Chapter 1640: You Can't Treat Your Grandpa Like This!

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Chapter 1640: You Can't Treat Your Grandpa Like This!

Let's do it, let's do it!

Just like that, Jiang Coal Ball didn't say a word, teleported out of the room, and left Sky Island!

He went straight for Xiao Chuihuo's room!

The night was as heavy as water, with the Blue Moon hanging high!

The dean's room was completely quiet, and since he had drunk quite a bit earlier!

Xiao Chuihuo had changed into his pajamas and fallen into a deep sleep, while Jiang Coal Ball, who was completely merged with the night, appeared silently in the room!

Seeing Xiao Chuihuo asleep, he couldn't help but chuckle to himself!

(●ಡ‿ಡ)

He immediately pulled out two Small Fire Jars and was about to make his move, but then he reconsidered!

If I use these Small Fire Jars just once or twice, it might not necessarily succeed, right?

What if it doesn't work or has no effect, and Grandpa Xiao finds out I sent him several big red envelopes in the middle of the night, won't he beat me up?

Better to take protective measures first!

Suddenly, Jiangnan cast a Floating Curse Array, lifting Xiao Chuihuo off the bed, carefully flipping him over!

Facing away from himself!

The movement was so gentle that Xiao Chuihuo didn't even wake up!

Then Jiangnan shot out four Void Chains, tightly binding Xiao Chuihuo's limbs to the bed railings!

He clapped his hands together, looking very satisfied!

(●՞ټ՞)人

Now he shouldn't be able to struggle anymore!

So he lifted up Xiao Chuihuo's pajamas, revealing the area around his lower back!

There, three claw-like scars were shocking to see!

Such an injury must have broken his spine, right?

Whatever, let's just try!

With that, the two Small Fire Jars were directly placed on Xiao Chuihuo's lower back!

Left rotation to remove!

In an instant, the Small Fire Jars emitted a brilliant red light, and an extreme sense of comfort spread from his lower back!

Feeling ecstatic, Xiao Chuihuo squirmed on the bed:

(◞˃᷄₃˂᷅◟) "Xiao Die... don't... don't be like this! I'm an old man now, you bobo bobo..."

Jiangnan: (≖_≖)...

This old man isn't exactly proper either; wonder what he's dreaming about?

Half-asleep, Xiao Chuihuo woke from his dream. Just as he opened his sleepy eyes, he saw his hands tied up!

He looked completely baffled,

(◞ㅎ_ㅎ◟)?

He couldn't help but turn his head to look behind him!

When Jiangnan saw Xiao Chuihuo was awake, he grinned, showing an apologetic smile!

But now Jiangnan was as black as a coal ball, making his figure completely invisible!

Xiao Chuihuo only saw a set of white teeth floating out of thin air behind him!

O͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡╮(;◞´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)╭O͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡͡ "Ah! Ghost! Flying Teeth Ghost!"

A scream like a marmot echoed through the night, and Xiao Chuihuo was instantly scared awake, his hair standing on end!

Earlier, some grannies had complained to him that there was a "Flying Teeth Ghost" haunting the academy, always sneaking around at night to spy and do bad things!

It had even become one of the academy's unsolved mysteries!

Xiao Chuihuo didn't believe it at first, but now he's run into it himself!

And it even tied my hands and feet? How thrilling is this?

Frantically struggling, Xiao Chuihuo suddenly lost all his strength, feeling completely weak!

He looked down and saw that his waist area had become flat and sunken!

At that moment, the two Small Fire Jars had completed their extraction, showing the character "Kidney" on each!

Jiang Coal Ball: (●・᷄ὢ・᷅)???

Does the Small Fire Jar really like extracting kidneys that much?

But Xiao Chuihuo was already scared out of his mind! This Flying Teeth Ghost's business isn't just peeping on old ladies!

It also steals kidneys, damn it!

Did it take both my kidneys while I was asleep?

Did it think it was getting weak and wanted to supplement with some kidneys?

(;◞´༎ຶᯅ༎ຶ`) "No, no! Give me back my kidneys! I can't take it! I'm weak! If you eat them, you'll get even weaker!"

"If you like kidneys, go cut off Zhao Dezhu's! He's strong! His kidneys are good!"

Jiangnan's mouth twitched. Good heavens, is this what they call "fair-weather brotherly love"?

(●・᷅~・᷄) "Stop struggling! It'll be over soon! You'll feel better in a bit!"

So it pulled out the kidneys? Maybe it was the wrong spot? Should I try the tailbone area?

Since Xiao Chuihuo's pajama pants were pulled up quite high, Jiangnan couldn't see his tailbone!

So he pulled down Xiao Chuihuo's waistband until the tailbone was exposed!

Xiao Chuihuo: !!!

What does this Flying Teeth Ghost want to do?

What does "it'll be over soon" mean?

Tying me up on the bed face down, pulling down my pants, and "over soon" and "feel good"?

Sigh~

Even with his toes, he could figure out what the Flying Teeth Ghost was planning!

٩(◞ಥ口ಥ◟)۶ "Damn! What kind of ghost are you! Peeping on old ladies is bad enough, but now you won't even spare an old man like me?"

"Old and losing my dignity at the end of my life!"

Xiao Chuihuo struggled wildly, but a man without kidneys can't muster any strength!

Jiang Coal Ball glared: (●•᷄ࡇ•᷅) "Grandpa Xiao, what are you mumbling about? When did I ever peep on old ladies? I never did that!"

Xiao Chuihuo: ???

That voice sounds so familiar. Is it Jiangnan?

I thought I'd run into a ghost, damn it!

You came into my room in the middle of the night, covered in black, tied me up, and took my two kidneys?

At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo suddenly remembered what Jiangnan had said earlier: "I never hold a grudge overnight; I usually pay it back on the spot!"

Good heavens!

Is this payback? Old Zhao has probably already fallen victim to his schemes!

(乛﹏乛‧̣̥̇) "Listen... listen! You can't treat your grandpa like this, you know? We only hit you a couple of times! That was all Grandpa's heavy love for you!"

"It's not worth cutting my kidneys over, is it? I..."

With a "smack," the cold Small Fire Jar was placed directly on Xiao Chuihuo's tailbone!

Xiao Chuihuo shuddered!

(◞›꒪ͦロ꒪ͦ‹◟) "Ya-hoo~"

A tingling, numbing sensation spread through his entire body. Xiao Chuihuo was almost crying!

Is this definitely the loss of my chastity?

This brat Jiangnan is way too ruthless!

The next moment, the Small Fire Jar completed its extraction, and the character "Paralyzed" appeared on it!

Jiangnan was overjoyed: "Success!"

Suddenly, Xiao Chuihuo let out a furious roar and broke free from the Void Chains!

He stood up from the bed: "You little bastard! I'll kill you!"

With that, he stepped off the bed and took two steps, but his legs went weak, and he crashed to his knees!

After sitting in a wheelchair for so long, Xiao Chuihuo's leg muscles had atrophied and couldn't support his body!

A long silence fell over the room!

Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat and quickly helped Xiao Chuihuo up!

(●⁼̴﹏⁼̴) "Grandpa Xiao, you're really embarrassing me! I only healed your legs; there's no need to kneel in thanks! I... I can't accept that!"

Xiao Chuihuo's face darkened. Who the hell is kneeling to you? Can you be a little more shameless?

But at this moment, Xiao Chuihuo didn't even have the energy to be angry. For the first time in over a decade, he felt that he still had legs!

Though he was standing on the ground, shaking like a rubber band, he was standing!

Xiao Chuihuo was so excited his face turned red. He grabbed Jiangnan's shoulders emotionally: "You little brat! How did you do it? My... my legs have Dao injuries! You..."

Jiangnan pulled off the Small Fire Jar:

(●ớ₃ờ)ᓄ "I did it by cupping! Didn't you know cupping cures everything?"

Xiao Chuihuo almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

What the hell is "cupping cures everything"? My hemiplegia and paralysis can be cured by cupping?

What kind of divine fire jar is this?

(̿▀̿へ▀̿̿◟) "And my two kidneys..."

Jiangnan shuddered. He had forgotten about that. Quickly, he used the Small Fire Jar to rush the two kidneys back into Xiao Chuihuo!

Jiangnan's eyes were full of excitement. He used his Small Whip to infuse Xiao Chuihuo's legs with Life Essence, helping his muscles recover!

"Grandpa Xiao! Now that you're no longer paralyzed, can you recover your full strength?"

Xiao Chuihuo smiled bitterly: "It's not that easy. This is a Dao injury!"

"Us old fogies tried every possible cultivation method to pave the way. I was the craziest of them all and made many mistakes!"

"The backlash was severe. The biggest mistake I made was when I was at Dao Heaven Two. I took the wrong path! During a life-or-death battle, I was gravely wounded and nearly died, but I also thought of a new path and forcefully broke through!"

"I thought that at Dao Heaven, I could form my own ability domain and continue to break through based on that, but I ended up with something neither here nor there. It was a failure, and after that, I was badly hurt!"

Jiangnan's eyes widened: (ºДº●) "What domain? Isn't that... isn't that something only available at the Transcendent realm?"

Damn it! Grandpa Xiao tried to figure that out when he was only Dao Heaven Two?

Xiao Chuihuo's eyes widened: "Transcendent? You mean that after the Transcendent realm, you can form your own ability domain?"

"I knew it! I knew this thing would work! My feeling wasn't wrong. Back then, I just didn't have enough accumulation, and that's why I failed!"

At this moment, Xiao Chuihuo mumbled excitedly, getting more and more animated, feeling a sense of relief that his idea from years ago had been validated!

But Jiangnan's scalp tingled. What kind of talent and foresight was this?

That Grandpa Xiao had this kind of premonition back then?

And acted on it?

The pathfinders are all a bunch of madmen!

But Xiao Chuihuo still sighed: "It's too late to say all this now! I'm just paying for the mistakes I made back then!"

"My Dao injury is incurable. I only have one last chance! Once I use all my strength, the Dao injury will erupt, and I'll die!"

"It's like a skyscraper with a crack in its foundation. It's bound to collapse sooner or later!"

"The only way is to tear it down and rebuild! But I don't have that kind of time! So I'd rather hold on! Hold on until the end and shine one last time!"

"Little Nan! You have to give me this chance. Don't let your Grandpa Xiao die in obscurity! That's not the ending I deserve! I want to burn everything on the battlefield and die without regret!"

Jiangnan gripped Xiao Chuihuo's big hand tightly, shaking his head like a rattle!

"No! Never! Even if you beat me to death, I won't give it! What if... what if I can give Grandpa Xiao a chance to start over? What if you didn't have a Dao injury?"

Xiao Chuihuo smiled wryly, a wild and unrestrained look in his turbid eyes!

"If my Xiao Chuihuo still had a future ahead of him, would humanity have been suppressed by this so-called racial limit for nearly 20 years? So frustrating!"

"20 years is too long! For me, Xiao Chuihuo, I fight for every single day!"

Jiangnan swallowed hard. A man who started cultivating at sixty-something and went from Black Iron to Dao Heaven in just five years, a heaven-defying expert!

A great man who tried to establish his own domain when he was only Dao Heaven Two!

If given the chance, could the racial limit really stop him?

"Grandpa Xiao! I'll give you this chance!"