rolling celestial sounds came from behind her. Enraged, Fei Yan slammed her hand hard against her own rear!
(⚆益⚆ꐦ)⁼³₌₃ "Shut up! Don't interrupt me! Let me finish!"
Jiangnan: (°ー°〃)?
What the heck "shut up"? Aren't you two the same system?
Fei Yan raged: (ꐦ･ˇ口ˇ･) "You fart!"
Jiangnan: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "No, no, no—you're the one farting!"
"pfft pfft buuu~"
Fei Yan: (̿▀̿益▀̿̿)̄...
For a moment, she couldn't even argue back.
[From Fei Yan: Resentment +1003!]
But at this moment, Wang Gang, who had been blasted away, had his eyes brimming with boundless crimson. His face twisted to the extreme!
(⑉ง͡҉̛’┏҉̛益҉̛┓͡҉̛’҉̛)ง "Aaaaa—spit! You fart all you want, but why do you have to bring side dishes?"
Wang Gang never expected to suffer such a massive humiliation!
He shouldn't have stood behind the angel while fighting!
Jiangnan was horrified—there were side dishes too?
Could it be... gasp~
=͟͟͞͞(‧̣̥̇꒪ʖ̫꒪) "Even though it feels inappropriate to ask at this time, I can't help but wonder, Brother Gang—
How does angel taste?"
Wang Gang's face turned even darker. He actually retreated from the range of the Sacred Judgment, no longer restricted by the skill seal!
✧*｡٩(ʘ͡┏口┓ʘ͡)و✧*｡ "Muscle is justice! Giant of Strength! Transform!"
He bit hard on his thumb.
"Boom!"
A blood-red lightning bolt, like a heavenly sword, struck down directly onto Wang Gang's crown!
In the next instant, Wang Gang's body swelled wildly. In the blink of an eye, he became a muscle giant covered in white steam!
His vermilion muscles bulged abnormally, ferocious and terrifying!
Standing over three thousand meters tall, his colossal size made Jiangnan and the others stare wide-eyed, utterly shaken!
(꒪ͦ口꒪ͦ‧̣̥̇)
Qian Benying was dumbfounded: "Wha... what kind of ability is this? How can a Star Glory level get this huge?"
Jiangnan swallowed hard. This was the first time he'd seen Wang Gang unleash his ability at Star Glory level!
He was way bigger than Hua Ling's giant transformation. Back when she was Black Iron, she could turn into a ten-meter giant.
Now at Star Glory—this was way too ferocious!
Wang Gang roared, casually pulling up a thousand-meter mountain peak.
He lifted his leg, twisted his hips, and hurled it violently. The giant mountain shot forward like a cannonball, smashing straight toward Fei Yan!
White shock rings spread out!
"Boom!"
The entire floating island tilted from the impact. The ground exploded, green hills shattered—it was like a meteor collision!
Fei Yan, filthy and battered, had no intention of continuing the fight. She activated her Steel Wings and flew out of the floating island at incredible speed!
Her chicken wings flapped into blurs as she clutched her rear, trailing a dazzling yellow smoke!
ε=≡Σ(((つ꒦ິ益꒦ີ)つ "Just you wait! Wait for me!"
In her current state, just holding in the farts had taken everything she had—she had no energy left to fight Jiangnan and the others.
She needed to find a place to take care of business first!
Mila looked up: "Jiangnan gege? Should we chase? Take advantage while she's weak?"
Jiangnan grinned slyly: (΄◞ิʖ̫◟ิ‵) "No need. I'm not interested in an angel covered in shit. Fighting her would dirty my hands."
"Besides, wouldn't it be better to let her draw the attention of the Void Dragon Loach?"
"Fei Yan's Sacred Judgment still has a ten-thousand-meter range, and she can recover. She's perfect for dealing with that Void Dragon Loach."
Qian Benying's eyes sparkled—so he wanted to use Fei Yan as a pawn?
Wang Gang looked disgusted: "I'll beat her to death sooner or later!"
Jiangnan looked up at Wang Gang, his eyelids twitching. He pulled out a few pairs of Hulk Brand Shorts.
(︶益︶‧̣̥̇)っ "Here, put these on. Look at yourself, all hanging out—you'll corrupt the kids!"
Qian Benying: (๑˃̶3˂̶) pfft~
What the heck "hanging out"? That's not how you use that phrase!
Wang Gang's face reddened. He quickly took the shorts and went to change in a small grove.
Jiangnan frowned: "We've been busy all this time and got nothing. What a loss."
But Lan came over carrying a sack:
(#ớ◡ờ)ھ "We did get something, Jiangnan gege—here!"
She handed him a bulging burlap sack.
Jiangnan was surprised: "What did you put in there?"
Curious, he opened the sack and saw a white goose and a black wolf inside.
Their claws were each fitted with a Paralysis Ring, and they were poking at each other with their middle toes.
Right now, they were convulsing inside the sack.
Jiangnan: ???
"How... how did you catch them?"
Lan scratched her head: "Ai Jiang's spirit release knocked out a lot of spirit beasts, and they started free-falling. So I used the Space Cube to grab a few."
Jiangnan's eyelids twitched. Excited, he picked up little Lan and kissed her a few times.
"Haha! Lan is such a good scavenger!"
Qian Benying rubbed her hands together:
(ʃƪ͡°◡͡°) "Should we cut out their tumors now and see if there's anything useful?"
The black wolf and white goose were terrified, struggling wildly, but couldn't escape the paralysis.
*Boss, save us! We're done for!*
Jiangnan quickly stopped her, cackling wickedly: "Don't waste them. But we can beat them up a bit first to let off steam!"
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Up in the sky, Fei Yan kept flying, looking for a scenic spot to take care of her personal business.
"Dammit, is this inside a spirit ruin? How do I get out?"
"Can't just enter the Dimensional Gap casually. Tch—"
The Dimensional Gap was 3.5-dimensional space. As an angel, she could survive there fine.
The biggest problem was how to return to Blue Star. Besides, the Dimensional Gap was Black God's territory.
If He sensed her, she'd be dead meat.
After all, He was the freak who started the dimensional war in the Extreme Dark Starry Sky.
A little angel like her was nothing in His eyes.
Jiangnan and the others could get in, so they could get out. Once she solved her problem, she'd deal with them!
"pfft~"
(#˃̶ж˂̶) "N-no good—can't hold it anymore!"
Panicked, Fei Yan dove toward a floating island.
Meanwhile, the Void Dragon Loach, having let Jiangnan and the others escape, was walking his minions home.
He saw a very conspicuous yellow smoke trail in the white-clouded sky.
Following the smoke, he spotted Fei Yan flying frantically while clutching her rear.
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "Oh? A human? You actually dared to come back? I'll fart you to death!"
With that, he shot over in a warp bubble.
Even Fei Yan, caught off guard, couldn't react.
She was instantly smashed into a pile of flesh.
The Void Dragon Loach sneered: (ꐦ°᷄৺°᷅) "Hmph! Pathetic!"
But the next moment, her flawless holy body activated. Fei Yan rapidly regenerated, returning to normal in an instant, her eyes filled with shock and rage.
"What the hell was that thing?"
It killed her in one hit? This spirit ruin was way too dangerous!
She quickly activated Sacred Judgment, forming a ten-thousand-meter light array.
A giant holy sword phantom appeared in her hand as she stared warily at her surroundings.
The Void Dragon Loach was stunned. How was she alive again? Killing people these days was such a hassle.
If once wasn't enough, then twice!
He formed another warp bubble and aimed at Fei Yan again.
But the moment he entered the ten-thousand-meter light array, the warp bubble failed.
His skill was sealed, and his true body was exposed.
Fei Yan gritted her teeth. Wielding the giant sword phantom, she slashed an Armor-Piercing Cross Sword at him.
The Void Dragon Loach's scalp went numb. He turned and fled,
but was still hit by the sword phantom, which cut through his dragon scales, leaving a sword mark.
(;´༎ຶж༎ຶ`) "A broken loach fish dares to... eep—"
About to chase further, Fei Yan tensed up and froze.
Shit! It was about to come out!
No time to deal with that broken loach. She shot down like a cannonball onto a floating island, dug a hole with the giant sword,
pulled a few tree leaves, squatted down, and got to business.
Thunderous roars and celestial airs rose up all around.
Struck by the sword, the Void Dragon Loach was also enraged.
"You think I don't exist? You're fighting me and you stop to take a dump? I've never been so insulted in my life!"
He immediately wanted to rush over and fart Fei Yan to death.
Fei Yan was furious but couldn't get up. She could only maintain Sacred Judgment.
Entering the field would seal skills, so the Void Dragon Loach didn't dare rush in.
"You think this can stop me? Dream on!"
He flicked his tail, sending a Horizon-Sundering Slash into the judgment light array.
Standing outside, he wasn't affected by the skill seal.
Fei Yan's face darkened. Seeing the slashing wave coming, she quickly raised her sword in a squatting stance.
"Clang!"
But the powerful slash nearly cut through the giant sword phantom, forcing Fei Yan to use Angel Guardian.
The Void Dragon Loach glared: "Oh? Pretty stubborn? Brothers! Ranged attack and chop her up!"
Immediately, the nine-tailed fox, green sky mantis, and others unleashed their big moves, hacking at Fei Yan where she squatted.
Dimensional cuts, spatial blades flew everywhere.
Fei Yan could only stay in her squat, one hand holding tree leaves, the other swinging her sword, using Angel Guardian to protect herself while handling her business.
At this moment, Fei Yan almost wanted to cry.
Angel Guardian wasn't meant to protect such activities!
Why was it so hard to just take a dump?
Surrounded by spirit beasts and under attack?
"Just wait! You wait until I'm done crapping! Then it'll be your expiration date!"