Chapter 1651: Starve Who You Will, But Never Starve a Child
For a moment, the few old men felt like they could die on the spot!
Don't call taking a dump "refining" to make it sound so high-class, okay?
However, at this moment, Xing Cheng's eyes burst with a moving radiance!
(งᵒ̴̶̷〰ᵒ̴̶̷)ง
Driven by instinct, the fragrant bead had a fatal allure for Xing Cheng!
After all, the whole point of refining it was to eat it herself and get smarter, right?
Not to mention this fragrant wind she just broke out herself!
She couldn't let a single bit escape!
Xing Cheng suddenly turned her head wide open, prepared to swallow all the fragrant wind in the room!
But just then, Zhao Dezhu pounced over and tightly covered Xing Cheng's mouth and nose!
(˃᷄ж˂᷅๑) "Wuuu～Wuhu～"
Xing Cheng struggled continuously, biting Zhao Dezhu's hand until blood spurted, but he refused to let go!
Wang Zong panicked: (‧̣̥̇°᷄益°᷅) "Old Zhao! What are you doing?"
Zhao Dezhu glared: (◞ಠ口ಠ) "What are you standing around for? Hurry up and smell it! This little bit of fragrant wind cost us our entire life savings!"
"We can't waste it! If she eats it, won't all our efforts be for nothing?"
Li Kai held his head in shock:
୧(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)୨ "Old Zhao! Are you crazy? Even if it's a fragrant wind, it doesn't change the fact that it's a fart!"
"A person must have principles! We... how can we suck farts?"
Zhao Dezhu was furious:
(｀益´メ) "Fart is fart! My principle is having no principles! So what if I suck farts? Didn't you suck farts when you were kids?"
"As long as it makes us younger! Who cares where it comes from! Quick quick quick! While it's hot! If you won't suck, I'll do it myself! If we don't smell it soon, it'll go cold!"
As he spoke, his nostrils flared wide, his face full of ruthlessness.
He took a deep breath of the fragrant wind filling the room.
Showing a look of enjoyment.
(◞⁼̴❛❛⁼̴)
At this moment, Li Kai and Wang Zong also panicked!
(◞•̀益•́)و "We can't let you hog it all! My life savings are in there too! Hiss～ha～"
In an instant, the old men in the room turned into human fart-sucking machines, and in a blink, they cleaned out all the fragrant wind Xing Cheng had broken.
Not a trace was left, afraid they'd lose out if they sucked less than others!
Xing Cheng struggled non-stop, feeling terribly wronged. That was clearly her own fart, but she didn't get a single bit!
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) Hateful!
Zhao Dezhu and the others all looked relieved. With those few breaths just now, they could at least live another year or two!
Better than anything!
Having tasted the benefits, how could the old men still disdain it as a fart? Their eyes sparkled.
(◞͡°͜ʖ͡°) "I've definitely tasted the sweetness!"
Zhao Dezhu quickly approached Xing Cheng, full of expectation.
(◞乛▿乛) "Little Xing Cheng～ You didn't get any just now. Feeling wronged? Holding it in? Don't hold it! Let it out! Grandpa will catch it for you!"
Xing Cheng: (๑･ิ～･ิ) Hungry!
Li Kai's mouth twitched: "To be fair, Old Zhao looks just like a pervert now!"
Wang Zong coughed lightly: (￢ก￢) "Looks like? He is one!"
Zhao Dezhu glared: "Pfft! I don't know who was sniffing so happily just now! Don't just watch, think of something together!"
Li Kai's expression hardened: "I still have a trick!"
So the few old men went to borrow a lot of money from their old brothers and ordered 10 cartloads of sweet potatoes for Xing Cheng to eat.
Eating too many sweet potatoes causes gas, right?
But even after eating all 10 cartloads of sweet potatoes, Xing Cheng had no reaction!
The old men were so anxious they lost their minds, even feeding her a few strong laxatives.
But Xing Cheng just chewed them like candy. With her body structure, ordinary laxatives were useless!
Zhao Dezhu was sweating with anxiety:
(‧̣̥̇◞ŏ益ŏ) "No reaction at all?"
Li Kai frowned: "Maybe it needs time to take effect? Should we wait a bit? After eating so much, how is she still saying she's hungry?"
"Should we keep feeding?"
Wang Zong glared: "Feed her with what? She's eaten through all our savings! We're so poor we only have our pride left!"
"Even a mouse would cry coming into my room, and might even take pity on me and give me a couple of corn kernels!"
Zhao Dezhu's expression hardened, his gaze falling on the academy.
(•̀へ•́◟) "Who says we have nothing? Don't we still have the academy?"
Wang Zong shuddered: "This... can this work?"
Zhao Dezhu waved his hand: "Why not? I'm the vice dean! My word counts!"
As he spoke, he directly pulled up a streetlamp from the roadside and gave it to Xing Cheng to eat.
"Little baby~ Whatever you fancy, tell Grandpa, and if it's edible, Grandpa will give it to you~"
At this moment, Xing Cheng's eyes lit up completely, looking at Zhao Dezhu and the others with tearful gratitude.
"Grandpas are so nice, unlike Jiangnan! He never lets me eat anything; I've never been full!"
Xing Cheng immediately started strolling around the academy.
She pointed a little finger: (๑･ิ～･ิ)☛ "Nah～ Eat that!"
What she pointed at was a bench by the roadside for resting.
Zhao Dezhu lunged over like lightning, directly grabbing the kissing couple on the bench by the scruff of their necks and tossing them aside.
He pulled the bench out of the ground, hoisted it, and carried it to Xing Cheng.
"Eat! Eat as much as you want!"
Xing Cheng gobbled up the bench in a few bites.
☚(•̀～•́๑) "Nah～ Eat!"
Li Kai rushed over, pulled up the horizontal bar from the ground, broke it into pieces, and handed it to Xing Cheng.
And so, this scene appeared in the academy.
A little girl walked ahead with a proud stride, followed by several old men.
-=͟͟͞͞=͟͟͞͞ﾍ(◞´益`)ﾉ(ง･ิ◡･ิ)ว
From time to time, an old man would dash out to uproot trees, roll up the lawn, carry goalposts—even haul statues and flower beds back.
The students were all dumbfounded.
∑(°口°๑) "What's going on? Are we moving the school? Not keeping it anymore?"
"There's such a thing? Didn't hear about it!"
Not only that, but while moving things, the old men also stared intently at Xing Cheng's butt.
Afraid they'd miss it when she farted; that loss would be huge.
However, this behavior looked a bit off to others.
Li Hongyan was humming a tune as she walked out of the garden.
(ง◞ớ₃ờ)วｪﾍﾍ♫
She bumped right into Xing Cheng and Zhao Dezhu's group.
She saw Zhao Dezhu, like an old pervert, staring fixedly at Xing Cheng's butt.
And behind her, he would occasionally sniff with his nose.
In an instant, Li Hongyan's forehead bulged with a dozen veins. She charged up and punched Zhao Dezhu flying.
Her face full of rage, she said furiously:
(ꐦ◞ὅ益ὅ) "Trash Zhu! Are you even human? I never thought you were such a perverted old man!"
"Stalking a little girl is bad enough, but you stare at her butt? Not enough, you even sniff?"
"Just because I glanced at Old Xiao a few times, you go after a young girl?"
"So you like them young, huh? I'll let you look! Let you look!"
As she spoke, she rushed over and pounded Zhao Dezhu's eye sockets. Truly a lioness, terrifying when enraged!
Zhao Dezhu was beaten silly, pinned to the ground and pummeled.
୧(#)థᯅథ(#)୨ "No! Hongyan! Listen to me explain! You..."
Li Hongyan was furious: "Not listening, not listening! The lace I cut for you last time, still haven't learned your lesson?"
"Letting you peek at a little girl's butt? I'll pull it out by the roots!"
As she spoke, she raised her foot and kicked Zhao Dezhu's crotch repeatedly.
Zhao Dezhu screamed endlessly, looking at Wang Zong and the others for help.
୧(#)⚆ᯅ⚆(#)୨
Wang Zong and Li Kai were busy taking advantage of Granny Li pounding Zhao Dezhu.
Frantically collecting the blasted rubble, asphalt, deformed steel plates, and such to feed Xing Cheng.
Zhao Dezhu: !!!
"You two aren't even human..."
But Wang Zong gave Zhao Dezhu a look.
Zhao Dezhu's face darkened. As brothers for many years, he knew exactly what he meant.
"Boom!"
With a loud crash, the knocked-back Zhao Dezhu arced through the air and smashed directly into the nearby nursing home building.
Li Hongyan shouted angrily: "You won't get away with it today!"
She chased after him and beat him, and soon the building was riddled with holes.
Then they moved the battlefield.
Wang Zong and Li Kai quickly brought Xing Cheng and followed.
(◞︶ก︶) "Ahem~ This building is so damaged, no one should want it anymore, right?"
(￢ก￢٥) "Exactly exactly! Tear it down and feed it to Xing Cheng! Starve anything but don't starve the child!"
So the few rushed up and dismantled the building with a crackling sound, feeding all the debris to Xing Cheng.
Not even half a red brick was left.
Then they quickly led Xing Cheng to follow behind Zhao Dezhu, picking up the broken parts to eat.
Zhao Dezhu couldn't take the beating anymore. With the help of other uncles and aunties pulling them apart, and his full explanation, the misunderstanding was finally cleared.
But they all learned Xing Cheng's secret, and the resentment value refreshed wildly again.
Yet their eyes sparkled.
Just then, Xiao Chuihuo came out with a dark face:
(̿▀̿益▀̿̿) "Jiangnan! Are you dismantling again... huh? Not Jiangnan?"
"What's going on with you?"
Zhao Dezhu quickly got up and wiped the blood from his forehead:
(།乛།།ㅂ།乛(#) "N-nothing, just a little scuffle, aha~ ahaha~"
Xiao Chuihuo rolled his eyes: "I know you just recovered and are excited, but take it easy! It hasn't been easy maintaining our academy until now."
"Can't withstand your messing around! Wait... wasn't there a building here originally?"
Xiao Chuihuo stared blankly at a flat patch of ground, feeling something was missing.
Not only here, but the whole academy seemed to be lacking something, though he couldn't pinpoint it.
Zhao Dezhu was taken aback: (ºДº‧̣̥̇) "Was there? Where was there a building here? Are you senile?"
"Yeah yeah! There wasn't one; you misremembered!"
In an instant, the uncles and aunties all chimed in with chatter.
Xiao Chuihuo scratched his head, looking suspicious, but didn't pursue it. He said a few words and went back to cultivate.
The uncles and aunties exchanged glances, everything unspoken.
Starve whoever!
But never starve the child!