Chapter 1701: No Problem! (Bonus Chapter)
Jiangnan rolled his eyes and gave Liu Mang a slap on the neck!
(꒪ͦ～꒪ͦ#) "No crap! Of course it's a real bird? If we pluck the feathers off this Yangque, maybe it won't be able to fly anymore, and then it'll be at our mercy, right?"
And so he set to work!
Jiangnan's eyes gleaming with excitement as he charged toward the Yangque's location!
At that moment, the Yangque, the mercenaries, and even the muscle beast squad all rushed toward Senluo and Bracelet Wei!
Their faces were completely pale—this time they really wouldn't make it!
Ruiya had already closed her eyes early, using extreme cold to suppress the anger in her heart and block out the influence of the Forgiveness Hat!
She charged straight at the two—Bracelet Wei absolutely couldn't die, otherwise she'd have no Wei to use by her side!
Dragging the two, she fled into the distance!
Jiangnan, meanwhile, laughed heartily, using spatial wormholes as barriers, opening them in front, behind, left, and right of himself to block the scorching heat!
He let the thermal radiation pass through the area he occupied!
Using this method, he managed to reach his limit of proximity to the White Sun!
Without a word, he furiously threw Dali at the Yangque's incarnation, the White Sun!
"Hahaha! Dali creates miracles! I just throw Dali, and rely on miracles for the rest!"
One bucket after another of Dali 2.0 was hurled toward the White Sun, as if resentment points cost nothing!
After all, he'd earned a ton from poking Hairpin Wei's hairpin earlier—might as well spend freely!
But imagination was beautiful, while reality slapped him in the face!
Before the buckets of Dali 2.0 even got close to the White Sun, they were directly evaporated by the high temperature!
Turning into thick white steam that spread across the entire scene. In the blink of an eye, layers of misty clouds had formed around the White Sun!
Jiangnan shuddered, quickly donned his Glazed Armor for 360-degree protection, and even ate a bunny pill to activate his internal circulation, terrified of inhaling the Dali steam!
Mo Tian, who had been watching Jiangnan closely, turned pale—if Nan Shen was being this cautious, it definitely meant trouble!
She knew the horror of Dali well!
So she quickly wrapped herself in spiritual gauze and held her breath with puckered lips.
(◦`~´◦)
Hairpin Wei couldn't bear to watch and urged, "Hey, hey, hey! Is this really working? None of it even touched the Yangque!"
"It all evaporated! How about we run? They're being chased by the Yangque—this is our chance to escape!"
But Jiangnan refused, glaring:
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Not leaving! I just haven't thrown enough Dali! I don't believe it can maintain its solar form forever!"
If it was exposed to the Dali steam for even a second, this bird would definitely lose its feathers!
So Jiangnan threw Dali even more fiercely, even tossing out bags of Detoxifying Soybeans!
But before they got near the Yangque, they were roasted into popcorn by the intense heat, causing a rain of popcorn to fall from the sky!
Sparrows and such loved grains and beans, didn't they? They'd surely love popcorn even more, right?
Maybe it would lure it out?
Holding in urine let you travel a thousand miles, but diarrhea made every step a struggle—its combat power would be at least halved, right?
Jiangnan had no idea how many buckets of Dali he'd thrown. By now, the Rock Mountain Spirit Ruins had gained a layer of hazy fog!
The evaporated Dali wouldn't disappear—it just transformed from one form to another!
At this moment, Senluo and Bracelet Wei, who were being dragged by Ruiya in a desperate escape, were now fully exposed to the Dali steam!
In an instant, all the hair on their bodies shed completely, turning them into bald eggheads!
Ruiya looked horrified:
∑(°口°๑) "You... you two?"
Bracelet Wei was confused:
(•︠～•︡) "What happened to us? Sigh... your head..."
Ruiya's heart tightened. She quickly grabbed her own head to examine it!
Huh? Something seemed off... ahem!
On her head, her long, ice-silk-like hair had completely vanished, leaving her scalp as smooth as an upside-down pudding!
"(º口º*) Ahhh!!!"
[From Ruiya: Resentment +1003!]
Her signature princess-cut hairstyle, dammit!
She'd already had her head cut off, and now he was after her hair too?!
Even Bracelet Wei screamed along with her. Hanging on Senluo's back, she realized both their heads were bald!
"My hair! My hair! Jiangnan! I'm irreconcilably at odds with you!"
[From Vivian: Resentment +1000!]
[From...]
But Senluo was frantic: "What time is it to care about your hair? So what if we're bald? If we lose our lives, we lose everything!"
He saw the Yangque closing in, but Ruiya was still clutching her head in despair!
Senluo roared:
٩(#•̀口•́#)۶ "Green Curtain Shrouds the Sky!"
In an instant, infinite giant trees grew from beneath their feet, forming a vast rainforest in the blink of an eye!
The branches extended endlessly, blocking out the sky. The lush green canopies intertwined, forming a heavy green curtain that covered the heavens!
Hopeful to block the White Sun's scorching heat!
But as the White Sun approached, it pushed a large amount of white mist forward!
In a flash, all the leaves of the vast rainforest fell off, leaving only bare trees!
The fallen leaves buried the few of them inside...
Senluo's expression froze.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
What the hell was this? Even the trees weren't spared? Trees could go bald too?
Under the intense heat, the entire forest erupted in towering flames, and the leaves burying them caught fire!
Ruiya finally came to her senses and pulled the two to run!
Bracelet Wei took a deep breath, gritting her teeth: "Damn Jiangnan, this Wei..."
Then came a "rip" sound. The clothes on Bracelet Wei's once-svelte figure burst apart, turning her into a three-meter-tall muscular barbie!
The imperial jade bracelet on her wrist also exploded!
Bracelet Wei's eyes widened. She screamed and covered herself with brilliant lightning!
[From Vivian...]
Hearing her scream, Senluo turned to check:
ﾚ(⚆ɞ⚆;)ﾍ "What's wrong? You..."
But before he could turn, Bracelet Wei raised her palm and slapped him across the face!
(꒪ͦε꒪ͦ(#)٩(˃᷄益.˂᷅ꐦ)
"Don't look! Just keep running!"
*SMACK!* Half of Senluo's face swelled up, and fourteen teeth flew out of his mouth!
Senluo: (;´༎ຶ3༎ຶ(#) ???
Before he could ask what happened, he heard a roar, and his own muscles bulged. He too evolved into a muscular man, instantly bursting his clothes, with a dazzling light shining from his head!
[From Senluo...]
Bracelet Wei was blinded, tears streaming:
(ﾉ)*益.*(ヾ) "My eyes! My eyes!"
It wasn't just them. The mercenaries, exposed to the Dali steam, also caught the "No Problem" condition, with lights shining from their heads!
With roars, they turned into muscle devils!
"Crap! Kill those two! If not for them, would the Yangque have burned off our hair?"
The muscle beast squad, on the other hand, was having a field day. They absorbed the Dali steam with every breath!
Already muscle monsters, they grew three sizes bigger under Dali 2.0's influence, looking like little bulls, becoming moving light sources!
They felt an infinite surge of power within, their combat power skyrocketing!
The giant muscle beast pounded its chest in excitement: "Yahoo! This... this is my fountain of life!"
"Ahhh~ This surging power intoxicates me, makes me cry! Kill them all!"
The scene on the battlefield was now a total eyesore—an army of muscle devils?
And none of them wore any extra items, all their clothes had burst!
Jiangnan, holding a welding mask, surveyed the battlefield, occasionally letting out gasps of amazement!
Liu Mang hadn't been spared either, turning into a muscular hulk. But unlike the others, black light shone from his head!
He was already vomiting black foam!
That was because, under the influence of Black Garlic, everything on the battlefield was vividly reflected in his mind!
All he could sense were galloping muscle devils—things he should and shouldn't see, he sensed it all, whether he wanted to or not!
His eyes were almost blinded. He felt zero joy from being a radar!
How many half-dressed little sisters would he need to see to make up for this?
But Liu Mang stared intently at Mo Tian, his eyes full of expectation!
Mo Tian rolled her eyes. What exactly were you expecting, you weirdo?
I'm not breathing, so I won't change, okay?
By now, Hairpin Wei and Keji were both looking at Jiangnan with resentment!
(≖～.≖๑)(´-ﻌ-`#)
Both had fallen victim. Hairpin Wei, thanks to her helmet, wasn't too obvious, but she too had become a muscular barbie!
Her steel armor protected her tightly.
Keji was already crying. He felt that the goddess he was carrying princess-style was no longer a goddess but a steel colossus!
The whole mood was ruined!
And Keji himself had turned into a hairless Corgi, like a Sphynx cat! So ugly he could cry!
Jiangnan, thanks to his thorough protection, had escaped unscathed. Seeming to notice their gazes, he turned back with a dry laugh:
(￢ㅂ￢٥) "Wh... why are you all staring at me? Didn't I warn you to take protective measures?"
"Sister Mo Tian did it perfectly, right?"
[From Vivian/Keji/Liu Mang...]
Liu Mang's face darkened as he looked down at himself.
"Now I'm sure—the bird you wanted to pluck isn't any real bird!"
Everyone on the field, without exception, had been turned into "No Problem" cases, and the Yangque was still perfectly fine!
Hairpin Wei pleaded:
(*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) "Listen to me! Nan Shen! Nan Dad! Let's run! Stop messing around! I can't take it anymore!"
Just then, Ruiya went completely berserk. Ignoring the risk of her Bose particles being annihilated, she plunged straight into the White Sun!
After a while, the White Sun grew dim!
Ruiya emerged, filled with rage, her blood horn bright red!
"Jiangnan! You cut off my head, fine! But cutting off my hair? That's unforgivable! I'll take your life!"
"Blazing Sun!"
In an instant, incomparably fierce flames erupted from Ruiya!
[From Ruiya: Resentment +1003!]
Clearly, she had risked everything to absorb the Yangque—she was really desperate!
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat. Losing her hair was the main point? Was her hair more important than her head?