Chapter 1631: Naming Whiz
Everyone quickly chased after, and saw the Banknote Bug crawling quickly on the ground with a wiggling motion!
Seeing this, Jiangnan nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood!
"You're supposed to be a human! Can you stop moving like a bug? It's so weird!"
The Banknote Bug immediately set its sights on the most imposing building, its stomach rumbling nonstop!
Opening its mouth, it directly bit toward the building!
Its shark-like serrated teeth were incredibly sharp, ignoring whether it was reinforced concrete or cables and poles!
Crrrrunch!
Munch munch!
In front of the Banknote Bug, they were as fragile as tofu, and with its jaw opening and closing, it swallowed everything into its stomach!
Its speed was so fast it became a blur, circling the building as it gnawed!
It looked exactly like a caterpillar munching on a big piece of cheese!
But the speed of its eating was too fast!
In less than three seconds, the entire building was eaten clean!
At that moment, Yang Jian was working in the building, signing documents!
He felt a sudden blur, and with a whoosh, the office was gone!
"Bam!"
Yang Jian, along with his desk and stool, was suspended tens of meters high, and with a thud, crashed to the ground!
Yang Jian was utterly dumbfounded.
"What the hell?"
Not only Yang Jian fell to the ground, but others in the building also landed, all bewildered by the disappeared building.
The next instant, a sound like a chainsaw was heard!
The desk and stool in front of Yang Jian were also eaten clean!
He fell on his butt, only then realizing what had been gnawing!
He couldn't help but look terrified: Σ(O_O|||) "Human-shaped shield? She..."
"Chomp~"
Yang Jian's eye twitched, and he turned to look at his right hand!
He found that his right hand, along with the pen in it, was gone!
Blood was gushing out like crazy!
Yang Jian: !!!
Σ(|||⚆ᯅ⚆)┘ "Hand! My hand! Someone quickly heal me! Jiang! Nan! Spirit Pet Cook Master, control your Banknote Bug!"
"My office building was all..."
But before Yang Jian could finish, the Banknote Bug had already shot out like lightning!
One after another, buildings were eaten clean!
It even gnawed the public bathhouse, and a group of men and women wrapped in towels ran out screaming, causing chaos in Silver Moon City!
"She ate half the city!"
The next moment, Jiangnan, with a blood-covered face, suddenly appeared in front of Yang Jian!
(།།•̀།～།།•́།)…
Yang Jian's eyes widened, looking at the row of tooth marks on Jiangnan's forehead still gushing blood, and he was filled with terror!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "You..."
Jiangnan patted his chest: "Don't worry, Brother Jian! Leave it to me! How can I not handle a Banknote Bug?"
"Otherwise, my title of Spirit Pet Cook Master would be wasted!"
Yang Jian swallowed, pointing at Jiangnan's head.
(￢﹏￢٥) "You... Are you sure you can handle this?"
Jiangnan didn't care at all!
(།︶།།.̮།︶།།)ﾉ "Accident... These are all accidents!"
Saying that, he teleported and chased after the Banknote Bug!
A loud rumbling was heard from afar, with explosions and collapses everywhere!
Yang Jian's heart trembled along.
Soon, Jiangnan ran back from afar, roaring, with the Banknote Bug biting his head, his face covered in blood, and he was pulling at her while running!
ﾚ(°□°)ﾍ=З=З=З
"Let go! Let go of me! I'm serious! I'm really mad now!"
With that, he crashed into a building, shaking his head wildly!
Yang Jian turned to look at Zhong Yingxue, his face full of a nuclear-friendly smile.
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "When are you all going back to the academy? It's been a while, the dean must miss you, right?"
"How about tomorrow? Tomorrow is an auspicious day, good for travel?"
Zhong Yingxue covered her face. Little Nan is being disliked again, isn't he?
Indeed! When in danger, being near Little Nan is safest, but when safe, being near Little Nan is the most dangerous!
"Bang!"
The Banknote Bug was violently thrown out of the building by Jiangnan, tracing a graceful arc in the air, heading straight for Xiao Yueyue in the city center.
At this moment, the Banknote Bug's eyes lit up, drooling!
─=≡Σ(((つ✧﹃✧)つ
This thing looks tastier than the dirt blocks from earlier, doesn't it?
So it bit down on Xiao Yueyue, munching crazily, sending juice splattering everywhere, leaving holes all over the vine's body.
Xiao Yueyue: !!!
What is this? I've been hit, cut, and blasted, but this is the first time I've been eaten!
In a panic, Xiao Yueyue quickly used its vines to grab her, trying to bind her.
But all the vines it extended were gnawed off.
Jiangnan's eyes were excited!
(#།•̀།།ꇴ།•́)و "If I keep her as a bodyguard, that's perfect! Can she even gnaw on Dao Heaven rank?"
Xia Yao put her hand on her forehead. That's not the point!
(ﾉ)´-﹏-`)
If we don't control her, Xiao Yueyue will be gnawed to death!
And Xiao Yueyue got angry, lashing out with its vines everywhere.
The entire alliance base trembled.
If this continues, and she eats Xiao Yueyue, then what's the point of transforming the moon?
Jiangnan quickly pulled out an Origin Spark Brick and shouted.
(།།･᷅།O།･᷄)っ❐ "Look! Look what this is?"
The Banknote Bug paused, looking at the brick in Jiangnan's hand, instinctively craving it.
It immediately let go of Xiao Yueyue, wriggled back, and started munching on the Origin Spark Brick crazily.
In a flash, it ate it all up.
Then it looked at Jiangnan expectantly.
(Oᵒ̴̶̷◡ᵒ̴̶̷)
Jiangnan said with a deep face: (｡･ˇกˇ･) "Ahem! If you behave, I'll give you more to eat! Otherwise, no more Origin Spark from now on!"
"And you're not allowed to eat people or buildings, and most importantly, you can't bite me. You..."
"Chomp!"
Before he could finish, the Banknote Bug bit Jiangnan's head again.
Jiangnan's face darkened, letting blood freely flow down his cheeks.
(།▀̿།།_།▀̿̿།)…
"Do you even understand? Huh?"
With that, he took out another Origin Spark Brick. The Banknote Bug's eyes lit up, quickly let go of Jiangnan, and ate the brick again.
Then it looked at Jiangnan with a little expectation.
(๐⁰̷̴◡⁰̷̴)…
But after a short while, it was about to bite Jiangnan again.
Zhong Yingxue looked puzzled: (•︠～•︡) "Does she think biting you will get her a Spark Brick?"
Jiangnan's face got even darker. Whatever he said, she didn't understand?
How can she be this dumb? You big stupid bug!
Then he took out a lollipop: "Here! Sweet! Eat this! Don't bite..."
"Chomp!"
The Banknote Bug bit down, taking both the lollipop and Jiangnan's hand into its mouth.
Jiangnan's wrist started gushing blood again.
At that moment, the Banknote Bug's face showed a melting expression.
(ૢ⁼̴〰⁼̴)
This is delicious!
If the system could collect Jiangnan's own resentment points, it would probably be off the charts now.
This can't go on. For her to obey, at least she needs to be able to communicate and understand his meaning.
But she's completely stupid, dammit!
Protect me? She might eat me one day when she's hungry!
"You can't get a bodyguard without sacrificing Incense Beads!"
Since the Star-Devouring Giant Worm relies on self-refined Incense Beads to evolve and increase intelligence, he might as well evolve her.
With that, he took out an Incense Bead from the Alternate Dimension.
As soon as it came out, the Banknote Bug's gaze went straight, and it bit Jiangnan's hand and the bead into its mouth.
Jiangnan had to use a lot of effort to pull his hand out.
Jiang Ning in the void couldn't bear to watch anymore.
"Wasteful Little Nan! You've already spent several planets!"
The Banknote Bug tilted its head, looking at Jiangnan with anticipation, and even tried to bite his head again.
(๑･ิ～･ิ๑)
In her understanding, as long as she bit his head, he would give her delicious things.
And he even gave her an Incense Bead.
Jiangnan said seriously: "Listen! From now on, no biting me! Without my permission, you can't just eat people or random things! Got it?"
"Otherwise! No more Incense Beads for you!"
The tilted-head Banknote Bug pondered for a long time. After one Incense Bead, its intelligence greatly improved, and it had evolved.
(๐･ิ.̫･ิ๐)…
But it still looked silly, not very smart.
Yet it seemed to understand Jiangnan's meaning and nodded dazedly.
Then it patted its little belly.
(｡･ˇOˇ･)ᕤ "Hungry~ Hungry!"
Jiangnan's lips twitched. Good heavens! The first word it learned was 'hungry'?
Wait, since this thing can eat anything...
"Brother Jian! Where is the alliance base's garbage disposal station? We might have a place for our future trash!"
Feed her the trash, and when she eats enough, she can refine Incense Beads! This is simply a free deal!
Yang Jian nearly spat blood again: "She's a Star-Devouring Giant Worm, after all, and you're feeding her this? Is that appropriate?"
"Please be a human!"
Jiangnan said matter-of-factly: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "What's inappropriate? At her young age, it's not good to let her develop picky eating habits!"
While speaking, he actually took the Banknote Bug to the garbage station.
Looking at the mountain of domestic and industrial waste,
the Banknote Bug showed disdain and even spat.
(๐･ิ₃･ิ) "Ugh~ Ptooey!"
Clearly, she used the simplest words to express her disdain.
Then she bit Jiangnan's head again.
Jiangnan was again bitten, his face covered in blood.
Good heavens! If I don't feed her enough, she eats me? It seems I've raised a bottomless pit!
Zhong Yingxue snickered: (๑◔◡◔ิ๑) "Just feed her something good. After all, if she eats poorly, the refined Incense Beads might be lower quality."
Xia Yao nodded: "That's right! And you should give her a name. You're not really going to keep calling her Banknote Bug, are you?"
Jiangnan pondered: (͡°ก͡°) "Hmm, give her a name?"
Xiao Jiuwo was excited: "Still the 'Xiao' generation?"
Jiangnan shook his head: "Her body is so huge, the 'Xiao' generation doesn't fit. How about Laji Tong? Not only is it fitting, but also vivid..."
Banknote Bug: !!!
"A moo~"
For a moment, she bit Jiangnan's head even harder.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's faces darkened.
Can you at least put some of your talent in writing epitaphs into naming?
What's with the garbage bin?
Jiangnan bled from his forehead: (།￢།ㅂ།￢།།) "Ahaha... You don't like it? How... how about Barbara? The name is stylish and fitting, and full of girly charm?"
Zhong Yingxue was startled: (•︠ˍ•︡) "This sounds quite nice, but I don't know if she likes it..."
Xia Yao: ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)༡ "Pfft hahaha~ No no, if the Banknote Bug becomes smart later, she'll kill you! Can you even be more fitting?"
"What the hell, Barbara! What girl is named that?"
Jiangnan racked his brains, his expression fierce: "Then keep it simple! It's a girl! And loves to eat! So... let's call her Chinü!"
Zhong Yingxue: (≖_≖)
Xia Yao: (´-﹏-`；)
"Then let's stick with Barbara..."
For a moment, the Banknote Bug bit even harder. Although she didn't know what it meant, she just didn't like it!
Jiangnan panicked: "Stop biting! Star-Devouring Giant Worm, Orange Wind... Then let's call you Xing Cheng, okay? I've exhausted my lifetime talent!"
[Resentment from Xing Cheng +777!]
Xing Cheng: ('～') Hmph!
Jiangnan wiped the blood and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
"Where's Mila? I need Mila to treat my wounds..."
Zhong Yingxue: "Mila was taken by Sister Li Bing for a physical checkup. Didn't you say you wanted to see the consumption of the new Spirit Technique and the effect of Incense Beads on Mila?"
Jiangnan was startled: "Let's go! Check it out!"
This is a big deal!