Chapter 1818: Egg Poking

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Chapter 1818: Egg Poking

Longqiu was full of wariness, not knowing whether that pink-haired woman was telling the truth or not!
But since ancient times, villains die from talking too much!
No matter what they ask next, I won't say a word!
This sack can even catch Bose bodies? Is it really that magical?
Regardless, I can't capsize in a ditch. Without further ado, I'll just pierce them to death!
Jiangnan ground his teeth. Since he was exposed, there was no point in hiding anymore!
With a teleport, he charged out of the golden light sphere, holding the dull sack.
('口' ۶)۶ Sack!
"Yexu Longqiu, I call your name—do you dare to answer?"
He had already prepared the embarrassing dance grenade in secret.
Now he could only predict Longqiu's attack and use himself as bait.
Once it showed signs of releasing a warp bubble, he would immediately pull the embarrassing dance grenade.
As long as he controlled that loach, he could go up and touch it!
He could then displace it into the time-stop domain, and then it would be at his mercy, wouldn't it?
Touch it, and it's a profit!
Yexu Longqiu didn't utter a word. His whole body surged with spiritual energy, ready to directly pierce Jiangnan to death.
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅) "You won't even answer? Are you even a man?"
Yexu Longqiu gritted his teeth. I'll show you just how tough I am!
As he spoke, his figure disappeared from under Jiangnan's nose again!
Six spatial barriers were successively shattered. The full counterattack formed by the source-material battle armor imitating Tiancheng Baogang was useless!
Even if he shattered Jiangnan's body in an instant, he couldn't leave a spatial mark using the body remnants!
Not only was the reaction speed too slow, but with the warp bubble in between, he couldn't touch Longqiu's body!
Even when the embarrassing dance grenade exploded, sending colorful electric light flashing over a hundred-meter radius, it couldn't catch Longqiu's shadow!
In the blink of an eye, he had already shot off to who knows where!
Jiangnan died again. Even though only half of his body remained, he was still dancing the Scallion Dance!
Blood splattered everywhere.
Qian Benying covered her face. Even if you died, stop dancing, for crying out loud!
"Single-body time reversal!"
Jiangnan, who had almost been shattered, recovered again.
Frustrated, Jiangnan directly opened an alternate dimension and started pulling out a magnet box.
He took out a spirit-binding orb from inside. If he formed a spirit-binding field around himself...
When Longqiu tried to pierce him, entering the field would cause the warp bubble to fail.
Even if Longqiu didn't attack, he had the "Forgiveness Hat" taunt to force him to.
Binding the spirit to fight, even without using space-type powers,
relying solely on physical fitness, Jiangnan was confident he could clash with Longqiu. After all, he still had the Undying Demon King!
Can't handle one Longqiu?
I have plenty of tricks!
But just as he was about to take out the box, Jiangnan's expression suddenly changed, as if he had seen something terrifying!
(serious face) "No more fighting for now. Ai Jiang! Call back the Dimensional Shuttle. Strategic retreat!"
Qian Benying, Mila, and the others were stunned. What happened?
They were just full of momentum; why stop?
They had never seen Jiangnan back down!
But Longqiu attacked again!
Jiangnan had no time to waste. If he dawdled any longer, things would go bad!
"Void Black Hole • Dimensional Exile!"
"Ten Suns in the Same Sky!"
Ten black holes took shape in an instant, tearing out ten kilometer-sized holes arranged in a ring.
In a flash, a giant hole burst in the surrounding void, as if the sky itself was leaking!
Longqiu, charging with a warp bubble, slammed on the brakes to avoid rushing into the dimensional gap.
The Dimensional Shuttle flew over, carrying Jiangnan and the others as they escaped into the dimensional gap, vanishing in an instant.
Longqiu cursed angrily: "Why run? Weren't you just arrogantly talking about pulling my tumor? Try pulling one?"
Jiangnan raised his middle finger without looking back:
(‶‶‶‶)凸 "Just you wait, okay?"
Longqiu tilted his head and spat: "Fox seductress, count for me—are all the brothers still here?"
"This human—it hasn't been long since we last met, how has he become so strong?"
The bad beast group had just been stunned by the Mind God Pearl and had begun an endless fall through the sea of clouds.
The nine-tailed fox rubbed its throbbing head:
(•́ᴥ•̀٥) "Hmm... it seems a few are missing?"
Longqiu: ???

Jiangnan and the others didn't stay long in the dimensional gap. They circled around inside, then tore through space back to the Void Sea.
They found an inconspicuous floating island to hide on.
After all, there were countless spatial fluctuations in the Void Sea, so it wasn't easy to be found.
Mila was puzzled: (๑•̌~•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "Why retreat? With a little more effort just now, there was still a chance to take him down!"
Qian Benying snickered: (•́.̫•̀) "Must be scared, right? Didn't expect Boss Jiang to have moments of fear?"
Jiangnan, annoyed, raised his hand and hammered a big red bump on top of Qian Benying's head.
(︶~︶#) "Scared of what? If you weren't too honest, Longqiu would have been captured already!"
"The reason I pulled back is this..."
As he spoke, he pulled out a big white egg from the alternate dimension!
It emitted a most holy white light, shaking restlessly, with a few cracks on the shell.
Qian Benying's scalp tingled:
(☍﹏⁰。) "Th-this is that angel egg?"
Feiyan was killed by Odin once before, then turned into an egg and was reborn. After being reborn, she was dismembered by Bad Sister and turned into an egg again.
Knowing Jiangnan liked to play with eggs, Bad Sister gave this egg to Jiangnan as a gift.
Jiangnan had been busy this whole time and had completely forgotten about this egg!
Just now when he was pulling out the spirit-binding orb, he found that this egg started to glow and even developed cracks!
It looked like it was about to hatch!
"Crack!"
With a loud crack, another gap appeared in the shell.
Qian Benying immediately freaked out:
୧(☍﹏⁰)୨ "It's over, it's over! If Feiyan hatches, we're barbecued!"
Jiangnan still remembered the terrifying combat power of angels.
Only transcendent-level combat power could deal with them!
And Sister Jiangning said that every time an angel hatches, its strength skyrockets. Who knows how strong Feiyan will be this time?
They were in the Void Sea, without any support in sight.
They couldn't handle Feiyan at all!
Jiangnan scratched his head: "This is clearly a time bomb egg! Bad Sister really gave me a great gift!"
"We have to kill it before it hatches!"
As he spoke, he directly jabbed the egg on the ground, pulled out the Godslayer Blade, and pricked at the crack violently.
But it didn't work. The shell's strength could withstand the plasma flames of Grandpa Xiao.
Frustrated, Jiangnan pulled out the small stool and was about to smash it onto the eggshell, startling Qian Benying, who immediately stepped forward to stop him.
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ) "You... are you sure that smashing the shell won't release the angel?"
Jiangnan froze: "Then I'll just open a small hole first."
After all, he had to be able to reach in to kill it, right?
So the small stool fell heavily, and with a "crack," a small triangular opening appeared on top of the angel egg.
Blazing white light shot out from the crack. Jiangnan curiously looked into the egg with one eye!
It was all white. He saw Feiyan curled up, her pure white wings wrapping her body.
She seemed as quiet as if in her mother's womb, her long eyelashes trembling slightly, as if she might wake up at any moment.
While Jiangnan was staring, a white light shot out and poked him right in the eye!
[From Feiyan’s Resentment Value +1001!]
A vine-like thing retracted like lightning. Jiangnan was furious:
(ꐦ*益°᷅) "Dare to poke my eye? See how I poke you to death!"
"I'll make you die in the egg!"
With a fierce look, he stabbed the Godslayer Blade straight into the crack!
And stirred wildly!
[From Feiyan’s Resentment Value +1003!]
[From Feiyan...]
Resentment values skyrocketed to the max. Not satisfied, Jiangnan pulled out the Underworld Spear!
It carried a curse of the fallen angel, even more potent than poison!
He also shoved it into the crack!
"Gangzi! You're strong, come! Together!"
Wang Gang answered, took the Underworld Spear, muscles bulging, and roared as he pounded the angel egg like mashing a jar!
He pounded so fast it became a blur!
Lan and Mila covered their faces at the sight.
(づ◔﹏◔ิど) "This must be the legendary 'egg poking,' right? Brother Jiangnan really loves poking eggs~"
Resentment values surged even more violently. The angel egg shook violently, cracks worsening, as if it might hatch at any moment!
Jiangnan panicked. Resentment values still coming? Can't kill the angel by just poking? Its vitality is so tenacious?
In anger, Jiangnan pulled out a bucket of Dali and poured it through the crack into the egg!
He opened spatial wormholes, pressed the stems of a few diamond giant durians, and stuffed them in!
"Boom boom boom" sounds came, and golden fruit flesh flew out of the crack!
Not done yet, he poured expired Didiwei potion mixed with little soybean powder gurgling into the egg!
Qian Benying felt a chill down her spine. This must be a living hell, right?
Can the inside of the egg still be habitable?
[From Feiyan’s Resentment Value +1008!]
[From Feiyan...]
Resentment values hit an all-time high, dozens of lines per second!
Jiangnan raged: "Still not dead? Then I'll have to use the ultimate move!"
With that, he directly pulled out a small fire jar and stuck it onto the soon-to-shatter eggshell, activating star-breaking mode!
The next moment, a brilliant red light lit up on the fire jar, absorbing endless energy from the egg!
After a while, a pair of white wings appeared on the fire jar!
The white light inside the egg weakened!
The once pure white eggshell now had a black-purple mark from Jiangnan's cupping!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. It actually works? The small fire jar can even cup an egg?
"Ultimate move: Emperor Jar • Full Egg!"
One small fire jar after another was attached, all activating star-breaking mode!
I'll suck your level down. Even if you hatch, you won't be able to defeat me!