Chapter 1680: The Man Without Balls! (Bonus Chapter)

Chapter 1680: The Man Without Balls! (Bonus Chapter)

Hope stared in bewilderment at Jiangnan, who looked like he had just woken up!
He turned to look at the Great Wilderness River, his eyes filled with confusion!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇)
For a moment, he even doubted himself intensely!
Just now you were robbing my treasury with such enthusiasm, and now... you're back to sleep?
Can... can it be that fast?

Hearing Hope's commotion, Mountain Cat, Liu Mang, and the others came out of the building, looking at Hope warily.
Jiangnan asked with anger in his eyes:
(ꐦ･᷅～･᷄) "I was sleeping, why did you come and wake me up? Don't you know I get grumpy when I wake up?"
"I usually sleep until I'm no longer angry, but now I'm very angry, and the consequences are serious!"
"You haven't had enough of getting blown up, have you?"

Jiangnan scolded him relentlessly, leaving Hope completely dumbfounded.
Hope said urgently: (งᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)ง
"You just robbed my treasury, took all my treasures, and flooded my underwater base!"
"And you called me naive! Do you think you're in the right? I..."

Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(꒪ั～꒪ั*) "You must have some major illness! One moment you say I slept with your wife, the next you say I robbed your treasury!"
"I'm sleeping soundly at home, when did I rob your money?"
"Can you come up with a more plausible excuse if you want to pick a fight? If you want to die, just say so!"

Liu Mang beside him twitched his mouth.
As expected of Nan Shen, he's really good at acting. If I hadn't been there from the start and participated in your robbery plan, I would have believed it!
Platelet was pinching her thigh hard, struggling not to laugh.
You're probably the first person to rob someone and leave them confused!
Even Gugu and Nazha were stunned!
Jiangnan said he was sleeping at home? He didn't rob it?
Then the one in the treasury just now...

Hope said angrily: "Do I look like I'm joking? You robbed my treasury and still won't admit it? I saw it with my own eyes!"
"And you just cursed me out, but now you're pulling up your pants and pretending not to know me?"

Jiangnan was speechless: "Are you saying that just now a Jiangnan went and robbed your treasury and cursed you?"
"He didn't even hide his identity? Then you come to me, and I deny it? If I robbed it, why would I need to deny it?"
"Do I have a problem? Tsk, I'm too lazy to explain. I'll give you three seconds to disappear from my sight immediately, or I'll blow you up!"

Hope shuddered. Thinking about it, it made sense. He already robbed him face to face, so why would he deny it now? That would be superfluous.
(｡･ˇ益ˇ･) "You... you mean it wasn't you who robbed the treasury? It was another Jiangnan?"

Jiangnan spread his hands: ʅ(･´～･｀)ʃ "I've been saying from the start, I don't know who's impersonating me and causing trouble everywhere, making enemies for me!"

Hope gritted his teeth: "I don't believe it! Unless you let me check your alternate dimension and see if my treasures..."

Jiangnan sneered: (￢～￢) "Hey hey hey! Don't get it wrong. Do you have the right to negotiate with me?"
"Believe it or not, I don't give a damn! Get lost! Xingcheng! Xingcheng? Stop sleeping! Come out and drink milk!"

Hope shuddered again. Just as he was about to speak, he heard a violent explosion from the distant mountains.
Space expanded and collapsed.
Hope looked in that direction in shock. That was exactly the direction of the Baotu organization!

Just then, a lackey ran over hurriedly!
(°口°๑) "Boss! The treasury of the Baotu organization was robbed by a mysterious person. He ran very fast, didn't even catch a shadow!"

Hope was shocked: "What? Baotu was also..."

Jiangnan sneered: "I suppose it was Jiangnan who robbed the treasury again?"

Hope also swallowed his saliva. Jiangnan was right in front of him? How could he run off to rob Baotu's treasury?
So... is someone really impersonating Jiangnan to cause trouble and frame him? Was it that Jiangnan who slept with my wife too?

(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Damn it! Who exactly is impersonating you? They clearly want to use me as a pawn, and it's already happened twice!"

Jiangnan laughed wickedly in his heart: He believed it! He believed it!
But he still put on an impatient expression:
(︶～︶*) "You ask me, how would I know? Look at which faction didn't suffer losses and which faction gained the most. That should tell you!"
"Normally in such cases, the one who benefits the most has the motive, right?"

Hope was taken aback. Gugu said urgently: "Boss! Only the treasury of the Wanxiang Alliance wasn't robbed, and during the day, the Wanxiang Alliance was the last to appear!"
"I remember Jiangnan shouldn't have any conflict with them, but during the day, Sen Luo still came. Could it be them..."

Hope's eyes widened, and he punched the armrest of his wheelchair!
"Damn! Do we even need to think about it? It must be the Wanxiang Alliance's doing! They want to use Jiangnan's hand to eliminate competitors, right?"
"Even if not, that bastard still can't escape responsibility!"

Jiangnan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅)
The most fatal is invisible mental supplementation. I didn't say anything, it was you who guessed it!

Liu Mang's eye twitched.
Is this what it means to be manipulated in the palm of one's hand?
He used the same tactic against them, and he even made money from it?
How is Nan Shen so good at this?
It was clearly me who robbed you right in front of you, all evidence points to it, but I make you believe it wasn't me?
This could definitely be made into a book called 'The Art of the Sly King'!

Hope's eyes shot fire: (☄益☄ꐦ) "Damn it! I'm going to confront them right now!"
So he pushed his wheelchair toward the Wanxiang Alliance, but as soon as he moved a few meters, his body stiffened!
With his own hemiplegic state, wouldn't he get bullied to death if he went?
So he turned to look at Jiangnan: "Since the misunderstanding is cleared up, then... my illness, can you treat it?"
At this moment, Hope's eyes were full of hope.

Jiangnan said lightly: (͡°͜ʖ͡°) "It can be treated. Ten billion! Give me ten billion and I'll cure you."

Upon hearing this, Platelet and Liu Mang all widened their eyes!
Wow!
He just robbed his treasury and that's not enough? Now he's asking for ten billion in medical fees?
I thought that was already sneaky enough, but even sneakier is yet to come?
You're really something!

Hope almost choked to death!
(っ°Д°;)っ "What? Ten billion? Why don't you just kill me? My treasury has been robbed! Where would I get so much money? I..."

Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "It was Jiangnan who robbed the treasury. What does that have to do with me, Jiangnan? If you don't have money, figure something out yourself."
"Even if your treasury was robbed, you should still have quite some cash flow on your books, right? If you don't want to pay, it's simple—don't get treated."

Hope gritted his steel teeth: "Can... can you make it cheaper, a discount, like eight billion?"

Jiangnan said nonchalantly: "A cheaper price is fine too. Then I'll give you a different disease! How about replacing hemiplegia with a stroke?"
"Though you'll have your left hand doing a six and right hand a seven, and your two legs drawing circles when you kick, at least you'll have happiness!"

Hope's face was full of terror!
Stroke isn't any better than hemiplegia, is it?
He immediately had a picture in his mind!
"Ten billion it is! Just cure me!"

Jiangnan grinned: "That's more like it! You get what you pay for!"
So now the debt he owed was paid off, right?
The treasury he robbed would be his wife's savings!
I'm such a clever little devil!

"Oh right! I heard you got a Mayan prophecy stone tablet? I'm quite interested in that too. I want it!"

Hope's face darkened: "Give, give, give! I can't understand it anyway!"

So Jiangnan spread out his vendor cloth on the ground, had Hope transfer the money, completed the transaction, and paid off his debt.
As expected of the Wild River Society, even after the treasury was robbed, they could still take out ten billion. They're not just any kind of rich.

Then he had Hope lie down on the vendor cloth, exposing his lower back.
Jiangnan spat twice, took out a small fire jar, and was about to give Hope a cupping treatment.

Hope trembled: (๑ŏ﹏ŏ) "You... you're taking that thing out again for what?"

Jiangnan grinned: "Of course, to give you cupping! The small fire jar went in, so the small fire jar will come out."
"But while pulling out the illness, you might also lose some other things. Be mentally prepared!"

Hope was stunned: (ૢ⁼̴△⁼̴) "Lose what? Explain clearly! Ah... ahaha~"

Before Hope could finish, he let out a comfortable cry. Two small fire jars were already pressed on his lower back, starting the extraction mode.
Hope almost died from pleasure!
But in no time, two characters 'kidney' appeared on the small fire jars.

Hope: !!!
(#꒦ິ益꒦ີ) "My... my kidneys!"
How did his two kidneys disappear? Can the fire jar pull out kidneys?

Jiangnan comforted: "Don't worry! Failure is the mother of success! A few more pulls and the disease will come out. Your kidneys..."

Hope gritted his teeth: "I've grown two more! Continue! Don't mind me, just cure the disease quickly!"

Jiangnan was stunned, then his eyes lit up!
Good heavens, before he even got to refill them, Hope had already grown two more kidneys on his own?
Earned two more kidneys for himself?
For a moment, Jiangnan looked at Hope as if he had found a treasure!
An infinite renewal warehouse of human organs?
Mom! I think I've found another way to make money!

So Jiangnan started wildly cupping Hope!
Liver, spleen, lungs, duodenum, even the gallbladder was pulled out a dozen times!
I don't know if Hope was just unlucky, but the paralysis just wouldn't come out.
Anxious, Jiangnan applied another jar. Xiao Yeye's paralysis was a super disease, and Jiangnan was unwilling to give it to Hope.

The small fire jar flashed with red light.
Suddenly, a character 'seed' appeared on it.

At this moment, everyone gasped.
Jiangnan even shivered.
He... he pulled out the 'seed'?
What does 'seed' mean? Is it the seed from 'I planted a seed, and finally out grew the fruit, today is a great day~'?
Could it be that Hope can no longer have children?
So now Hope is a man without 'seed'?

(´-﹏-`；) "You... don't you feel like you're missing something?"

Hope asked in confusion: (#•᷄ࡇ•᷅) "Not this time? Can you cure me or not? I've been pulled into a toad! If you can't cure me, you have to refund my money!"

But Jiangnan was dumbfounded.
So what does this 'seed' mean?

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Jiangnan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Holy crap?"