**Chapter 1661: Impossible! Absolutely Impossible**
Jiangnan's face twisted with ruthless determination as he raised two fingers and jabbed them straight into his own eyes! His eye sockets reddened, tears streaming down on the spot! Then he teleported to the edge of the Pioneer Basin. Sure enough, Mountain Cat and the other three were already standing there waiting for him. Without hesitation, Jiangnan dove straight into Mountain Cat's arms with a flying leap!
"Sister Shanmiao! I missed you so much~ If my longing turned into tears, then the river of tears would be enough to get a person drunk~ I..."
*Clang!*
The imagined warmth and softness never came. Mountain Cat had already activated Steel Block, and Jiangnan crashed headfirst into it, his face smashing out of shape. Blood spurted from his nose! (He made a pained expression.) So this was the legendary "My chest is like iron, indestructible"?
But Mountain Cat turned her head away with a pout: "Missed me? It doesn't seem like you missed me that much. After you were safe, you didn't even send me a message!" The Jiangnan I know is already dead. You must be an impostor. Go away, go away, don't stick to me!" Do I know you that well?"
As she spoke, she grabbed Jiangnan by the scruff of the neck, lifted him up, and set him aside, then turned her back on him.
[Resentment from Luo Tianhong +777!]
Jiangnan shuddered violently. Oh no, oh no, she's really angry!
So he teleported again to stand in front of Mountain Cat, not saying a word, just looking at her with pitiful, tear-filled eyes. (Boo hoo~)
Mountain Cat turned her head away again with a pout: "Don't look at me like that. Crying kids get candy? That trick doesn't work on me anymore!" I won't feel sorry for you or anything!"
Jiangnan felt like he'd been struck by lightning. He looked at Xuexiaoban and Tieniu with a pleading expression, wildly signaling with his eyes.
Tieniu shrugged helplessly: (╮(╯▽╰)╭) "Your own cat! You coax her! Scumbag Nan!"
Jiangnan: ???
Xuexiaoban said seriously, "When you died, Captain Cat couldn't even bear to attend your funeral. Instead, she followed the Dark Night Army to kill the Celestial Group." She was like a madwoman, numbing herself with slaughter. She was severely injured several times, nearly losing her own life." If we hadn't persuaded her, saying that Jiangnan wouldn't want to see her like this if he were alive, she might not have pulled through."
"When she found out your death was faked, Captain Cat was happier than anyone! She even smashed dozens of mountains to celebrate!"
Liu Mang: (ʘ̅дʘ̅●)!!!
You call that celebrating?
Jiangnan's expression darkened. Mountain Cat glared fiercely at Xuexiaoban, who shrank back and immediately fell silent.
Tieniu snorted: "Captain Cat has been waiting for your message. She hardly looked at her phone before. After that, whenever she had free time, she'd refresh her chat interface, waiting for you to report that you were safe."
Mountain Cat's face turned bright red, and she glared at Tieniu: (O(⑉⁰̷̴﹏⁰̷̴⑉)O) "Nonsense! Who was waiting for his message? I... I was just checking to see if there were any mission updates, that's not..."
Before she could finish, Jiangnan wrapped his arms around her from behind and hugged her tightly.
"I'm sorry... for not sending you a message. I... I was afraid you'd be mad at me for lying, and then you'd beat me up, so I avoided replying!" (′◔﹏◔`) "If... if you want, you can hit me! Don't be angry, okay? I'm not very good at coaxing people~"
Mountain Cat struggled incessantly: "Let go! I don't want your hug! Go away!"
But Jiangnan shamelessly refused to let go. "No! I won't let go! If you don't forgive me, I'll stick to you!"
Mountain Cat stomped her feet in anger, constantly glancing at the stares from others, her face turning red.
How could she truly be angry with Jiangnan? She knew he had faked his death to escape, then went to the moon to handle matters there. She wasn't really angry, but her worry had gone unanswered. She felt forgotten, and wondered if she wasn't that important to him. It was just a little imbalance, a little grievance.
"Let go! If you let go, I'll forgive you! So many people are watching! Aren't you embarrassed?" Mountain Cat's face grew even redder.
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled: "Really? You're not mad?" Promise you won't be mad if I let go?"
"Let go and I won't be mad!"
But as soon as Jiangnan let go, Mountain Cat spun around, grabbed both his cheeks, and pulled hard, grinding her teeth. "Afraid of a beating? Not afraid anymore now? If I hadn't come this time, were you planning to hide forever?"
Jiangnan's cheeks were pulled out of shape as he begged for mercy: "Mainly because I've really been beaten too much! Ever since I came back from the moon, I've been beaten all over!"
Mountain Cat couldn't help but burst out laughing. She rubbed Jiangnan's cheeks gently. "Serves you right! Who else is to blame for the trouble you cause?" She had never been willing to squeeze hard.
Xuexiaoban teased: "Still saying you can't coax girls? You're doing pretty well, aren't you?"
Liu Mang looked like he'd learned something: "As expected of Nan Shen, this move is amazing. Scumbag Nan to the core!" "No wonder he's capable of cheating on several women at once!"
Jiangnan glared: "What cheating? Don't talk nonsense! I'll sue you for defamation, you hear?" "Hiss~ But Liu Mang, you're still so black? Just back from a mission in Africa?"
Liu Mang's expression froze, and he said bitterly, "Still have the nerve to say that! Do you remember how many black garlics you've forced me to eat?" I haven't been pale since I came out of the Void Sea! Now I'm not afraid of the dark at all. When I went home, my mother didn't even recognize me and wouldn't let me in!" Truly, he was so black his own mother didn't recognize him.
[Resentment from Liu Mang +1001!]
Jiangnan wiped his forehead in embarrassment: "Oh? That long?"
Just then, Tieniu shouted joyfully: "Darling!"
*Boom!*
His figure vanished instantly. It turned out Zhong Yingxue, Wu Liang, and the others had arrived.
Wu Liang roared with delight: "Come on! Baby!"
Golden light flashed all over him as he used Barbarian Charge, Spirit Muscle Jade Bone, Spiritual Force Cloak, Golden Bell Shield, and even struck a horse stance.
*Boom!*
A loud crash. Tieniu slammed into Wu Liang's chest. The impact sent him sliding back a hundred meters, but he held firm. They hugged and kissed wildly, sparks flying from their lips.
Jiangnan swallowed hard: "Your wife got slimmer but she's still this fierce?"
Xuexiaoban's lips twitched: "Tieniu never slacked off on her muscle training. You better not see her second form."
Zhong Yingxue and the others also came over to hug Mountain Cat. It had been quite a while since they'd seen each other. As for Liu Mang, he was an old friend—brothers who'd braved the Void Sea together.
Jiangnan's tone shifted: "Brother Jian said that Noob Yuan dreamed about something concerning me, right? You came to deliver the message?" And what's this about me cheating?"
At that, everyone looked disdainful, and even Mountain Cat's expression turned serious. "I never thought you'd do something like this."
Jiangnan: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅)? "What did I do?"
Liu Mang snickered: "You cheated! And with several women at once!"
Before Jiangnan could retort, Xia Yao laughed loudly. "Ha! Cheating? Xiao Nan? How could he cheat? Pfft! He wasn't even on the track from the start, okay?" Even though he was ordered to date several girls, he's been back so long and still hasn't made a move. All he does is train, he's practically driving everyone crazy with his intensity!" If it's anything else, I might believe it, but not this!"
Jiangnan: (≖_≖)
What weird confidence does Big Wolf Extinction have in me? Why do I feel insulted but can't find a reason to refute it? But he immediately puffed up: "Exactly! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Liu Mang's eyes widened as he patted his own head: "How could it be fake? I brought the evidence! It's been confirmed!"
Jiangnan laughed: "Play it for me! I want to see how I supposedly cheated! I need to learn!"
Liu Mang was startled: "You really want me to play it here? The content is pretty explosive! Aren't you afraid others will see?"
Xiao Mila immediately ran behind Lan and covered her eyes. "Explosive content? Kids aren't allowed to watch!"
But Lan said defiantly, "You're a child too, how can you watch?"
Mila replied, "I'm 28 years old. Have I ever said I'm a child? I'm just pretending to be young!"
Lan: "Damn it!"
Since Jiangnan said to play it, Liu Mang didn't hold back. He projected the content directly. It was what Zi Yuan had dreamed and stored in Liu Mang's mind, which he'd brought all the way here. Everyone focused intently.
...
Under the projection, it felt as if they were there. A dim room, curtains drawn tight. An air conditioner hummed, blowing cold air. Outside, cicadas chirped crisply.
Jiangnan, wearing shorts and a short-sleeved shirt, appeared abruptly in the room. "Tsk tsk, quite the atmosphere." He sat down on the bed, looking around expectantly.
Not long after, a slim woman pushed open the door and entered the room. She wore high heels, a Batty-style skirt, and a black short skirt. Her top was a loose shirt. She had short, inward-curled hair, with a gold hairpin clipped on top. Her skin was fair, her delicate features flawless. A small red mole at the corner of her mouth made her look incredibly seductive.
"Stop! Pause it!" Jiangnan yelled. The projection image froze instantly.
At that moment, everyone's gaze focused on the woman in the projection.
Jiangnan's eyes widened in disbelief: "Damn! Isn't that Vivian? Is this Black Stockings Vivian? Or Hairpin Vivian?" I... Vivian and I..."
A moody little dark room, big bed? Air conditioning? This development seems wrong!
Xia Yao immediately pressed a wolf claw to Jiangnan's neck, a murderously sweet smile on her face. As someone who once interrogated Vivian, no one knew her better than Big Wolf Extinction. That woman in the projection was definitely Vivian! Jiangnan having a secret rendezvous with Vivian?
"Xiao Nan! If you're not cheating, then you're probably colluding with the enemy! Danger must be nipped in the bud! Kill him!"
Jiangnan: ???