Chapter 1666: What the heck do we do about this?

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Chapter 1666: What the heck do we do about this?

Jiangnan's gaze only swept over it for a moment before retracting, not noticing anything unusual!
(๑❛ั◡❛ั) "Alright, let's tidy up a bit and settle in. Later, I'll have Black Crow and Liu Ming move over here too!"
"Coming to Mountain City is like coming to your own home, so don't be strangers!"

Liu Mang covered his face. You really don't act like an outsider, do you?
From now on, is it up to Boss Nan to decide whether Mountain City is chaotic or not?

Just as he was about to speak, he saw that Xing Cheng had somehow already gotten close to the weapon rack, tilting her head in thought, as if puzzled about what these things were.
(๑・ิ~・ิ๑) "Hmm..."
But the next moment, she grabbed two RPG rockets and stuffed them into her mouth!
Ah~(๑˘口˘)<=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞▇▇▇{

Liu Mang's eyes nearly popped out, his expression terrified!
Σ(◕っ°Д°;)っ "Hey hey hey—you can't eat that! That thing will explode..."
"Boom!"

Before Liu Mang could finish, the rocket had already been bitten and exploded by Xing Cheng, a huge blaze engulfing her entire figure!
When the fire dissipated, Xing Cheng's little face was charred black, but the two rockets had already been eaten into her belly!
Her eyes lit up, and she immediately grabbed two Spirit-Binding grenades from a nearby ammo box and stuffed them into her mouth as well.
They went off with a bang, sparks flying everywhere, and she showed a melting expression:
(#⁼̴〰⁼̴#) "Hehe~Pop rocks!"

Liu Mang: ∑(°口°◕)☛
Th-this girl who eats grenades like pop rocks, is she really human?
What kind of ability is this?
Why aren't any of you shocked?
What kind of monsters are in Boss Nan's team?!

Qin Shou warned: (๑◔͜ʖ◔ิ) "Don't go pointing your finger around like that, or it might disappear one day and you'll have no one to complain to!"

...

Meanwhile, over at Xiang Zhi's side, seeing Jiangnan return to the camp, she finally breathed a sigh of relief.
She immediately stood up, slammed the clay pot back onto her face, and bolted away!
レ(pot;)ヘ=З=З=З

Passersby all turned their heads, looking at Xiang Zhi running off in horror.
(๑ʘ̅дʘ̅) "The girl has a good figure, but her head seems a bit off, huh?"
The rice noodle stall owner got anxious:
(゚口゚)ツ "Hey—you haven't paid yet! You're eating for free? And even if you're eating for free, why the hell are you taking my pot?!"

But Xiang Zhi didn't look back. Embarrassment is better than losing your life!

...

At the edge of the rainforest outside Mountain City, in Green Melon Town.
A large number of well-equipped mercenaries were stationed here, the main base of the Vientiane Alliance!
The Vientiane Alliance belonged to the local Dao Heaven of Rain Country, Sen Luo!
It wasn't an official organization, but because of Sen Luo, it practically had its hand in everything around the Maya Rainforest!

At the meeting hall of the Sen Luo base!
Vivian, wearing high heels, a Batty family brand black skirt on the lower half, and a white shirt on the upper half, looked rather irritable.
(•̀~.•́๑)

A gold hairpin sparkled in her hair. She was currently tugging at her hair in frustration.
Using a marker pen, she drew a circle on the whiteboard in front of her and wrote a line of text inside the circle.
"Number 649! Volcano Spirit Ruins! No sealing spirit nails!"
Then she drew an X behind it.

Looking at the entire whiteboard, it was covered with records of all the Spirit Ruins she had searched so far in the Rainforest Maze.
(ꐦ°᷄益.°᷅) "Tch—so annoying! Just three nails left, why can't I find them?"
"Only by pulling out all the nails can we have a chance to enter the most core Primordial Spirit Ruins in the maze!"
"If we can't get into the Primordial Spirit Ruins, we can't destroy the Spirit-Sealing Pillar, and we can't finish this business here! So annoying!"

The content on this whiteboard was the result of Vivian's efforts over the past year or more.
She didn't know how many clones she had sent into the Rainforest Maze, how many forces she had tricked and coaxed into entering!
Going around and around, she had almost worn out the maze, but she was always going in circles, and even now, she kept discovering new Spirit Ruins!
No one knew how many of herself had died inside!

But it wasn't completely fruitless. At least over the past year, with her unremitting efforts, she had pulled out 15 nails!
But the further she went, the harder it got!

"Boom! Boom!"
Just then, the Star Glory Eight Star Hairpin Vivian directly leveled up one star on the spot!
Hairpin Vivian was furious. Even outside the maze, she could always know everything that happened to all her selves inside!
Two more of her had died in the Spirit Ruins, and the levels had returned!
One died in the mouth of a spirit beast, while the other was betrayed by the forces under her command, attempting to do something improper, so she committed suicide in advance!
(`口.´)۶ "Tch—so annoying!"

Hairpin Vivian raised her hand and slammed it down on the table next to her, wanting to vent her anger!
But just then, Corgee, who had been on the side, had already sensed it.
After all, Corgee's eyes had never left Vivian!
He dashed over in a flash, pushed the table aside with his butt, and then positioned himself!
Aligning his plump rear with the direction of Hairpin Vivian's descending hand!
A crisp "smack" echoed through the entire meeting room!
Corgee couldn't help but let out an "Mm-hmm~", face full of enjoyment!
~ෆ(ૢ⁼̴ᴥ⁼̴)

The bounce of his plump rear was simply astonishing, like jelly; the hand hitting it didn't hurt at all!
But Hairpin Vivian's expression stiffened, and a few veins popped on her forehead!
(ꐦ°᷄口.°᷅) "What are you doing? Are you sick or what?"

Corgee said affectionately: (୧୨ᵒ̴̶̷ᴥᵒ̴̶̷) "Yes! If loving you is a disease, then I think I'm terminally ill!"
"The only medicine that can cure me is your charming smile!"
"Don't be mad! Hitting the table will hurt your hand! Hit me instead! My butt is cushy!"

Hairpin Vivian's eyes blazed with fury:
"Then just die of the disease, why don't you!"
"Do you even understand what venting means? I was hitting the table, and you have to interfere! You want to be hit, right? I'll beat you to death!"

With that, she used both hands to wildly beat Corgee's plump rear, the crisp slapping sound echoing far and wide!
(งᵒ̌皿.ᵒ̌)งΣෆ(ૢ⁼̴ꈊ⁼̴)

Corgee's face flushed, his "screams of pain" unending!
Hitting is affection, scolding is love! She must have fallen in love with me!
Otherwise, why would Sister Vivian hit only my butt and not anyone else's?

The guards in the meeting room watched this scene and clicked their tongues.
This isn't a simp dog! This is a simp wolf!
Just hardcore simping!

As she beat, Vivian complained!
"So annoying! That first generation Ancient Saint Star must have been sick! Building such a huge project just for spirit sealing!"
"Even if they wanted to guard against humans, they didn't need to go this big! Were the first generation humans really that freakish?"
"At least leave a backdoor or something! They sealed themselves off as well! Really something! They got annoyed and didn't want to do it themselves, so they made me do it?"
"It's terrible losing clones every day! I'm going to collapse!"

As she cursed and beat, Hairpin Vivian actually felt a bit lighter!
This plump rear punching bag felt pretty good to hit!

Just then, Xiang Zhi rushed into the hall holding a clay pot!
ヘ(☍།﹏།⁰)ノ "Bad news, bad news! Vivian! This... ah—"
As soon as she entered, Xiang Zhi saw Vivian beating Corgee's butt!
Th-this is so exciting?
She immediately sucked back a strand of rice noodle hanging from her nose!
(๑◔▿◔ิ๑) "W-want me to come back later while you play?"

Hairpin Vivian blushed, kicked Corgee away!
(¬~.¬) "Stinky Butt Zhi? Why are you back so soon? Weren't you going to negotiate with the thug organization?"

Xiang Zhi's face darkened: (̿▀̿~▀̿̿)̄ "If you don't call me that nickname, we can still be friends!"

The two were old acquaintances. Back when Vivian was undercover causing trouble in the Brahma Society, they never got along.
Vivian even witnessed the epic scene of Xiang Zhi's determined struggle firsthand!
Later, Xiang Zhi joined the Coral Group of the Fish Country Princess, then joined the Celestial Group, and then joined the Saint Star!
After going around in circles, the two ended up cooperating again in the Maya Rainforest!

"Anyway, what's so urgent? What's that hanging from your head... dried tofu skin?"

Xiang Zhi said urgently: "That's not important! What's important is that Jiangnan has come to Mountain City!"
"I hadn't even gotten a chance to talk to the thug organization, and Jiangnan already robbed one of their camps!"

As soon as these words were spoken, Hairpin Vivian's eyes widened, as if a thunderbolt had struck her head!
∑(°口.°๑)
It throbbed with pain!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) "What? What did you say? Jiangnan is here in Mountain City? It's over, it's over! The plan is definitely going to fail!"
"He's so full of tricks, I can never outsmart him. He's on another level! If he plays mind games, he'll outplay me to death!"
"The plan is about to succeed! Why is he here?"

Hairpin Vivian looked somewhat frantic, starting to pace in circles anxiously!
[From Vivian's resentment value +1001!]
[From...]

Xiang Zhi said urgently: (งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "So what do we do now? Jiangnan wouldn't come to Mountain City for no reason! He must have found something!"

Hairpin Vivian's expression turned ruthless: (ꐦ°᷄皿.°᷅) "At this point, there's only one way! We have to rely on you! Stinky Butt Zhi! You can even poison a Dao Heaven to death! Go assassinate him!"

Xiang Zhi shuddered and also started pacing anxiously!
୧(☍﹏⁰。)୨ "Oh, spare me! You know very well how the previous organizations you were in got destroyed!"
"How many times have I tried to assassinate Jiangnan? Every time I try, the organization gets wiped out! You want me to assassinate him now? Do you not want Saint Star to survive anymore?"
[From Xiang Zhi's resentment value +1001!]
[From Xiang Zhi...]

At this moment, Xiang Zhi and Hairpin Vivian pacing around left Corgee dumbfounded!

Then, Hairpin Vivian and Xiang Zhi exchanged glances, their expressions turning fierce!
"At this point, we have no choice but to call for reinforcements!"

So Hairpin Vivian pulled out a colorful snail shell and started calling!
After a while, a translucent light flashed in the hall!
Semi-transparent Rhea suddenly appeared on the scene!
(✡•̌~•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣ "What situation can't you handle? Calling me over?"

Xiang Zhi and Hairpin Vivian said in unison:
"Jiangnan has come to Mountain City!" ×2

Rhea's pupils contracted sharply, she instinctively touched her own neck, and sweat poured from her forehead!
She too began pacing anxiously!
(✡ŏ﹏ŏ✡) "Damn it! What is he doing in Mountain City? Calling me over is useless! He already chopped my brother to death on the moon! And he cut me down so badly I had to flee! I can't handle him either!"
"Th-this... what do we do!"

[From Rhea's resentment value +1001!]
[From...]

Xiang Zhi and Hairpin Vivian's eyes twitched. Even a Bose Entity can't handle it?
So, in the hall, the three women all started pacing in circles!

Corgee: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)...