Chapter 1712: This Is Just Too Disgusting
Had he watched all those animal documentaries for nothing? Was this really how a toad attacked?
What the hell was an Iron Head Frog anyway?
After all, Qin Shou was a whole major rank above, so a Starlight-level attack wasn't something he could just shrug off!
He felt his internal organs twisted into a mess from that blow. The Vitality Ginseng he'd been hiding under his tongue was swallowed down in one gulp!
Qin Shou's face flushed red as he lay on the ground, coughing up large mouthfuls of blood!
Gu Gua let out a sneer.
(乛´︶`乛ꐦ) "Ha~ Pathetic! Hah~ Ptooey!"
With that, Gu Gua opened his mouth and spat a glob of bright green saliva directly onto Qin Shou's face!
Plenty of it, too!
Qin Shou's expression froze. He wiped the sticky green liquid off his face and instantly exploded with rage.
(ꐦಠ҉̛益҉̛ಠ҉̛) "Spit, right? That must be spit! Are you seriously this disgusting, you bastard?"
"I'm the one who's supposed to be spitting down other people's throats! You wanna play dirty with me? You picked the wrong guy!"
"I'll kill you!"
Gu Gua rolled his eyes.
(꒪ั︶꒪ัꐦ) "Spit my ass! That's poison—dart frog neurotoxin! Who the hell spits?"
"Get hit by my poison, and it doesn't matter if you're Diamond or even Star..."
But Qin Shou, practically fuming with rage, couldn't care less! He wasn't even afraid of blood anymore!
He lifted his nostrils: "Take this! Nosebleed Fire Hydrant!"
(ꐦ°᷄◉◉°᷅)═҉̛═҉̛═҉̛═҉̛
Two high-pressure streams of nosebleed shot out like blood arrows, hitting Gu Gua right in the eyes!
Gu Gua flinched:
Σ(✽口✽|||) "Ah! My eyes! Damn it, you shot me with nosebleed?"
Qin Shou scrambled to his feet: "You started the dirty game first! Gu Gua, is it? I'll make you lonely for the rest of your life! Descendant-Killing Flying Knee!"
A spike of ice formed on his knee as he drove it straight into Gu Gua's groin!
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(›Ŏ◊Ŏ‹‧̣̥̇) "Yeee-oww!"
A piercing scream split the air. Gu Gua covered his crotch with one hand and rubbed his eyes with the other, his face turning green from pain!
"Impossible! You got hit by my dart frog poison—how can you still move?"
Qin Shou smirked proudly:
(︶´৺`︶#) "You think I came unprepared? I'm immune to all poisons!"
The moment Gu Gua mentioned poison, Qin Shou had already swallowed the Detoxifying Soybean he'd been keeping under his tongue!
At a time like this, who cares about diarrhea?
Gu Gua's eyes widened: "Immune to all poisons? I don't believe it! Poison Frog Machine Gun!"
(#˃᷄3˂᷅).･ﾟﾟ･˚*̥･ﾟﾟ･. "Ah-tu-tu-tu-tu~"
A rainbow of saliva shot out of Gu Gua's mouth like a Gatling gun, laying down a curtain of spit-suppression fire on Qin Shou!
But Qin Shou was fearless. He raised a golden middle finger and charged through the rain of spit toward Gu Gua!
His body was now covered in multicolored venom saliva.
Qin Shou was furious:
╭∩╮(͡⚆҉̛益͡⚆҉̛)╭∩╮ "You're still spitting? Watch me paralyze you to death!"
As he got close, he jabbed his golden middle finger straight at Gu Gua!
Gu Gua's eyes widened: "It really doesn't work? Try this!"
"Toad Roar Blast!"
He opened his mouth wide, sucking in the surrounding air rapidly, his chin swelling into a disgusting half-circle.
But just then, Qin Shou's body stiffened. A low "bú~" sound escaped him, like a saxophone's mournful note.
The side effects of the Detoxifying Soybean hit—turbid gas surged out of his body, and he couldn't control it!
His pants bulged as the intoxicating aroma of flatulence burst forth!
In an instant, visibility within a hundred meters dropped to zero—like a poison gas bomb!
Qin Shou instinctively held his breath, but Gu Gua was inhaling deeply into his lungs at that very moment!
That single breath sucked in all the gas Qin Shou had just released—not a trace was wasted!
Gu Gua's eyes rolled back in his head. He nearly died on the spot.
(|||꒪ͦж꒪ͦ|||)
I inhale? You fart?
The taste was way too foul!
Gu Gua's spirit nearly shattered. The Toad Roar caught in his throat.
Qin Shou looked embarrassed:
(´థ౪థ)σ "Sorry, 'scuse me. I pushed too hard and let one slip. It's just..."
Gu Gua: Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠) "Urp-frog~"
The foul gas overwhelmed him, and he couldn't hold it in. He threw up right there, a rainbow of vomit—worthy of being pixelated—spewing everywhere!
It all landed on Qin Shou, who was about to jab him!
Qin Shou's expression froze, then he roared at the sky:
(งʘ͡҉̛益҉̛ʘ͡҉̛)ง "Ahhh! I just farted on you once, and you puke all over me? Still playing dirty?"
"Is this your Toad Roar Blast or Toad Vomit Blast? Fine, fine! You asked for it!"
A series of explosions like firecrackers sounded behind Qin Shou as thick yellow smoke billowed out. He charged at Gu Gua, roaring!
ﾚ(ʘ͡҉̛益҉̛ʘ͡҉̛;)ﾍ=З=З=З
Gu Gua was terrified. Pinching his nose, he ran away. Are you a human fart machine or what?
"Na Zha! Na Zha! Requesting a switch! This guy is way too dirty! You deal with him!"
Over at Ye Xinghe's side, he was staring at Qin Shou's fight in horror.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
What kind of battlefield is that over there?
Spitting, farting...?
A Diamond chasing a Starlight? In a way, that's a miracle!
But the moment he got distracted, Gu Gua's tongue shot out like lightning!
It wrapped around Ye Xinghe's waist—Lip Sword Tongue Spear!
It slammed him hard into the ground!
Just as Gu Gua was about to switch targets, Na Zha kicked him away with a flash.
"Get lost! That's my prey. You picked your own opponent, you deal with him!"
Na Zha's face was full of disgust. He's all covered in your spit—how am I supposed to fight him? So dirty!
These two over here seem a bit more normal!
By now, Na Zha had completed her half-beast transformation. Her hands and feet were covered in gray fur!
Her nails became extremely sharp. Four sharp tube-like mouthparts grew from her back. Four translucent wings buzzed incessantly!
Her whole body glowed with a bloody light, and she smiled seductively.
(͡°.̫͡°) "Hehehe~ This little brother is quite handsome. I wonder what your blood tastes like?"
As she spoke, she dashed straight at Ye Xinghe, moving so fast she left afterimages!
Ye Xinghe roared: "Black Dragon Breath!"
A volley of energy breaths shot through the air, trying to block Na Zha's charge!
But Na Zha's body was incredibly agile. She twisted midair, easily dodging the dragon breaths!
"Black Dragon Sword!"
His tail swept out like a sword, even splitting a distant mountain in two!
But Na Zha sidestepped and appeared behind Ye Xinghe in an instant.
She licked his cheek with her crimson tongue.
(๑¯ิ.̫¯ิ๑) "Hehe~ Haven't you heard that mosquitoes are impossible to hit?"
Ye Xinghe: !!!
Four mouthparts stabbed deep into his body. Na Zha greedily sucked his blood. In the blink of an eye, Ye Xinghe was drained dry!
~(›꒪ͦﾛ꒪ͦ‹)~
His whole body shriveled up!
"Qi Yu! Get her! You're the best at dealing with mosquito girls, right? One-shot her! Do it now!"
Qi Yu panicked too: "How the hell is that the same? I'll go all out!"
He couldn't just watch his brother get sucked dry. Qi Yu accelerated and threw a punch at Na Zha!
"Combat Art: Death Fist!"
In that instant, Qi Yu's eyes blazed with bloody light. A murderous intent exploded from him!
For a moment, the world seemed to shrink to just Qi Yu's fist. It was as if the punch had been magnified infinitely. A huge character for "death" was stamped into the void like a steel seal!
The power was astonishing. Clearly, Qi Yu also had some tricks up his sleeve!
But Na Zha sidestepped, dropping Ye Xinghe, and appeared right beside Qi Yu!
She raised her hand and slapped him across the face with a loud smack!
(͡°～͡°)っ)#´3｀)噗~
"Smack!" Qi Yu was sent spinning through the air, helicoptering upward!
Na Zha curled her lip in disdain: "Little brat, who are you trying to scare? I've killed more people than you've got descendants!"
Clearly, in terms of intimidation, Qi Yu couldn't compete with Na Zha!
Ye Xinghe, who had been drained, froze. Are you really this useless?
Getting slapped by a mosquito girl?
Talk about karma!
The fake Qi Yu was useless—he had to rely on himself!
Luckily, he had just taken a Vitality Ginseng. The blood he'd lost was recovering rapidly. In no time, Ye Xinghe was plump again!
But just as he moved, he stumbled. His face turned purple. He was shocked!
Poison? That moment Gu Gua had tangled him earlier—had the poison already been injected?
Damn it!
To preserve his combat power, Ye Xinghe had no choice but to swallow the Detoxifying Soybean hidden under his tongue!
The poison was instantly neutralized!
Na Zha was excited: "Oh? Can you recover from zero health? I love little brothers like you!"
She flew at Ye Xinghe again!
But this time, he didn't dodge. His face was determined!
Even if he died, he couldn't let Na Zha get past him. Otherwise, Blood Platelet and Gao Xingyu wouldn't stand a chance!
"Boom!"
Na Zha appeared in front of him in an instant. Her four mouthparts stabbed into his body again!
But Ye Xinghe seized the moment, wrapped his arms around Na Zha, and held on tight!
A bad feeling surged in Na Zha's heart. She heard Ye Xinghe roar:
"Gifted Spiritual Art: Black Dragon Egg!"
In an instant, black eggshells enveloped both of them!
Na Zha drained Ye Xinghe into a mummy again. She slammed her fists against the shell!
Sparks flew, but even when she stabbed with her mouthparts, the eggshell remained unscathed!
Ye Xinghe grinned viciously: "Useless! The Ye family's life-saving technique—if it could be broken so easily, that'd be a miracle!"
Without another word, Ye Xinghe downed two bottles of Nuclear Milk and Dali. He'd already taken the Large Green Stick earlier!
His body blazed with crimson light. A countdown appeared in his eyes. The entire dragon egg was flooded with radiance!
-`(ꐦ⁰⁵益⁵⁹ꐦ)´-
Na Zha was furious. Her claws shot for Ye Xinghe's throat!
"Damn it! Let me out!"
Ye Xinghe's eyes narrowed: "Sorry! Until this dragon egg shatters, only one of us is walking out alive!"
"Nuclear Blast 12-Hit Combo!"
In that cramped space, blazing red energy erupted!