Chapter 1767: Is That All? The World's Bombardment
Wu Liang and Tie Niu kissed for a long time before reluctantly parting, their lips connected with a strand of saliva.
(#˘3˘)〰(ꈍεꈍ灬)
Tie Niu's pretty face flushed red. She raised her little fist and pounded on Wu Liang's chest, producing a deep "bam bam" sound!
Her face was full of shyness:
(︶.̮︶⁄⁄⁄⁄) "Honey, you're so annoying. If you wanted to kiss, just kiss. Did you have to brush my teeth too?"
Wu Liang grinned shyly:
(#͡°͜ʖ͡°) "Lips and teeth depend on each other, so brushing teeth is totally normal!"
Xiong Er and Xiao Zhen almost spat out blood. Brush teeth?
What the hell did you use to brush Tie Niu's teeth just now?!
If there weren't people around, you two would probably have been grappling naked on the spot, right?
After relieving their longing, Tie Niu quickly asked: "How's your body? Why did it take so long for you to wake up? Nothing took over your consciousness, right?"
At this, Wu Liang became unusually excited!
(#•̆ᗜ•̆) "Let me tell you, I hit the jackpot this time! That parasite..."
Before he could finish, Tie Niu's expression froze, and she stared in horror at the sky behind Wu Liang!
━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Xiong Er and the others shuddered violently and retreated over a thousand meters in the blink of an eye!
They shouted from afar: ‼(•'口'•‧̣̥̇) "Sister-in-law! Get out of there! Danger!"
Xiong Er's heart began to tremble. As expected, Wu Liang really started to have bad luck!
The bad luck had manifested and was riding him hard, you know?
Who knew what would happen after eating so many Lucky Little Cherries and starting to get unlucky?!
Tie Niu stared blankly at the sky:
Σ(ﾟ口ﾟﾉ)ﾉ "Damn! Xuexue didn't lie to me. I really do get hit by a meteorite?"
Wu Liang was utterly confused. He turned to look, and now not only his forehead was dark, but his entire face was black too!
(̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "No way? I just woke up and I'm already unlucky?"
A brilliant streak of fire streaked across the sky and slammed precisely toward Wu Liang, carrying an astonishing momentum!
Looking closer, what meteorite? It was clearly a huge satellite!
Tie Niu gritted her teeth: "Honey, don't be afraid! I'll protect you and keep you from harm!"
As she spoke, she had already blocked in front of Wu Liang!
Wu Liang grinned: (#¯ิٹ¯ิ) "I thought it was something big. It's just a satellite, isn't it?"
"Just stand to the side and watch! See how handsome your man really is!"
With that, he stepped past Tie Niu and strode boldly toward the incoming satellite!
Tie Niu was stunned. Was Wu Liang planning to take on the satellite head-on?
Wu Liang casually tore off his shirt, revealing a muscular, chiseled upper body like carved by knife and axe. He twisted his neck, and his spine crackled like popping beans!
A smirk curled at the corner of his mouth: "Super Muscle Battle Armor!"
"Boom!"
Under Tie Niu's shocked gaze, Wu Liang's muscles swelled violently, and he transformed directly into a three-meter-tall Muscle Devil!
Crimson muscles were visibly striated, emitting wisps of white steam!
The knuckles hardened into brass knuckles resembling red crystal!
Xiong Er and the others' jaws hit the ground, their faces full of shock!
(๑ʘ̅口ʘ̅๑)
As for Tie Niu, her eyes were already full of stars and she was drooling. She was the most devoted muscle worshipper, you know?
˚₊*(ˊॢO̶̶̷̤﹃O̴̶̷̤ˋॢ)*₊˚
"Honey? You're..."
Wu Liang chuckled happily: "At first, I was indeed struggling with the parasite's consciousness. It tried to merge and take over my body!"
"But then I rose to Starlight rank, and during the body enhancement process, that parasite luckily fused completely with my brainstem!"
"After that, the parasite's consciousness dissipated, and my body began a comprehensive evolution because of the fusion!"
"Now all my muscle cells have evolved into super muscle cells, and I've also gained some of the parasite's abilities!"
Tie Niu's eyes widened. This was truly a huge bargain!
The Lucky Little Cherry hadn't failed to work; it was the string of lucky accidents that caused Wu Liang to retain his own consciousness while completely fusing with the parasite, initiating a full evolution?
Xiong Er was dumbfounded: Σ(°△°๑) "So it's true: those with good talent rely on upgrades, and those with bad talent rely on mutation? Big Brother Wu really stood up this time!"
Just then, a huge satellite carrying terrifying kinetic energy crashed straight toward Wu Liang!
But Wu Liang was fearless. He threw a fierce punch at the satellite!
"Super Muscle Pump!"
His muscles contracted to the limit and then released with a bang!
The punch produced sonic booms and several white air rings expanded!
With a loud "Boom!"
The incoming satellite was punched to pieces by Wu Liang, exploding into a sky full of flames. Fragments of metal flew everywhere like shrapnel!
The ground was blasted into a huge crater!
But Wu Liang still stood in the blazing fire, his body pierced by several metal fragments!
He casually pulled them out, and the wounds healed rapidly!
"Hmph! That was quite something! But is this all? Not too unlucky!"
Tie Niu was ecstatic on the side, clapping wildly:
(ʃƪᵒ̶̶̷̀ω˂̶́) "So handsome! Honey, you're amazing!"
But the next moment, Wu Liang's expression froze!
Xiong Er swallowed his saliva: "Brother, I'm afraid you spoke too soon~"
In the sky, thousands of satellites, each blazing with fiery light, were all crashing toward Wu Liang at incredible speed!
They filled the entire sky, densely packed!
Wu Liang: !!!
"Where the hell did so many satellites come from? A meteor shower just to hit me? Is this really necessary?!" He was so shocked he immediately charged into the distance, but those satellites seemed to have eyes, turning to chase him!
There was no escaping!
Ring Wei's eye twitched: (´-﹏-`；) "I think I know why all global communications were destroyed!"
"Could it be that all the satellites were used to hit Wu Liang? Was he the culprit all along?"
Just then, a series of loud "Boom Boom Boom!" sounds came. One satellite after another ruthlessly slammed into Wu Liang!
Sparks erupted on the spot, and the ground roared!
Wu Liang was knocked silly on the spot. What defense could withstand such a bombardment?!
"Barbarian Charge, Bear King Shield, Iron Cloak! Hey hey hey! Wait a minute! Let me catch my breath! You can't do this! I..."
"Boom boom boom..."
But did the satellites listen to Wu Liang? Of course not!
Wu Liang roared: "Screw you! Muscle Bear King!"
A giant red muscular bear over a hundred meters tall appeared. Originally, Wu Liang's size wasn't that big!
But with Super Muscle Cells and Super Muscle Battle Armor, his beast-form size increased by more than a circle!
But growing bigger didn't help. Satellites pounded down at a rate of more than a dozen per second!
They beat Wu Liang until he was submissive, pressing him into a pit and smashing him relentlessly!
Even Tie Niu got caught. A dozen satellites pounded down on her without any reason!
Tie Niu was anxious: ୧(´-﹏-`)୨ "Hit him! Why are you hitting me? I'm not the one with bad luck!"
Xiong Er swallowed his saliva: "Maybe... because Big Brother Wu just 'brushed your teeth,' you got unlucky along with him?"
Upon hearing this, everyone immediately moved even farther away. Being hit by satellites was not a pleasant experience!
So bad luck is contagious, huh?
In the sky, streaks of meteors rained down like a Gatling gun opening fire, relentlessly pounding Wu Liang!
It was as if the world itself was firing artillery at Wu Liang!
This must be the unique charm of a cursed son, right?
An Xiaoqi tugged at Xiong Er's sleeve, looking worried:
(′◔‸◔`)۶ "Sh-should we just watch from the side? Should we help block some for Wu Liang? He looks pretty miserable!"
Xiong Er waved his hand grandly:
(︶～︶*)۶ "No need at all! Even if we block it, he'll just have bad luck in some other way, maybe even worse than being hit by satellites!"
"But given the nature of the Little Cherry, no matter how unlucky, it won't kill you. At worst, the world just bombards you!"
"Don't worry, once Big Brother Wu gets through his tribulation, it should be fine!"
"Hmm... How many satellites are there on Lan Xing? Operational plus decommissioned, maybe eight to ten thousand? No problem, it'll pass quickly. Looks like Big Brother Wu is planning to take them all, huh?"
Xiao Zhen's eyelids twitched. What kind of experience is it to be hit by every satellite in the world?
Wu Liang roared at the sky: "Crappy satellites can't defeat me! Is that all you've got? Is that it? Is that it?"
"Muscle is justice! Roar!"
As he cursed, he even flipped off the sky!
╭∩╮(ꐦ͡⚆益͡⚆ꐦ)╭∩╮
In an instant, a swarm of lightning mosquitoes flew in from the distance, dense like dark clouds!
They hovered over Wu Liang's head, and an endless bolt of lightning struck down like a heavenly sword, scorching the ground black!
Wu Liang was struck pitch black, smoking, while still being smashed by satellites!
He couldn't help but roar: "Thrilling! You think this..."
"Boom!"
Before he could finish, a huge space station fell from high altitude and directly embedded Wu Liang into the ground. The explosion's shockwave sent Xiong Er and the others stumbling backward!
Xiong Er shouted: "Bear Master! Don't yell anymore! Getting hit by a space station is still acceptable!"
"If you call the moon down, then we're all screwed!"
Wu Liang was full of frustration. He didn't know how long this bad luck would last. He couldn't just stay here and endure the world's bombardment forever, right?
"Let's go! While my tribulation is still going, let's return to Hua Xia and wipe out the beast tide!"
With that, he lowered his head and ran with all his might. The thunderclouds and satellites chased after him, creating an exceptionally spectacular scene!
Xiong Er and Tie Niu didn't dare get close, but trailed far behind Wu Liang!
Given the current situation, this was all they could do...
Xiong Er sighed with emotion: "Lucky that Bear Master stood up this time, or he'd really die from bad luck!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Wu Liang, running under his tribulation, passed by a volcano!
"Boom!" The volcano erupted, the eruption level exceeding six! Wu Liang's body shot up, smoking black, screaming as he was blasted who knows how far...
Xiong Er: (•́﹏•̀٥)
"Forget I said anything..."