Chapter 1699: Double Card Activation
But even with such bad luck, Bracelet Wei still didn't give up chasing Hairpin Wei!
Wherever she passed, thunder rolled endlessly. She didn't even need to aim—it would always hit Hairpin Wei!
Sometimes she could even "luckily" land a few hits herself!
Sen Luo and the Riot Legion also kept up the pursuit, biting down hard and refusing to let go!
Meanwhile, Ruiya's single horn glowed crimson, and countless devastating wind blades rained down on Jiangnan without cost!
Since Ruiya could clearly sense Jiangnan's teleportation fluctuations, shaking off the pursuers wasn't that easy!
As Jiangnan frantically teleported all the way, dragging the unlucky Hairpin Wei along, not only did they not widen the distance, but they were being chased closer and closer!
It made Jiangnan want to just throw her away!
Finally, through Jiangnan's unremitting efforts, he could sense the fluctuations of the Space Gate!
The group sped toward it, but Bracelet Wei had also been charging up her ultimate move!
Her whole body radiated lightning brilliance to the extreme!
"Go to hell! Heavenly Thunder Extreme!"
A river of thunder gradually took shape in the air. If they were struck by this, there wouldn't even be ashes left!
Seeing Bracelet Wei about to unleash it, Jiangnan panicked!
His gaze fell on Hairpin Wei!
In an instant, Hairpin Wei shivered all over, feeling a bad premonition!
Jiangnan pulled out a Paralysis Ring and put it on his finger, raising his golden middle finger with the letters MB shining!
(･᷄ὢ･᷅)凸 "It's gonna be really numb! You bear with it~"
Saying that, he went straight to Hairpin Wei, lifted her clothes to reveal her belly, and stabbed her belly button with a Powerful Vajra Finger!
Instantly, an extremely satisfying numbing sensation spread throughout her body, as if every muscle was cramping!
Hairpin Wei couldn't hold it in and opened her mouth to scream!
(´థ口.థ) "Aya!"
Jiangnan looked expectantly toward Bracelet Wei!
Sure enough, Bracelet Wei also shuddered, her body stiffened on the spot, her features twisted, and the extreme numbing sensation spread, making her fall flat on her face!
(*꒦ິ益.ꦵ່ີ) "Ya howl howl~"
The Heavenly Thunder Extreme didn't even get unleashed—it exploded right above her head, the skill directly interrupted!
It electrocuted Sen Luo and quite a few mercenaries into twitching!
Jiangnan was overjoyed!
Even with the helmet blocking it, the numbing sensation still transmitted to all the Weis, huh?
With this one stab, the resentment value list went through the roof!
The dozens-times resentment card was put to good use!
(΄◞ิᗜ◟ิ‵)凸 "Ahahaha! Trying to chase me? As the dream of 900 million beautiful girls, do you think I'll let you catch me that easily? Watch me paralyze you to death!"
As he spoke, he kept violently stabbing Hairpin Wei's belly button so fast it became a blur!
Keji, holding her in a princess carry, made her twitch nonstop!
And Bracelet Wei was the same, rolling on the ground and whimpering endlessly!
(;´༎ຶ益.༎ຶ`) "Jiangnan! May you die a horrible death! You two dog male and female! Sen Luo! Carry me and keep chasing!"
Although Sen Luo didn't know what was happening, he still picked up Bracelet Wei, who was writhing on the ground from the paralysis, put her on his back, and chased Jiangnan!
Jiangnan, meanwhile, was running while stabbing, having the time of his life!
(￢▿￢) "What do you mean 'dog male and female'? Women are terrifying indeed! Going crazy to the point of cursing yourself?"
At this moment, Keji's dog teeth were clenched tightly, and he was already crying!
(#꒦ິᴥꦵ່ີ)
Why is the goddess I'm holding in my arms being poked by another man? Poking until she whimpers and twitches nonstop?
Is there anything sadder in this world than this?
Saying you two are a dog couple is absolutely right!
And I'm still the one watching from the sidelines?
Keji felt his face turning green!
Seeing Keji's pained expression, Jiangnan quickly explained!
(･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Keji! Don't misunderstand—I'm doing this for your goddess's own good! I'm helping her, okay?"
"If you think watching is boring, how about I give you a ring, and we poke together?"
"Don't be shy! Opportunity knocks but once!"
Keji swallowed his saliva, looking very tempted!
(#՞ᴥ՞) "Eh? C-can I too?"
Hairpin Wei: !!!
"Can you, my ass! Don't you dare!"
[From Vivian's Resentment Value +1003!]
You call this helping me? If you want to deal with Bracelet Wei, poke her! Why poke me?
No, no—poking Bracelet Wei would also affect me! Isn't it still the same?
Damn it! I thought joining Jiangnan would finally free me from being poked, but who knew I'd still get poked!
Hairpin Wei wanted to die!
This is truly the worst luck ever. I never should have eaten that damn cherry!
[From Vivian...]
At the same time, every Vivian in the world was being paralyzed!
Shanmao and the others were fighting the beast horde fiercely, but suddenly Hood Wei collapsed on the ground and started twitching, leaving everyone baffled!
And inside Xiong Er's belly, where he sat on the sled, came sharp screams of "Ah! Ya ho~ Ya howl howl~"!
The Wind Wolves were confused!
ʕ՞~՞ʔ "Big Brother Xiong, wh-what's that sound?"
Xiong Er broke out in a cold sweat:
(乛㉨乛٥) "Ah ha~ Ahaha, you guys don't know much, do you? That's the sound of a hungry stomach!"
"When a person eats too much, that's how it sounds!"
Damn, I've got to find a place to squat first. That Ring Wei is throwing a rave in my stomach!
The Wind Wolves were stunned: Damn, that's awesome? A person eating too much makes such human-like sounds?
Meanwhile, under the poop-sucking truck, because of the extremely grotesque scene, the medics hesitated to rush forward and pull out the Short-Haired Sister!
She had been lying there for several minutes, enduring the drenching like a Terracotta Warrior!
Just then, the numbing sensation came...
(٩(*҉̛ᵒ̶̶̷̀҉̛口.҉̛˂̶́*҉̛)ว "Aya~"
The Short-Haired Sister, who had been keeping her mouth shut, couldn't help but open it due to the paralysis!
Jiang! Nan!
I'll fuck~%?…;#*'☆!
[From Vivian's Resentment Value +1007!]
The two blonde girls panicked:
(งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "Doctor! Go pull Xiao Wei out! She's... she's twitching! Hurry!"
The doctor looked at the epic scene before him, his eye twitching. You're really putting me in a tough spot!
...
After speeding all the way, Jiangnan finally arrived in front of the spatial mist!
He was overjoyed inside. Giving Vivian the Lucky Little Cherry wasn't a loss after all!
Even though it was a bit unlucky, this wave of resentment value was totally off the charts!
Seeing the way to survival right in front of him, Jiangnan didn't hesitate and charged through with the group!
Bracelet Wei panicked: "Damn it! Don't let them leave this Lingxu!"
Without her needing to say it, Ruiya and the Muscle Giant had already rushed forward at the same time!
One was radiating blood light, the other surrounded by a raging gale!
"Stop right there!"
Jiangnan glared: "Do you bunch of trash really think you can stop me?"
The spatial barrier instantly turned into a spatial prison, wrapping around Liu Mang and the others as they were about to plunge into the Space Gate!
But just as they were about to rush into the mist!
Intense spatial fluctuations came, and infinite light shone through, carrying an incredibly fierce heatwave!
Everything was melting!
Jiangnan's clothes caught fire on the spot!
A white sun ten thousand meters in diameter charged out from the spatial mist!
The heat seemed to burn everything to charcoal!
Liu Mang screamed, black smoke billowing from his body, and he caught fire on the spot!
Completely blackened, he not only absorbed light but was also stark naked!
The heat he absorbed in an instant cooked him to medium rare—just add some chili powder and you could eat him!
There was no more direct sunbath than this!
Jiangnan's scalp went numb: "What the hell is this thing rushing out?"
He quickly teleported to dodge. The white sun burst out, and the moment it emerged, everything around turned into a lava hell!
The scorching heat burned everything in the Lingxu!
Even Jiangnan was roasted black by the incredible heat, and that was after teleporting to dodge!
"What the hell? Does the sun come visiting other places now? Got bored in one Lingxu and decided to wander to another?"
Mo Tian quickly healed everyone, all of them terrified!
"That's not the sun! It's a Yangque! A Yangque!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
A Yangque? Sister Li Bing said its blood can upgrade my Blood Incineration!
"Got to get it! Get some blood to use! And dig out its Spirit Bead! Give it to Xuexue as a gift! She'll definitely love it, right?"
"Maybe she'll even kiss me a couple times? I'll surprise her! Hehe~"
Jiangnan was practically drooling!
But Hairpin Wei was going crazy. Wasn't this Yangque in the Fire Mulberry Lingxu? Before, it had cremated her Lip Ring Wei, and now it's here?
Is it here to cremate me?
Jiangnan's wife even said she wanted to get the Yangque for Jiangnan as a surprise!
I wonder how it's going on her end. How did this Yangque wander over here?
Are you two really so in sync?
When she saw the Yangque, she thought of getting its blood for you as a surprise!
When you saw the Yangque, you thought of getting its Spirit Bead for your wife as a surprise?
What kind of twisted brains do you people have?
Truly, like attracts like, huh?
(#°᷄皿.°᷅) "You want to mess with it? This Yangque is at Dao Heaven Two Stars! Its white sun can incinerate everything—it's a fully formed plasma flame, even hotter than the sun's surface!"
"There's a whole bunch of Dao Heaven level guys here trying to kill you, and now a Yangque shows up! Who's messing with whom here?"
"Besides, I'm still unlucky! Are you sure we're the ones messing with it, not it messing with us?"
Jiangnan's face darkened, full of reluctance:
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿)̄ "Tsk, what a waste of a good opportunity!"
"Anyway, you know a lot, huh? What's plasma?"
Hairpin Wei's face darkened. Your wife taught me!
In this situation, the only option was to flee. Jiangnan stopped lingering and charged toward the spatial mist!
But when he rushed in, he hit nothing!
The spatial mist where the Yangque had just come out disappeared after it emerged...
Jiangnan hit emptiness. They were still in the Rock Mountain Lingxu, and the door was gone!
And the Yangque that had rushed out made a big loop and came charging back at them!
Before it even got close, everything was already melting!
Jiangnan's eye twitched: "Now we can't leave even if we want to. You really are unlucky enough. How about you just die or something?"
Hairpin Wei: ???