Chapter 1732: Charging Station?
When Zhong Yingxue and the others saw that Mila and Lan were fine, they were also overjoyed, and even went up to pinch Xing Cheng's chubby little face!
Was it just their imagination? They hadn't seen her in a while, but how did Xing Cheng seem to have gained weight?
Mila giggled: (∗❛ั◡❛ั) "We didn't really get anything either. We just took Xing Cheng around to eat and eat, ate nearly two hundred Ling Xu, and somehow found the Jue Ling Pillar!"
"We've been guarding it right here, waiting for Brother Jiangnan to come!"
Upon hearing this, Jiangnan and the others' expressions all stiffened, and they looked at Xing Cheng in horror!
゙━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
So all those blank maps they encountered along the way were eaten blank by Xing Cheng?
Even the space substrate was exposed!
Damn! No wonder Xing Cheng got fat. So you four little ones just bulldozed your way through?
Goodness!
Liu Mang swallowed his saliva: ● "Such... such a big appetite? By the way, Nan Shen, how exactly did you raise her to be so big?"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. Would I tell you that I fed her with the moon?
But Jiangnan suddenly paused, then his eyes lit up: (。✧▿✧) "Cheng Bao'er ate so many Ling Xu, did she refine any new incense beads?"
Mila was about to speak when she saw Xing Cheng's face turn red, frantically winking and making faces at Mila!
(⑉ᵒ̶̶̷̀﹏˂̶́)
We agreed to keep it a secret! Don't tell them!
How... how embarrassing for an insect!
Mila's expression stiffened: (¬▿¬‧̣̥̇) "Possible... possibly soon? Ahaha~ ahaha..."
Jiangnan scratched his head. Eating so much, there should be something, right?
୧(๑・᷄~・᷅) "By the way, I thought I saw someone just now. Was it an illusion? Or..."
At this moment, everyone's gaze involuntarily focused at Jiangnan's feet.
Cooper's mouth twitched:
٩(▀̿~▀̿̿(#」"Yo~ Nan... Nan Shen!"
[From Cooper's resentment value +1003!]
Startled, Jiangnan quickly lifted his foot:
∑(°口°๑) "Cooper? How did you get here? What's going on?"
Speaking of which, why has Cooper been sending me resentment points since just now?
Is it the one inside the small fire jar who happened to be sending them?
Coincidence? Or is it...
Jiangnan's gaze flickered, and he couldn't help but become more vigilant. However, his impression of Cooper was still good.
After all, during the moon counterattack, this guy really fought with his life on the line.
But Jiangnan also kept a little caution.
Cooper smiled bitterly: "Didn't you call Odin to help? There wasn't much happening at the Alliance, so I came along too, thinking I could contribute."
"Who knew that bastard Odin gave me some broken cherry, saying it would make me lucky and help find the Chujing Lingxu. Lucky my ass? I've been having bad luck the whole time!"
"We got separated, and that guy even got lost. That's basically it."
As soon as he finished, Jiangnan and his group all shuddered. In the blink of an eye, they were a hundred meters away from Cooper, with terrified expressions!
Cooper's expression stiffened. Damn! What's going on?
=͟͟͞͞(꒪△꒪‧̣̥̇)
Am I exposed? No... that can't be? I shouldn't have slipped up, right?
Jiangnan, on the other hand, swallowed his saliva. This little brother has become quite rotten too? Tricking others into eating the little cherry but not eating it himself?
Bad luck for others too?
Jiangnan and the others, who had been tortured by bad luck all the way, didn't want to cause any more trouble!
While Cooper was hesitating there whether to strike suddenly, he heard Jiangnan clear his throat twice!
(٥͡°ก͡°) "Well, it's good that you came to help, but just don't come near us for the next few hours, okay?"
Cooper frowned: "Why... why not?"
Jiangnan chuckled awkwardly: (¬ㅂ¬‧̣̥̇) "N... nothing. Your bad luck aura is too dazzling. I'm afraid we might be overwhelmed by you if we're not careful."
Cooper: ???
I'm charming? With this terrifying body, is there really such a thing as charm?
Xia Yao bit her lower lip, holding back desperately. Dammit, bad luck radiating everywhere!
(◦థжథ) Pfft~
After keeping a certain safe distance from Cooper, Jiangnan turned his attention to the Jue Ling Pillar.
Leaving Xing Cheng to continue guarding the door for eating, Jiangnan brought the others to the front of the curse array.
Smiling slyly: (˶‾᷄⁻̫‾᷅˵) "We managed to find it first and take the initiative. This makes things much easier."
"Let's set up some preparations first."
Everyone was stunned: "How do we do it?"
Jiangnan cackled and frantically exchanged for Diamond Giant Durians, and in no time they piled up into a small mountain.
Qin Shou almost spat a mouthful of old blood: "Are you trying to turn this into a sand pit? Even Bear Two would be unable to resist using the bathroom here!"
This is clearly going to be dirty play, right?
Jiangnan grinned: "It's the same principle as when you don't want others to eat your snack, you spit on it."
"Whether we'll use it or not, let's spit on it first!"
"Everyone, hurry up and get to work!"
The crowd thought, why bother with so much? As long as we can buy more time, anything goes!
So everyone started taking the durians and frantically detonating them all over the curse array!
Diamond spikes and durian pulp exploded everywhere. Cooper also wanted to join in the fun.
But as unlucky as it gets, as soon as he went up he got splattered yellow all over, and the hellish stench went up his nose, nearly making him throw up his stomach.
What the hell is this stuff!
In order to guard the Jue Ling Pillar, they actually spread shit on it!
It made Cooper completely afraid to approach.
Jiangnan, on the other hand, pulled out a pesticide spray bottle and poured Didiwei spray into it frantically.
Wearing the Glazed Armor all over, he carried the pesticide bottle and sprayed everywhere on the curse array, not even sparing the ten-thousand-meter tall Jue Ling Pillar.
Without further ado, give it a spray first!
And taking this opportunity, Jiangnan also activated Soul Imprint, engraving the entire content of the Spirit-Sealing Curse Array into his mind.
Earlier he had tricked Hope out of ten billion in Mountain City, plus the leftovers from before; skill points were definitely enough.
Whether it will be useful in the future or not, let's memorize it first.
Cooper was constantly scheming. It seemed Jiangnan and the others hadn't completely trusted him yet.
How could he get his hands on the fire jar containing his real body?
If he tried to take it by force, what if Jiangnan destroyed the jar?
He had to start with the Jue Ling Pillar!
So Cooper looked up, but when he saw it, his expression turned deathly pale in an instant.
He saw the ten-thousand-meter tall Jue Ling Pillar become infinitely huge in his eyes.
It seemed to hold up the entire sky, an immensely heavy and majestic feeling rushed at him, as if it would pierce a hole through the heavens.
In a trance, an ethereal and ancient throat-singing sound exploded in his ears, making him unable to help but feel a sense of awe and worship.
The giant pillar seemed to be crashing down on him, as if to crush him to death.
Cooper couldn't hold it in, his legs went weak, and with a thud he fell to his knees, body and mind terrified.
What the hell! A pillar propping up the sky?
Clearly it wasn't like this just now!
For a moment, Cooper became even more frightened.
After Jiangnan finished spraying Didiwei, he patted his hands contentedly. This was much safer now.
Then his gaze fell on Faqia Wei, and his big eyes rolled around mischievously.
(๑◔ก◔ิ๑) "Ahem~ Weiwei ya! You've followed me for so long, I've treated you well, right? When we first came in you were Starlight, now you're Dao Heaven 5."
Faqia Wei shuddered violently:
(๑ŏ﹏.ŏ๑) "You... what do you want now? Just say it, don't look at me like that, I'm scared!"
Calling me so affectionately? It must be that weasel Jiangnan giving Wei New Year's wishes, definitely not a good thing!
Jiangnan grinned slyly: "I was thinking of asking you to charge some Onion Swords for everyone to use as a means of attack and self-defense. We're old acquaintances, you wouldn't refuse such a small request, would you?"
"We're comrades on the same front, right?"
Faqia Wei frowned: (๑•̌.•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What Onion Sword? Is it powerful? Can it turn the tide?"
Jiangnan's eyes were full of excitement: "Of course! Definitely!"
The power of the Great Onion Holy Sword's onion sword energy changes based on the quality of spiritual power the charger pours in!
Musashi charged an onion sword, and it could even cut the Pupil Race!
Although Faqia Wei was a bit useless, she was at least a Dao Heaven!
Faqia Wei only hesitated for a moment before agreeing.
"Fine... fine then!"
After all, she was now with Jiangnan. If the Holy Star won, she would have no good outcome, so she might as well contribute.
Jiangnan was overjoyed, hurriedly pulling out a mountain of Great Onion Holy Swords, and went up to Faqia Wei to teach her thoroughly, even demonstrating in person.
Faqia Wei's eyes went wide, and her face turned crimson red:
(⑉་口.་⑉) "Wh... what? Are you serious? What kind of shameful moves and chants are these? Dammit!"
"No! I won't dance! I can't afford to lose face like that, I still have dignity!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: (꒪ั~꒪ั*) "Who cares about face? How much is face worth? How about you split out a Dancing Wei or an Onion-Swinging Wei to dance? It's her face that gets lost, not yours."
Faqia Wei's face darkened: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄ "What's the difference? It's still the same!"
Jiangnan pouted: "Ehh~ then there's no way around it. When the Holy Star wins, everyone will die. I don't mind."
"It's just a pity for you. You've worked so hard and still end up being destroyed. Tsk tsk tsk~"
Faqia Wei: !!!
Furious, she stomped her foot, snatched two Great Onion Holy Swords and held them in her hands, grinding her teeth audibly.
"I... I'll dance, okay?"
⋌(˃᷄﹏.˂᷅๑)⋋ "La~ la saosao dali di la didi! Dali saoli sao dingdang mao!"
While chanting the incantation, she swung the onions, wiggled her hips, and jumped left and right repeatedly, learning it quite accurately.
Soon two onion swords were charged, emitting brilliant green light. Jiangnan quickly swapped them for two more and told her to keep dancing.
Everyone looked over, letting out "Oh hoo hoo" sounds of amazement, even whistling and clapping.
(*⁰̷̴꒨⁰̷̴)
Faqia Wei's face was completely red, she glared at Jiangnan fiercely. Today, my face is completely ruined!
A dignified Dao Heaven body has been turned into a charging station!
And Keji was clapping with tears streaming and a face full of bliss, even giving Jiangnan a thumbs up!
(*꒦ິᴥ꒦ີ)✧ Nice~
Only Nan Shen could do it! Otherwise, in this life he might never have seen the goddess's enchanting dance!
Jiangnan, on the other hand, was chuckling. It's just that Vivian has many clones, so her level goes down, and the charged onion swords aren't very powerful.
Otherwise, they could set up a Vivian Onion-Swinging Dance Troupe to charge the swords!
Dao Heaven... well, isn't there another Dao Heaven level? And with a terrifyingly high level?
And Jiangnan's gaze involuntarily fell on Cooper!
↜(⃔っ՞▿՞C)⃕✧
Cooper shuddered, suddenly having a bad premonition in his heart.
[From Cooper's resentment value +1003!]