Chapter 1643: Rolling to Death
"Don't say anything else. Teach me this move, and later I'll teach you the Whirlwind Big B Slap! The way the force transmits is really nice too!"
Wu Zang was stunned. The Whirlwind Big B Slap? What kind of move was that? Why did it sound so unprofessional?
But he didn't care about that anymore and directly demonstrated it for Jiangnan!
Teaching Jiangnan a signature move counted as official business, which was way more comfortable than going back to kneel on a washboard, right?
And Jiangnan also took out the Godslayer Blade and learned seriously, practicing the Instant Kill Drawing Slash with his left hand!
Previously, almost all of Jiangnan's skills were learned through the system's skill module!
Jiangnan thought Grandmaster level was the end!
But Wu Zang, Koronov, and the others showed Jiangnan that skills have no limits!
The height that could be achieved by focusing all one's energy on a single point could not be compared to what the system's skills granted!
Because of the system's advantage, Jiangnan's skill starting point was extremely high. He wallowed in this feeling of instant availability and never went further on this foundation!
He rarely even practiced the techniques he had mastered in daily life, never delving deep into them!
If skill points could be exchanged, why practice?
But Jiangnan realized he was terribly wrong!
Every drop of sweat, every solid swing of the blade—the results earned through hard work were definitely not wasted effort!
He had to make these things truly his own, to make further progress!
Never be satisfied with the current state!
The system baby could help him in some areas, but he couldn't let it become his everything!
He had to become stronger!
"Make your move! I'm watching!"
...
The first rays of morning sunlight spilled over the earth, and the entire Pioneer Academy was covered in a layer of morning mist!
The door to Zhong Yingxue's room opened with a sound. Xia Yao, who had bed head, yawned and dragged Xing Cheng, who was biting her wolf tail, into the room!
(ૢ⁼̴～⁼̴) "Xuexue! I'm hungry~ What's good for breakfast?"
Xing Cheng: (⑉'皿') "Woo~ hungry!"
Zhong Yingxue also sat up from the bed, rubbed her hazy eyes, and felt a headache.
(｡⁼̴～ก̀｡)
But in the next instant, she snapped awake because she suddenly remembered last night's events. She had drunk too much and actually had the guts to voluntarily kiss Xiao Nan?
Ahhh~ It was so embarrassing!
Her face reddened at a visible speed. "I just got back, haven't prepared ingredients. Let's ask Xiao Nan if everyone wants to go to the cafeteria to eat?"
After calling everyone to get up, they all came to Jiangnan's room together.
But the bed was empty, and the blanket was cold.
Xia Yao was terrified: ∑(°口°๑) "Xiao Nan usually sleeps until noon at home, right? Why is he up so early today?"
Wu Liang swallowed his saliva. "Could Jiang the Lazy have been secretly taken by the Holy Star..."
Before he finished speaking, Mila flicked him on the forehead.
Lan tilted her head: (•︠～•︡#) "There's spiritual energy flowing underground~"
Everyone exchanged glances and ran to the underground base of Sky Island!
As soon as they opened the door of the alloy training room, Xia Yao and the others felt a wave of heat rushing at them!
When they saw clearly, everyone's eyes widened!
Black... Black Steel Samurai!
Jiangnan was pitch black, naked from the waist up, his muscles carved like knife and chisel, crystal sweat droplets flowing freely over his body!
Just one look made their hearts race!
On the floor was an unfolded Ten Thousand Ton Curse Array, directly acting on his body. The sweat at his feet had already pooled into a small puddle!
Jiangnan took a step back, the sweat on the tip of his nose hanging in the air!
Under the effect of ten thousand times gravity, it fell toward the ground at an extremely fast speed!
But at that moment, Jiangnan drew his blade!
In an instant, cold light flashed, and a white sharp edge slashed out horizontally, precisely cutting through the sweat droplet!
Time seemed to slow down. The rapidly falling sweat droplet was split in two in an instant!
But it wasn't over. Jiangnan grabbed the blade with both hands!
After the Instant Kill Drawing Slash, he immediately followed up with an ultra-high-speed consecutive slash!
In that split second, no one knew how many slashes he made. The sweat droplet cut in half exploded into a mist!
Before it could hit the ground, it was vaporized into steam by the astonishing heat generated by the ultra-high-speed consecutive slashes!
The scabbard that had left his hand hadn't even hit the ground when Jiangnan raised his hand to catch it and sheathed the blade!
He had completed one practice session!
This was already the countless sweat droplet Jiangnan had slashed apart!
And all of this was done under a ten thousand times gravity field!
Zhong Yingxue and the others felt their vision blur, and Jiangnan had already sheathed his sword!
Just as he was about to start the next practice, Jiangnan suddenly noticed Zhong Yingxue and the others. He grinned. "Up already?"
At this moment, Wu Liang held his head in terror:
୧(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)୨ "Damn! South... Brother Nan is cultivating?"
This was rarer than the sun rising from the west! Such training intensity clearly meant he hadn't slept all night, okay?
Xia Yao's mouth hung open: "(ºДº*) "Has Xiao Nan gone dark? Or been possessed? He's actually eating Black Garlic and Pop Rocks without caring about his image?"
While practicing his sword, Jiangnan was also continuously absorbing spiritual energy!
Zhong Yingxue was also stunned. This was absolutely impossible before!
(´ﾟ～ﾟ)? "We were thinking of calling you to go to the cafeteria for breakfast. You..."
But Jiangnan was still drawing his sword. He grinned. "Not eating. Just had some Small Ginseng, that's enough!"
Xiong Er's face darkened: (̿▀̿㉨▀̿̿)̄ "Brother Nan is really not giving us a way out! He's already left us far behind! And now he's starting to cultivate!"
"He's planning to roll us all to death!"
Xia Yao covered her eyes: (ﾉ)⌂(ヾ) "Ahhh~ My eyes! The sweat flowing from hardworking Xiao Nan is too dazzling! Is this the flash of hard work?"
Zhong Yingxue gritted her teeth: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Yao Yao! Combat training! Devil group, one hundred sets! Not done until we sleep! We'll roll Xiao Nan to death! No sneaking ahead!"
With that, she rushed straight to the training area!
Xiong Er and Wu Liang exchanged glances: "Let's go! Monthly pass to the body training room!"
They also went to roll. Lan and Xiao Jiuwo joined Zhong Yingxue and the others' training plan!
Mila stood dumbfounded. Were all these people crazy?
(｡･ˇ_ˇ･｡‧̣̥̇)
She wanted to cultivate too, but the conditions didn't allow it?
So she set her eyes on Xing Cheng. At least there was someone to keep her company. She didn't need to cultivate either.
٩(๑•̀口•́๑)۶ "Hungry! So hungry~"
But before Mila could say anything to Xing Cheng, she immediately bit toward Mila's head, only to be frozen by a golden light ball in the next second.
"Let's go eat breakfast instead!"
From that day on, Jiangnan's "All Said Done" team entered a crazy involution mode!
If Xiao Nan practiced 10 sets, they would practice 15 sets!
To save time for more training, Xia Yao and the others even saved time by not going to the bathroom!
Because they saw that Xiao Nan didn't go to the bathroom either, and just kept practicing!
He didn't go! So they wouldn't go either! But they were so uncomfortable holding it in, and occasionally glanced at Jiangnan.
(乛﹏乛๑)
Why wasn't he going to the bathroom? Did he have iron kidneys?
But at this moment, Jiangnan was very confused. Xuexue and the others were training so hard?
They didn't even go to relieve themselves?
To save time, he used Space Wormhole to take care of it while training!
How were they handling it? Did they sweat so much that they didn't need to go?
How strange.
...
At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo, who had been waiting all night with big red bumps that hadn't gone down, couldn't take it anymore.
Taking advantage of the sparse crowd in the cafeteria in the morning, he used his hands as feet, walked on his hands, and rushed out of his room, darting straight to the cafeteria!
Shua~ ━=͟͟͞͞ኈ
But he was still noticed by many students!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "Damn? What just flashed by?"
"Junior student, you're not well-informed! That's our Dean Xiao! Only Brother Glasses can walk on his hands that fast! You can't develop that signature move without sitting in a wheelchair for over a decade!"
"Sigh~ He's in a wheelchair and still has that kind of energy?"
"What do you know? There are plenty of people racing wheelchairs in the nursing home! Haven't you seen the warning signs on both sides of the small garden with speed limit 120? It's not to worry about hitting people, but to avoid damaging the flowers and grass."
Under the shocked gaze of the cafeteria auntie, Xiao Chuihuo ate a bowl of noodles with gravy and two steamed buns while standing on one hand.
Then he hurried back to his house. He couldn't let them catch him in this state!
But just as he was about to go back to his room, he suddenly remembered that the bathroom in his room had been broken by him.
So he went to the cafeteria bathroom on the way.
But as soon as he entered, Xiao Chuihuo regretted it.
Zhao Dezhu was relieving himself. Their eyes met.
ኈ─✦─ጿ
The air was filled with awkwardness.
Zhao Dezhu shivered: (◞͡ʘ口͡ʘ) "Old Xiao? What's with you? Where's your wheelchair? Broke it again? I told you not to speed!"
"In this state, why are you wandering around?"
"Sigh~ Your puffy eyes are pretty serious? Were you sleeping on your hands last night?"
Xiao Chuihuo's face darkened. It's damn puffy eyes! These are bumps from cupping!
Although he really did sleep on his hands last night!
But do you think I would tell you that my legs are already healed?
Wait for these red bumps to go down, then I'll secretly recover and shock everyone!
Since he was already here, he couldn't not go.
Xiao Chuihuo walked on his hands over to the urinal.
Zhao Dezhu's eyes bulged:
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇) "Damn? Can... can you do that? How do you even operate? Do you want me to hold it for you?"
Xiao Chuihuo rolled his eyes. "Why can't I? Watch closely!"
Xiao Chuihuo stood on one hand, operating with the other, perfectly steady.
╭ቼ…
Zhao Dezhu was astonished.
∑(ଵ口ଵlll) "Peeing while handstanding? That's truly unprecedented!"
Xiao Chuihuo said smugly while handstanding:
(︵^︵ㅇ) "If you want to do something, there's nothing in this world that people can't do!"
Zhao Dezhu's mouth twitched. Please don't use such inspirational philosophy on peeing while handstanding!
Indeed, no one can do it! No normal person would do this!
"Hey? Why are there big red bumps all over you? What kind of mosquito bit you like that?"
Xiao Chuihuo, who was handstanding, revealed the big red bumps on his back. Zhao Dezhu couldn't help but reach out to touch them.
Xiao Chuihuo exclaimed, "Don't! Don't you dare!"
But it was too late. Zhao Dezhu touched Xiao Chuihuo's big red bumps, and extreme pain spread through his entire body!
Xiao Chuihuo shivered. Originally, peeing while handstanding on one hand was an odd posture. With the pain, he couldn't hold on anymore!
He started shaking!
〰ቼ…
Zhao Dezhu was terrified:
!!!!=͟͟͞͞(◞ò◊óﾉ)ﾉ "Damn! Oh damn! Don't shake! Don't shake! You're spraying everywhere!"
"If it were just on the shoes, it wouldn't matter, but your damn head is down there!"
"Hurry up and turn off the valve!"
Xiao Chuihuo!!!
I want to, too! But the old rusty pipes aren't something you can just turn on and off on command!
I fell for your damn trick!